Chapter 76

第076回 · Journey to the West

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Chapter 76

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The Great Sage saw the wind, bent his waist, and grew to about three zhang in length. With one hand he held the rope, and with the other his iron cudgel. The demon chief, knowing no better, saw him come out and raised his steel sword to hack at his face. The Great Sage met it with his iron cudgel in one hand. Then the second demon came at him with a spear and the third with a halberd, pressing him from all sides without cease. The Great Sage let go of the rope, put away his cudgel, swiftly leapt up, and rode a cloud away. The truth was, he feared the little demons would surround him and make things difficult. He leapt clear of the camp and descended on an empty, open mountaintop. Landing from the cloud, he grabbed the rope with both hands and pulled with all his might. Only then did the old demon's heart begin to ache. The pain made him struggle upward; the Great Sage pulled down again. The little demons saw from a distance and cried out together in a loud voice: "Great King, don't provoke him—let him go! This monkey has no sense of the season: Qingming hasn't arrived yet, and he's flying a kite here!" Hearing these words, the Great Sage gave a mighty stomp. The old demon plummeted from the sky with a whirring sound, like a spinning wheel, and fell to the dust. He struck the hard yellow earth on the hillside and sank into a hole two chi deep.

The second and third demons were thrown into such alarm that they pressed down their cloud-tops together, rushed forward to grab the rope, and knelt at the foot of the hill, wailing: "O Great Sage, we thought you were a magnanimous immortal of boundless forbearance, but who knew you were a petty, narrow-minded creature. We truly coaxed you out to meet us in battle, never expecting you would tie a rope around our elder brother's heart." The Great Sage laughed and said: "You band of lawless demons, utterly without manners. The last time you coaxed me out, you tried to bite me. This time you coaxed me out only to array your forces against me. For several tens of thousands of demon soldiers to fight me single-handedly—even in principle that makes no sense. Drag him along—drag him along to see my master." The demons kowtowed together and said: "Great Sage, in your mercy spare our lives. We are willing to escort the reverend master across the mountain." The Great Sage laughed and said: "If you want your lives, simply take a knife and cut the rope." The old demon said: "Grandfather! If you cut the outer part, the inner part is tied to my heart, and it tickles disgustingly in my throat—what can be done?" The Great Sage said: "In that case, open your mouth and let me go back in to untie the rope." The old demon was alarmed and said: "Once you go in, you won't come out again—this is difficult, truly difficult!" The Great Sage said: "I have the ability to untie the inner end of the rope from outside. If I untie it, will you truly and honestly send my master across?" The old demon said: "Once it's untied, I will send him—I would never dare to speak falsely." The Great Sage, having ascertained that he was sincere, gave his body a shake and retracted his hairs. The demon's heart immediately stopped hurting. This was the method the Great Sage Sun had used: he had tied the demon's heart with one of his hairs, and once the hair was retracted, the pain ceased. The three demons leapt into the air and thanked him, saying: "Great Sage, please go back. Tell Tang Seng to gather his luggage—we will carry a sedan chair to escort him." The demons sheathed their weapons and all returned to the cave.

The Great Sage coiled up the rope and went straight back to the east of the mountain. From afar he saw Tang Seng rolling on the ground in tearful anguish. Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng had undone the bundles and were dividing the luggage among themselves. The Great Sage sighed inwardly: "Needless to say—this must be Bajie telling the master that I've been eaten by a demon. The master couldn't bear to part with me and is weeping bitterly, while that idiot is dividing the spoils and disbanding the company! Hmm—I wonder if that's really the case. Let me call out and see." He descended from the cloud and called: "Master!" Sha Seng heard and complained to Bajie: "You're nothing but a coffin stand—nothing but trouble for others. Our elder brother isn't dead, yet you said he was, and you're carrying on with this business here. Isn't that calling him to come?" Bajie said: "I clearly saw him swallowed in one gulp by the demon. I suppose the stars were unlucky—the monkey's come as a ghost." The Great Sage went up to him, seized Bajie by the face, and gave him a slap that sent him reeling. "You dolt! What ghost am I?" The idiot rubbed his face and said: "Brother, you really were eaten by that demon—how, how are you alive again?" The Great Sage said: "You worthless, incompetent sack of pus? After he swallowed me, I grabbed his intestines, squeezed his lungs, and threaded this rope through his heart, pulling it until the pain was unbearable. One by one they kowtowed and begged for mercy, and only then did I spare their lives. Now they're coming with a sedan chair to escort you across the mountain, Master." When Tripitaka heard this, he scrambled to his feet in one motion and bowed to the Great Sage: "Disciple, how you've toiled for me! Had I believed what Wuneng said, I would be finished." The Great Sage punched Bajie and cursed: "This gluttonous idiot, utterly lazy and worthless—no kind of man at all. Master, don't be troubled—the demons will come to escort you." Sha Seng was also deeply ashamed. He quickly covered his embarrassment, gathered the luggage, and saddled the horse. They all waited by the road—but of this, no more.

Now it must be told that the three demon chiefs led their horde of imps back to the cave. The second demon said: "Elder Brother, I thought this Sun Xingzhe had nine heads and eight tails, but he turns out to be nothing but a tiny little monkey. You shouldn't have swallowed him. If you had just fought him, how could he have stood against us? The tens of thousands of imps in this cave could have drowned him with their spit. Yet you swallowed him into your belly, and then he worked his magic and made you suffer. How dare you compare yourself with him? Just now, when you said you would escort Tang Seng, it was all pretense. In truth, your own life was at stake, so you coaxed him out—you absolutely will not escort the monk." The old demon said: "Brother, why won't you escort him?" The second demon said: "Give me three thousand little imps and let me deploy them in battle formation. I have the ability to capture this monkey-head." The old demon said: "Never mind three thousand—take the whole camp if you wish. Only capture him, and we shall all have merit."

