Chapter 72

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Chapter 72

It was on that very day that Song Jiang, in the Hall of Loyalty and Righteousness, divided the men who would go to see the lanterns: "I will go with Shi Jin; Lu Zhishen with Wu Song; Zhu Tong with Liu Tang. Only these four parties are to go; the rest will remain to guard the stronghold." Li Kui at once said, "They say the lanterns in Dongjing are fine. I want to go and see them for myself." Song Jiang said, "How can you go?" Li Kui insisted stubbornly on going, and there was no way to dissuade him. Song Jiang said, "Since you are determined to go, you must not cause trouble. Disguise yourself as my attendant and come with me." He also ordered Yan Qing to go along, to keep Li Kui company.

Let it be told to the reader: Song Jiang was a man with a tattooed face—how could he go to the capital? It was only after the divine physician An Daoquan had joined the band that he applied a drug to remove the ink, and afterward treated him with fine medicine, so that red scars formed. Then he took precious gold and beautiful jade, ground them to a fine powder, and had it applied daily, so that the marks naturally faded away. The medical texts say: "Beautiful jade erases blemishes"—this is precisely the meaning.

That day they first had Shi Jin and Mu Hong disguise themselves as traveling merchants and depart. Next they had Lu Zhishen and Wu Song disguise themselves as itinerant monks and depart. After that, Song Jiang, Zhu Tong, and Liu Tang also disguised themselves as traveling merchants and departed. Each man wore a sword at his waist, carried a broad-blade knife, and concealed weapons on his person—there is no need to dwell on this.

Now Song Jiang and Chai Jin disguised themselves as leisurely officials. They also had Dai Zong disguise himself as a dispatch-bearer and go along, so that in case of any urgent news he could fly back with a report. Li Kui and Yan Qing disguised themselves as attendants, each carrying luggage as they descended the mountain. The other chieftains all saw them off at Golden Sands Beach with a farewell banquet. The military advisor Wu Yong gave repeated instructions to Li Kui: "When you usually go down the mountain, you always manage to cause trouble. This time you are going with our brother to see the lanterns in Dongjing—it is not like ordinary times. On the road you must not drink wine. Be extremely careful and mindful, and you must not act according to your usual temperament. If you cause any offense, it will be hard for your brothers to meet, and we will find it difficult to gather together again." Li Kui said, "You need not trouble yourself, Military Advisor. This time I will not cause trouble at all."

They parted and set out on their way, passing through Jizhou, Tengzhou, Shanzhou, and Caozhou, until ahead they looked toward the Wanshou Gate of Dongjing. There they found an inn and settled in for the night. Song Jiang and Chai Jin discussed their plans. It was now the eleventh day of the first month. Song Jiang said, "Tomorrow during the day, I absolutely dare not enter the city. Not until the night of the fourteenth day of the first month, when the crowds are bustling and noisy, will it be possible to enter the city." Chai Jin said, "Tomorrow I and Yan Qing will first enter the city to scout the way." Song Jiang said, "Excellent." The next day, Chai Jin put on a neat and proper set of clothes, a fresh scarf on his head, and clean shoes and socks on his feet. Yan Qing was dressed even more handsomely. The two left the inn and, observing the households outside the city, saw that every family was bustling and every home was noisy, all making arrangements to celebrate the Lantern Festival, each creating scenes of peace and prosperity. When they reached the city gate, no one stopped them. Truly it was a magnificent sight, this place called Dongjing. And what was it like?

The prefecture was called Bian Water; the city was named Kaifeng.

It wound along the lands of Wu and Chu, stretching across the borders of Qi and Lu.

Its mountains and rivers formed a strategic position, a vital crossing between water and land.

Yu the Great mapped it as Yuzhou; the Zhou kings enfeoffed it as the land of Zheng.

It lay in layers like the form of a crouching ox, occupying the central position of Wu and Ji in the heavens above;

It rose towering like the shape of a crouching tiger, resembling the twenty-eight constellations of the celestial sphere.

On Golden Bright Pool stood the three-spring willows; by the Little Garden City grew the four-season flowers.

It was a land where ten thousand li of dragons transformed and changed, a place where four hundred prefectures converged.

Hazy auspuous clouds enveloped the purple pavilions; warm and gentle fortunate vapors shone upon the towers and terraces.

Chai Jin and Yan Qing entered the city and walked along the Imperial Street, strolling about to take in the sights. They passed the East China Gate and saw people in brocaded robes and flowered caps coming and going in great numbers, each wearing distinctive garments, seated in teahouses and wine shops. Chai Jin led Yan Qing to a small wine shop along the street, where they took a private room overlooking the street. Leaning on the railing, they observed that many palace guards came and went from within the palace, each wearing a sprig of emerald leaf flowers tucked into their hair beside their caps. Chai Jin called Yan Qing over and whispered in his ear: "Do exactly as I tell you." Yan Qing was the sort who needed no further explanation. He hurried downstairs at once. Just as he came out of the shop, he happened to encounter an older palace guard. Yan Qing greeted him with a bow. The man said, "You're a stranger to me. I don't believe we've met." Yan Qing said, "My master is an old friend of the Inspector. He sent me to invite you." The guard's surname happened to be Wang. Yan Qing said, "Could it be that you are Inspector Zhang?" The man said, "My surname is Wang." Yan Qing replied without missing a beat, "That's right—I was sent to invite Inspector Wang. In my haste and confusion, I forgot the name." Inspector Wang followed Yan Qing upstairs. Yan Qing raised the curtain and said to Chai Jin, "I've brought Inspector Wang." Yan Qing took the ceremonial object from him. Chai Jin invited him into the private room, and they exchanged courtesies. Inspector Wang looked at Chai Jin for a long time but did not recognize him. He said, "Forgive my poor eyesight—I've forgotten you. Since you've been kind enough to send for me, may I ask your name?" Chai Jin smiled and said, "We were childhood friends, but I cannot say more for now. Think carefully, brother." He then ordered wine and meat to be brought so they could drink together. The waiter laid out dishes, fruits, and delicacies. Yan Qing poured the wine and urged him to drink with warm hospitality. After they had drunk several cups, Chai Jin asked, "What is the meaning of that sprig of emerald flowers on your head?" Inspector Wang replied, "His Majesty is celebrating the Lantern Festival. We palace guards, both inner and outer, number twenty-four companies, some five thousand seven or eight hundred men in all. Each of us has been given a padded jacket and a sprig of emerald leaf gold flowers, with a small gold plaque engraved with the four words 'Rejoice with the People.' For this reason, we wait here daily to be inspected. If one has the palace flower and the brocaded jacket, one may enter the inner palace." Chai Jin said, "I did not know that." After a few more cups, Chai Jin called to Yan Qing, "Go and fetch me a cup of hot wine." Before long, the wine arrived. Chai Jin then rose and raised a cup to Inspector Wang, saying, "After you drink this toast from me, I shall reveal my name." Inspector Wang said, "Truly I cannot recall you. I beg you to tell your name." Inspector Wang took the cup and drained it. No sooner had he finished than saliva ran from his mouth, his feet left the ground, and he toppled over onto the bench. Chai Jin quickly removed his own cap, clothes, boots, and socks, then stripped Inspector Wang of his brocaded jacket, leggings, shoes, and the like. He put them all on himself, donned the flowered cap, took the ceremonial object, and instructed Yan Qing, "When the waiter comes, just say the Inspector is drunk and the official has not yet returned." Yan Qing said, "No need to instruct me—I'll think of something to say."

