Chapter 89
第089回 · Journey to the West
Chapter 89
Now, several ironsmiths in the courtyard had grown weary from days of unrelenting labor and had fallen asleep for the night. When they rose at dawn to resume their work, the three weapons were nowhere to be found beneath the shed. They stood dazed and trembling, searching high and low. Just then the three young princes came out from the palace to have a look. The smiths fell to their knees and cried, "Your Highness! The divine master's three weapons—we know not where they have gone!"
The youngest prince, hearing this, was seized with dread and said, "Could it be that our Master packed them away in the night?" He rushed to the Pavilion of Roaring Sands. Finding the white horse still tethered in the corridor, he could not help but call out, "Is the Master still asleep?" "He's already up," said Sha Wujing. He opened the door at once, and the prince hurried inside—only to find the weapons gone. In a frantic flurry, he asked, "Has the Master put away all his weapons?" Sun Wukong leapt up. "I haven't touched them!" the prince said. "All three weapons have vanished in the night." Zhu Bajie scrambled awake. "Is my rake still there?" the little prince asked. "When we came out just now, we saw everyone searching in every direction without finding them. I feared the Master had stored them away, so I came to ask. The Master's treasures can grow and shrink at will—you must have hidden them about your person to tease us!" Wukong said, "I truly have not put them away. Let's all go and look."
They went together to the shed in the courtyard, and sure enough, there was no trace of them. Bajie said, "It must have been these smiths who stole them! Hand them over—if you delay even a moment, I'll beat you all to death! To death!" The smiths, terrified, kowtowed and wept, "Great Lord, we toiled day and night and fell asleep. By the time we rose at dawn, they were gone. We are mere mortals—how could we have lifted them? Spare our lives, spare our lives!" Wukong said nothing, but inwardly he fumed: "The fault is ours. Since we had shown them the patterns, we should have kept them on our person. Why did we leave them lying about? Those treasures radiate a luminous aura—some villain must have been alerted and stolen them in the night." Bajie refused to believe it. "What are you talking about, Brother? This is a land of peace, not some remote wilderness—what villain could possibly have come? It must be that the smiths acted on a wicked heart. They saw the splendor of our weapons, recognized them as three priceless treasures, slipped out of the palace that very night, gathered a crowd, and carried them off—some lifting, some dragging. Beat them! Beat them!" The smiths could only kowtow and swear their innocence.
Just as the clamor reached its peak, the old prince emerged and inquired about the matter. His face, too, had gone pale. After a long silence, he said, "The divine master's weapons are no ordinary things. Even a hundred men could not have budged them. Moreover, my family has ruled this city for five generations. I do not boast idly when I say that my reputation for virtue is well known. The soldiers, civilians, and craftsmen of this city all stand in awe of my laws—they would never dare act treacherously. I beg the divine master to reconsider." Wukong laughed. "There is no need to reconsider, and no need to wrongfully blame the smiths. Let me ask Your Highness: are there any mountain forests or demons in the four directions of your city?" The prince said, "That is a very sensible question. To the north of this city lies Leopard-Head Mountain, and in that mountain is a Tiger's Mouth Cave. People say there is an immortal in the cave; others say there are tigers and wolves; still others say there are demons. I have never investigated the truth of the matter—I do not know what it really is." Wukong laughed. "That settles it. Some villain from that direction must have learned of the treasures and stolen them in the night." He called out, "Bajie, Wujing—stay here and protect the Master and guard the city. Old Sun is going to find them." He also told the smiths not to let their forges go cold—they were to keep casting without pause.
The splendid Monkey King took leave of Tripitaka, let out a sharp whistle, and vanished in an instant. He had already arrived at Leopard-Head Mountain. The city was only thirty leagues away—he had reached it in the blink of an eye. He ascended the peak at once and surveyed the scene. Indeed, there was a certain demonic aura about it. Truly:
The dragon vein stretched long, the terrain lay vast.
Sharp peaks thrust proudly into the high heavens; deep ravines plunged darkly with rushing waters.
Before the mountain, rare grasses spread like a carpet; behind it, wondrous flowers were strewn like brocade.
Towering pines, ancient cypresses, venerable trees and tall bamboos.
Mountain crows and magpies fluttered and cried in confusion; wild cranes and monkeys shrieked and howled.
Beneath the cliff, a pair of elk; before the precipice, a brace of badgers.
Rising and falling, the distant dragon came; winding and twisting, nine bends and nine curves, the hidden earth vein.
The ridge-head connected to Magnificent Hua Prefecture—
a place of splendor for ten thousand ages.
As Wukong was surveying the scene, he suddenly heard voices behind the mountain. He turned sharply and saw two wolf-headed demons talking loudly as they headed northwest. Wukong reasoned: "These must be patrol monsters. Let old Sun follow them and listen to what they have to say." He worked an incantation, muttered a spell, and with a shake of his body transformed into a butterfly. Spreading his wings, he fluttered gracefully and gave chase. Truly, the transformation was a fine one:
A pair of powdery wings, two silver feelers.
He flies swiftly with the wind, dances leisurely in the sun.
He can dart nimbly over streams and through walls; he takes great delight in stealing fragrance and toying with willow fluff.
His body is light, and he has a particular fondness for the scent of fresh flowers—
his elegant bearing and tender spirit unfold and contract as they please.
He hovered above the head of one demon, drifting and swaying, listening to their conversation. The demon exclaimed loudly, "Second Brother, our Great King has been most fortunate of late: last month he obtained a beautiful woman, who has been keeping him company in the cave, bringing him great delight. And last night he acquired three weapons—truly priceless treasures. Tomorrow he's holding a feast to celebrate the Rake, and we'll all share in the bounty!" The other said, "We've had our luck too: we've got these twenty taels of silver to buy pigs and sheep. Now that we've reached Qianfang Market, let's have a few flasks of wine first. We'll cook the books and skim off two or three taels to buy ourselves a padded coat for the cold—wouldn't that be fine?" The two demons chatted and laughed as they hurried along the main road, flying like the wind.