The second demon then mustered three thousand little imps and lined them up along the main road. He ordered a standard-bearer with a blue flag to ride back and forth, announcing: "Sun Wukong, come out early and fight with our Second Great Lord Grandfather!" Bajie heard this and laughed: "Elder Brother, as the saying goes, 'You can't fool the locals.' They're playing tricks and pulling a fast one—how is it they claim to have surrendered the demons and are sending us with a sedan chair to escort Master, yet they're also calling us to battle? What's going on?" Wukong said: "The old demon has already surrendered to me and doesn't dare show his face. Just hearing the name 'Sun' gives him a headache. This must be the second demon, who isn't willing to let us pass, so he's calling us to fight. Brother, this demon has three brothers, and they're so loyal to each other. We three brothers—don't we have any loyalty? I've already subdued the first demon. Now that the second one has come out, there's no harm in you fighting him." Bajie said: "What do I have to fear? Let me go and have a bout with him." Wukong said: "Go then, if you're going." Bajie laughed: "Elder Brother, I'll go all right, but lend me that rope to use." Wukong said: "What do you want with it? You don't have the skill to get inside his belly, nor the skill to tie him up by his heart. What use would it be to you?" Bajie said: "I'll tie it around my waist as a lifeline. You and Seng hold the back end and let me out to fight him. If I win, you loosen the rope and I'll capture him. If I lose, you pull me back and don't let him drag me away." Wukong secretly smiled to himself: "This will be a fine trick to play on the fool." He tied the rope around Bajie's waist and sent him out to battle.

The fool raised his rake and charged up the mountain slope, shouting: "Come out, demon! Come fight with your Pig Ancestor!" The blue standard-bearer rushed to report: "Great Lord, a monk with a long snout and big ears has arrived." The second demon immediately came out of camp. Seeing Bajie, he wasted no words but thrust his spear straight at the fool's face. Bajie raised his rake to meet him. The two joined battle at the foot of the slope. After no more than seven or eight exchanges, Bajie's arms grew weak and he could no longer fend off the demon. He turned his head in haste and called: "Elder Brother! This is bad! Pull the lifeline! Pull the lifeline!" On the other side, the Great Sage heard him and loosened the rope, letting it drop. The fool had lost the battle and ran toward the back. At first, with the rope dragging behind him, he hadn't noticed a thing. But when he turned back and found the rope had gone slack, it caught his feet and tripped him, so he tumbled headlong. He fell again as he tried to get up. At first he staggered about, then he fell flat on his face. The demon caught up, opened his snout like a dragon, and with one curl of his trunk seized Bajie, then returned to the cave in victory. The imps sang songs of triumph and swarmed back together.

Down on the slope, Sanzang saw what had happened and said angrily to Wukong: "Wukong, no wonder Wuneng cursed you to death. So it turns out you brothers have no affection for each other at all, only envy and jealousy in your hearts. He told you to pull the lifeline—why didn't you pull? You even threw the rope away! Now he's been captured—what are we to do?" Wukong laughed: "Master, you're too partial, too one-sided. Never mind. When I was captured, you didn't worry at all—I'm a man who can afford to risk his life. But the moment this fool gets seized, you blame me. Let him suffer a little, so he'll know how hard this scripture pilgrimage is." Sanzang said: "Disciple, when you went, how could I not worry? I thought you could transform, so you'd never come to real harm. That fool is clumsy and can't fly—this time, there's little good fortune and much ill. Go and rescue him." Wukong said: "Master, don't complain. I'll go rescue him."

He quickly leaped up and raced up the mountain, thinking bitterly to himself: "This fool cursed me to death—well, I won't let him off easy. I'll follow and see how the demon deals with him. Let him suffer a bit, and then I'll rescue him." He formed the mudra, recited the true words, shook his body, and transformed into a tiny cicada. He flew over and landed on Bajie's ear, then went along with the demon into the cave. The second demon led three thousand lesser imps with great fanfare and drumming to the mouth of the cave and encamped there. He brought Bajie inside himself and said: "Elder Brother, I've captured one." The old demon said: "Bring him here for me to see." He loosened his trunk and dropped Bajie, saying: "Isn't this him?" The old demon said: "This one is useless." Bajie heard this and said: "Great Lord, if I'm useless, let me go and go catch someone useful." The third demon said: "Though he's useless, he's still Tang Seng's disciple Zhu Bajie. Tie him up and put him in the back pond to soak. Once the feathers are soaked off, we'll cut open his belly, salt him, dry him in the sun, and save him for drinking on a cloudy day." Bajie was greatly alarmed and said: "I'm done for! Done for! I've run into demons who pickle their victims!" The imps all set upon him at once, bound him hand and foot like a horse, and carried him to the edge of the pond, where they pushed him into the middle and all withdrew.

The Great Sage flew up and watched. The fool lay face-up with all four limbs in the air, his snout sticking out, half floating and half sinking, snoring loudly—it was truly laughable: he looked just like a big black lotus seedpod after the autumn frost had knocked its seeds loose in the eighth or ninth month. The Great Sage looked at his face and both hated him and pitied him, saying: "What's to be done? After all, he's one of the people from the Dragon Flower Assembly. But I hate how he's always talking about dividing the luggage and splitting up, and always urging the Master to chant the Tightening-Curse Sutra to punish me. I heard Shaseng say the other day that he's been saving up some private money. I wonder if that's true? Let me go and scare him a bit and see."

Great Sage flew up close to his ear, faked a voice, and called out: “Zhu Wuneng, Zhu Wuneng!”

Eight-Panic was flustered. “Bad luck! Wuneng is the name Guanyin Bodhisattva gave me. Since I’ve been with old Tang they call me Eight-Rules. How can anyone around here know I’m called Wuneng?”

The Fool couldn’t help asking, “Who’s calling my dharma name?”

The Pilgrim said, “It’s me.”

The Fool said, “Who are you?”

The Pilgrim said, “I’m a summons man.”

The Fool panicked. “Sir, where are you from?”

The Pilgrim said, “I was sent by the Fifth Yama King to summon you.”

The Fool said, “Sir, please go back and report to the Fifth Yama King that he’s on very good terms with my senior brother Sun Wukong. Ask him to let me have one more day, and he can summon me tomorrow.”

The Pilgrim said, “Nonsense! ‘The Yama King has decreed death at the third watch—who dares keep a man alive past the fourth?’ Come with me now, and I won’t have to drag you off with a rope.”

The Fool said, “Sir, isn’t there some flexibility? Look at my face—I still want to live. Death is certain, but just give me one day. This demon has taken my master and the others too. Let us meet up and settle everything together.”

The Pilgrim laughed to himself. “Very well. I’ve got thirty people on my list, all in this area. When I’ve rounded them up to match you, there’ll be a day’s delay. Do you have any traveling money? Give me some.”

Eight-Panic said, “Poor me! What traveling money would a monk have?”

The Pilgrim said, “If you don’t have money, I’ll take you off in ropes.”

The Fool panicked. “Please don’t bind me, sir. I know that rope of yours is called the Life-Chasing Rope—once it’s on you, your breath is cut off. Yes, yes, I do have some, though not much.”

The Pilgrim said, “Where is it? Bring it out quickly.”