Now, Chai Jin left the wine shop and went straight to the East China Gate to view the inner palace. Truly it was a paradise on earth. He saw:

Auspicious clouds enshrouding the phoenix towers,

Blessed mists veiling the dragon halls.

Glazed tiles laid like mandarin ducks,

Tortoise-shell curtains hung with emeralds.

The Zhengyang Gate opens straight to the Imperial Way,

The Long Court Palace bows reverently to the Purple Wall.

The Armillary Sphere Terrace charts the stars and constellations,

The Waiting Court separates the civil and martial officials.

The walls are coated with pepper-powder plaster,

And slender green willows brush the soaring eaves;

The halls are ringed with balustrades,

And clusters of purple flowers greet the imperial carriage.

One might suspect oneself on Penglai Island,

Or imagine one's spirit roaming the Tusita Heaven.

Chai Jin went into the inner precincts. Whenever he passed a gate, because of his proper attire, no one stopped him. He went straight to the Purple Palace Court and then past the Literary Virtue Hall. The doors of each hall were locked with golden locks, and he could not enter. He then passed the Gathering Radiance Hall and turned in from the side of the hall to reach a smaller hall. Above the door, in gold characters, was inscribed "Hall of Wise Reflection"—this was the place where His Majesty read books. On the side, a vermilion-painted lattice window stood open. Chai Jin slipped inside and saw that directly before him was spread the imperial throne, and on the tables on either side lay the four treasures of the study: ivory brush tubes, flowered paper, dragon ink, and Duan inkstones. The bookshelves were filled with volumes of every kind, each tagged with ivory labels. On the screen directly ahead, painted in layered blues and greens, was a map of the unified realm of mountains and rivers. He turned behind the screen and saw, on a plain white screen, the names of the Four Great Bandits written in His Majesty's own hand:

Song Jiang of Shandong

Wang庆 of Huai西

Tian Hu of Hebei

Fang La of Jiangnan

Chai Jin looked at the names of the four great bandits and thought to himself, "The state has been harassed by us, so they bear us in mind and have written the names here." He then drew a hidden weapon from his side and began to carve out the four characters "Shandong Song Jiang." Hastily he left the hall, and soon people came in pursuit. Chai Jin then departed the inner garden, exited the Donghua Gate, and returned to the wine shop. When he looked at Wang Banzhi, he had not yet awakened. As before, he placed the brocade garment, flowered cap, and other items of dress inside the compartment. Chai Jin put his own clothes back on, called for Yan Qing and the tavern keeper to settle the wine bill, and gave the remaining dozen strings of cash to the tavern keeper as a tip. As he was about to descend the stairs, he instructed, "His Honor Wang and I are brothers. Just now he was drunk, so I went to the inner palace in his place to answer the roll call and have returned. He is not yet awake. I live outside the city wall and fear I may miss the closing of the city gate. The remaining money is all for you. His official garments and numbered clothes are all here." The tavern keeper said, "Sir, please rest assured. We men and women will attend to him ourselves." Chai Jin and Yan Qing left the wine shop and went straight out through the Wanshou Gate. Wang Banzhi did not get up until late in the evening. He found his garments and flowered cap all there, but did not know what it meant. The tavern keeper relayed what Chai Jin had said. Wang Banzhi was dazed as if still drunk and returned home. The next day someone came to tell him: "The four characters 'Shandong Song Jiang' have disappeared from the Ruisi Palace. Today all the gates are guarded as tightly as an iron bucket. Everyone passing in and out is being interrogated thoroughly." Wang Banzhi knew in his heart what had happened, but he dared not speak of it.

Now let us return to Chai Jin, who went back to the inn and told Song Jiang in detail how he had gone into the inner palace and taken the imperial inscription of the four characters "Shandong Song Jiang," the great bandit. After showing them to Song Jiang, Song Jiang sighed without end. On the evening of the fourteenth, the bright moon rose from the east, and there were not a single cloud in the sky. Song Jiang and Chai Jin dressed as idle officials, Dai Zong dressed as a clerk, and Yan Qing dressed as a page boy. They left Li Kui to watch the room. The four of them mingled with the community fire procession and made their way noisily through the Fengqiu Gate. They strolled through all six streets and three markets, and indeed the night was warm and the breeze gentle—perfect for recreation. Turning onto Horse Street, they found every household had erected lantern stands in front of their doors, competing to hang lanterns and torches that shone as brightly as daylight. Indeed, above and below the towers, fire illuminated fire; among the passing horses and carriages, people watched people. The four turned onto Imperial Street and saw rows of signs advertising music and pleasure houses on both sides. Coming to the middle, they saw a house with a green cloth curtain hung outside and a mottled bamboo screen inside, flanked by windows of green silk gauze on both sides. Outside hung two placards, each bearing five characters, which read: "A goddess of song and dance, a queen of romance and moonlight." When Song Jiang saw this, he entered a nearby teahouse to have some tea and asked the tea master, "Whose house is the courtesan at ahead?" The tea master replied, "This is the head of the Imperial Music Bureau of the Eastern Capital, called Li Shishi." Song Jiang said, "Could she be the one who is on intimate terms with the Emperor?" The master said, "Do not speak so loudly. Ears and eyes are near." Song Jiang then called Yan Qing and whispered in his ear, "I wish to see Li Shishi and conduct some business in secret. You must find a subtle way to get inside. I will wait here drinking tea for you." Song Jiang then drank tea with Chai Jin and Dai Zong in the teahouse.