When Pilgrim heard about the celebration of the hammer and nails, he was secretly delighted. He wanted to kill the monster, but it had nothing to do with him, and besides, he had no weapon in his hand. He flew forward, resumed his true form, and stood at the crossroads. When the demon came near, Pilgrim spat a magical saliva at him and chanted "Om Hong Ta Li," immediately using his immobilizing spell to freeze the two wolf-headed demons in place. Their eyes were wide open, but their mouths could not speak; they stood stiffly on their feet. He then turned them over, searched them, and found that they indeed had twenty taels of silver, carried in a cloth pouch tied to their waist sashes. Each of them also wore a painted powder plaque; one read "Artful and Queer" and the other "Queer and Artful."
The great sage took their silver, removed their plaques, and turned back to the city. He went to the prince's palace and told the prince, Tripitaka, the officials, and all the craftsmen what had happened. Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "I suppose it's because of my precious treasure's radiance and brilliance that they're buying pigs and sheep and preparing a feast to celebrate! But how can we get them now?" Pilgrim said, "All three of us will go. This silver was for buying pigs and sheep—let's reward the craftsmen with it and have His Highness find some pigs and sheep. Bajie, you transform into Artful and Queer; I'll transform into Queer and Artful; Sha Wujing will dress as a pig and sheep merchant. We'll enter the Tiger's Mouth Cave, and when the opportunity arises, each of us will grab a weapon and destroy the demons, then come back and prepare to leave." Sha Wujing said, "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! We shouldn't delay—let's go quickly." The old prince followed this plan and had his stewards buy seven or eight pigs and four or five sheep.
The three of them took leave of their master and displayed their divine powers outside the city. Bajie said, "Brother, I've never seen Artful and Queer—how can I transform into his likeness?" Pilgrim said, "The demon is still frozen by Old Sun's immobilizing spell and won't wake until this time tomorrow. I remember his appearance. Stand still and let me teach you how to transform. ... This way, that way—that's his appearance." The fool indeed muttered an incantation, and Pilgrim blew a breath of immortal air; in an instant Bajie became identical to Artful and Queer, wearing the powder plaque at his waist. Pilgrim then transformed into Queer and Artful, also wearing a plaque at his waist. Sha Wujing dressed himself to look like a pig and sheep merchant. Together they drove the pigs and sheep onto the main road and headed straight for the mountain.
Before long, they entered a mountain valley and encountered another little demon, whose face was equally ferocious! Just look at him:
Two round, bulging eyes, bright as lanterns;
A head of bristly red fur, flickering like fire.
A piggish snout, a gaping mouth, with sharp fang teeth;
Ragged ears, a sloping forehead, and a puffy blue face.
He wore a light yellow robe
And a pair of coarse straw sandals.
Fierce and formidable as a malevolent god,
Hasty and frantic as a wicked demon.
The demon carried a painted lacquer invitation box under his left arm and called out to Pilgrim, "Queer and Artful, you two have come! How many pigs and sheep did you buy?" Pilgrim said, "Aren't these the ones we're driving?" The demon looked at Sha Wujing and asked, "Who is this man?" Pilgrim said, "He's the pig and sheep merchant. We still owe him a few taels of silver, so we brought him to collect it at our home. Where are you going?" The demon said, " I'm going to Bamboo Joint Mountain to invite the Great King to attend the celebration tomorrow morning." Pilgrim caught his drift and asked, "How many people are being invited?" The demon said, "The Great King will sit in the chief seat, along with the local mountain king and all the leaders—about forty or more in total." As they were talking, Bajie said, "Let's go, let's go! The pigs and sheep are scattering everywhere!" Pilgrim said, "You drive them along. Let me ask to see his invitation." The demon, seeing his own people, opened the box and handed it to Pilgrim. Pilgrim unfolded it and read:
Tomorrow morning, I respectfully prepare delicacies and wine to celebrate the Hammer and Nails Festival. I humbly invite you to cross the mountain for a gathering. I hope you will not decline. With sincere gratitude. Respectfully submitted to the Venerable Old Master Nine Spirit Primordial Sage. Your disciple and grandson, the Yellow Lion, bows a hundred times.
After Pilgrim finished reading, he returned it to the demon. The demon put it back in the box and headed southeast.
Sha Wujing asked, "Brother, what did the invitation say?" Pilgrim said, "It's an invitation to the Hammer and Nails celebration. The name at the bottom says 'Your disciple and grandson, the Yellow Lion, bows a hundred times.' The one being invited is the Venerable Old Master Nine Spirit Primordial Sage." Sha Wujing laughed and said, "The Yellow Lion must be a golden-haired lion who became a spirit. But I wonder what the Nine Spirit Primordial Sage is?" Bajie laughed when he heard this and said, "That's my merchandise!" Pilgrim said, "How do you know it's your merchandise?" Bajie said, "As the ancients said, 'A scabby sows chases the golden-haired lion.' So I know it's my goods." The three of them chatted and laughed as they drove the pigs and sheep, and soon they caught sight of the Tiger's Mouth Cave gate. Just look at the gate:
Surrounded by mountains draped in emerald green,
A vein of energy connecting to the city walls.
Steep cliffs entwined with green vines,
High ledges hung with redbuds.
Bird songs echo deep among the trees,
Flower shadows greet the cave's entrance.
No less than the Peach Blossom Spring,
A fitting place to escape the world.
Gradually they approached the gate, and there was another troop of miscellaneous lesser imps, large and small, playing among the flowering trees. Suddenly they heard Bajie's "hee-hee" as he drove the pigs and sheep up, and all came out to meet them. Some grabbed pigs, others seized sheep, and they were all trussed up together. This quickly alarmed the Demon King inside, who led a dozen or so lesser imps out and asked, "Have you two returned? How many pigs and sheep did you buy?"