Eight-Panic said, “Poor, poor me! Since I became a monk up to now, there have been a few devout families who’ve offered meals to monks. They saw I have a big appetite, so they gave me a bit more in offerings. I saved it up, and all together it came to five mace of silver. Because it was hard to keep track of, the other day in town I asked a silversmith to melt it together for me. But he had no conscience—he stole a few grains from me, so all I have left is a single piece weighing four mace and six candareens. Take it.”

The Pilgrim laughed to himself. “This Fool doesn’t even even have pants—where could he hide it? Hey! Where’s your silver?”

Eight-Panic said, “It’s stuffed in my left ear. I can’t get at it with my hands tied—you take it yourself.”

The Pilgrim reached into his ear hole and pulled it out. It really was a piece of saddle-shaped silver, weighing a full four mace and five or six candareens. He held it in his hand and couldn’t help bursting into a loud laugh.

The Fool recognized the Pilgrim’s voice and cursed wildly from the water: “Horse-keeper cursed to death! Things are already this miserable, and you still come swindling me out of my belongings!”

The Pilgrim laughed again. “You worthless glutton! Old Sun has suffered untold hardships protecting our master, and you’ve been saving up a private stash.”

Eight-Panic said, “What face! This isn’t a private stash. Every bit was scraped off my teeth—I couldn’t bear to spend it on my mouth. I saved it to buy some cloth and make a piece of clothing. And you scared it out of me. At least share some with me.”

The Pilgrim said, “Not half a grain for you.”

Eight-Panic cursed. “Take the life-surender money then—just save me while you’re at it.”

The Pilgrim said, “Don’t panic. I’ll save you.” He hid the silver, immediately resumed his true form, pulled out his iron staff, hauled the Fool to shore, grabbed him by the feet, hauled him up, and untied the ropes. Eight-Panic jumped up, stripped off his clothes, shook the water dry, gave them a shake, and draped them on himself still dripping wet. “Brother, let’s go out the back door.”

The Pilgrim said, “Slipping out the back door—is that any way to show progress? We’re going out through the front gate.”

Eight-Panic said, “My feet are numb from the ropes—I can’t run.”

The Pilgrim said, “Quick, follow me!”

The Great Sage swung his iron staff in a continuous series of movements, fighting his way out. The Fool endured the numbness and had no choice but to follow. They saw his rake leaning against the second gate. He pushed the little demons aside, scooped it up, and swung it wildly ahead, and together with the Pilgrim they fought through three or four layers of gates, killing countless little demons.

The old demon lord heard the commotion and said to the second demon: “Well captured, well captured! Look—Sun Wukong has rescued Zhu Bajie and is beating up our little demons at the gates!”

The second demon lord quickly leaped up, seized his spear, and charged out the gate, shouting loudly: “Rascal macaque! How dare you be so rude and show such contempt for us?”

The Great Sage heard him and stopped in his tracks. The creature didn’t wait for words—he thrust with his spear. The Pilgrim was a true expert and unhurried; he pulled out his iron staff and met him head-on. The two of them clashed outside the cave entrance—what a battle!

The Old Yellow-Tusked Elephant took human form,

And swore brotherhood with the Lion King.

Because the Great Demon brokered the pact,

They schemed together to devour old Tang.

The Great Sage Equal to Heaven’s powers were vast—

Upholding the right, he would destroy the fiend.

Eight-Panic, helpless, fell into the poison hand;

Wukong rescued him and brought him out the gate.

The demon lord rushed forward, displaying fierce might;

Spear and staff crossed, each showing his skill.

One spear came like a python piercing the forest,

The other staff rose like a dragon emerging from the sea.

The dragon left the sea gate amid swirling clouds;

The python threaded the forest trees through rising mist.

All of it was for the sake of Monk Tang—

Such bitter struggle, so heartless and cruel!

Wukong and the demon were fighting, and Bajie stood on the hillside holding his rake, not coming to help, just staring blankly. The demon saw that the Pilgrim’s cudgel was heavy and that he used every trick with no opening to exploit, so he parried with his spear, twisted his nose, and tried to coil it around him. The Pilgrim knew what he was up to, so he held the golden-banded staff with both hands, raised it horizontally, and lifted it high. The demon coiled his nose around his waist and hips, but not around his hands. Watch — the two hands were still playing with the flower-like staff right on the tip of the demon’s nose. Bajie saw this and beat his chest, saying: “Ai! That demon’s out of luck. When he coiled his nose around me, a clumsy oaf, he even got my hands and I couldn’t move at all. But when he coils around that slippery one, he can’t even catch his hands. With both hands holding the staff, he only needs to thrust it once into that nostril — how the demon will ache and weep! How can he coil around him then?”

The Pilgrim had no such intention, but Bajie taught him. He gave the staff a shake, making it small as the egg of a chicken, yet over ten feet long, and really thrust it into the demon’s nostril. The demon was frightened, and with a rustle, he twisted and released his nose. The Pilgrim twisted his hand around, grabbed hold, and pulled forward with force. The demon, protecting his pain, followed the hand and came along step by step. Only then did Bajie dare to approach, raising his rake and striking wildly at the demon’s hips. The Pilgrim said: “Not good, not good. The teeth of that rake are sharp — I’m afraid they’ll break the skin and draw blood. When our master sees it, he’ll say we’ve taken a life again. Just use the handle to hit him.”

And so the simpleton raised the rake handle, taking one step and striking once; the Pilgrim led him by the nose — just like two elephant handlers, leading him down the slope. Sanzheng was gazing intently when he saw the two of them coming noisily, and he called: “Wujing, look — what is Wukong pulling?” Sha Seng saw it and laughed: “Master, our elder brother is pulling the demon by his nose — it really is a sight to kill for.” Sanzheng said: “Good! Good! Such a huge demon, such a long nose. Go ask him: if he’s willing to send us happily across the mountain, spare him and don’t take his life.” Sha Seng hurried forward and shouted loudly: “Master says: if the monster is willing to send the master across the mountain, he says don’t take his life.” When the demon heard this, he immediately knelt down and answered with a wailing sound. It turned out that the Pilgrim had been pulling his nose and squeezing it, so it was like a severe cold. He cried out: “Old Master Tang, if you’re willing to spare my life, I’ll have a sedan chair carried for you.” The Pilgrim said: “My master and disciples are all people of good virtue. According to your words, I’ll spare your life for now. Quickly carry the sedan chair here. If you change your mind again, I’ll catch you and never spare you again.” The demon, having freed his hands, kowtowed and left. The Pilgrim and Bajie went to see Sanzheng and told him everything that had happened. Bajie was extremely ashamed, and he went to the slope to dry his clothes and wait — but that is another story.

