Chapter 75
第075回 · Journey to the West
Chapter 75
The Great Sage Sun advanced to the entrance of the cave and looked around on both sides. He saw:
Skulls piled like mountain ridges, bones strewn like a forest. Human hair was trampled into felt-like patches; human flesh and skin had rotted into mud and dust. Human sinews were wrapped around trees, dried and gleaming bright as silver. Truly it was a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood—indeed the stench was unbearable. To the east, little demons seized living people and flayed their flesh; to the west, savage devils freshly boiled and freshly cooked human flesh. Had it not been for the Peerless Monkey King with such a heroic heart, no other mortal man could have entered their gates.
Before long, he passed through the second gate and looked around. Ah! This place was quite different from the outside: pure and secluded, elegant and refined, beautiful and spacious. To the left and right grew precious herbs and immortal flowers; before and after stood tall pines and emerald bamboo. He traveled another seven or eight li before reaching the third gate. He slipped aside and stole a glance. Up above sat three old demons, exceedingly ferocious. The one in the middle had this appearance:
Chisel-like teeth, saw-like fangs, a round head and a square face. His voice roared like thunder; his eyes flashed like lightning. His nostrils faced the sky; his red brows wavered like flames. Wherever he walked, the hearts of all beasts trembled; wherever he sat, the courage of all demons failed. This was the green-furred lion demon, king of beasts.
The one on the left had this appearance:
Phoenix eyes and golden pupils, yellow fangs and thick legs. A long nose and silver fur; his head seemed like his tail. A round forehead with wrinkled brows, his body massive and imposing. His voice was soft as a graceful maiden, yet his jade-like face resembled an ox-headed demon. This was the old yellow-toothed elephant, who had spent many years conceiling his tusks and cultivating himself.
The one on the right had this appearance:
Golden wings and a kun-fish head, starry eyes and leopard-like gaze. He had risen from the north and soared toward the south—fierce, strong, and brave. When he transformed and soared alaughing, even dragons wept in sorrow. When he spread his wings, a hundred birds hid their heads; when he extended his sharp talons, all other birds lost their courage. This was the great roc that could travel ninety thousand li through the clouds.
Below them on both sides sat a hundred or so lesser chiefs and captains, all fully armored and equipped, their helmets and mail in perfect order, awe-inspiring in their martial bearing and bristling with murderous intent.
The Pilgrim saw them and felt a surge of joy in his heart. He was not in the least afraid. He strode straight through the front gate with bold steps, removed the watchman's clapper, and called out toward the top, "Great Kings." The three old demons asked with smiling faces, "Little Zuanfeng, have you come?" The Pilgrim answered, "I have come." "You went out to patrol the mountain—what news have you learned of the whereabouts of the Pilgrim Sun?" The Pilgrim said, "Great Kings above, I dare not even speak of it." The old demon said, "Why dare you not speak?" The Pilgrim said, "I received the Great Kings' orders and was walking along, clapper in hand, when suddenly I raised my head and saw a man squatting there, sharpening a pole. He looked like a road-opening god; if he stood up, he would be ten zhang tall or more. He took a handful of water from the cliff beside the stream, sharpened his pole a bit, and said with another chant that his pole had yet to show its divine power—once he had sharpened it bright, he would come to beat the Great Kings. From this I knew he was Sun Xingzhe, and I have come especially to report."
When the old demon heard these words, his whole body broke into a cold sweat. Trembling with terror, he said, "Brothers, I told you not to provoke the monk Tang. His disciple's divine powers are vast—he has already made preparations and is sharpening his staff to beat us. What shall we do?" He commanded, "Little ones, call all the big and small from outside the cave, shut the gate, and let him pass by." One of the captains who knew the situation reported, "Great King, the little demons outside the gate have all scattered." The old demon said, "How have they all scattered? I suppose they heard the news was not good. Quick, shut the gates! Quick, shut the gates!" The demons noisily barred and tightly sealed all the gates, front and back.
The Pilgrim said to himself with alarm, "Once they have shut the gates, if they ask me about family matters and personal details and I cannot answer, won't I have blown my cover and be captured? I had better frighten them once more and get them to open the gate so I can escape." He stepped forward again and said, "Great King, he also said something worse." The old demon said, "What else did he say?" The Pilgrim said, "He said he would skin the First Great King, bone the Second Great King, and pull the sinews from the Third Great King. If you shut the gates and do not go out, he can transform himself—in an instant he will turn into a fly and slip through the crack in the gate to come in and capture all of us. What shall we do then?" The old demon said, "Brothers, be careful. In all the years of this cave, there has never been a single fly. If any fly comes in, it must be Sun Xingzhe." The Pilgrim laughed to himself, "I'll turn into a fly and frighten them a bit—that should get them to open the gate." The Great Sage slipped aside, reached behind his head, and plucked a single hair. He blew a breath of immortal qi and cried, "Transform!" It instantly turned into a golden fly, which flew up and bumped the old demon squarely in the face. The old demon panicked and said, "Brothers, this won't do—that thing has come in through the gate!" The great and small demons were so startled that each grabbed a rake or broom and swarmed forward to swat the fly in a mad frenzy.
The Great Sage could no longer contain himself and burst out with a snickering laugh. He should not have laughed at all, for this single laugh revealed his true countenance. The third old demon lord leaped forward and seized him by the collar, saying, "Elder brother, he nearly fooled us!" The old demon said, "Younger brother, who is fooling whom?" The third demon said, "That little sprite who just answered us is not Little Whirlwind—he is Sun Wukong. He must have encountered Little Whirlwind, somehow killed him, and then transformed himself to deceive us." Wukong panicked and thought, "He has seen through me." He reached up to touch his face and said to the old demon, "How can I be Sun Wukong? I am Little Whirlwind. Your Majesty has mistaken me." The old demon laughed and said, "Brother, he is Little Whirlwind. He reports before me three times a day, and I know him well." He then asked, "Do you have your token?" Wukong said, "I do." He fumbled with his clothes and produced the token. The old demon was now fully convinced and said, "Brother, do not wrong him." The third demon said, "Elder brother, didn't you see? Just now he flashed a grin, and I saw the thunder-spoke mouth appear on him. When I seized him, he changed back into this form." He called out, "Little ones, bring rope!" The chieftains immediately fetched ropes.
The third demon forced Wukong face-down, bound him with his four limbs together like a horse's hooves, and lifted his garments to examine him. He was nothing less than the Keeper of the Heavenly Horses. Now Wukong possessed seventy-two transformations. If he changed into a flying bird, a beast, a plant, a vessel, or an insect, his whole body would transform along with him. But when he changed into a human form, only his head and face changed—his body could not transform. Indeed, he was covered in yellow fur, had two red patches, and a single tail. The old demon looked at him and said, "Sun Wukong's body with Little Whirlwind's face. It is him indeed." He commanded, "Little ones, prepare wine first. Let us toast our Third Great King on his achievement. Since we have captured Sun Wukong, the Monk of Tang is surely destined to be our meal." The third demon said, "Do not drink yet. Sun Wukong is slippery—he knows the arts of escape. He might get away. Tell the little ones to bring out the bottle and put Sun Wukong inside it, and then we can enjoy our wine."