Wukong said, "We bought eight pigs and seven sheep, fifteen animals in all. The pigs cost sixteen taels of silver, the sheep nine taels. We were given twenty taels before, so there are still five taels owing. This is the merchant, who has come along to collect the silver."
The Demon King, upon hearing this, called out, "Little ones, take five taels of silver and send him on his way."
Wukong said, "This merchant has come not only to collect the silver, but also also to see the grand celebration."
The demon flew into a rage and cursed, "You cunning, lazy rascal! You were here to buy goods—why then talk to him about celebrations?"
Bajie stepped forward and said, "Our lord has obtained a treasure, truly a wonder of the world. What harm would it do to let him take a look?"
The demon snapped with a *dui*: "You're outrageous and hateful! This treasure of mine was obtained from the city of Yuzhou Prefecture. If this merchant sees it and goes back to the city to spread the word, telling everyone about it, and the prince comes to ask for it, what then shall I do?"
Wukong said, "My lord, this merchant lives behind the Qianfang market—it's quite a distance from the city. He's not even a resident of the city, so how would he spread the word? Besides, his stomach is hungry, and neither of my companions nor I have eaten. There's ready food and wine at home—give him some to eat and send him on his way."
Before he could finish speaking, a lesser demon brought five taels of silver and handed it to Wukong. Wukong passed the silver to Shaseng and said, "Merchant, take your silver. I'll go with you into the back to get some food."
Shaseng, steeling his courage, went with Bajie and Wukong into the cave. They entered the second-level hall, and there in the center of the table, set up high in offering, was a nine-toothed iron rake, truly dazzling in its brilliance. Against the eastern mountain wall leaned a golden-banded staff, and against the western mountain wall leaned a demon-subduing staff. The Demon King followed behind them and said, "Merchant, that shiny thing in the middle is the rake. You may look, but when you leave, you must absolutely tell no one."
Shaseng nodded his thanks.
Ah! As the saying goes: *A thing sees its master and must be reclaimed.* Bajie had always been a rough and reckless fellow. When he saw the rake, he did not bother with any pleasantries—he ran up, snatched it down, swung it in his hands, revealed his true form, executed a flourish, and smashed it straight at the demon's face. Wukong and Shaseng likewise rushed to the two mountain walls, each seizing his weapon, revealing his true form, and the three brothers struck together in a furious assault. The Demon King was so alarmed that he hastily drew back, retreated to the rear, and took up a four-pronged spade with a long shaft and sharp socket. He rushed to the courtyard and parried their three weapons, shouting loudly, "Who are you, that you dare use trickery to steal my treasure?"
Wukong cursed, "You mangy little ball of fur! You don't even recognize us! We are the disciples of the Holy Monk Tang Sanzang from the Eastern Lands. We came to Yuzhou Prefecture to exchange our travel documents, and the honored king had his three princes take us as their masters to learn martial arts. They used our treasures as models to forge weapons of the same design. We had them placed in the courtyard, and you, you mangy ball of fur, snuck into the city in the dead of night and stole them—yet you accuse me of using trickery to steal your treasure! Don't run away—let each of our three weapons give you a taste!"
The demon raised his spade to fight. This battle raged from the courtyard out through the front gate, and it was a fine sight, the three monks against one demon:
The staff howled like the wind, the rake thundered like rain.
The demon-subduing staff raised brilliance that filled the sky;
The four-pronged spade thrust forth, its clouds weaving silk.
It was like three immortals refining the Great Elixir—
The fire and light flashing, startling gods and ghosts.
Wukong displayed his power with great skill;
The demon who had stolen the treasure was full of insolence.
Tianpeng Bajie showed his divine might;
The great general Shaseng was even more splendid.
The three brothers worked as one, employing their cunning,
And battle raged in the Cave of the Tiger's Head.
That demon, proud and strong, played his tricks with cunning;
The four heroes were worthy foes indeed.
They fought until the sun sank in the west,
And the demon's strength weakened—he could no longer resist.
They battled for a long time on Baotou Mountain, and when the demon could no longer hold them off, he called out to Shaseng, "Watch my spade!" Shaseng shifted his stance and dodged. The demon seized the opening and fled, riding the wind toward the southeast, the Xun direction. Bajie started to give chase, but Wukong said, "Let him go. As the old saying goes: 'Do not press a desperate enemy.' Let's just cut off his retreat."
Bajie obeyed.
The three made straight for the cave entrance and slaughtered every last one of the hundred or so demons, great and small. They turned out to be tigers, leopards, panthers, wild boars, deer, antelope, and mountain goats. The Great Sage used his magic to bring out all the fine goods from the cave, along with the carcasses of the slain beasts and the pigs and sheep they had driven there. Shaseng took out dry kindling and set a fire, and Bajie used his two ears to fan the flames, burning the entire lair to nothing in an instant. Then they carried all the goods they had brought out and returned to the prefectural city.
At that time the city gate was still open, and the people had not yet gone to sleep. The old prince and his sons, along with Tripitaka, were all watching from the Breeze-in-the-Casual Pavilion. Suddenly they heard a great flapping and fluttering as a whole courtyard's worth of dead beasts, pigs, sheep, and sundry valuables were dumped before them. Together the disciples cried out, "Master, we have returned victorious!" The prince bowed repeatedly in thanks. The Tang elder was overjoyed. The three young princes knelt on the ground in reverence, but Sha Wujing helped them up, saying, "Hold your thanks for now—come closer first and look at these things." The prince asked, "Where did all these things come from?" Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Those tigers, leopards, lynxes, panthers, deer, antelopes, and goats were all spirits that had attained the Way through sorcery. We took their weapons and drove them out of the gates. The old demon was a golden-maned lion. He wielded a four-bright spade and fought with us until nightfall, then fled in defeat toward the southeast. We did not pursue him, but we swept clean his retreat, slaughtered his band of lesser demons, and searched out all these belongings, which we have brought back."