The second demon returned to the cave trembling with fear. Before he arrived, a little demon had already reported to the old demon and the third demon that the second demon had been pulled away by the Pilgrim holding his nose. The old demon was terrified, and with the third demon leading the troops, they had just come out when they saw the second demon returning alone. They welcomed him in and asked why he had been released. The second demon told everyone about Sanzheng’s compassionate and virtuous words. They looked at each other, not daring to say anything more. The second demon asked: “Brother, can we send Sanzheng across?” The old demon said: “Brother, what are you saying? Sun Xingzhe is a monkey head who widely bestows benevolence and righteousness. He was first in my belly — if he wanted to take my life, a thousand of me would have been killed by him. And just now he grabbed your nose — if he had pulled you away and not released you, and just crushed the tip of your nose, that would have been terrifying too. Quickly arrange to send him across.” The third demon laughed and said: “Send, send, send.” The old demon said: “Younger brother, those words sound like you’re still being stubborn. If you won’t send him, we two will send him.”

The third demon laughed again: “Two elder brothers, please listen: if that monk doesn’t want us to send him, and just lets him slip past like this, then it’s his good fortune. But if he wants us to send him, hasn’t he fallen right into my ‘Lure the Tiger Out of the Mountain’ scheme?” The old demon asked: “What is ‘Lure the Tiger Out of the Mountain’?” The third demon said: “Now summon all the demons in the cave and select from them — ten thousand choose a thousand, a thousand choose a hundred, a hundred choose sixteen, and also choose thirty.” The old demon asked: “Why both sixteen and thirty?” The third demon said: “We need thirty who can cook — give them fine rice, refined flour, bamboo shoots, tea sprouts, fragrant mushrooms, common mushrooms, tofu, and gluten. Have them set up camps every twenty or thirty li, arrange tea and meals, and entertain Sanzheng.” The old demon asked: “What are the sixteen for?” The third demon said: “Have eight carry the sedan and eight call out the road. We brothers will accompany him on both sides and escort him for a journey. From here, going west for over four hundred li, is my city, where I have my own troops to meet us. When we reach the city walls… thus and thus, we’ll make it so that master and disciples cannot look after each other front and back. To capture Sanzheng, success depends entirely on these sixteen.” When the old demon heard this, he was overjoyed — truly like waking from drunkenness, like waking from a dream. He said: “Good, good, good!” He immediately summoned the demons, first selecting thirty and giving them supplies; then selecting sixteen to carry a fragrant rattan sedan chair. They went out together. He also instructed all the demons: “None of you are allowed to wander up the mountain. Sun Xingzhe is a suspicious monkey — if he sees you coming and going, he’ll become suspicious and see through this plan.”

The old demon then led the crowd to the main road and called out loudly: "Old Master Tang, today we mean no harm—please cross the mountain early, Old Master." When Tripitaka heard this, he said, "Wukong, who is calling me?" Pilgrim pointed and said: "Over there are the demons I've subdued, carrying a sedan chair to send you on your way." Tripitaka pressed his palms together and faced heaven: "Good! Good! Had it not been for my worthy disciple's great ability, how could I ever get through?" He walked straight ahead and bowed to the demons: "I am most grateful for your kindness. My disciple is returning east with the scriptures to Chang'an, and will surely spread the good fruits of your merit." The demons kowtowed: "Please, Old Master, get into the sedan chair." Now Tripitaka, with his mortal eyes and ordinary flesh, did not know this was a scheme. Sun the Great, though a Golden Immortal of the Supreme Ultimate, was by nature loyal and upright—he thought only of his achievement in subduing the demons, never suspecting they harbored ulterior designs. He did not investigate thoroughly but followed his master's wishes entirely. He ordered Pigsy to load the luggage onto the horse and had Sandy follow close behind. He himself wielded his iron staff to clear the road ahead, watching for signs of fortune or disaster. Eight demons lifted the sedan chair, eight more called out in turn as heralds, and three demons steadied the carrying poles. The Master sat happily in the sedan chair. They ascended the high mountain and traveled along the main road.

Yet who knew that sorrow would come even amid joy? As the scripture says: "When peace reaches its extreme, chaos returns." Their fortune had met the True Grand Duke, and they also encountered the Star of Mourning and the Star of the Hanging Guest. Those demons, of one mind and heart, attended him left and right, diligent morning and evening. After thirty li they offered a meal, after fifty li another; before evening they asked him to rest, and along the way everything was orderly and proper. Three meals a day, to his heart's content; a good night's sleep, comfortable and at ease.

They journeyed west for more than four hundred li when suddenly a city appeared nearby. The Great Sage raised his iron staff—the sedan chair was only a li away—and when he saw the city, he was so frightened he fell down and could not get up. You might think him so bold—why was he so terrified? It was because he saw much evil qi in the city. Indeed:

Crowded and clustered demons and monsters—

At all four gates were wolf spirits.

Spotted tigers served as administrators,

White-faced fierce leopards as commanders.

Stags with branching antlers delivered documents,

Clever foxes patrolled the roads.

Thousand-chi great pythons circled the city,

Ten-thousand-zhang long serpents occupied the thoroughfares.

Below the tower, grey wolves gave orders;

On the platform, leopards spoke with human voices.

Those who waved flags and beat drums were all demons;

Those who kept night watch and guarded posts were all mountain spirits.

Cunning hares opened the gates and did business,

Wild boars carried on shoulder poles and worked for their livelihood.

In former years this was a kingdom of the Celestial Court,

But now it had become a city of tigers and wolves.

As the Great Sage was trembling with fear, he heard a wind behind his ear. He turned his head quickly and saw the Third Demon, both hands raised, swinging a painted-pole halberd down upon the Great Sage's head. The Great Sage hastily rolled over and scrambled to his feet, meeting him with his golden-banded staff face to face. Each nursed anger in his breath, and without a word they gnashed their teeth, each determined to fight. Then the old demon chief gave orders and raised his steel blade to strike at Pigsy; Pigsy, in a panic, abandoned his horse and swung his rake wildly before him. The Second Demon, with a long spear, thrust at Sandy; Sandy raised his demon-subduing staff and braced himself to resist. Three demon chiefs and three monks, each matched against an other, fought desperately on that mountain peak, forgetting life and death.