Now let us tell of Yan Qing, who went straight to Li Shishi's door, lifted the green cloth curtain, raised the mottled bamboo screen, and entered the middle gate. He saw a mandarin duck lamp hanging, and below it an elephant-hide incense table on which stood an ancient bronze hill censer of the Bo Shan type, from which incense smoke issued in a fine stream. On the two walls hung four landscape paintings by famous masters, with four elephant-hide folding chairs arranged beneath. Seeing no one come out, Yan Qing turned into the inner chamber, which was a large reception room furnished with three small beds of carved fragrant nanmu wood inlaid with flowers, covered with purple brocade mattresses patterned with falling flowers and flowing water, hung with a fine jade-framed lamp, and adorned with rare curios of every kind. Yan Qing gave a light cough, and from behind a screen emerged a maid. She saw Yan Qing, made a curtsy, and asked, "What is your honorable surname, sir, and where do you come from?" Yan Qing said, "I would trouble you, sister, to ask your mistress to come out. I have something to say to her." The maid, Mei Xiang, went inside and after a while the old madam, Mother Li, came out. Yan Qing invited her to sit and bowed four times to the ground. Mother Li asked, "What is your honorable surname, young man?" Yan Qing replied, "You have forgotten me, Mother. I am the son of Zhang Yi, called Zhang Xian. I have been away from home since childhood and have only just returned." Now in this world, the surnames Zhang, Li, and Wang are the most common. The old procuress pondered for a long while, and moreover it was by lamplight, so she could not look at people clearly. Suddenly she remembered and cried out, "Are you not Little Zhang Xian from under the太平 Bridge? Where have you been all this time? You have not come to visit for ages." Yan Qing said, "I have been away from home all this while and unable to come pay my respects. Now I serve a guest from Shandong who possesses great wealth beyond reckoning. He is the foremost rich man from south of the Yan Mountains to north of the Yellow River. He has come here for four reasons: first, to enjoy the Lantern Festival; second, to visit relatives in the capital; third, to conduct trade with his goods here; and fourth, to request an audience with your lady. I would not presume to speak of going in and out of your house. I only beg that he might share a cup of wine with her and be satisfied. I do not boast, but that man truly possesses thousands of taels of gold and silver, which he wishes to present to your household." The old procuress was a greedy woman who loved nothing but gold and silver. Hearing Yan Qing's speech, her interest was aroused at once. She hastily called Li Shishi to come out and be introduced to Yan Qing. Seen by lamplight, her beauty was truly exquisite. When Yan Qing saw her, he bowed to the ground at once. There is a poem as proof:

In the prime of her years, her fame and price top the pleasure quarters,

Her jade-like features and flower-like face have few equals.

All admire that the Supreme One has once pressed her body,

Why should a brave man hesitate to bow his head?

The old madam told her the whole story. Li Shishi asked, "Where is the gentleman now?" Yan Qing replied, "Just across the street in the teahouse." Li Shishi then said, "Please invite him over for some tea." Yan Qing said, "Without your permission, I would not presume to bring him in." The old madam said, "Go quickly and bring him." Yan Qing went straight to the teahouse and whispered the news to them. Zong Dai paid the tea master what they owed, and the three of them followed Yan Qing directly to Li Shishi's residence. They entered through the middle gate and were received, then ushered into the main guest seat. Li Shishi came forward with her hands clasped and inquired after their health, saying, "Earlier, Zhang Xian spoke much of great culture, and now you honor me with your presence—my humble chamber is graced by your light." Song Jiang replied, "We are but rustic villagers from the mountains, ignorant and uncultured; to behold your beauty is the greatest fortune of my life." Li Shishi then invited them to be seated. She looked at Chai Jin and asked, "Who is this gentleman?" Song Jiang said, "This is my cousin, Ye Xunjian." He then told Zong Dai to pay his respects to Li Shishi. Song Jiang and Chai Jin sat on the left as guests, while Li Shishi sat on the right as host. A serving woman brought tea, and Li Shishi personally changed the cups for Song Jiang, Chai Jin, Zong Dai, and Yan Qing. Needless to say, the tea was exquisite in fragrance. After the tea was finished and the cups and trays were cleared, they were about to speak freely when the serving woman came to announce: "His Majesty has arrived at the rear." Li Shishi said, "Truly, I cannot keep you here any longer. Tomorrow His Majesty will visit the Shangqing Palace and is certain not to come. Please all of you come here again, and we shall share a few cups together." Song Jiang assented repeatedly and took his three companions out. They left Li Shishi's residence, passed through the Little Imperial Street, and went straight to the Tianhan Bridge to view the Ao Tower. As they passed in front of Fan Tower, they heard the blaring of reed pipes and the thunderous clamor of drums and music from above, the dazzling lights catching every eye, and the crowds of revelers thick as ants. Song Jiang and Chai Jin also went up into Fan Tower, found a private room, and ordered some wine and food. They too enjoyed the lanterns and drank wine upstairs. After only a few cups, they heard someone singing in the next room:

"A heroic spirit soars piercing the Dipper and Ox stars,

Yet great deeds remain unrewarded.

With the three-foot Dragon Spring sword in hand,

I swear I shall not rest till the wicked are struck down!"

Song Jiang, upon hearing this, hurried over to look and found "Nine-Dragon" Shi Jin and "No Barriers" Mu Hong in the room, heavily drunk and shouting wild words. Song Jiang stepped forward and scolded them: "You two brothers nearly frightened me to death! Quickly settle the wine bill and get out at once! It is only by luck that I found you—if the constables had heard you, this would have been a disaster of no small measure. Who would have thought that you two brothers could be so reckless and crude! Leave the city at once, do not delay. Tomorrow, after viewing the main lanterns, return through the night. That would be best—do not let things come to ruin!" Shi Jin and Mu Hong said nothing. They called the innkeeper and paid the wine bill. The two of them went downstairs and made straight for the city gates. Song Jiang and his four companions drank a few more cups, slightly adding to their pleasure. Zong Dai settled the wine bill, and the four of them brushed their sleeves and went downstairs. They went straight to Wan Shou Gate and knocked on the door of the inn. Li Kui opened his bleary eyes and said to Song Jiang, "Big brother, if you weren't going to bring me along, so be it. But since you did, you left me here to watch the room—I'm bored out of my mind! You all went off to have a good time!" Song Jiang said, "It is because of your unruly nature and ugly face. If I had brought you into the city, I feared it would bring disaster." Li Kui said, "If you weren't going to take me, then don't! When have I ever frightened anyone's children or elders?" Song Jiang said, "I will take you in tomorrow night, the fifteenth, to see the main lanterns. After that, we return through the night." Li Kui laughed heartily.

After a night had passed, the next day was the Lantern Festival, and the sky was beautifully clear. As evening approached, those celebrating the Lantern Festival were beyond counting. An ancient poet wrote a song to the tune of "Spring in the Crimson Capital" describing the Lantern Festival scene:

The season of harmony is first announced,

As auspicious mist clears and bright colors return,

And the Star Capital welcomes spring early.

Green canopies race each other in flight,

Jade bridles contend in their gallop,

All saying the Ao Tower's colored lights are woven like the Isle of Immortals.

As evening falls, twin dragons bear the radiance aloft.

Upon the crimson cloud tower, beneath the red mushroom canopy,

All gaze upward toward the imperial countenance.

Faintly on the wind come the strains of the emperor's music,

Celebrating the jade palace's shared delight, where the immortals gather together.