When the old prince heard this, he was both joyful and troubled: joyful that his sons had returned victorious, troubled that the demon might seek revenge in the future. Sun Wukong said, "Your Highness, rest easy. I have thought this through thoroughly and will handle it properly. I will root out every last one of them before we set out on our journey, and I will certainly not leave a calamity behind for you. When I went at midday, I ran into a little demon with a green face and red hair delivering an invitation. On his card it read: 'Tomorrow morning I respectfully prepare a banquet to celebrate the Grand Rake Gathering. I humbly invite you to cross the mountain for a visit. I hope you will not decline. With deepest gratitude. Respectfully presented to the venerable Grand Master Nine-Spirit Primordial Sage, from his grandson, the Yellow Lion, bowing a hundred times.' That demon, after his defeat, will certainly go to report to his grandfather. Tomorrow morning he will undoubtedly come seeking revenge. When that happens, I will clean them out for you once and for all." The old prince thanked him profusely and laid out the evening meal. When the master and his disciples had finished eating, they each retired to their quarters. But we will speak of them no more.
Now, the demon fled as indeed toward the southeast, all the way to Bamboo-Knot Mountain. In that mountain there was a cave dwelling called the Nine-Bends Winding Cavern. The Nine-Spirit Primordial Sage who lived there was the demon's grandfather. That night he never rested his feet, and by the fifth watch he reached the cave entrance and knocked to be let in. The little demons saw him and said, "Great King, last night the green-faced one came down with an invitation, and the Old Master kept him to stay until this morning. He was going with him to attend your Rake Gathering—why have you come so early in person to invite him?" The demon said, "It's no good, no good at all—the gathering is ruined." Even as he spoke, the green-faced one emerged from within and said, "Great King, what brings you here? The Old Master Grandfather is getting up and was about to go with me to the gathering." The demon waved his hands in distress and said nothing.
Shortly afterward, the old demon rose and summoned him inside. The demon cast down his weapon and prostrated himself, tears streaming down his cheeks without cease. The old demon said, "My worthy grandson, you sent the invitation yesterday, and this morning I was just about to attend the gathering. Now you have come in person—why are you so sorrowful and troubled?" The demon kowtowed and said, "The other night, young grandson was taking a leisurely stroll under the moon when I saw a radiance shooting into the sky above Yuhua Prefecture. I hurried to look and discovered it was three kinds of weapons in the princely residence, glowing with light: one was a nine-toothed golden-spiked rake, one was a precious staff, and one was a golden-banded cudgel. Young grandson at them at once through magical arts and established the 'Grand Rake Gathering.' I sent the little ones to buy pigs, sheep, fruits, and other things, and set up a banquet to celebrate, inviting Grandfather to enjoy them as a bit of amusement. Yesterday, after I sent the green-faced one down with the invitation, I saw that the tricky little ones who had been sent to buy the pigs and sheep were driving along several pigs and sheep, and had also brought along a traveling merchant looking for his silver. He insisted on seeing the gathering, but young grandson feared he would spread tales outside and would not let him watch. Then he said he was hungry and begged for some food, so I had him eat in the back. He went inside and saw the weapons and claimed they were his. The three of them each snatched up one weapon and revealed their true forms: one was a monk with a hairy face and thunder-drum mouth, one was a monk with a long snout and big ears, and one was a monk with a sallow, ill-omened complexion. Without any discrimination, they raised a shout and attacked all at once. Young grandson hastily seized my four-bright spade and rushed out to hold them at bay, demanding to know who these people were who dared to make trouble. They said they were disciples of the Tang monk of the Great Tang in the East, on his way to the Western Heaven. Passing through the prefecture, they had stopped to exchange travel documents and had been detained by the prince to study martial arts. The prince had these three weapons made as models and had them placed in the courtyard, and when I stole them, they were enraged and fought me. I do not know what those three monks are called, but they all have abilities. Young grandson could not match the three of them alone, so I fled here to Grandfather. I beg you to lend your aid, capture those monks, and avenge me—this would show your love for your grandson."
The old demon heard this and was silent for a moment in thought. Then he laughed and said, "So it was them. My worthy grandson, you have stirred up the wrong people." The demon asked, "Does Grandfather know who they are?" The old demon said, "The one with the long snout and big ears is Zhu Bajie; the one with the sallow, ill-omened complexion is Sha Wujing—those two are manageable. The one with the hairy face and thunder-drum mouth is called Sun Wukong. That one truly possesses vast supernatural powers: five hundred years ago he caused a great uproar in the Heavenly Palace, and a hundred thousand celestial soldiers could not subdue him. He is the sort who goes looking for trouble—he is the very ringleader of those who search the mountains and drain the seas, break into caverns and storm cities, and stir up calamity wherever he goes. How could you provoke him? No matter—come with me, and I will capture that scoundrel, along with the prince of Yuhua, and avenge you." When the demon heard this, he kowtowed at once in gratitude.
At that time, the old demon mustered his grandsons—the Macaque Lion, the Snow Lion, the Suanni, the Baize, the Fuli, and the Tuanxiang—each armed with sharp weapons. The Yellow Lion led them as they all rode their mad whirlwinds straight to the border of Leopard Head Mountain. They caught the acrid smell of smoke and fire assaulting their noses, and heard the sound of weeping. Looking closely, they found it was Diaozuan and Guteng, the two creatures, there calling out "Our lord! Our lord!" and weeping.