The sixteen lesser demons, obeying orders, each did their part: they seized the white horse and the luggage, surrounded Tripitaka, carried the sedan chair, and went straight to the city wall, calling out loudly: "The Great King has carried out his plan—he has captured the monk Tang!" The demons great and small atop the city wall came running down and threw the gates wide open. They ordered all camps to furl their drums and silence their gongs, forbidding shouting or beating of alarm gongs. They said: "The Great King gave orders beforehand—we must not frighten Tripitaka. Tripitaka cannot endure fright; once frightened, his flesh turns sour and is not fit to eat." All the demons joyfully invited Tripitaka in, bowing with bent backs to receive their master monk. They carried Tripitaka in the sedan chair up to the Golden Palace Hall and seated him in the center, while on one side they offered tea and food, circling around him on all sides. The Elder was dazed and confused, and when he raised his eyes, he saw no one he knew.

What became of his life in the end—let us listen to the explanation in the next chapter.

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話表孫大聖在老魔肚裡支吾一會,那魔頭倒在塵埃,無聲無氣,若不言語,想是死了,卻又把手放放。魔頭回過氣來,叫一聲:「大慈大悲齊天大聖菩薩。」行者聽見道:「兒子,莫廢工夫,省幾個字兒,只叫孫外公罷。」那妖魔惜命,真個叫:「外公,外公,是我的不是了。一差二誤吞了你,你如今卻反害我。萬望大聖慈悲,可憐螻蟻貪生之意,饒了我命,願送你師父過山也。」大聖雖英雄,甚為唐僧進步。他見妖魔哀告,好奉承的人,也就回了善念,叫道:「妖怪,我饒你,你怎麼送我師父?」老魔道:「我這裡也沒甚麼金銀、珠翠、瑪瑙、珊瑚、琉璃、琥珀、玳瑁珍奇之寶相送。我兄弟三個擡一乘香藤轎兒,把你師父送過此山。」行者笑道:「既是擡轎相送,強如要寶。你張開口,我出來。」那魔頭真個就張開口。那三魔走近前,悄悄的對老魔道:「大哥,等他出來時,把口往下一咬,將猴兒嚼碎,嚥下肚,卻不得磨害你了。」

原來行者在裡面聽得,便不先出去,卻把金箍棒伸出,試他一試。那怪果往下一口,扢喳的一聲,把個門牙都迸碎了。行者抽回棒道:「好妖怪,我倒饒你性命出來,你反咬我,要害我命。我不出來,活活的只弄殺你。不出來,不出來。」老魔報怨三魔道:「兄弟,你是自家人弄自家人了。且是請他出來好了,你卻教我咬他。他倒不曾咬著,卻迸得我牙齦疼痛。這是怎麼起的?」

三魔見老魔怪他,他又作個激將法,厲聲高叫道:「孫行者,聞你名如轟雷貫耳,說你在南天門外施威,靈霄殿下逞勢,如今在西天路上降妖縛怪,原來是個小輩的猴頭。」行者道:「我何為小輩?」三怪道:「『好看千里客,萬里去傳名。』你出來,我與你賭鬥,才是好漢。怎麼在人肚裡做勾當?非小輩而何?」行者聞言,心中暗想道:「是是是。我若如今扯斷他腸,揌破他肝,弄殺這怪,有何難哉?但真是壞了我的名頭。也罷,也罷,你張口,我出來與你比併。但只是你這洞口窄逼,不好使家火,須往寬處去。」三魔聞說,即點大小怪,前前後後,有三萬多精,都執著精銳器械,出洞擺開一個三才陣勢,專等行者出口,一齊上陣。那二怪攙著老魔,徑至門外,叫道:「孫行者,好漢出來,此間有戰場,好鬥。」

大聖在他肚裡,聞得外面鴉鳴鵲噪,鶴唳風聲,知道是寬闊之處。卻想著:「我不出去,是失信與他;若出去,這妖精人面獸心:先時說送我師父,哄我出來咬我,今又調兵在此。也罷,也罷,與他個兩全其美:出去便出去,還與他肚裡生下一個根兒。」即轉手,將尾上毫毛拔了一根,吹口仙氣,叫:「變!」即變一條繩兒,只有頭髮粗細,倒有四十丈長短。那繩兒理出去,見風就長粗了。把一頭拴在妖怪的心肝上,打做個活扣兒。那扣兒不扯不緊,扯緊就痛。卻拿著一頭,笑道:「這一出去,他送我師父便罷;如若不送,亂動刀兵,我也沒工夫與他打,只消扯此繩兒,就如我在肚裡一般。」又將身子變得小小的,往外爬。爬到咽喉之下,見妖精大張著方口,上下鋼牙排如利刃,忽思量道:「不好,不好。若從口裡出去扯這繩兒,他怕疼,往下一嚼,卻不咬斷了?我打他沒牙齒的所在出去。」好大聖,理著繩兒,從他那上齶子往前爬,爬到他鼻孔裡。那老魔鼻子發癢,阿啛的一聲,打了個噴嚏,直迸出行者。

行者見了風,把腰躬一躬,就長了有三丈長短,一隻手扯著繩兒,一隻手拿著鐵棒。那魔頭不知好歹,見他出來了,就舉鋼刀,劈臉來砍。這大聖一隻手使鐵棒相迎。又見那二怪使槍,三怪使戟,沒頭沒臉的亂上。大聖放鬆了繩,收了鐵棒,急縱身駕雲走了。原來怕那夥小妖圍繞,不好幹事。他卻跳出營外,去那空闊山頭上,落下雲,雙手把繩盡力一扯,老魔心裡才疼。他害疼,往上一掙,大聖復往下一扯。眾小妖遠遠看見,齊聲高叫道:「大王,莫惹他,讓他去罷。這猴兒不按時景:清明還未到,他卻那裡放風箏也。」大聖聞言,著力氣蹬了一蹬。那老魔從空中拍剌剌,似紡車兒一般跌落塵埃。就把那山坡下死硬的黃土跌做個二尺淺深之坑。

慌得那二怪、三怪一齊按下雲頭,上前扯住繩兒,跪在坡下,哀告道:「大聖啊,只說你是個寬洪海量之仙,誰知是個鼠腹蝸腸之輩。實實的哄你出來,與你見陣,不期你在我家兄心上拴了一根繩子。」行者笑道:「你這夥潑魔,十分無禮。前番哄我出來就咬我,這番哄我出來卻又擺陣敵我。似這幾萬妖兵戰我一個,理上也不通。扯了去,扯了去見我師父。」那怪一齊叩頭道:「大聖慈悲,饒我性命,願送老師父過山。」行者笑道:「你要性命,只消拿刀把繩子割斷罷了。」老魔道:「爺爺呀!割斷外邊的,這裡邊的拴在心上,喉嚨裡又㮇㮇的惡心,怎生是好?」行者道:「既如此,張開口,等我再進去解出繩來。」老魔慌了道:「這一進去,又不肯出來,卻難也,卻難也。」行者道:「我有本事外邊就可以解得裡面繩頭也。解了可實實的送我師父麼?」老魔道:「但解就送,決不敢打誑語。」大聖審得是實,即便將身一抖,收了毫毛。那怪的心就不疼了。這是孫大聖掩樣的法兒,使毫毛拴著他的心,收了毫毛,所以就不害疼也。三個妖縱身而起,謝道:「大聖請回,上覆唐僧,收拾下行李,我們就擡轎來送。」眾怪偃干戈,盡皆歸洞。