The old demon laughed loudly and said, "Exactly, exactly." He summoned thirty-six little fiends, who went inside, opened the storeroom door, and brought out the bottle. How large was this bottle? It was only two feet and four inches tall. Why did it require thirty-six men to carry it? That bottle was a treasure of the primal energies of yin and yang, containing the seven precious substances, the eight trigrams, and the twenty-four seasonal energies. It required thirty-six people, corresponding to the number of the Heavenly Gang stars, to move it. In no time at all, the precious bottle was carried out and placed outside the third gate. They cleared the area, removed the lid, untied Wukong's ropes, stripped off his clothes, and—drawing upon the immortal energy within the bottle—with a whistling sound, sucked him inside. They replaced the lid and sealed it with a paste. Then they went to drink their wine, saying, "The monkey has now entered my precious bottle and shall never again dream of the Western road. If he still wishes to worship the Buddha and seek the scriptures, he will have to turn his back on the wheel of rebirth and seek another body through reincarnation." You should have seen the host of fiends, great and small, all grinning with delight as they went to offer their congratulations.
Now when the Great Sage arrived inside the bottle, the treasure compressed his body, making it small. He simply transformed himself and squatted in the middle. After a while, it became cool and shady on one side, and he could not help but laugh out loud, saying, "This fiend has a reputation in name only, with no substance behind it. Why did he tell people that anyone placed in this bottle would be reduced to blood and pus in a moment or two? If it is this cool and comfortable, I could live here seven or eight years without the slightest harm." Ah! The Great Sage did not know the true nature of this treasure: if a person were placed inside and remained silent for a year, it would remain cool and shady for a year; but the moment it heard a human voice, fire would come to burn. Before Wukong had finished speaking, flames filled the entire bottle. Fortunately, he had his skills. He sat in the middle, formed the fire-avoiding sign, and was completely unafraid. He endured this for half an hour, when forty snakes drilled out from the sides and came to bite him. Wukong flung out his hands, grabbed them, and squeezed with all his strength, crushing them into eighty pieces. Shortly after, three fire dragons emerged and coiled around him from above and below, making it truly unbearable. He felt himself growing flustered and helpless, saying, "Everything else is manageable, but these three fire dragons are hard to endure. If I cannot get out a little longer, the fire will attack my heart—what then?" He thought, "I will make my body grow larger and burst it open." The good Great Sage formed the sign, recited the spell, and cried, "Grow!" He grew to over ten feet tall. The bottle, pressed tightly against his body, grew with him. He then made his body smaller, and the bottle shrank as well. Wukong was alarmed and thought, "Difficult, difficult, difficult! When I grow, it grows; when I shrink, it shrinks. What am I to do?" Before he could finish speaking, he felt a pain in his ankle bone. He reached down quickly to touch it and found it had been softened by the fire. He grew anxious and said, "What am I to do? My ankle bone has been softened by fire—I will be left a crippled man!" He could not hold back his tears. And indeed:
Encountering demons and suffering, he thought of the Tripitaka;
Facing calamity and peril, he worried for the holy monk.
He said, "Master! In those years when you embraced the true faith, the Bodhisattva Guanyin persuaded you to goodness and delivered you from heavenly disaster. Together we crossed countless mountains, vanquished many monsters, subdued Bajie, and gained Sha Seng. Through a thousand hardships and ten thousand trials, I hoped that we would together reach the West and jointly attain the true fruit. Who could have expected that today I would fall into the clutches of this venomous demon? Old Sun has stumbled into this place, my life is forfeit, and I am cast away from you on the mountainside, unable to advance. It must be that my fame in former days has brought about this present calamity."
In the midst of his grief, he suddenly remembered: "The Bodhisattva once gave me three life-saving hairs at Snake Coil Mountain. I wonder if they are still here—let me search for them." He reached out and felt all over his body. Sure enough, there were three hairs behind his head, remarkably stiff. He rejoiced: "All the hairs on my body are soft and pliant, but these three are hard as spears—they must be the ones meant to save my life." Biting his teeth and enduring the pain, he plucked them out, blew on them with immortal breath, and cried, "Transform!" One instantly became a diamond drill, one became a strip of bamboo, and one became a cotton cord. He fashioned the bamboo strip into a bow, attached the drill, and set to work drilling furiously at the bottom of the bottle. He bored a hole through it, and light streamed in. Overjoyed, he cried, "What fortune! What fortune! Now I can get out!" He then transformed himself and slipped through, but the bottle immediately grew cool again. Why did it turn cool? Because he had drilled through it, releasing the yin and yang energies within, and so it became cold.
The Great Sage, having stowed the three hairs, shrank himself down and transformed into a tiny cicada—light as a breath, fine as a strand of hair, long as an eyebrow—and slipped out through the hole. But he did not fly away. Instead, he went straight to the old demon's head and alighted there. The old demon was drinking wine when he suddenly set down his cup and said, "Third Brother, has Sun Xingzhe been dissolved by now?" The Third Demon laughed, "It's about time, isn't it?" The old demon ordered the bottle brought up. The thirty-six lesser demons below lifted it, and the bottle was much lighter than before. Alarmed, they reported, "Great King, the bottle has grown light!" The old demon roared, "Nonsense! The treasure is the complete work of yin and yang energies—how could it be light?" One of the lesser demons, emboldened, lifted the bottle up and said, "See for yourself—isn't it light?" When the old demon lifted the lid and looked inside, he saw it was bright and transparent. Unable to contain himself, he cried out, "The bottle is empty—controlled and hollow!" The Great Sage, perched on his head, could not resist calling out: "My child, it means he's fled!" The demons all heard and shouted, "He's gone! He's gone!" and the order went out: "Close the gates! Close the gates!"
The Pilgrim shook himself, retrieved the clothes that had been stripped from him, resumed his true form, leaped out of the cave, and turning back, cursed: "You insolent fiends! The bottle is drilled through—it can't hold a man anymore. You might as well use it as a chamber pot!" Rejoicing and laughing, he mounted a cloud and flew straight back to where Tang Seng was. The Elder was there burning earth as incense and praying to the heavens. The Pilgrim paused on his cloud to hear what the Elder was praying for. The Elder pressed his palms together and faced the sky:
"I pray to the immortals of the clouds and mist,
The Six Ding, the Six Jia, and all the heavenly host:
Protect my worthy disciple Sun Xingzhe,
Whose divine powers are vast and whose dharma knows no bounds."