The demon drew near and roared, "Are you the real Diaozuan or a fake?" The two monsters fell to their knees, tears in their eyes, and knocked their heads on the ground, saying, "How could we be fakes? Yesterday, around this time, we took the silver to buy pigs and sheep. On the great road west of the mountain, we met a monk with a hairy face and a thunder-god's beak. He spat at us, and our legs went soft and our mouths turned stiff—we could not speak, could not move a step. He knocked us over and searched us, taking the silver and untying our tags. The two of us were in a daze, and only just now woke up. When we got home, the fire was still burning, and all the buildings had been destroyed. Our lord and all the headmen, great and small, were nowhere to be seen. That is why we are here in grief and anguish, weeping. We do not know how this fire started."
When the demon heard this, he could not stop his tears from gushing like a spring. He stamped both feet and cried out to the sky in hatred, "That bald villain! How wicked can he be? How could he perpetrate such a venomous deed? He burned my cave dwelling to nothing, burned my beauties to death, and left my household and all my little ones utterly gone. It maddens me! It maddens me!" The old demon called the Macaque Lion to pull him over, saying, "My worthy grandson, what's done is done. There is no use in futile anger. Conserve your full vigor and go to the prefecture city to seize that monk." The demon still refused to stop weeping. "Old Master, that mountain of mine—I did not build it in a single day. Now this bald villain has destroyed it entirely. What use is this life to me?" He struggled up and dashed his head against the rock cliff, knocking his brains out. Only when the Snow Lion, the Macaque Lion, and the others earnestly pleaded with him did he stop.
They then abandoned this place and all rushed toward the prefecture city. The wind rolled and billowed, the mist swirled and surged—they drew near with terrifying speed. The people in the suburbs outside the city walls were so frightened that they dragged their sons and carried their daughters, caring not for their possessions, and all fled toward the prefecture city. They poured through the city gates and shut them tight. Someone rushed into the prince's mansion to report, "Calamity! Calamity!" The prince, Tang Seng, and the others were just eating their morning vegetarian meal in the Gauze Pavilion when they heard the