大聖收繩子,徑轉山東,遠遠的看見唐僧睡在地下打滾痛哭,豬八戒與沙僧解了包袱,將行李搭分兒,在那裡分哩。行者暗暗嗟嘆道:「不消講了,這定是八戒對師父說我被妖精吃了,師父捨不得我,痛哭;那獃子卻分東西散火哩。咦!不知可是此意?且等我叫他一聲看。」落下雲頭叫道:「師父。」沙僧聽見,報怨八戒道:「你是個棺材座子──專一害人。師兄不曾死,你卻說他死了,在這裡幹這個勾當,那裡不叫將來了?」八戒道:「我分明看見他被妖精一口吞了。想是日辰不好,那猴子來顯魂哩。」行者到跟前,一把撾住八戒臉,一個巴掌打了個踉蹌道:「夯貨!我顯甚麼魂?」獃子侮著臉道:「哥哥,你實是那怪吃了,你、你怎麼又活了?」行者道:「像你這個不濟事的膿包?他吃了我,我就抓他腸,捏他肺,又把這條繩兒穿住他的心,扯得疼痛難禁,一個個叩頭哀告,我才饒了他性命。如今擡轎來送我師父過山也。」那三藏聞言,一骨魯爬起來,對行者躬身道:「徒弟啊,累殺你了。若信悟能之言,我已絕矣。」行者掄拳打著八戒罵道:「這個饢糠的獃子,十分懈怠,甚不成人。師父,你切莫惱,那怪就來送你也。」沙僧也甚生慚愧,連忙遮掩,收拾行李,扣背馬匹,都在途中等候不題。

卻說三個魔頭帥群精回洞,二怪道:「哥哥,我只道是個九頭八尾的孫行者,原來是恁的個小小猴兒。你不該吞他,只與他鬥時,他那裡鬥得過你我?洞裡這幾萬妖精,吐唾沫也可渰殺他。你卻將他吞在肚裡,他便弄起法來,教你受苦,怎麼敢與他比較?才自說送唐僧,都是假意,實為兄長性命要緊,所以哄他出來,決不送他。」老魔道:「賢弟不送之故,何也?」二怪道:「你與我三千小妖,擺開陣勢,我有本事拿住這個猴頭。」老魔道:「莫說三千,憑你起老營去,只是拿住他,便大家有功。」

那二魔即點三千小妖,徑到大路傍擺開,著一個藍旗手往來傳報道:「孫行者趕早出來,與我二大王爺爺交戰。」八戒聽見,笑道:「哥啊,常言道:『說謊不瞞當鄉人。』就來弄虛頭,搗鬼:怎麼說降了妖精,就擡轎來送師父,卻又來叫戰,何也?」行者道:「老怪已被我降了,不敢出頭,聞著個『孫』字兒,也害頭疼。這定是二妖魔不伏氣送我們,故此叫戰。我道兄弟,這妖精有弟兄三個,這般義氣;我弟兄也是三個,就沒些義氣?我已降了大魔,二魔出來,你就與他戰戰,未為不可。」八戒道:「怕他怎的?等我去打他一仗來。」行者道:「要去便去罷。」八戒笑道:「哥啊,去便去,你把那繩兒借與我使使。」行者道:「你要怎的?你又沒本事鑽在肚裡,你又沒本事拴在他心上,要他何用?」八戒道:「我要扣在這腰間,做個救命索。你與沙僧扯住後手,放我出去,與他交戰。估著贏了他,你便放鬆,我把他拿住;若是輸與他,你把我扯回來,莫教他拉了去。」真個行者暗笑道:「也是捉弄獃子一番。」就把繩兒扣在他腰裡,撮弄他出戰。

那獃子舉釘鈀跑上山崖,叫道:「妖精出來,與你豬祖宗打來。」那藍旗手急報道:「大王,有一個長嘴大耳朵的和尚來了。」二怪即出營,見了八戒,更不打話,挺槍劈面刺來;這獃子舉鈀上前迎住。他兩個在山坡前搭上手,鬥不上七八回合,獃子手軟,架不得妖魔,急回頭叫:「師兄,不好了,扯扯救命索,扯扯救命索。」這壁廂大聖聞言,轉把繩子放鬆了,拋將去。那獃子敗了陣,住後就跑。原來那繩子拖著走,還不覺;轉回來,因鬆了,倒有些絆腳,自家絆倒了一跌,爬起來又一跌。始初還跌個躘踵,後面就跌了個嘴搶地。被妖精趕上,捽開鼻子,就如蛟龍一般,把八戒一鼻子捲住,得勝回洞。眾妖凱歌齊唱,一擁而歸。

這坡下三藏看見,又惱行者道:「悟空,怪不得悟能咒你死哩,原來你兄弟全無相親相愛之意,專懷相嫉相妒之心。他那般說,教你扯扯救命索,你怎麼不扯,還將索子丟去?如今教他被害,卻如之何?」行者笑道:「師父也忒護短,忒偏心。罷了,像老孫拿去時,你略不掛念,左右是捨命之材;這獃子才自遭擒,你就怪我。也教他受些苦惱,方見取經之難。」三藏道:「徒弟啊,你去,我豈不掛念?想著你會變化,斷然不至傷身。那獃子生得狼犺,又不會騰那,這一去,少吉多凶。你還去救他一救。」行者道:「師父不得報怨,等我去救他一救。」

急縱身,趕上山,暗中恨道:「這獃子咒我死,且莫與他個快活。且跟去看那妖精怎麼擺佈他,等他受些罪,再去救他。」即捻訣念起真言,搖身一變,即變做個蟭蟟蟲,飛將去,釘在八戒耳朵根上,同那妖精到了洞裡。二魔帥三千小怪,大吹大打的至洞口屯下。自將八戒拿入裡邊道:「哥哥,我拿了一個來也。」老怪道:「拿來我看。」他把鼻子放鬆,捽下八戒道:「這不是?」老怪道:「這廝沒用。」八戒聞言道:「大王,沒用的放出去,尋那有用的捉來罷。」三怪道:「雖是沒用,也是唐僧的徒弟豬八戒。且綑了,送在後邊池塘裡浸著。待浸退了毛,破開肚子,使鹽醃了晒乾,等天陰下酒。」八戒大驚道:「罷了,罷了,撞見那販醃的妖怪也。」眾怪一齊下手,把獃子四馬攢蹄綑住,扛扛擡擡,送至池塘邊,往中間一推,盡皆轉去。