The imperial fragrance drifts in winding waves,

And the world below breaks into laughter and joy.

A single small star ball,

Gradually the whistling sound fades into silence.

The revelers return beneath the moon,

While the immortal realm remains unawakened by dawn.

That night, together with Chai Jin, Song Jiang once again disguised himself as an idle, carefree official. Leading Dai Zong, Li Kui, and Yan Qing, the five of them made their way straight through the Wanshou Gate. Although there was no curfew that night, the soldiers and officers at every gate were fully armed and armored, their caps and sashes in proper military fashion, bows strung with arrows, swords drawn from their sheaths—arrayed with the utmost discipline. Grand Marshal Gao personally led five thousand armored cavalry to patrol the city walls. Song Jiang and his companions pushed and squeezed their way through the crowds until they entered the city. First, Song Jiang called Yan Qing aside and whispered in his ear: "Do thus and so for me, and wait for me at the tea house that night."

Yan Qing went straight to Li Shishi's house and knocked on the door. Granny Li and the head of the Li household both came out to receive him and said, "Please convey our apologies to the gentleman. The Emperor comes here privately from time to time, and how could our family dare to be remiss?" Yan Qing said, "My master has repeatedly asked me to convey his respects to you, Madam, and to engage the services of the Flower Champion. Our land in Shandong is remote and out of the way, and we have nothing of particular rarity. Even if we produce some local goods, they would likely not be to your liking. He merely instructed me to deliver first a hundred taels of gold as a preliminary gift. Later, there will be rare items to present as further tribute." Granny Li asked, "Where is the gentleman now?" Yan Qing said, "He is waiting at the lane entrance for me to deliver the gift, and then we will go together to view the lanterns." Now, a procuress of this world loves nothing more than money and wealth. When Yan Qing produced two ingots of gold glowing like red-hot coals and placed them before her, how could her heart not be moved? She said, "Tonight is the Lantern Festival, and we mother and daughter were just about to have a few cups at home. If the gentleman would not think it beneath him, he is most welcome to our humble home for a brief visit." Yan Qing said, "I will go invite him—he will surely come." Having said this, he turned back to the tea house, reported these words to Song Jiang, and then they all proceeded to Li Shishi's house.

Song Jiang told Dai Zong and Li Kui to wait at the gate. The three of them entered and sat in the main reception hall. Li Shishi received them and bowed in thanks, saying, "Since we first met, sir, why have you bestowed such generous gifts? To refuse would be discourteous, yet to accept is too much." Song Jiang replied, "In our remote village, we have nothing of rarity. These are merely small tokens to express my feelings—surely not worthy of thanks from the Flower Champion." Li Shishi invited them into a small chamber, where they sat as guest and host. Nursemaids and serving girls brought out rare and precious fruits, exquisitely prepared vegetables, unusual side dishes, and sumptuous delicacies, all served on wrought-metal vessels, spread across a spring banquet table. Li Shishi raised her cup and bowed, saying, "It must be fate from a former life that we meet tonight, two gentlemen. These humble cups and dishes are offered to honor you." Song Jiang said, "Though in my mountain village I have had considerable wealth, I have never seen such opulence. The Flower Champion's grace and fame resound throughout the world; to request even a single audience is as difficult as ascending to heaven—how much more to receive food and wine from your own hand." Li Shishi said, "The gentleman flatters me too much—how could I deserve such praise?" After they had urged each other through several rounds of wine, the nursemaid was called to pour the rounds in small golden cups. Whenever Li Shishi spoke of clever and fashionable things on the streets, it was Chai Jin who responded, while Yan Qing stood to the side, chiming in with laughter.

After several rounds of wine, Song Jiang grew loose-tongued, rolling up his sleeves and gesturing about, revealing the manners of Liangshan Marsh. Chai Jin laughed and said, "My cousin has always been like this after drinking—please do not laugh, madam." Li Shishi said, "Each person has their own nature—what harm is there?" A maidservant said, "There are two attendants at the gate. One has a yellow beard and looks so frightfully fierce—he is muttering and cursing outside." Song Jiang said, "Call those two in." Dai Zong then led Li Kui into the chamber. Li Kui saw Song Jiang and Chai Jin sitting face to face drinking with Li Shishi, and already he was half-consumed with rage. He glared at the three of them with his round, fierce eyes. Li Shishi asked, "Who is this fellow? He looks exactly like the little demon standing before the Judge in a temple of the Earth God." Everyone laughed. Li Kui did not understand what she had said. Song Jiang replied, "This is my household servant, Little Li." Li Shishi smiled and said, "It does not matter to me, but I fear I have insulted the great scholar Li Bai." Song Jiang said, "This fellow does have martial skill—he can carry a load of two or three hundred catties and fight off thirty or fifty men." Li Shishi called for large silver cups of reward wine, and each was given three cups. Dai Zong also drank three cups. Yan Qing, fearing Li Kui might say something inappropriate, first arranged for him and Dai Zong to go and sit outside the gate. Song Jiang said, "A great man drinks wine—why use small cups?" He took the large reward cup and drank several cups in succession. Li Shishi sang softly a lyric by Su Dongpo, "The great river flows east." Riding the excitement of the wine, Song Jiang asked for paper and brush, ground the ink thick, dipped the brush full, spread open the decorated stationery, and said to Li Shishi, "This unworthy one has rashly composed a lyric to pour out the pent-up feelings in his bosom, and presents it to the Flower Champion for her esteemed hearing." At that moment, Song Jiang set brush to paper and composed a lyric in the yuefu style, which read:

From the south of heaven to the north of earth,

I ask: in all the universe, where can a wild guest find a place?

I have borrowed the misty waters of Shandong's stronghold

To come and buy the spring splendor of the phoenix city.

Fragrant sleeves enclose her perfume,

Silken gauze veils her snow-white skin—

A single smile is worth a thousand pieces of gold.

With the form of an immortal,

How could a fickle heart ever deserve her?

I think of the reed-leaf shoals,

The smartweed-flowering islets,

Where the bright moon shines in vain upon the azure sky.

Six rows of six wild geese, joined by eight or nine more—

All awaiting the golden rooster's message.

A righteousness that envelops the sky,

A loyalty that covers the land,

Yet no one in the four seas knows me.

Ten thousand kinds of sorrowful longing—

In a single night in the land of wine, my hair turns white.