When the Great Sage heard these words, he redoubled his efforts, drew in his cloud light, and drew near, calling out, "Master, I'm back!" The Elder took his arm and said, "Wukong, you've been toiling hard. You went to scout the mountain and were gone so long that I was deeply worried. What fortune or misfortune did you find in these mountains?" The Pilgrim laughed, "Master, this journey was successful for three reasons: first, the beings of the Eastern Land have their destined fortune; second, your own merit is boundless; and third, your disciple's powers were not inconsiderable." He then recounted in detail how he had disguised himself as a wind, been trapped in the bottle, and escaped. "Now that I have seen your face again, Master, it is as though I have been reborn." The Elder thanked him profusely and asked, "Did you not engage the demons in combat this time?" The Pilgrim said, "I did not." The Elder said, "Then how can you guarantee me safe passage across the mountain?" The Pilgrin was a proud man and cried out, "How can you say I cannot guarantee your passage?" The Elder said, "You never even faced them in battle—you merely slipped away like this. How dare I advance?" The Great Sage laughed, "Master, you really don't understand how things work. As the saying goes: 'A single thread makes no cord, and one hand alone cannot clap.' Those three demons have a thousand lesser fiends—how could old Sun fight them all by himself?" The Elder said, "One against many is indeed hard for a single man. But Bajie and Sha Seng also have abilities. Let them all go with you, working together to clear the mountain road and escort me across." The Pilgrim considered and said, "Your words are most fitting. Let Sha Seng protect you, and let Bajie come with me." The fool panicked and said, "Brother, you have no eyes! I'm clumsy and rough, with no real skills. I only slow you down—how could I help you?" The Pilgrim said, "Brother, even if you have no great skills, at least you're a man. As the proverb says: 'Even farting adds wind.' You can bolster my courage." Bajie said, "Very well, very well—I hope you'll look after me. But don't make a fool of me when things get urgent." The Elder said, "Bajie, be careful. Sha Seng and I will wait here."
The fool mustered his divine might, and together with Tripitaka they whipped up a wild wind, rode the clouds, and leaped up the straight to the cave entrance. They saw at once that the cave gate was tightly shut, and there was no one in sight. Tripitaka stepped forward, gripped his iron staff, and cried out in a fierce, loud voice: "Open the gate, demon! Come out quickly and fight old Sun!" The little demons inside the cave reported this to their lord. The old demon lord said, trembling with fear: "For years they have said the monkey is vicious—the rumor is true, no lie at all." The two younger demon lords standing beside him asked, "What do you mean, elder brother?" The old demon said, "That Tripitaka turned himself into a little Whirlwind scout this morning and slipped in among us. We could not recognize him, but fortunately our third worthy brother saw through him and trapped him in the bottle. Then he used his tricks, bored through the bottle, and made off with our clothes. Now he is outside challenging us to battle. Who dares go out and lead the fight?" No one answered. He asked again, and again no one replied—they all played deaf and dumb. The old demon lord flew into a rage: "We have a sorry reputation along the great western road, and now this Sun Tripitaka treats us with such contempt. If we don't go out and meet him in battle, we'll lose face forever. Let me risk my old life and fight him three rounds. If I win after three rounds, the Tang Monk will still be our meal. If I lose, then we'll shut the gate and let him pass." He put on his armor and prepared himself, then opened the gate and marched out.
Tripitaka and Bajie watched from beside the gate. Truly a fearsome creature:
An iron brow and copper head wearing a jeweled helmet,
The helmet plumes dancing with splendid radiance.
Gleaming lightning from both bright eyes,
Shimmering rosy clouds from flying side-locks.
Hooked claws sharp and keen as silver,
Saw-like teeth close-set and even as chisels.
A golden armor without a single seam,
A dragon-sash girding his waist with cunning design.
In his hand a bright, gleaming steel blade—
A hero of martial valor rare in all the world.
A shout like a thunderclap, and he asked:
"Who is it banging at my gate?"
The Great Sage turned and said: "I am your Grandpa Sun, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven." The old demon laughed and said: "So you are Sun Tripitaka? You impudent, wild monkey—I didn't go looking for you, so why are you here shouting for a fight?" Tripitaka said: "Where there's wind, waves rise; where there's no tide, the water is calm. If you hadn't provoked me, why would I seek you out? It's because you and your fox-and-dog gang have banded together, plotting to eat my master—that's why I've come to take action." The old demon said: "You come striding up to my gate roaring like this—are you looking for a fight?" Tripitaka said: "Exactly." The old demon said: "Don't be so arrogant. If I were to deploy my demon troops, set up battle formations, wave banners and beat war drums to fight you, it would look like I'm a tiger in my own den, bullying you. I'll fight you one on one—no helpers allowed." Hearing this, Tripitaka called out: "Pig Bajie, step aside and see what he'll do to old Sun." The fool indeed stepped to one side. The old demon said: "Come here and stand still for me. Let me put all my strength into it and chop three blows on your bare head, and I'll let your Tang Monk pass. If you can't take it, hurry up and hand over your Tang Monk to be a meal for me." Tripitaka laughed and said: "Demon, if you have paper and brush in your cave, bring them out and I'll draw up a contract with you. Starting today, I'll let you chop till next year, and I still won't take it seriously."
The old demon braced himself, stood in a T-shape stance, raised both hands with his blade, and chopped straight down at the Great Sage's crown. The Great Sage tilted his head upward to meet it. There was a crack—but his scalp didn't even turn red. The old demon was greatly startled: "This monkey has a hard head!" The Great Sage laughed: "You don't know. Old Sun was:
Born with a copper head and an iron skull,
Unmatched under Heaven and Earth.
Axes and hammers cannot smash it,
For in youth I entered Laozi's furnace.
The four Dipper stars oversaw its making,
The twenty-eight constellations put in the work.
Soaked in water many times without damage,
Reinforced all around with sinews and tendons.
The Tang Monk still feared it wasn't strong enough,
And added the golden fillet on top for good measure."
The old demon said: "Monkey, don't boast. Watch my second blow—this one will spare your life." Tripitaka said: "It'll be the same old chop, nothing more." The old demon said: "Monkey, you don't know this blade:
Forged in a golden fire furnace,
Refined through a hundred temperings of divine craft.
Its edge follows the Three Strategies,
Its strength conforms to the Six Secret Teachings.
It's thin as a fly's tail,
Sinuous as a white python's waist.
In the mountains it sweeps the clouds,
In the sea it churns the waves.
Ground and polished countless times,
Smelted and tempered hundreds of times.
Stored in deep mountains and ancient caves,
It has proven its merit on the battlefield.
If it meets your monk's crown,
One slice and you'll be two gourds."
The Great Sage laughed: "This demon has no eye for what's what—he's taken old Sun for a gourd head! Very well, chop away by mistake and by permission—let me take one more chop and see what happens."
The old demon raised his blade and chopped again. The Great Sage tilted his head to meet it, and with a crack it split into two halves. The Great Sage rolled on the ground and turned into two bodies. The demon was alarmed and lowered his steel blade. Bajie, watching from afar, laughed: "The old demon is good at chopping twice—aren't there four people now?" The demon pointed at Tripitaka and said: "I hear you can use the art of dividing your body. Why don't you use it on me?" The Great Sage said: "What do you mean, dividing my body?" The old demon said: "Why didn't the first chop move you at all, but now the second chop makes you two people?" The Great Sage laughed: "Demon, don't be afraid. Chop me ten thousand times and I'll give you twenty thousand people." The old demon said: "You monkey—you can divide your body, but you can't reunite it. If you have the skill to gather yourself into one, hit me with your staff." The Great Sage said: "No lying. You wanted to chop three times, but you've only chopped me twice. Let me hit you with one blow of my staff. If I miss by even half a blow, I'll no longer be called Sun." The old demon said: "Yes, yes, that's fair."
Great Sage, he threw himself forward, rolled over, and once again became a single body. He brandished his staff and struck at the head. The old demon raised his blade to parry, saying, "Impudent monkey! What manner of mourning staff is this, that you dare come to my door and strike a man?"