大聖卻飛起來看處,那獃子四肢朝上,掘著嘴,半浮半沉,嘴裡呼呼的,著然好笑:倒像八九月經霜落了子兒的一個大黑蓮蓬。大聖見他那嘴臉,又恨他,又憐他,說道:「怎的好麼?他也是龍華會上的一個人。但只恨他動不動分行李散火,又要攛掇師父念緊箍咒咒我。我前日曾聞得沙僧說,他攢了些私房,不知可有否?等我且嚇他一嚇看。」

好大聖,飛近他耳邊,假捏聲音,叫聲:「豬悟能,豬悟能。」八戒慌了道:「晦氣呀,我這悟能是觀世音菩薩起的,自跟了唐僧,又呼做八戒,此間怎麼有人知道我叫做悟能?」獃子忍不住問道:「是那個叫我的法名?」行者道:「是我。」獃子道:「你是那個?」行者道:「我是勾司人。」那獃子慌了道:「長官,你是那裡來的?」行者道:「我是五閻王差來勾你的。」獃子道:「長官,你且回去,上覆五閻王,他與我師兄孫悟空交得甚好,教他讓我一日兒,明日來勾罷。」行者道:「胡說。『閻王註定三更死,誰敢留人到四更。』趁早跟我去,免得套上繩子扯拉。」獃子道:」長官,那裡不是方便?看我這般嘴臉,還想活哩。死是一定死,只等一日,這妖精連我師父們都拿來,會一會,就都了帳也。」行者暗笑道:「也罷,我這批上有三十個人,都在這中前後,等我拘將來就你,便有一日耽閣。你可有盤纏?把些兒我去。」八戒道:「可憐啊,出家人那裡有甚麼盤纏?」行者道:「若無盤纏,索了去,跟著我走。」獃子慌了道:「長官不要索。我曉得你這繩兒叫做追命繩,索上就要斷氣。有有有,有便有些兒,只是不多。」行者道:「在那裡?快拿出來。」八戒道:「可憐,可憐,我自做了和尚,到如今,有些善信的人家齋僧,見我食腸大,襯錢比他們略多些兒,我拿了攢在這裡,零零碎碎有五錢銀子。因不好收拾,前者到城中,央了個銀匠煎在一處,他又沒天理,偷了我幾分,只得四錢六分一塊兒。你拿去罷。」行者暗笑道:「這獃子褲子也沒得穿,卻藏在何處?咄!你銀子在那裡?」八戒道:「在我左耳朵眼兒裡揌著哩。我綑了拿不得,你自家拿了去罷。」

行者聞言,即伸手在耳朵竅中摸出,真個是塊馬鞍兒銀子,足有四錢五六分重。拿在手裡,忍不住哈哈的一聲大笑。那獃子認是行者聲音,在水裡亂罵道:「天殺的弼馬溫,到這們苦處,還來打詐財物哩。」行者又笑道:「我把你這饢糟的,老孫保師父,不知受了多少苦難,你倒攢下私房。」八戒道:「嘴臉,這是甚麼私房?都是牙齒上刮下來的,我不捨得買來嘴吃,留了買匹布兒做件衣服,你卻嚇了我的。還分些兒與我。」行者道:「半分也沒得與你。」八戒罵道:「買命錢讓與你罷,好道也救我出去是。」行者道:「莫發急,等我救你。」將銀子藏了,即現原身,掣鐵棒,把獃子划攏,用手提著腳,扯上來,解了繩。八戒跳起來,脫下衣裳,整乾了水,抖一抖,潮漉漉的披在身上,道:「哥哥,開後門走了罷。」行者道:「後門裡走,可是個長進的?還打前門上去。」八戒道:「我的腳綑麻了,跑不動。」行者道:「快跟我來。」

好大聖,把鐵棒一路丟開解數,打將出去。那獃子忍著麻,只得跟定他。只看見二門下靠著的是他的釘鈀,走上前,推開小妖,撈過來往前亂築,與行者打出三四層門,不知打殺了多少小妖。那老魔聽見,對二魔道:「拿得好人,拿得好人。你看孫行者劫了豬八戒,門上打傷小妖也。」那二魔急縱身,綽槍在手,趕出門來,高聲罵道:「潑猢猻,這般無禮,怎敢渺視我等?」大聖聽得,即應聲站下。那怪物不容講,使槍便刺;行者正是會家不忙,掣鐵棒,劈面相迎。他兩個在洞門外,這一場好殺:

黃牙老象變人形,義結獅王為弟兄。因為大魔來說合,同心計算吃唐僧。齊天大聖神通廣,輔正除邪要滅精。八戒無能遭毒手,悟空拯救出門行。妖王趕上施英猛,槍棒交加各顯能。那一個槍來好似穿林蟒,這一個棒起猶如出海龍。龍出海門雲靄靄,蟒穿林樹霧騰騰。算來都為唐和尚,恨苦相持太沒情。

那八戒見大聖與妖精交戰,他在山嘴上豎著釘鈀,不來幫打,只管呆呆的看著。那妖精見行者棒重,滿身解數,全無破綻,就把槍架住,捽開鼻子,要來捲他。行者知道他的勾當,雙手把金箍棒橫起來,往上一舉。被妖精一鼻子捲住腰胯,不曾捲手。你看他兩隻手在妖精鼻頭上丟花棒兒耍子。八戒見了,搥胸道:「咦!那妖怪晦氣呀。捲我這夯的,連手都捲住了,不能得動;捲那們滑的,倒不捲手。他那兩隻手拿著棒,只消往鼻裡一搠,那孔子裡害疼流涕,怎能捲得他住?」

行者原無此意,倒是八戒教了他。他就把棒幌一幌,小如雞子,長有丈餘,真個往他鼻孔裡一搠。那妖精害怕,沙的一聲,把鼻子捽放。被行者轉手過來,一把撾住,用氣力往前一拉。那妖精護疼,隨著手,舉步跟來。八戒方才敢近,拿釘鈀望妖精胯子上亂築。行者道:「不好,不好。那鈀齒兒尖,恐築破皮,淌出血來,師父看見,又說我們傷生。只調柄子來打罷。」