Having finished, he handed it to Li Shishi, who read it over and over but could not grasp its meaning. Song Jiang only waited for her to ask the details, intending to confide his innermost feelings to her, when the nursemaid came to report: "His Majesty has arrived by the secret passage and is at the back gate." Li Shishi said hastily, "I cannot see you off far—please forgive me." She went herself to the back gate to receive the Emperor. The nursemaid and the maidservants hurriedly cleared away the cups and dishes, carried off the table, and swept the pavilion clean. Song Jiang and the others had not yet come out; they had slipped into the shadows and watched as Li Shishi bowed before the Emperor and inquired after his health, saying that the Son of Heaven must be fatigued. The Emperor, wearing a soft silk Tang turban and a robe embroidered with coiled dragons, said: "We returned just now from the Palace of Upper Purity. We have ordered the Crown Prince to bestow the imperial wine upon the populace at the Tower of Proclaimed Virtue, and have directed our younger brother to make purchases at the Thousand-Step Corridor. We had arranged to meet Commandant Yang, but he has long failed to appear, so We have come in person. Let Your Ladyship come forward and speak with Us." Song Jiang said in the darkness, "This is a missed opportunity—another chance will be hard to come by. Why don't the three of us seize this moment to request an amnesty edict?" Chai Jin said, "How can that be done? Even if he agrees now, he may change his mind later." The three were still conferring in the shadows when it was reported that Li Kui, seeing Song Jiang and Chai Jin drinking wine with that beautiful woman while he and Dai Zong were left to guard the door, felt the hairs on his head stand on end and his belly seethed with fury, looking for an outlet. Just then Commandant Yang lifted the curtain, pushed open the door, and walked straight in. Seeing Li Kui, he shouted, "Who are you, fellow? How dare you be here?" Li Kui did not answer. He seized a folding chair and hurled it at Commandant Yang's face. Yang was caught off guard and could not react in time; the two chairs crashed to the floor. Dai Zong tried to intervene, but there was no stopping Li Kui. He tore down a hanging scroll, lit it from the candle, and set fires left and right, smashing the incense stands, tables, chairs, and stools to pieces. Song Jiang and the other two, hearing the commotion, rushed out to see "Black Whirlwind" stripped to the waist, wreaking havoc. The four of them dragged him out the door, but Li Kui snatched a staff from the street and fought his way straight out onto the Imperial Avenue. Seeing his fury was fully roused, Song Jiang had no choice but to leave with Chai Jin and Dai Zong, rushing ahead out of the city for fear the gates would be closed and they would be trapped, leaving only Yan Qing to keep watch over him. The fire at Li Shishi's house sent His Majesty fleeing like a wisp of smoke. The neighbors rushed to put out the fire and to rescue Commandant Yang—of this, no more need be said. The cry of killing rose throughout the earth-shakingly. Grand Marshal Gao, on patrol at the North Gate, heard the news and led his troops in pursuit. As Yan Qing fought alongside Li Kui, they ran into Mu Hong and Shi Jin. The four of them, each wielding spear or staff, fought side by side all the way to the city wall. The gate soldiers were about to close the gate when Lu Zhishen outside swung his massive iron monk's staff, Wu Song brandished his twin monk's sabers, Zhu Tong and Liu Geng drew their broad-bladed swords, and they charged into the city, rescuing the four inside. They had barely passed through the gate when Grand Marshal Gao's troops arrived outside the city. The eight chieftains, not seeing Song Jiang, Chai Jin, and Dai Zong, were growing anxious.

In fact, the strategist Wu Yong had long known this would happen—he had planned the great rampage in the Eastern Capital. Having fixed the hour and the day, he had dispatched five tiger generals leading a thousand armored cavalry. They arrived outside the Eastern Capital that very night, just in time to meet Song Jiang, Chai Jin, and Dai Zong. The horses that had been brought along were empty, so they mounted at once, and the others arrived shortly after. Just as they were all mounting, Li Kui was nowhere to be seen. Grand Marshal Gao's troops charged out. Song Jiang's five tiger generals—Guan Sheng, Lin Chong, Qin Ming, Hu Yanzhuo, and Dong Ping—galloped to the city wall and halted their horses at the moat's edge, shouting at the top of their lungs: "The outlaws of Liangshan Marsh are here in full force! Surrender the city at once, and we will spare your lives!" Grand Marshal Gao, hearing this, did not dare to sally forth. In haste he ordered the drawbridge lowered, and his troops manned the walls in defense. Song Jiang then called Yan Qing and instructed him: "You and the dark fellow are the best of friends—wait for him a little, and come along with him afterwards. I and the army generals will return at once, marching through the night back to the stronghold, lest there be other complications on the road."

Let us leave Song Jiang and his army. Yan Qing stood beneath the eaves of a house and watched as Li Kui took his luggage from the inn, seized his twin axes, let out a great roar, leaped out the door, and set off alone to attack the city of the Eastern Capital. Indeed—his voice was thunder leaving the inn, his great axe raised to split the city gates. How exactly "Black Whirlwind" Li Kui went to attack the city, let us listen to the next chapter.

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  話說當日宋江在忠義堂上分撥去看燈人數:「我與柴進一路,史進與穆弘一路,魯智深與武松一路,朱仝與劉唐一路。只此四路人去,其餘盡數在家守寨。」李逵便道:「說東京好燈,我也要去走一遭。」宋江道:「你如何去得?」李逵守死要去,那裏執拗得他住。宋江道:「你既然要去,不許你惹事,打扮做伴當跟我。」就叫燕青也走一遭,專和李逵作伴。

  看官聽說,宋江是個文面的人,如何去得京師?原來卻得神醫安道全上山之後,卻把毒藥與他點去了,後用好藥調治,起了紅疤。再要良金美玉,碾為細末,每日涂搽,自然消磨去了。那醫書中說:「美玉滅斑」,正此意也。

  當日先叫史進、穆弘扮作客人去了,次後便使魯智深、武松扮作行腳僧行去了,再後宋江、朱仝、劉唐也扮做客商去了。各人跨腰刀,提朴刀,都藏暗器,不必得說。

  且說宋江與柴進扮作閒涼官,再叫戴宗扮作承局,也去走一遭,有些緩急,好來飛報。李逵、燕青扮伴當,各挑行李下山,眾頭領都送到金沙灘餞行。軍師吳用再三吩咐李逵道:「你閒常下山,好歹惹事,今番和哥哥去東京看燈,非比閒時,路上不要喫酒,十分小心在意,使不得往常性格。若有衝撞,弟兄們不好廝見,難以相聚了。」李逵道:「不索軍師懮心,我這一遭並不惹事。」

  相別了,取路登程,抹過濟州,路經騰州,取單州,上曹州來,前望東京萬壽門外,尋一個客店安歇下了。宋江與柴進商議,此是正月十一日的話。宋江道:「明日白日裏,我斷然不敢入城,直到正月十四日夜,人物喧譁,此時方可入城。」柴進道:「小弟明日先和燕青入城中去探路一遭。」宋江道:「最好。」次日,柴進穿一身整整齊齊的衣服,頭上巾幘新鮮,腳下鞋襪乾淨。燕青打扮,更是不俗。兩個離了店肆,看城外人家時,家家熱鬧,戶戶喧譁,都安排慶賞元宵,各作賀太平風景。來到城門下,沒人阻當,果然好座東京去處。怎見得:

    州名汴水,府號開封。

    逶迤按吳楚之邦,延亙連齊魯之境。

    山河形勝,水陸要衝。

    禹畫為豫州,周封為鄭地。

    層疊臥牛之勢,按上界戊已中央;

    崔嵬伏虎之形,象周天二十八宿。

    金明池上三春柳,小苑城邊四季花。

    十萬里魚龍變化之鄉,四百座軍州輻輳之地。

    靄靄祥雲籠紫閣,融融瑞氣照樓臺。

  當下柴進、燕青兩個入得城來,行到御街上,往來觀翫,轉過東華門外,見往來錦衣花帽之人,紛紛濟濟,各有服色,都在茶坊酒肆中坐地。柴進引著燕青,逕上一個小小酒樓,臨街佔個閣子,憑欄望時,見班直人等多從內裏出入,頭邊各簪翠葉花一朵。柴進喚燕青,附耳低言:「你與我如此如此。」燕青是個點頭會意的人,不必細問,火急下樓。出得店門,恰好迎著個老成的班直官,燕青唱個喏。那人道:「面生並不曾相識。」燕青說道:「小人的東人和觀察是故交,特使小人來相請。」原來那班直姓王,燕青道:「莫非足下是張觀察?」那人道:「我自姓王。」燕青隨口應道:「正是教小人請王觀察,貪慌忘記了。」那王觀察跟隨著燕青來到樓上,燕青揭起簾子,對柴進道:「請到王觀察來了。」燕青接了手中執色,柴進邀入閣兒裏相見,各施禮罷。王班直看了柴進半晌,卻不認得,說道:「在下眼拙,失忘了足下,適蒙呼喚,願求大名。」柴進笑道:「小弟與足下童稚之交,且未可說,兄長熟思之。」一壁便叫取酒肉來,與觀察小酌。酒保安排到餚饌果品,燕青斟酒,慇懃相勸。酒至半酣,柴進問道:「觀察頭上這朵翠花何意?」那王班直道:「今上天子慶賀元宵,我們左右內外共有二十四班,通類有五千七八百人,每人皆賜衣襖一領,翠葉金花一枝,上有小小金牌一個,鑿著『與民同樂』四字,因此每日在這裏聽候點視。如有宮花錦襖,便能勾入內裏去。」柴進道:「在下卻不省得。」又飲了數盃,柴進便叫燕青:「你自去與我旋一盃熱酒來喫。」無移時,酒到了,柴進便起身與王班直把盞道:「足下飲過這盃小弟敬酒,方纔達知姓氏。」王班直道:「在下實想不起,願求大名。」王班直拿起酒來,一飲而盡。恰纔喫罷,口角流涎,兩腳騰空,倒在凳上。柴進慌忙去了巾幘、衣服、靴襪,卻脫下王班直身上錦襖、踢串、鞋胯之類,從頭穿了,帶上花帽,拿了執色,吩咐燕青道:「酒保來問時,只說這觀察醉了,那官人未回。」燕青道:「不必吩咐,自有道理支吾。」

  且說柴進離了酒店,直入東華門去看那內庭時,真乃人間天上,但見:

    祥雲籠鳳闕,瑞靄罩龍樓。

    琉璃瓦砌鴛鴦,龜背簾垂翡翠。

    正陽門逕通黃道,長朝殿端拱紫垣。

    渾儀臺占算星辰,待漏院班分文武。

    牆涂椒粉,絲絲綠柳拂飛甍;

    殿繞欄楯,簇簇紫花迎步輦。

    恍疑身在篷萊島,仿佛神遊兜率天。

  柴進去到內裏,但過禁門,為有服色,無人阻當,直到紫宸殿,轉過文德殿,殿門各有金鎖鎖著,不能勾進去。且轉過凝暉殿,從殿邊轉將入去,到一個偏殿,牌上金書「睿思殿」三字,此是官家看書之處。側首開著一扇朱紅子,柴進閃身入去看時,見正面鋪著御座,兩邊幾案上放著文房四寶:象管、花箋、龍墨、端硯。書架上盡是群書,各插著牙籤。正面屏風上,堆青迭綠畫著山河社稷混一之圖。轉過屏風後面,但見素白屏風上御書四大寇姓名,寫著道:

    山東宋江  淮西王慶  河北田虎  江南方臘

  柴進看了四大寇姓名,心中暗忖道:「國家被我們擾害,因此時常記心,寫在這裏。」便去身邊拔出暗器,正把「山東宋江」那四個字刻將下來。慌忙出殿,隨後早有人來。柴進便離了內苑,出了東華門,回到酒樓上看那王班直時,尚未醒來,依舊把錦衣、花帽、服色等項都放在閣兒內。柴進還穿了依舊衣服,喚燕青和酒保計算了酒錢,剩下十數貫錢,就賞了酒保。臨下樓來吩咐道:「我和王觀察是弟兄。恰纔他醉了,我替他去內裏點名了回來,他還未醒。我卻在城外住,恐怕誤了城門,剩下錢都賞你,他的服色號衣都在這裏。」酒保道:「官人但請放心,男女自伏侍。」柴進、燕青離得酒店,逕出萬壽門去了。王班直到晚起來,見了服色、花帽都有,但不知是何意。酒保說柴進的話,王班直似醉如癡,回到家中。次日有人來說:「睿思殿上不見山東宋江四個字,今日各門好生把得鐵桶般緊,出入的人,都要十分盤詰。」王班直情知是了,那裏敢說。

  再說柴進回到店中,對宋江備細說內宮之中,取出御書大寇「山東宋江」四字,與宋江看罷,歎息不已。十四日黃昏,明月從東而起,天上並無雲翳,宋江、柴進扮作閒涼官,戴宗扮作承局,燕青扮為小閑,只留李逵看房。四個人雜在社火隊裏,取路鬨入封丘門來,遍玩六街三市,果然夜暖風和,正好游戲。轉過馬行街來,家家門前紮縛燈棚,賽懸燈火.照耀如同白日。正是樓臺上下火照火,車馬往來人看人。四個轉過御街,見兩行都是煙月牌,來到中間,見一家外懸青布幕,裏掛斑竹簾,兩邊盡是碧紗窗,外掛兩面牌,牌上各有五個字,寫道:「歌舞神仙女,風流花月魁。」宋江見了,便入茶坊裏來吃茶,問茶博士道:「前面角妓是誰家?」茶博士道:「這是東京上廳行首,喚做李師師。」宋江道:「莫不是和今上打得熱的?」茶博士道:「不可高聲,耳目覺近。」宋江便喚燕青,附耳低言道:「我要見李師師一面,暗裏取事。你可生個婉曲入去,我在此間喫茶等你。」宋江自和柴進、戴宗在茶坊裏喫茶。