The Great Sage roared, "If you ask about this staff of mine, it has a name and fame throughout heaven and earth."
The old demon said, "How has it such fame?"
He replied:
"The staff is forged of nine-times-refined wrought iron,
Smelted by Lord Lao Zi himself in his furnace.
The Great Yu obtained it and named it a divine treasure,
The four seas and eight rivers were its proof and test.
Stars are dimly set within its middle,
Both ends are wrapped in sheets of gold.
Its dense patterns strike gods and ghosts with awe,
Dragon and phoenix script adorn it from above.
It is called the Staff of Spiritual Yang,
Deep hidden in the sea, seldom seen by men.
It takes form and transforms, soaring aloft,
Trailing five-colored clouds of shimmering light.
Old Sun attained the Way and brought it back to his mountain,
Having experienced its boundless transformations.
At times it grows as thick as a great jar,
At others it shrinks fine as an iron wire.
Thick as the Southern Peak, thin as a needle,
Long or short as my heart desires.
A gentle sweep brings forth bright clouds,
A gleaming flight swift as a lightning bolt.
A chilling cold breathes upon men,
Killing mist appears in the air.
Subduing dragons and taming tigers, it ever attends me,
I have roamed to the ends of the earth with it.
With this staff I once made havoc in the Heavenly Palace,
My might scattered the feast of the Immortal Peaches.
The Heavenly Kings could not win in wagered combat,
Nezha himself could scarce contend against me.
I struck the gods until they had no place to hide,
A hundred thousand celestial soldiers fled in terror.
The thunder generals guarded the Jade Hall,
But I flew up and struck the Tongming Palace.
The courtiers attending the throne were thrown into chaos,
The guardian immortals all thrown into disarray.
I raised my staff and overturned the Northern Dipper Palace,
Turned back and shook open the Southern Pole Hall.
The Heavenly Emperor of the Golden Palace saw its ferocity,
And specially invited the Tathagata to meet with me.
The fortunes of war take their natural course,
Distress and calamity cannot be sorted out.
For a full five hundred years I lay in torment,
Saved by the Bodhisattva of the Southern Sea's counsel.
In the Great Tang there was a monk who left his home,
Who made a great vow before heaven.
He would save souls in the City of the Wrongly Dead,
And seek the sutras at the Vulture Peak assembly.
Along the road to the West there were demons and monsters,
Making the journey most difficult.
Knowing this iron iron staff was matchless under heaven,
They begged me to be their companion on the way.
Evil demons who met it descended to the dark realm,
Their flesh turned to red dust, their bones to flour.
Everywhere the demons perished beneath the staff,
Thousands upon thousands, beyond counting.
Above it shattered the Palace of the Dipper and Ox,
Below it crushed the Hall of the Netherworld.
It chased the Nine Luminaries from among the heavenly generals,
It struck and wounded the Judge of Death in the underworld.
Hurl it from mid-air and it shakes mountains and rivers,
Surpassing the new-bright sword of Tai Sui.
It is by this staff that I protect Tripitaka,
Striking down all demons under heaven."
When the demon heard these words, trembling in fear for his life, he raised his blade and hacked at him. The Monkey King, smiling, met him with his iron staff. The two fought first before the cave mouth, then leaped up to battle in midair. What a battle it was!
The divine treasure staff that fixes the river's bottom,
A staff named As-You-Will, supreme in the world.
Boasting of his skills, the demon raged,
Raising his great blade, his magic power bold.
Their struggle at the gate was fierce enough,
How much more relentless their combat in the sky!
One changed his face and form at will,
The other grew taller where he stood.
They fought until the clouds hung heavy across the sky,
And mist drifted over the fields.
One of them schemed again and again to devour Tripitaka,
The other exerted all his power to protect the Tang.
All because the Buddha had transmitted the scriptures,
Good and evil locked in bitter, clear conflict.
The old demon and the Great Sage fought over twenty exchanges, neither gaining the advantage.
Now Zhu Bajie, watching from below as the two fought to their heart's content, could not restrain himself. He seized his rake, caught the wind, leaped up, and aimed a blow straight at the demon's face. The demon was thrown into panic. He did not know that Bajie was a man of tiger-headed temper, who frightened people with his reckless abandon. Thinking only that his mouth was large, his ears long, and his rake fierce, the demon lost the battle. He threw down his blade and turned to flee.
The Great Sage shouted, "After him! After him!" Taking heart from the victory, the fool raised his spiked rake and hastened after the monster. When the old demon saw him drawing close, he stopped on the slope ahead. Facing the wind, he shimmered once and revealed his true form. He opened his enormous mouth and was about to swallow Bajie whole. Bajie was terrified. He hastily pulled back and burrowed into the grass, caring nothing for the thorns and brambles, caring nothing that they scraped and tore his head. Trembling, he lay in the grass listening to the clanging sounds.
Afterward, the Pilgrim arrived, and the monster opened his mouth to swallow him too. But he had fallen into the Great Sage's scheme. He stowed his staff and went forward to meet him, and was swallowed in one gulp by the old demon. This so terrified the fool in the grass that he muttered and grumbled to himself: "That Stable-Protector, who knows neither advance nor retreat! The monster came to eat you—why didn't you flee, but went to meet him instead? Now you've been swallowed into his belly. Today you're still a monk, but tomorrow you'll be a load of dung!"
The demon returned in triumph, and only then did the fool creep out of the grass and slink back along the old road.
Meanwhile, Tripitaka was on the hillside, gazing into the distance with Sha Wujing. They saw Bajie come running up, panting and gasping. Tripitaka was greatly alarmed. "Bajie, how come you're in such a state? Where is Wukong?"
The fool wept and wailed, "Elder Brother has been swallowed into the belly by the monster."
When Tripitaka heard this, he fell to the ground in terror. After a while, he stamped his feet and beat his breast, crying, "Disciple! I thought you were skilled at subduing demons and would lead me west to see the Buddha. How could I know you would die at the hands of this monster today! Bitter, bitter it is! The merit my disciples and companions have earned has all turned to dust."
The master was overcome with grief. But look at the fool—he did not try to comfort his master. Instead he called out, "Sha Wujing, fetch the luggage. Let's divide it between us two."
Sha Wujing said, "Second Brother, divide it how?"
Bajie said, "We'll split up and each go his own way. You can return to the Flowing Sands River and eat people again. I'll go back to Gao Village to see my wife. We'll sell the white horse and buy our master a coffin for his funeral."
The elder, burning with fury at hearing these words, called upon heaven and wept aloud. But let us speak no more of this for now.