真個獃子舉鈀柄,走一步,打一下;行者牽著鼻子:就似兩個象奴,牽至坡下。只見三藏凝睛盼望,見他兩個嚷嚷鬧鬧而來,即喚:「悟淨,你看悟空牽的是甚麼?」沙僧見了,笑道:「師父,大師兄把妖精揪著鼻子拉來,真愛殺人也。」三藏道:「善哉!善哉!那般大個妖精,那般長個鼻子。你且問他:他若喜喜歡歡送我等過山,可饒了他,莫傷他性命。」沙僧急縱前迎著,高聲叫道:「師父說:那怪果送師父過山,教不要傷他命哩。」那怪聞說,連忙跪下,口裡嗚嗚的答應。原來被行者揪著鼻子,捏儾了,就如重傷風一般。叫道:「唐老爺,若肯饒命,即便擡轎相送。」行者道:「我師徒俱是善勝之人,依你言,且饒你命。快擡轎來,如再變卦,拿住決不再饒。」那怪得脫手,磕頭而去。行者同八戒見唐僧,備言前事。八戒慚愧不勝,在坡前晾晒衣服,等候不題。

那二魔戰戰兢兢回洞。未到時,已有小妖報知老魔、三魔,說二魔被行者揪著鼻子拉去。老魔悚懼,與三魔帥眾方出,見二魔獨回,又皆接入,問及放回之故。二魔把三藏慈憫善勝之言,對眾說了一遍。一個個面面相覷,更不敢言。二魔道:「哥哥可送唐僧麼?」老魔道:「兄弟,你說那裡話?孫行者是個廣施仁義的猴頭:他先在我肚裡,若肯害我性命,一千個也被他弄殺了;卻才揪住你鼻子,若是扯了去不放回,只捏破你的鼻子頭兒,卻也惶恐。快早安排送他去罷。」三魔笑道:「送送送。」老魔道:「賢弟這話,卻又像尚氣的了。你不送,我兩個送去罷。」

三魔又笑道:「二位兄長在上:那和尚倘不要我們送,只這等瞞過去,還是他的造化;若要送,不知正中了我的調虎離山之計哩。」老怪道:「何為『調虎離山』?」三怪道:「如今把滿洞群妖點將起來,萬中選千,千中選百,百中選十六個,又選三十個。」老怪道:「怎麼既要十六,又要三十?」三怪道:「要三十個會烹煮的,與他些精米、細麵、竹筍、茶芽、香蕈、蘑菇、豆腐、麵筋,著他二十里或三十里,搭下窩鋪,安排茶飯,管待唐僧。」老怪道:「又要十六個何用?」三怪道:「著八個擡,八個喝路。我弟兄相隨左右,送他一程。此去向西四百餘里,就是我的城池,我那裡自有接應的人馬。若至城邊,……如此如此,著他師徒首尾不能相顧。要捉唐僧,全在此十六個身上成功。」老怪聞言,歡欣不已;真是如醉方醒,似夢方覺。道:「好好好!」即點眾妖,先選三十,與他物件;又選十六,擡一頂香藤轎子:同出門來。又吩咐眾妖:「俱不許上山閑走:孫行者是個多心的猴子,若見汝等往來,他必生疑,識破此計。」

老怪遂帥眾至大路傍高叫道:「唐老爺,今日不犯紅沙,請老爺早早過山。」三藏聞之道:「悟空,是甚人叫我?」行者指定道:「那廂是老孫降伏的妖精擡轎來送你哩。」三藏合掌朝天道:「善哉!善哉!若不是賢徒如此之能,我怎生得去?」徑直向前,對眾妖作禮道:「多承列位之愛,我弟子取經東回向長安,當傳揚善果也。」眾妖叩首道:「請老爺上轎。」那三藏肉眼凡胎,不知是計。孫大聖又是太乙金仙,忠正之性,只以為擒縱之功,降了妖怪,亦豈期他都有異謀?卻也不曾詳察,盡著師父之意。即命八戒將行李捎在馬上,與沙僧緊隨。他使鐵棒向前開路,顧盼吉凶。八個擡起轎子,八個一遞一聲喝道,三個妖扶著轎扛。師父喜喜歡歡的端坐轎上。上了高山,依大路而行。

此一去,豈知歡喜之間愁又至。經云:「泰極否還生。」時運相逢真太歲,又值喪門吊客星。那夥妖魔同心合意的侍衛左右,早晚慇懃。行經三十里獻齋,五十里又齋,未晚請歇,沿路齊齊整整。一日三餐,遂心滿意;良宵一宿,好處安身。

西進有四百里餘程,忽見城池相近。大聖舉鐵棒,離轎僅有一里之遙,見城池,把他嚇了一跌,掙挫不起。你道他只這般大膽,如何見此著諕?原來望見那城中有許多惡氣。乃是:

攢攢簇簇妖魔怪,四門都是狼精靈。

斑斕老虎為都管,白面雄彪作總兵。

丫叉角鹿傳文引,伶俐狐狸當道行。

千尺大蟒圍城走,萬丈長蛇占路程。

樓下蒼狼呼令使,臺前花豹作人聲。

搖旗擂鼓皆妖怪,巡更坐鋪盡山精。

狡兔開門弄買賣,野豬挑擔幹營生。

先年原是天朝國,如今翻作虎狼城。

那大聖正當悚懼,只聽得耳後風響。急回頭觀看,原來是三魔雙手舉一柄畫桿方天戟,往大聖頭上打來;大聖急翻身爬起,使金箍棒劈面相迎。他兩個各懷惱怒,氣呼呼,更不打話;咬著牙,各要相爭。又見那老魔頭傳號令,舉鋼刀便砍八戒;八戒慌得丟了馬,掄著鈀,向前亂築。那二魔纏長槍,望沙僧刺來;沙僧使降妖杖,支開架子敵住。三個魔頭與三個和尚,一個敵一個,在那山頭捨死忘生苦戰。

那十六個小妖卻遵號令,各各效能:搶了白馬、行囊,把三藏一擁,擡著轎子,徑至城邊,高叫道:「大王爺爺定計,已拿得唐僧來了。」那城上大小妖精,一個個跑下,將城門大開。吩咐各營捲旗息鼓,不許吶喊篩鑼。說:「大王原有令在前,不許嚇了唐僧。唐僧禁不得恐嚇,一嚇就肉酸,不中吃了。」眾妖都歡天喜地邀三藏,控背躬身接主僧。把唐僧一轎子擡上金鑾殿,請他坐在當中,一壁廂獻茶獻飯,左右旋繞。那長老昏昏沉沉,舉眼無親。

畢竟不知性命何如,且聽下回分解。