  卻說燕青逕到李師師門首,揭開青布幕,掀起斑竹簾,轉入中門,見掛著一碗鴛鴦燈,下面犀皮香桌兒上,放著一個博山古銅香爐,爐內細細噴出香來。兩壁上掛著四幅名人山水畫,下設四把犀皮一字交椅。燕青見無人出來,轉入天非裏井,又是一個大客位,設著三座香楠木雕花玲瓏小床,鋪著落花流水紫錦褥,懸掛一架玉棚好燈,擺著異樣古董。燕青微微咳嗽一聲,只見屏風背後轉出一個婭嬛來,見燕青道個萬福,便問燕青:「哥哥高姓?那裏來?」燕青道:「相煩姐姐請媽媽出來,小閒自有話說。」梅香入去不多時,轉出李媽媽來,燕青請他坐了,納頭四拜。李媽媽道:「小哥高姓?」燕青答道:「老娘忘了,小人是張乙的兒子張閒的便是,從小在外,今日方歸。」原來世上姓張姓李姓王的最多,那虔婆思量了半晌,又是燈下,認人不仔細,猛然省起,叫道:「你不是太平橋下小張閒麼?你那裏去了,許多時不來?」燕青道:「小人一向不在家,不得來相望。如今伏侍個山東客人,有的是家私,說不能盡。他是個燕南河北第一個有名財主,今來此間:一者就賞元宵,二者來京師省親,三者就將貨物在此做買賣,四者要求見娘子一面。怎敢說來宅上出入,只求同席一飲,稱心滿意。不是小閒賣弄,那人實有千百兩金銀,欲送與宅上。」那虔婆是個好利之人,愛的是金資,聽的燕青這一席話,便動了念頭,忙叫李師師出來,與燕青廝見。燈下看時,端的好容貌。燕青見了,納頭便拜。有詩為證:

    芳年聲價冠青樓,玉貌花顏是罕儔。

    共羨至尊曾貼體,何慚壯士便低頭。

  那虔婆說與備細,李師師道:「那員外如今在那裏?」燕青道:「只在前面對門茶坊裏。」李師師便道:「請過寒舍拜茶。」燕青道:「不得娘子言語,不敢擅進。」虔婆道:「快去請來。」燕青逕到茶坊裏,耳邊道了消息。戴宗取些錢,還了茶博士,三人跟著燕青,逕到李師師家內。入得中門相接,請到大客位裏,李師師斂手向前動問起居道:「適間張閒多談大雅,今辱左顧,綺閣生光。」宋江答道:「山僻村野,孤陋寡聞,得睹花容,生平幸甚。」李師師便邀請坐,又看著柴進問道:「這位官人是足下何人?」宋江道:「此是表弟葉巡簡。」就叫戴宗拜了李師師。宋江、柴進居左,客席而坐,李師師右邊,主位相陪。嬭子棒茶至,李師師親手與宋江、柴進、戴宗、燕青換盞。不必說那盞茶的香味。茶罷,收了盞托,欲敘行藏,只見嬭子來報:「官家來到後面。」李師師道:「其實不敢相留。來日駕幸上清宮,必然不來,卻請諸位到此,少敘三盃。」宋江喏喏連聲,帶了三人便行。出得李師師門來,穿出小御街,逕投天漢橋來看鰲山。正打從樊樓前過,聽得樓上笙簧聒耳,鼓樂喧天,燈火凝眸,遊人似蟻。宋江、柴進也上樊樓,尋個閣子坐下,取些酒食餚饌,也在樓上賞燈飲酒。喫不到數盃,只聽得隔壁閣子內有人作歌道:

    浩氣沖天貫斗牛,英雄事業未曾酬。

    手提三尺龍泉劍,不斬奸邪誓不休!

  宋江聽得,慌忙過來看時,卻是「九紋龍」史進、「沒遮攔」穆弘在閣子內喫得大醉,口出狂言。宋江走近前去喝道:「你這兩個兄弟嚇殺我也!快算還酒錢,連忙出去!早是遇著我,若是做公的聽得,這場橫禍不小。誰想你這兩個兄弟也這般無知麤糙!快出城,不可遲滯。明日看了正燈,連夜便回,只此十分好了,莫要弄得撅撒了!」史進、穆弘默默無言,便叫酒保算還了酒錢。兩個下樓,取路先投城外去了。宋江與柴進四人微飲三杯,少添春色。戴宗計算還了酒錢,四人拂袖下樓,逕往萬壽門來客店內敲門。李逵困眼睜開,對宋江道:「哥哥不帶我來也罷了,既帶我來,卻教我看房,悶出鳥來。你們都自去快活!」宋江道:「為你生性不善,面貌醜惡,不爭帶你入城,只恐因而惹禍。」李逵便道:「你不帶我去便了,何消得許多推故!幾曾見我那裏嚇殺了別人家小的大的!」宋江道:「只有明日十五日這一夜帶你入去,看罷了正燈,連夜便回。」李逵呵呵大笑。

  過了一夜,次日正是上元節候,天色睛明得好。看看傍晚,慶賀元宵的人不知其數,古人有篇絳都春單道元宵景致:

    融和初報,乍瑞靄霽色,星都春早。

    翠幰競飛,玉勒爭馳,

    都聞道鰲山彩結蓬萊島。

    向晚色,雙龍銜照。

    絳霄樓上,彤芝蓋底,仰瞻天表。

    縹緲風傳帝樂,慶玉殿共賞,群仙同到。

    迤邐御香飄滿,人間開嘻笑。

    一點星毬小,漸隱隱鳴梢聲杳。

    遊人月下歸來,洞天未曉。

  當夜宋江與同柴進,依前扮作閒涼官,引了戴宗、李逵、燕青,五個人逕從萬壽門來。是夜雖無夜禁,各門頭目軍士全付披掛,都是戎裝帽帶,弓弩上弦,刀劍出鞘,擺布得甚是嚴整。高太尉自引鐵騎馬軍五千,在城上巡禁。宋江等五個向人叢裏挨挨搶搶,直到城裏,先喚燕青,附耳低言:「與我如此如此,只在夜來茶坊裏相等。」燕青逕往李師師家扣門,李媽媽、李行首都出來接見燕青,便說道:「煩達員外休怪,官家不時間來此私行,我家怎敢輕慢。」燕青道:「主人再三上復媽媽,啟動了花魁娘子,山東海僻之地,無甚希罕之物。便有些出產之物,將來也不中意。只教小人先送黃金一百兩,權當人事。隨後別有罕物,再當拜送。」李媽媽問道:「如今員外在那裏?」燕青道:「只在巷口等小人送了人事,同去看燈。」世上虔婆愛的是錢財,見了燕青取出那火炭也似金子兩塊,放在面前,如何不動心!便道:「今日上元佳節,我子母們卻待家筵數盃,若是員外不棄,肯到貧家少敘片時。」燕青道:「小人去請,無有不來。」說罷,轉身回得茶坊,說與宋江這話了,隨即都到李師師家。宋江教戴宗同李逵只在門前等。三個人入到裏面大客位裏,李師師接著,拜謝道:「員外識荊之初,何故以厚禮見賜,卻之不恭,受之太過。」宋江答道:「山僻村野,絕無罕物。但送些小微物,表情而已,何勞花魁娘子致謝。」李師師邀請到一個小小閣兒裏,分賓坐定,嬭子、侍婢捧出珍異果子,濟楚菜蔬,希奇按酒,甘美餚饌,盡用錠器,擁一春臺。李師師執盞向前拜道:「夙世有緣,今夕相遇二君,草草盃盤,以奉長者。」宋江道:「在下山鄉雖有貫伯浮財,未曾見如此富貴。花魁的風流聲價,播傳寰宇,求見一面,如登天之難,何況親賜酒食。」李師師道:「員外獎譽太過,何敢當此。」都勸罷酒,叫嬭子將小小金杯巡篩。但是李師師說些街市俊俏的話,皆是柴進回答,燕青立在邊頭和鬨取笑。