Now the old demon had swallowed the Pilgrim, thinking himself very clever, and returned straight to his own cave. The other demons came out to greet him and ask about the outcome of the battle. The old demon said, "I've captured one of them." The second demon asked joyfully, "Brother, who did you capture?" The old demon said, "Sun Wukong." The second demon asked, "Where is he?" The old demon said, "I swallowed him whole, and he's in my belly right now." The third demon chief was greatly alarmed. "Elder Brother, I never told you—Sun Wukong is not fit to eat!" But the Great Sage, from inside the belly, called out, "He's quite fit to eat! He fills me up and keeps me from ever going hungry again." The little demons were terrified. "Great King, it's terrible—Sun Wukong is talking inside your belly!" The old demon said, "Why should I fear his talking? If I had the skill to eat him, surely I have the means to deal with him. Quick now—boil up some salted white broth. I'll pour it into my stomach and vomit him up, then slowly fry him to go with my wine." The little demons actually prepared half a basin of salted broth. The old demon drank it in one gulp, puffed out his mouth, and heaved with all his might. But the Great Sage had taken root inside his belly and would not budge. The old demon tried again, choking and retching, vomiting until his head swam and his eyes blurred and his gallbladder burst—but the Pilgrim still would not move. The old demon, panting, cried out, "Sun Wukong, won't you come out?" The Pilgrim said, "It's too early—I have no intention of coming out!" The old demon said, "Why won't you come out?" The Pilgrim said, "You really are a dim demon. Ever since I became a monk, I've lived very plainly. Now that it's autumn and cool, I'm still wearing only a thin robe. But inside your belly it's warm and draft-free. Let me stay here through the winter and I'll come out then."
When the demons heard this, they all said, "Great King, Sun Wukong means to spend the winter inside your belly!" The old demon said, "If he wants to spend the winter, then I'll sit in meditation and use a fasting technique. If I don't eat all winter long, I'll starve that stable-groom monkey to death!" The Great Sage said, "My son, you don't understand. Old Sun is escorting Tripitaka to fetch the scriptures, and along the way I brought a folding cooking pot. I'll cook up a mixed stew right here—your liver, intestines, stomach, and lungs, all enjoyed in fine detail—and that will be enough to sustain me till Qingming Festival." The second demon cried out in alarm, "Brother, this monkey is perfectly capable of doing it!" The third demon said, "Brother, eating the stew is one thing, but where will he set up his cooking pot?" The Pilgrim said, "The forked bone is a fine place to set a pot." The third demon said, "That's bad! If he sets up a pot and starts a fire, the smoke will waft up into your nostrils and make you sneeze!" The Pilgrim laughed and said, "No problem. Old Sun will just jab his golden-banded cudgel through the top of your head and punch a hole. It'll serve as a skylight and a chimney both."