report of calamity and came out to ask. The people said, "A host of demons is approaching the city, hurling sand and stones, spraying mist and whipping up gales!" The old prince cried out in alarm, "What shall we do?" Tripitaka's disciple laughed, "All of you relax, all of you relax. These are the demons from Tiger's Mouth Cave, who were defeated yesterday and went southeast to join with some Nine-Spirit Primordial Sage or other. Wait for me and my brothers to go out. Order that the four city gates be shut, and have your men muster to guard the city walls." The prince indeed gave the order to close the four gates and rouse the men to man the walls. He and his son, along with Tang Seng, took their places on the city tower to oversee the arrangements. Banners blotted out the sun; cannons thundered to the sky. Tripitaka's three disciples, meanwhile, went out halfway on clouds and halfway on mist to meet the enemy. And so it was:
The wise weapons were lost through carelessness,
And suddenly the demons rose, a host of wicked fiends.
As for how this battle's outcome would turn out—that, gentle reader, you must hear in the next chapter.
第089回
卻說那院中幾個鐵匠因連日辛苦,夜間俱自睡了。及天明起來打造,篷下不見了三般兵器,一個個呆掙神驚,四下尋找。只見那三個王子出宮來看,那鐵匠一齊磕頭道:「小主啊,神師的三般兵器,都不知那裡去了。」
小王子聽言,心驚膽戰道:「想是師父今夜收拾去了。」急奔暴紗亭看時,見白馬尚在廊下,忍不住叫道:「師父還睡哩?」沙僧道:「起來了。」即將房門開了,讓王子進裡看時,不見兵器,慌慌張張問道:「師父的兵器都收來了?」行者跳起道:「不曾收啊。」王子道:「三般兵器,今夜都不見了。」八戒連忙爬起道:「我的鈀在麼?」小王道:「適才我等出來,只見眾人前後找尋不見,弟子恐是師父收了,卻才來問。老師的寶貝,俱是能長能消,想必藏在身邊哄弟子哩。」行者道:「委的未收。都尋去來。」
隨至院中篷下,果然不見蹤影。八戒道:「定是這夥鐵匠偷了。快拿出來,略遲了些兒,就都打死,打死。」那鐵匠慌得磕頭滴淚道:「爺爺,我們連日辛苦,夜間睡著,乃至天明起來,遂不見了。我等乃一概凡人,怎麼拿得動?望爺爺饒命,饒命。」行者無語,暗恨道:「還是我們的不是,既然看了式樣,就該收在身邊,怎麼卻丟放在此?那寶貝霞彩光生,想是驚動甚麼歹人,乘夜竊去也。」八戒不信道:「哥哥說那裡話?這般個太平境界,又不是曠野深山,怎得個歹人來?定是鐵匠欺心,他見我們的兵器光彩,認得是三件寶貝,連夜走出王府,夥些人來,擡的擡,拉的拉,偷出去了。拿過來打呀,打呀。」眾匠只是磕頭發誓。
正嚷處,只見老王子出來,問及前事,卻也面無人色,沉吟半晌道:「神師兵器,本不同凡,就有百十餘人也禁挫不動。況孤在此城,今已五代,不是大膽海口,孤也頗有個賢名在外;這城中軍民匠作人等,也頗懼孤之法度,斷是不敢欺心。望神師再思可矣。」行者笑道:「不用再思,也不須苦賴鐵匠。我問殿下:你這州城四面,可有甚麼山林妖怪?」王子道:「神師此問,甚是有理。孤這州城之北,有一座豹頭山,山中有一座虎口洞。往往人言洞內有仙,又言有虎狼,又言有妖怪。孤未曾訪得端的,不知果是何物。」行者笑道:「不消講了,定是那方歹人,知道俱是寶貝,一夜偷將去了。」叫:「八戒、沙僧,你都在此保著師父,護著城池,等老孫尋訪去來。」又叫鐵匠們不可住了爐火,一一煉造。
好猴王,辭了三藏,唿哨一聲,形影不見,早跨到豹頭山上。原來那城相去只有三十里,一瞬即到。徑上山峰觀看,果然有些妖氣。真是:
龍脈悠長,地形遠大。尖峰挺挺插天高,陡澗沉沉流水急。山前有瑤草鋪茵,山後有奇花佈錦。喬松老柏,古樹修篁。山鴉山鵲亂飛鳴,野鶴野猴皆嘯唳。懸崖下,麋鹿雙雙;峭壁前,獾狐對對。一起一伏遠來龍,九曲九灣潛地脈。埂頭相接玉華州,萬古千秋興勝處。
行者正然看時,忽聽得山背後有人言語。急回頭視之,乃兩個狼頭妖怪,朗朗的說著話,向西北上走。行者揣道:「這定是巡山的怪物,等老孫跟他去聽聽,看他說些甚的。」捻著訣,念個咒,搖身一變,變做個蝴蝶兒,展開翅,翩翩翻翻,徑自趕上。果然變得有樣範:
一雙粉翅,兩道銀鬚。乘風飛去急,映日舞來徐。渡水過牆能疾俏,偷香弄絮甚歡娛。體輕偏愛鮮花味,雅態芳情任卷舒。