  酒行數巡,宋江口滑,揎拳裸袖,點點指指,把出梁山泊手段來。柴進笑道:「我表兄從來酒後如此,娘子勿笑。」李師師道:「各人稟性何傷!」婭嬛說道:「門前兩個伴當。一個黃髭鬚,且是生的怕人,在外面喃喃吶吶地罵。」宋江道:「與我喚他兩個人來。」只見戴宗引著李逵到閣子裏。李逵看見宋江、柴進與李師師對坐飲酒,自肚裏有五分沒好氣,圓睜怪眼,直瞅他三個。李師師便問道:「這漢是誰?恰象土地廟裏對判官立地的小鬼。」眾人都笑。李逵不省得他說。宋江答道:「這個是家生的孩兒小李。」李師師笑道:「我倒不打緊,辱莫了太白學士。」宋江道:「這廝卻有武藝,挑得三二百斤擔子,打得三五十人。」李師師叫取大銀賞鍾,各與三鍾,戴宗也喫三鍾。燕青只怕他口出訛言,先打抹他和戴宗依先去門前坐地。宋江道:「大丈夫飲酒,何用小杯!」就取過賞鍾,連飲數鍾。李師師低唱蘇東坡「大江東去」詞。宋江乘著酒興,索紙筆來,磨得墨濃,蘸得筆飽,拂開花箋,對李師師道:「不才亂道一詞,盡訴胸中鬱結,呈上花魁尊聽。」當時宋江落筆,遂成樂府詞一首,道是:

    天南地北,問乾坤何處可容狂客?

    借得山東煙水寨,來買鳳城春色。

    翠袖圍香,降綃籠雪,一笑千金值。

    神仙體態,薄幸如何消得?

    想蘆葉灘頭,蓼花汀畔,皓月空凝碧。

    六六鴈行連八九,只等金雞消息。

    義膽包天,忠肝蓋地,四海無人識,

    離愁萬種,醉鄉一夜頭白。

  寫畢,遞與李師師反復看了,不曉其意。宋江只要等他問其備細,卻把心腹衷曲之事告訴,只見嬭子來報:「官家從地道中來至後門。」李師師忙道:「不能遠送,切乞恕罪。」自來後門接駕。嬭子、婭嬛連忙收拾過了杯盤什物,扛過臺桌,灑掃亭軒。宋江等都未出來,卻閃在黑暗處,張見李師師拜在面前,奏道起居,聖上龍體勞困。只見天子頭戴軟紗唐巾,身穿滾龍袍,說道:「寡人今日幸上清宮方回,教太子在宣德樓賜萬民御酒,令御弟在千步廊買市。約下楊太尉,久等不至,寡人自來。愛卿近前與朕攀話。」宋江在黑地裏說道:「今番錯過,後次難逢,俺三個就此告一道招安赦書,有何不好!」柴進道:「如何使得?便是應允了,後來也有翻變。」三個正在黑影裏商量。卻說李逵見了宋江、柴進和那美色婦人喫酒,卻教他和戴宗看門,頭上毛髮倒豎起來,一肚子怒氣正沒發付處。只見楊太尉揭起簾幕,推開扇門,逕走入來,見了李逵,喝問道:「你這廝是誰?敢在這裏?」李逵也不回應,提起把交椅,望楊太尉劈臉打來。楊太尉倒喫了一驚,措手不及,兩交椅打翻地下。戴宗便來救時,那裏攔當得住。李逵扯下幅畫來,就蠟燭上點著,東焠西焠,一面放火,香桌椅凳,打得粉碎。宋江等三個聽得,趕出來看時,見「黑旋風」褪下半截衣裳,正在那裏行凶。四個扯出門外去時,李逵就街上奪條棒,直打出小御街來。宋江見他性起,只得和柴進、戴宗先趕出城,恐關了禁門,脫身不得,只留燕青看守著他。李師師家火起,驚得趙官家一道煙走了。鄰佑人等一面救火,一面救起楊太尉,這話都不必說。城中喊起殺聲,震天動地。高太尉在北門上巡警,聽得了這話,帶領軍馬,便來追趕。燕青伴著李逵,正打之間,撞著穆弘、史進,四人各執鎗棒,一齊助力,直打到城邊。把門軍士急待要關門,外面魯智深掄著鐵禪仗,武行者使起雙戒刀,朱仝、劉唐手撚著朴刀,早殺入城來,救出裏面四個。方纔出得城門,高太尉軍馬恰好趕到城外來。八個頭領不見宋江、柴進、戴宗,正在那裏心慌。

  原來軍師吳用已知此事,定教大鬧東京。剋時定日,差下五員虎將,引領帶甲馬軍一千騎,是夜恰好到東京城外等接,正逢著宋江、柴進、戴宗三人,帶來的空馬,就教上馬,隨後眾人也到。正都上馬時,於內不見了李逵。高太尉軍馬衝將出來。宋江手下的五虎將:關勝、林沖、秦明、呼延灼、董平突到城邊,立馬於濠塹上,大喝道:「梁山泊好漢全夥在此!早早獻城,免汝一死!」高太尉聽得,那裏敢出城來。慌忙教放下吊橋,眾軍上城隄防。宋江便喚燕青吩咐道:「你和黑廝最好,你可略等他一等,隨後與他同來。我和軍馬眾將先回,星夜還寨,恐怕路上別有枝節。」

  不說宋江等軍馬去了。且說燕青立在人家房簷下看時,只見李逵從店裏取了行李,拿著雙斧,大吼一聲,跳出店門,獨自一個,要去打這東京城池。正是聲吼巨雷離店肆,手提大斧劈城門。畢竟「黑旋風」李逵怎地去打城,且聽下回分解。

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