When the old demon heard this, though he claimed not to be afraid, his heart trembled with fear. He steeled himself and called out, "Brothers, don't be afraid. Bring me my medicinal wine. Let me drink several cups and poison that monkey to death." The Pilgrim laughed silently to himself. "When Old Sun created havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, I ate Laozi's elixir pills, the Jade Emperor's wine, the Queen Mother's peaches, and phoenix marrow and dragon liver—what haven't I tasted? What kind of medicinal wine could possibly poison me?" The little demons actually strained two flasks of the medicinal wine and filled a cup to the brim, then handed it to the old demon. The old demon took it in his hand, and the Great Sage, inside his belly, could already smell the fragrance of the wine. "Don't drink it!" The excellent Great Sage twisted his head and transformed it into a trumpet-shaped opening just beneath the demon's throat. The demon gulped the wine down, and the Pilgrim gulped it up as it passed. A second cup went down, and the Pilgrim caught it again. Seven or eight cups in a row—he drank them all. The old demon set down the cup and said, "I won't drink any more. Normally after two cups my belly feels like fire, but I've just had seven or eight and my face isn't even red!"
The truth was that the Great Sage couldn't hold much wine. After taking seven or eight cups into his belly, he began to show the effects: he couldn't stop shadowboxing, doing handstands, kicking his feet in the air, grabbing the liver and swinging on it like a swing, standing on his head, tumbling head over heels, and dancing wildly. The demon could not endure the pain and collapsed on the ground.
Whether he survived or perished, you will hear in the next chapter.
第075回
卻說孫大聖進於洞口,兩邊觀看。只見:
骷髏若嶺,骸骨如林。人頭髮屣成氈片,人皮肉爛作泥塵。人筋纏在樹上,乾焦晃亮如銀。真個是尸山血海,果然腥臭難聞。東邊小妖,將活人拿了剮肉;西下潑魔,把人肉鮮煮鮮烹。若非美猴王如此英雄膽,第二個凡夫也進不得他門。
不多時,行入二層門裡看時,呀!這裡卻比外面不同:清奇幽雅,秀麗寬平;左右有瑤草仙花,前後有喬松翠竹。又行七八里遠近,才到三層門。閃著身,偷著眼看處,那上面高坐三個老妖,十分獰惡。中間的那個生得:
鑿牙鋸齒,圓頭方面。聲吼若雷,眼光如電。仰鼻朝天,赤眉飄焰。但行處,百獸心慌;若坐下,群魔膽戰。這一個是獸中王青毛獅子怪。
左手下那個生得:
鳳目金睛,黃牙粗腿。長鼻銀毛,看頭似尾。圓額皺眉,身軀磊磊。細聲如窈窕佳人,玉面似牛頭惡鬼。這一個是藏齒修身多年的黃牙老象。
右手下那一個生得:
金翅鯤頭,星睛豹眼。振北圖南,剛強勇敢。變生翱翔,鷃笑龍慘。摶風翮百鳥藏頭,舒利爪諸禽喪膽。這個是雲程九萬的大鵬鵰。
那兩下列著有百十大小頭目,一個個全裝披掛,介冑整齊,威風凜凜,殺氣騰騰。
行者見了,心中歡喜,一些兒不怕,大踏步徑直進門,把梆鈴卸下,朝上叫聲:「大王。」三個老魔笑呵呵問道:「小鑽風,你來了?」行者應聲道:「來了。」「你去巡山,打聽孫行者的下落何如?」行者道:「大王在上,我也不敢說起。」老魔道:「怎麼不敢說?」行者道:「我奉大王命,敲著梆鈴,正然走處,猛擡頭,只看見一個人,蹲在那裡磨杠子,還像個開路神,若站將起來,足有十數丈長短。他就著那澗崖石上,抄一把水,磨一磨,口裡又念一聲,說他那杠子到此還不曾顯個神通,他要磨明,就來打大王。我因此知他是孫行者,特來報知。」
那老魔聞此言,渾身是汗,諕得戰呵呵的道:「兄弟,我說莫惹唐僧。他徒弟神通廣大,預先作了準備,磨棍打我們,卻怎生是好?」教:「小的們,把洞外大小俱叫進來,關了門,讓他過去罷。」那頭目中有知道的報:「大王,門外小妖已都散了。」老魔道:「怎麼都散了?想是聞得風聲不好也。快早關門,快早關門。」眾妖乒乓把前後門盡皆牢拴緊閉。
行者自心驚道:「這一關了門,他再問我家長裡短的事,我對不來,卻不弄走了風,被他拿住?且再諕他一諕,教他開著門,好跑。」又上前道:「大王,他還說得不好。」老魔道:「他又說甚麼?」行者道:「他說拿大大王剝皮,二大王剮骨,三大王抽筋。你們若關了門,不出去啊,他會變化,一時變了個蒼蠅兒,自門縫裡飛進,把我們都拿出去,卻怎生是好?」老魔道:「兄弟們仔細。我這洞裡,遞年家沒個蒼蠅,但是有蒼蠅進來,就是孫行者。」行者暗笑道:「就變個蒼蠅諕他一諕,好開門。」大聖閃在傍邊,伸手去腦後拔了一根毫毛,吹一口仙氣,叫:「變!」即變做一個金蒼蠅,飛去望老魔劈臉撞了一頭。那老怪慌了道:「兄弟,不停當,那話兒進門來了。」驚得那大小群妖,一個個丫鈀掃帚,都上前亂撲蒼蠅。
這大聖忍不住,赥赥的笑出聲來。乾淨他不宜笑,這一笑笑出原嘴臉來了。卻被那第三個老妖魔跳上前,一把扯住道:「哥哥,險些兒被他瞞了。」老魔道:「賢弟,誰瞞誰?」三怪道:「剛才這個回話的小妖不是小鑽風,他就是孫行者。必定撞見小鑽風,不知是他怎麼打殺了,卻變化來哄我們哩。」行者慌了道:「他認得我了。」即把手摸摸,對老怪道:「我怎麼是孫行者?我是小鑽風,大王錯認了。」老魔笑道:「兄弟,他是小鑽風。他一日三次在面前點卯,我認得他。」又問:「你有牌兒麼?」行者道:「有。」擄著衣服,就拿出牌子。老怪一發認實道:「兄弟,莫屈了他。」三怪道:「哥哥,你不曾看見他?他才子閃著身笑了一聲,我見他就露出個雷公嘴來。見我扯住時,他又變作個這等模樣。」叫:「小的們,拿繩來。」眾頭目即取繩索。