他飛在那個妖精頭頂上,飄飄蕩蕩,聽他說話。那妖猛的叫道:「二哥,我大王連日僥倖:前月裡得了一個美人兒,在洞內盤桓,十分快樂;昨夜裡又得了三般兵器,果然是無價之寶。明朝開宴慶釘鈀會哩,我們都有受用。」這個道:「我們也有些僥倖:拿這二十兩銀子買豬羊去。如今到了乾方集上,先吃幾壺酒兒。把東西開個花帳兒,落他二三兩銀子,買件綿衣過寒,卻不是好?」兩個怪說說笑笑的,上大路急走如飛。
行者聽得要慶釘鈀會,心中暗喜。欲要打殺他,爭奈不干他事,況手中又無兵器。他即飛向前邊,現了本相,在路口上立定。那怪看看走到身邊,被他一口法唾噴將去,念一聲「唵吽吒唎」,即使個定身法,把兩個狼頭精定住。眼睜睜,口也難開;直挺挺,雙腳站住。又將他扳翻倒,揭衣搜檢,果是有二十兩銀子,著一條搭包兒打在腰間裙帶上;又各掛著一個粉漆牌兒,一個上寫著「刁鑽古怪」,一個上寫著「古怪刁鑽」。
好大聖,取了他銀子,解了他牌兒,返跨步回至州城。到王府中,見了王子、唐僧並大小官員、匠作人等,具言前事。八戒笑道:「想是老豬的寶貝霞彩光明,所以買豬羊,治筵席慶賀哩。但如今怎得他來?」行者道:「我兄弟三人俱去。這銀子是買辦豬羊的,且將這銀子賞了匠人,教殿下尋幾個豬羊。八戒,你變做刁鑽古怪,我變做古怪刁鑽,沙僧裝做個販豬羊的客人,走進那虎口洞裡,得便處,各人拿了兵器,打絕那妖邪,回來卻收拾走路。」沙僧笑道:「妙妙妙,不宜遲,快走。」老王果依此計,即教管事的買辦了七八口豬、四五腔羊。
他三人辭了師父,在城外大顯神通。八戒道:「哥哥,我未曾看見那刁鑽古怪,怎生變得他模樣?」行者道:「那怪被老孫使了定身法定住在那裡,直到明日此時方醒。我記得他的模樣,你站下,等我教你變。……如此,如彼,就是他的模樣了。」那獃子真個口裡念著咒,行者吹口仙氣,霎時就變得與那刁鑽古怪一般無二,將一個粉牌兒帶在腰間。行者即變做古怪刁鑽,腰間也帶了一個牌兒。沙僧打扮得像個販豬羊的客人。一起兒趕著豬羊,上大路,徑奔山來。
不多時,進了山凹裡,又遇見一個小妖,他生得嘴臉也恁地兇惡!看那:
圓滴溜兩隻眼,如燈晃亮;紅剌媸一頭毛,似火飄光。糟鼻子,𤟷猍口,獠牙尖利;查耳朵,砍額頭,青臉泡浮。身穿一件淺黃衣,足踏一雙莎蒲履。雄雄糾糾若兇神,急急忙忙如惡鬼。
那怪左脅下挾著一個彩漆的請書匣兒,迎著行者叫道:「古怪刁鑽,你兩個來了?買了幾口豬羊?」行者道:「這趕的不是?」那怪朝沙僧道:「此位是誰?」行者道:「就是販豬羊的客人。還少他幾兩銀子,帶他來家取的。你往那裡去?」那怪道:「我往竹節山去請老大王明早赴會。」行者綽他的口氣兒,就問:「共請多少人?」那怪道:「請老大王坐首席,連本山大王共頭目等眾,約有四十多位。」正說處,八戒道:「去罷,去罷,豬羊都四散走了。」行者道:「你去邀著,等我討他帖兒看看。」那怪見自家人,即揭開取出,遞與行者。行者展開看時,上寫著:
明辰敬治餚酌,慶釘鈀嘉會,屈尊過山一敘。幸勿外,至感。右啟祖翁九靈元聖老大人尊前。門下孫黃獅頓首百拜。
行者看畢,仍遞與那怪。那怪放在匣內,徑往東南上去了。
沙僧問道:「哥哥,帖兒上是甚麼話頭?」行者道:「乃慶釘鈀會的請帖。名字寫著『門下孫黃獅頓首百拜』。請的是祖翁九靈元聖老大人。」沙僧笑道:「黃獅想必是個金毛獅子成精。但不知九靈元聖是個何物?」八戒聽言,笑道:「是老豬的貨了。」行者道:「怎見得是你的貨?」八戒道:「古人云:『癩母豬專趕金毛獅子。』故知是老豬之貨物也。」他三人說說笑笑,趕著豬羊,卻就望見虎口洞門。但見那門兒外:
周圍山遶翠,一脈氣連城。
峭壁扳青蔓,高崖掛紫荊。
鳥聲深樹匝,花影洞門迎。
不亞桃源洞,堪宜避世情。
漸漸近於門口,又見一叢大大小小的雜項妖精,在那花樹之下頑耍。忽聽得八戒「呵呵」趕豬羊到時,都來迎接。便就捉豬的捉豬,捉羊的捉羊,一齊綑倒。早驚動裡面妖王,領十數個小妖,出來問道:「你兩個來了?買了多少豬羊?」行者道:「買了八口豬,七腔羊,共十五個牲口。豬銀該一十六兩,羊銀該九兩。前者領銀二十兩,仍欠五兩。這個就是客人,跟來找銀子的。」妖王聽說,即喚:「小的們,取五兩銀子,打發他去。」行者道:「這客人一則來找銀子,二來要看看嘉會。」那妖大怒,罵道:「你這個刁鑽兒憊懶!你買東西罷了,又與人說甚麼會不會?」八戒上前道:「主人公得了寶貝,誠是天下之奇珍,就教他看看怕怎的?」那怪咄的一聲道:「你這古怪也可惡!我這寶貝乃是玉華州城中得來的,倘這客人看了,去那州中傳說,說得人知,那王子一時來訪求,卻如之何?」行者道:「主公,這個客人乃乾方集後邊的人,去州許遠,又不是他城中人也,那裡去傳說?二則他肚裡也饑了,我兩個也未曾吃飯,家中有現成酒飯,賞他些吃了,打發他去罷。」說不了,有一小妖取了五兩銀子,遞與行者。行者將銀子遞與沙僧道:「客人,收了銀子,我與你進後面去吃些飯來。」
沙僧仗著膽,同八戒、行者進於洞內。到二層廠廳之上,只見正中間桌上,高高的供養著一柄九齒釘鈀,真個是光彩映目;東山頭靠著一條金箍棒,西山頭靠著一條降妖杖。那怪王隨後跟著道:「客人,那中間放光亮的就是釘鈀,你看便看,只是出去,千萬莫與人說。」沙僧點頭稱謝了。
噫!這正是:物見主,必定取。那八戒一生是個魯夯的人,他見了釘鈀,那裡與他敘甚麼情節,跑上去,拿下來,掄在手中,現了本相,丟了解數,望妖精劈臉就築。這行者、沙僧也奔至兩山頭各拿器械,現了原身,三兄弟一齊亂打。慌得那怪王急抽身閃過,轉入後邊,取一柄四明鏟,桿長鐏利,趕到天井中,支住他三般兵器,厲聲喝道:「你是甚人,敢弄虛頭,騙我寶貝?」行者罵道:「我把你這個賊毛團!你是認我不得。我們乃東土聖僧唐三藏的徒弟。因至玉華州倒換關文,蒙賢王教他三個王子拜我們為師,學習武藝,將我們寶貝作樣,打造如式兵器。因放在院中,被你這賊毛團夤夜入城偷來,倒說我弄虛頭騙你寶貝。不要走,就把我們這三件兵器各奉承你幾下嘗嘗。」那妖精就舉鏟來敵。這一場,從天井中鬥出前門,看他三僧攢一怪,好殺:
呼呼棒若風,滾滾鈀如雨。降妖杖舉滿天霞,四明鏟伸雲生綺。好似三仙煉大丹,火光彩晃驚神鬼。行者施威甚有能,妖精盜寶多無禮。天蓬八戒顯神通,大將沙僧英更美。弟兄合意運機謀,虎口洞中興鬥起。那怪豪強弄巧乖,四個英雄堪廝比。當時殺至日頭西,妖邪力軟難相抵。
他們在豹頭山戰鬥多時,那妖精抵敵不住,向沙僧前喊一聲:「看鏟。」沙僧讓個身法躲過。妖精得空而走,向東南巽宮上,乘風飛去。八戒拽步要趕,行者道:「且讓他去。自古道:『窮寇勿追。』且只來斷他歸路。」八戒依言。
三人徑至洞口,把那百十個若大若小的妖精盡皆打死。原來都是些虎狼彪豹、馬鹿山羊。被大聖使個手法,將他那洞裡細軟物件並打死的雜項獸身與趕來的豬羊,通皆帶出。沙僧就取出乾柴放起火來、八戒使兩個耳朵搧風,把一個巢穴一時燒得乾淨。卻將帶出的諸物,即轉州城。
此時城門尚開,人家未睡。老王父子與唐僧俱在暴紗亭盼望,只見他們撲哩撲剌的丟下一院子死獸、豬羊及細軟物件。一齊叫道:「師父,我們已得勝回來也。」那殿下喏喏相謝。唐長老滿心歡喜。三個小王子跪拜於地,沙僧攙起道:「且莫謝,都近前看看那物件。」王子道:「此物俱是何來?」行者笑道:「那虎狼彪豹、馬鹿山羊,都是成精的妖怪。被我們取了兵器,打出門來。那老妖是個金毛獅子,他使一柄四明鏟,與我等戰到天晚,敗陣逃生,往東南上走了。我等不曾趕他,卻掃除他歸路,打殺這些群妖,搜尋他這些物件,帶將來的。」老王聽說,又喜又憂:喜的是得勝而回,憂的是那妖日後報仇。行者道:「殿下放心,我已慮之熟,處之當矣。一定與你掃除盡絕,方才起行,決不至貽害於後。我午間去時,撞見一個青臉紅毛的小妖送請書,我看他帖子上寫著:『明辰敬治餚酌,慶釘鈀嘉會,屈尊過山一敘。幸勿外,至感。右啟祖翁九靈元聖老大人尊前。』名字是『門下孫黃獅頓首百拜』。才子那妖精敗陣,必然向他祖翁處去會話,明辰斷然尋我們報仇,當情與你掃蕩乾淨。」老王稱謝了,擺上晚齋。師徒們齋畢,各歸寢處不題。
卻說那妖精果然向東南方奔到竹節山。那山中有一座洞天之處,喚名九曲盤桓洞。洞中的九靈元聖是他的祖翁。當夜足不停風,行至五更時分,到於洞口,敲門而進。小妖見了道:「大王,昨晚有青臉兒下請書,老爺留他住到今早,欲同他來赴你釘鈀會,你怎麼又絕早親來邀請?」妖精道:「不好說,不好說,會成不得了。」正說處,見青臉兒從裡邊走出道:「大王,你來怎的?老大王爺爺起來就同我去赴會哩。」妖精慌張張的,只是搖手不言。
少頃,老妖起來了,喚入。這妖精丟了兵器,倒身下拜,止不住腮邊淚落。老妖道:「賢孫,你昨日下柬,今早正欲來赴會,你又親來,為何發悲煩惱?」妖精叩頭道:「小孫前夜對月閑行,只見玉華州城中有光彩沖空。急去看時,乃是王府院中三般兵器放光:一件是九齒滲金釘鈀,一件是寶杖,一件是金箍棒。小孫即使神法攝來,立名『釘鈀嘉會』,著小的們買豬羊果品等物,設宴慶會,請祖爺爺賞之,以為一樂。昨差青臉來送柬之後,只見原差買豬羊的刁鑽兒等趕著幾個豬羊,又帶了一個販賣的客人來找銀子。他定要看看會去,是小孫恐他外面傳說,不容他看。他又說肚中饑餓,討些飯吃,因教他後邊吃飯。他走到裡邊,看見兵器,說是他的。三人就各搶去一件,現出原身:一個是毛臉雷公嘴的和尚,一個是長嘴大耳朵的和尚,一個是晦氣色臉的和尚。他都不分好歹,喊一聲亂打。是小孫急取四明鏟趕出與他相持,問是甚麼人敢弄虛頭。他道是東土大唐差往西天去的唐僧之徒弟,因過州城,倒換關文,被王子留住,習學武藝,將他這三件兵器作樣子打造,放在院內,被我偷來,遂此不忿相持。不知那三個和尚叫做甚名,卻俱有本事。小孫一人敵他三個不過,所以敗走祖爺處。望拔刀相助,拿那和尚報仇,庶見我祖愛孫之意也。」
老妖聞言,默想片時,笑道:「原來是他。我賢孫,你錯惹了他也。」妖精道:「祖爺知他是誰?」老妖道:「那長嘴大耳者,乃豬八戒;晦氣色臉者,乃沙和尚:這兩個猶可。那毛臉雷公嘴者,叫做孫行者。這個人其實神通廣大:五百年前曾大鬧天宮,十萬天兵也不曾拿得住。他專意尋人的,他便就是個搜山揭海、破洞攻城、闖禍的個都頭,你怎麼惹他?也罷,等我和你去,把那廝連玉華王子,都擒來替你出氣。」那妖精聽說,即叩頭而謝。
當時老妖點猱獅、雪獅、狻猊、白澤、伏狸、摶象諸孫,各執鋒利器械,黃獅引領,各縱狂風,徑至豹頭山界。只聞得煙火之氣撲鼻,又聞得有哭泣之聲。仔細看時,原來是刁鑽、古怪二人在那裡叫主公哭主公哩。妖精近前喝道:「你是真刁鑽兒,假刁鑽兒?」二怪跪倒,噙淚叩頭道:「我們怎是假的?昨日這早晚領了銀子去買豬羊,走至山西邊大路之上,見一個毛臉雷公嘴的和尚,他啐了我們一口,我們就腳軟口強,不能言語,不能移步。被他扳倒,把銀子搜了去,牌兒解了去。我兩個昏昏沉沉,直到此時才醒。及到家,見煙火未息,房舍盡皆燒了。又不見主公並大小頭目。故在此傷心痛哭。不知這火是怎生起的。」
那妖精聞言,止不住淚如泉湧,雙腳齊跌,喊聲振天,恨道:「禿廝!十分作惡,怎麼幹出這般毒事?把我洞府燒盡,美人燒死,家當老小一空。氣殺我也,氣殺我也!」老妖叫猱獅扯他過來道:「賢孫,事已至此,徒惱無益。且養全銳氣,到州城裡拿那和尚去。」那妖精猶不肯住哭,道:「老爺,我那們個山場,非一日治的,今被這禿廝盡毀,我卻要此命做甚的?」掙起來,往石崖上撞頭磕腦。被雪獅、猱獅等苦勸方止。
當時丟了此處,都奔州城。只聽得那風滾滾,霧騰騰,來得甚近。諕得那城外各關廂人等,拖男挾女,顧不得家私,都往州城中走,走入城門,將門閉了。有人報入王府中道:「禍事,禍事。」那王子唐僧等正在暴紗亭吃早齋,聽得人報禍事,卻出門來問。眾人道:「一群妖精,飛沙走石、噴霧掀風的來近城了。」老王大驚道:「怎麼好?」行者笑道:「都放心,都放心。這是虎口洞妖精昨日敗陣,往東南方去夥了那甚麼九靈元聖兒來也。等我同兄弟們出去。吩咐教關了四門,汝等點人夫看守城池。」那王子果傳令把四門閉了,點起人夫上城,他父子並唐僧在城樓上點劄,旌旗蔽日,炮火連天。行者三人,卻半雲半霧,出城迎敵。這正是:
失卻慧兵緣不謹,頓教魔起眾邪凶。
畢竟不知這場勝敗如何,且聽下回分解。