三怪把行者扳翻倒,四馬攢蹄綑住。揭起衣裳看時,足足是個弼馬溫。原來行者有七十二般變化,若是變飛禽、走獸、花木、器皿、昆蟲之類,卻就連身子滾去了;但變人物,卻只是頭臉變了,身子變不過來。果然一身黃毛,兩塊紅股,一條尾巴。老妖看著道:「是孫行者的身子,小鑽風的臉皮。是他了。」教:「小的們,先安排酒來,與你三大王遞個得功之杯。既拿倒了孫行者,唐僧坐定是我們口裡食也。」三怪道:「且不要吃酒。孫行者溜撒,他會逃遁之法,只怕走了。教小的們擡出瓶來,把孫行者裝在瓶裡,我們才好吃酒。」
老魔大笑道:「正是,正是。」即點三十六個小妖,入裡面開了庫房門,擡出瓶來。你說那瓶有多大?只得二尺四寸高。怎麼用得三十六個人擡?那瓶乃陰陽二氣之寶,內有七寶八卦、二十四氣,要三十六人,按天罡之數,才擡得動。不一時,將寶瓶擡出,放在三層門外,展得乾淨,揭開蓋。把行者解了繩索,剝了衣服,就著那瓶中仙氣,颼的一聲,吸入裡面,將蓋子蓋上,貼了封皮。卻去吃酒道:「猴兒今番入我寶瓶之中,再莫想那西方之路。若還能夠拜佛求經,除是轉背搖車,再去投胎奪舍是。」你看那大小群妖,一個個笑呵呵,都去賀功不題。
卻說大聖到了瓶中,被那寶貝將身束得小了,索性變化,蹲在當中。半晌,那邊蔭涼,忽失聲笑道:「這妖精外有虛名,內無實事。怎麼告訴人說這瓶裝了人,一時三刻,化為膿血?若似這般涼快,就住上七八年也無事。」咦!大聖原來不知那寶貝根由:假若裝了人,一年不語,一年蔭涼;但聞得人言,就有火來燒了。大聖未曾說完,只見滿瓶都是火焰。幸得他有本事,坐在中間,捻著避火訣,全然不懼。耐到半個時辰,四週圍鑽出四十條蛇來咬。行者掄開手,抓將過來,盡力氣一揝,揝做八十段。少時間,又有三條火龍出來,把行者上下盤遶,著實難禁。自覺慌張無措道:「別事好處,這三條火龍難為。再過一會不出,弄得火氣攻心,怎了?」他想道:「我把身子長一長,券破罷。」好大聖,捻著訣,念聲咒,叫:「長!」即長了丈數高下。那瓶緊靠著身,也就長起去。他把身子往下一小,那瓶兒也就小下來了。行者心驚道:「難難難。怎麼我長他也長,我小他也小?如之奈何?」說不了,孤拐上有些疼痛。急伸手摸摸,卻被火燒軟了。自己心焦道:「怎麼好?孤拐燒軟了,弄做個殘疾之人了。」忍不住吊下淚來。這正是:
遭魔遇苦懷三藏,著難臨危慮聖僧。
道:「師父啊!當年皈正,蒙觀音菩薩勸善,脫離天災。我與你苦歷諸山,收殄多怪,降八戒,得沙僧,千辛萬苦,指望同證西方,共成正果。何期今日遭此毒魔,老孫誤入於此,傾了性命,撇你在半山之中,不能前進。想是我昔日名高,故有今朝之難。」
正此悽愴,忽想起:「菩薩當年在蛇盤山曾賜我三根救命毫毛,不知有無,且等我尋一尋看。」即伸手渾身摸了一把,只見腦後有三根毫毛,十分挺硬。忽喜道:「身上毛都如彼軟熟,只此三根如此硬槍,必然是救我命的。」即便咬著牙,忍著疼,拔下毛,吹口仙氣,叫:「變!」一根即變作金鋼鑽,一根變作竹片,一根變作綿繩。扳張篾片弓兒,牽著那鑽,照瓶底下颼颼的一頓鑽,鑽成一個眼孔,透進光亮。喜道:「造化,造化,卻好出去也。」才變化出身,那瓶復蔭涼了。怎麼就涼?原來被他鑽了,把陰陽之氣泄了,故此遂涼。
好大聖,收了毫毛,將身一小,就變做個蟭蟟蟲兒,十分輕巧,細如鬚髮,長似眉毛,自孔中鑽出且還不走,徑飛在老魔頭上釘著。那老魔正飲酒,猛然放下杯兒道:「三弟,孫行者這回化了麼?」三魔笑道:「還到此時哩?」老魔教傳令擡上瓶來。那下面三十六個小妖即便擡瓶,瓶就輕了許多。慌得眾小妖報道:「大王,瓶輕了。」老魔喝道:「胡說,寶貝乃陰陽二氣之全功,如何輕了?」內中有一個勉強的小妖,把瓶提上來道:「你看這不輕了?」老魔揭蓋看時,只見裡面透亮,忍不住失聲叫道:「這瓶裡空者控也。」大聖在他頭上,也忍不住道一聲「我的兒啊,颼者走也。」眾怪聽見道:「走了,走了。」即傳令:「關門,關門。」
那行者將身一抖,收了剝去的衣服,現本相,跳出洞外,回頭罵道:「妖精不要無禮。瓶子鑽破,裝不得人了,只好拿來出恭。」喜喜歡歡,嚷嚷鬧鬧,踏著雲頭,徑轉唐僧處。那長老正在那裡撮土為香,望空禱祝。行者且停雲頭,聽他禱祝甚的。那長老合掌朝天道:
「祈請雲霞眾位仙,六丁六甲與諸天。
願保賢徒孫行者,神通廣大法無邊。」
大聖聽得這般言語,更加努力,收斂雲光,近前叫道:「師父,我來了。」長老攙住道:「悟空,勞碌。你遠探高山,許久不回,我甚憂慮。端的這山中有何吉凶?」行者笑道:「師父,才這一去,一則是東土眾生有緣有分,二來是師父功德無量無邊,三也虧弟子法力。」將前項妝鑽風、陷瓶裡及脫身之事,細陳了一遍。「今得見尊師之面,實為兩世之人也。」長老感謝不盡道:「你這番不曾與妖精賭鬥麼?」行者道:「不曾。」長老道:「這等保不得我過山了?」行者是個好勝的人,叫喊道:「我怎麼保你過山不得?」長老道:「不曾與他見個勝負,只這般含糊,我怎敢前進。」大聖笑道:「師父,你也忒不通變。常言道:『單絲不線,孤掌難鳴。』那魔三個,小妖千萬,教老孫一人怎生與他賭鬥?」長老道:「寡不敵眾,是你一人也難處。八戒、沙僧他也都有本事,教他們都去,與你協力同心,掃淨山路,保我過去罷。」行者沉吟道:「師言最當。著沙僧保護你,著八戒跟我去罷。」那獃子慌了道:「哥哥沒眼色。我又粗夯,無甚本事,走路扛風,跟你何益?」行者道:「兄弟,你雖無甚本事,好道也是個人。俗云:『放屁添風。』你也可壯我些膽氣。」八戒道:「也罷,也罷,望你帶挈帶挈。但只急溜處,莫捉弄我。」長老道:「八戒在意,我與沙僧在此。」
那獃子抖擻神威,與行者縱著狂風,駕著雲霧,跳上高山,即至洞口。早見那洞門緊閉,四顧無人。行者上前,執鐵棒,厲聲高叫道:「妖怪開門!快出來與老孫打耶。」那洞裡小妖報入。老魔心驚膽戰道:「幾年都說猴兒狠,話不虛傳果是真。」二老怪在傍問道:「哥哥怎麼說?」老魔道:「那行者早間變小鑽風混進來,我等不能相識,幸三賢弟認得,把他裝在瓶裡,他弄本事,鑽破瓶兒,卻又攝去衣服走了。如今在外叫戰,誰敢與他打個頭仗?」更無一人答應。又問,又無人答,都是那裝聾推啞。老魔發怒道:「我等在西方大路上忝著個醜名,今日孫行者這般藐視,若不出去與他見陣,也低了名頭。等我捨了這老性命去與他戰上三合。三合戰得過,唐僧還是我們口裡食;戰不過,那時關了門,讓他過去罷。」遂取披掛結束了,開門前走。
行者與八戒在門傍觀看,真是好一個怪物:
鐵額銅頭戴寶盔,盔纓飄舞甚光輝。
輝輝掣電雙睛亮,亮亮鋪霞兩鬢飛。
勾爪如銀尖且利,鋸牙似鑿密還齊。
身披金甲無絲縫,腰束龍絛有見機。
手執鋼刀明晃晃,英雄威武世間稀。
一聲吆喝如雷震,問道「敲門者是誰」?
大聖轉身道:「是你孫老爺齊天大聖也。」老魔笑道:「你是孫行者?大膽潑猴,我不惹你,你卻為何在此叫戰?」行者道:「『有風方起浪,無潮水自平。』你不惹我,我好尋你?只因你狐群狗黨,結為一夥,算計吃我師父,所以來此施為。」老魔道:「你這等雄糾糾的嚷上我門,莫不是要打麼?」行者道:「正是。」老魔道:「你休猖獗。我若調出妖兵,擺開陣勢,搖旗擂鼓,與你交戰,顯得我是坐家虎,欺負你了。我只與你一個對一個,不許幫丁。」行者聞言,叫:「豬八戒走過,看他把老孫怎的?」那獃子真個閃在一邊。老魔道:「你過來,先與我做個樁兒,讓我盡力氣著光頭砍上三刀,就讓你唐僧過去;假若禁不得,快送你唐僧來,與我做一頓下飯。」行者聞言笑道:「妖怪,你洞裡若有紙筆,取出來,與你立個合同。自今日起,就砍到明年,我也不與你當真。」
那老魔抖擻威風,丁字步站定,雙手舉刀,望大聖劈頂就砍。這大聖把頭往上一迎,只聞扢扠一聲響,頭皮兒紅也不紅。那老魔大驚道:「這猴子好個硬頭兒!」大聖笑道:「你不知。老孫是:
生就銅頭鐵腦蓋,天地乾坤世上無。
斧砍鎚敲不得碎,幼年曾入老君爐。
四斗星官監臨造,二十八宿用工夫。
水浸幾番不得壞,周圍扢搭板筋鋪。
唐僧還恐不堅固,預先又上紫金箍。」
老魔道:「猴兒不要說嘴,看我這二刀來,決不容你性命。」行者道:「左右也只這般砍罷了。」老魔道:「猴兒,你不知這刀:
金火爐中造,神功百煉熬。
鋒刃依三略,剛強按六韜。
卻似蒼蠅尾,猶如白蟒腰。
入山雲蕩蕩,下海浪滔滔。
琢磨無遍數,煎熬幾百遭。
深山古洞放,上陣有功勞。
攙著你這和尚天靈蓋,一削就是兩個瓢。」
大聖笑道:「這妖精沒眼色,把老孫認做個瓢頭哩。也罷,誤砍誤讓,教你再砍一刀看怎麼。」
那老魔舉刀又砍,大聖把頭迎一迎,乒乓的劈做兩半個。大聖就地打個滾,變做兩個身子。那妖一見慌了,手按下鋼刀。豬八戒遠遠望見,笑道:「老魔好砍兩刀的,卻不是四個人了?」老魔指定行者道:「聞你能使分身法,怎麼把這法兒拿出在我面前使?」大聖道:「何為分身法?」老魔道:「為甚麼先砍你一刀不動,如今砍你一刀,就是兩個人?」大聖笑道:「妖怪,你切莫害怕。砍上一萬刀,還你二萬個人。」老魔道:「你這猴兒,你只會分身,不會收身。你若有本事收做一個,打我一棍去罷。」大聖道:「不許說謊,你要砍三刀,只砍了我兩刀。教我打一棍,若打了棍半,就不姓孫。」老魔道:「正是,正是。」
好大聖,就把身摟上來,打個滾,依然一個身子,掣棒劈頭就打。那老魔舉刀架住道:「潑猴無禮,甚麼樣個哭喪棒,敢上門打人?」大聖喝道:「你若問我這條棍,天上地下都有名聲。」老魔道:「怎見名聲?」他道:
「棒是九轉鑌鐵煉,老君親手爐中煅。
禹王求得號神珍,四海八河為定驗。
中間星斗暗鋪陳,兩頭箝裹黃金片。
花紋密佈鬼神驚,上造龍紋與鳳篆。
名號靈陽棒一條,深藏海藏人難見。
成形變化要飛騰,飄颻五色霞光現。
老孫得道取歸山,無窮變化多經驗。
時間要大甕來粗,或小些微如鐵線。
粗如南岳細如針,長短隨吾心意變。
輕輕舉動彩雲生,亮亮飛騰如閃電。
攸攸冷氣逼人寒,條條殺霧空中現。
降龍伏虎謹隨身,天涯海角都遊遍。
曾將此棍鬧天宮,威風打散蟠桃宴。
天王賭鬥未曾贏,哪吒對敵難交戰。
棍打諸神沒躲藏,天兵十萬都逃竄。
雷霆眾將護靈霄,飛身打上通明殿。
掌朝天使盡皆忙,護駕仙卿俱攪亂。
舉棒掀翻北斗宮,回首振開南極院。
金闕天皇見棍兇,特請如來與我見。
兵家勝敗自如然,困苦災危無可辨。
整整挨排五百年,虧了南海菩薩勸。
大唐有個出家僧,對天發下洪誓願。
枉死城中度鬼魂,靈山會上求經卷。
西方一路有妖魔,行動甚是不方便。
已知鐵棒世無雙,央我途中為侶伴。
邪魔湯著赴幽冥,肉化紅塵骨化麵。
處處妖精棒下亡,論萬成千無打算。
上方擊壞斗牛宮,下方壓損森羅殿。
天將曾將九曜追,地府打傷催命判。
半空丟下振山川,勝如太歲新華劍。
全憑此棍保唐僧,天下妖魔都打遍。」
那魔聞言,戰兢兢捨著性命,舉刀就砍;猴王笑吟吟使鐵棒前迎。他兩個先時在洞前撐持,然後跳起去,都在半空裡廝殺。這一場好殺:
天河定底神珍棒,棒名如意世間高。誇稱手段魔頭惱,大捍刀擎法力豪。門外爭持還可近,空中賭鬥怎相饒。一個隨心更面目,一個立地長身腰。殺得滿天雲氣重,遍野霧飄颻。那一個幾番立意吃三藏,這一個廣施法力保唐朝。都因佛祖傳經典,邪正分明恨苦交。
那老魔與大聖鬥經二十餘合,不分輸贏。
原來八戒在底下見他兩個戰到好處,忍不住掣鈀架風,跳將起去,望妖魔劈臉就築。那魔慌了。不知八戒是個虎頭性子,冒冒失失的諕人。他只道嘴長耳大,手硬鈀兇,敗了陣,丟了刀,回頭就走。大聖喝道:「趕上,趕上。」這獃子仗著威風,舉著釘鈀,即忙趕下怪去。老魔見他趕的相近,在坡前立定,迎著風頭,幌一幌現了原身,張開大口,就要來吞八戒。八戒害怕,急抽身往草裡一鑽,也管不得荊針棘刺,也顧不得刮破頭疼,戰兢兢的在草裡聽著梆聲。隨後行者趕到,那怪也張口來吞,卻中了他的機關,收了鐵棒,迎將上去,被老魔一口吞之。諕得個獃子在草裡囊囊咄咄的埋怨道:「這個弼馬溫,不識進退。那怪來吃你,你如何不走,反去迎他!這一口吞在肚中,今日還是個和尚,明日就是個大恭也。」那魔得勝而去,這獃子才鑽出草來,溜回舊路。
卻說三藏在那山坡下正與沙僧盼望,只見八戒喘呵呵的跑來。三藏大驚道:「八戒,你怎麼這等狼狽?悟空如何不見?」獃子哭哭啼啼道:「師兄被妖精一口吞下肚去了。」三藏聽言,諕倒在地,半晌間跌腳拳胸道:「徒弟呀,只說你善會降妖,領我西天見佛,怎知今日死於此怪之手。苦哉,苦哉!我弟子同眾的功勞,如今都化作塵土矣。」那師父十分苦痛。你看那獃子,他也不來勸解師父,卻叫:「沙和尚,你拿將行李來,我兩個分了罷。」沙僧道:「二哥,分怎的?」八戒道:「分開了,各人散火:你往流沙河,還去吃人;我往高老莊,看看我渾家。將白馬賣了,與師父買個壽器送終。」長老氣呼呼的聞得此言,叫皇天,放聲大哭。且不題。
卻說那老魔吞了行者,以為得計,徑回本洞,眾妖迎問出戰之功。老魔道:「拿了一個來了。」二魔喜道:「哥哥拿的是誰?」老魔道:「是孫行者。」二魔道:「拿在何處?」老魔道:「被我一口吞在腹中哩。」第三個魔頭大驚道:「大哥啊,我就不曾吩咐你,孫行者不中吃。」那大聖在肚裡道:「忒中吃,又禁饑,再不得餓。」慌得那小妖道:「大王,不好了,孫行者在你肚裡說話哩。」老魔道:「怕他說話,有本事吃了他,沒本事擺佈他不成?你們快去燒些鹽白湯,等我灌下肚去,把他噦出來,慢慢的煎了吃酒。」小妖真個沖了半盆鹽湯。老怪一飲而乾,洼著口,著實一嘔;那大聖在肚裡生了根,動也不動。卻又攔著喉嚨,往外又吐,吐得頭暈眼花,黃膽都破了;行者越發不動。老魔喘息了,叫聲:「孫行者,你不出來?」行者道:「早哩,正好不出來哩!」老魔道:「你怎麼不出?」行者道:「你這妖精甚不通變。我自做和尚,十分淡薄,如今秋涼,我還穿個單直裰。這肚裡倒暖,又不透風,等我住過冬才好出來。」
眾妖聽說,都道:「大王,孫行者要在你肚裡過冬哩。」老魔道:「他要過冬,我就打起禪來,使個搬運法,一冬不吃飯,就餓殺那弼馬溫。」大聖道:「我兒子,你不知事。老孫保唐僧取經,從廣裡過,帶了個摺疊鍋兒,進來煮雜碎吃。將你這裡邊的肝、腸、肚、肺,細細兒受用,還夠盤纏到清明哩。」那二魔大驚道:「哥啊,這猴子他幹得出來。」三魔道:「哥啊,吃了雜碎也罷,不知在那裡支鍋?」行者道:「三叉骨上好支鍋。」三魔道:「不好了,假若支起鍋,燒動火煙,煼到鼻孔裡,打嚏噴麼?」行者笑道:「沒事,等老孫把金箍棒往頂門裡一搠,搠個窟窿:一則當天窗,二來當煙洞。」
老魔聽說,雖說不怕,卻也心驚,只得硬著膽叫:「兄弟們,莫怕。把我那藥酒拿來,等我吃幾鍾下去,把猴兒藥殺了罷。」行者暗笑道:「老孫五百年前大鬧天宮時,吃老君丹、玉皇酒、王母桃及鳳髓龍肝,那樣東西我不曾吃過?是甚麼藥酒,敢來藥我?」那小妖真個將藥酒篩了兩壺,滿滿斟了一鍾,遞與老魔。老魔接在手中,大聖在肚裡就聞得酒香,道:「不要與他吃。」好大聖,把頭一扭,變做個喇叭口子,張在他喉嚨之下。那怪嘓的嚥下,被行者嘓的接吃了。第二鍾嚥下,被行者嘓的又接吃了。一連吃了七八鍾,都是他接吃了。老魔放下鍾道:「不吃了。這酒常時吃兩鍾,腹中如火;卻才吃了七八鍾,臉上紅也不紅!」
原來這大聖吃不多酒,接了他七八鍾吃了,在肚裡撒起酒風來:不住的支架子、跌四平、踢飛腳、抓住肝花打鞦韆、豎蜻蜓、翻根頭、亂舞。那怪物疼痛難禁,倒在地下。
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