Chapter 60
第060回 · Journey to the West
Chapter 60
The earth spirit said, "The Great King is the Bull Demon King." Pilgrim said, "So the Bull Demon King started the fire on this mountain, and the name Fiery Mountains is a false name?" The earth spirit said, "No, no. If the Great Sage would be willing to pardon this little deity's crime, then I would dare to speak plainly." Pilgrim said, "What crime do you have? Speak freely without fear." The earth spirit said, "This fire was originally started by you, Great Sage." Pilgrim said angrily, "Where was I? How can you talk such nonsense? Am I the sort of person who starts fires?" The earth spirit said, "It's simply that you don't recognize me. Originally there was no mountain here. Because when the Great Sage created havoc in Heaven five hundred years ago, you were captured by the Illustrious Sage and taken before Laozi. The Great Sage was placed inside the Eight Trigrams Furnace. After the refining was complete and the cauldron was opened, you kicked over the elixir furnace, and several bricks fell from it. They still contained embers, and when they landed here they became the Fiery Mountains. I was originally a guardian of the furnace in the Tushai Palace. Laozi blamed me for losing control and banished me here, where I became the local earth spirit of the Fiery Mountains." Upon hearing this, Zhu Bajie said angrily, "No wonder you're dressed like that — so you're an earth spirit transformed from a Daoist priest."
Pilgrim said, half believing and half doubting, "Now tell me, why did you say earlier that we should seek out the Great King?" The earth spirit said, "The Great King is the husband of Lady Rakshasa. He has recently abandoned Lady Rakshasa and is now at Cloud-Topping Cave on Thunder-Accumulating Mountain. There was a fox king of ten thousand years there who died and left behind a daughter called the Princess Jade Face. The princess has a vast fortune but no one to manage it. Two years ago, she learned of the Bull Demon King's great magical powers and was willing to bring her fortune as a dowry to have him marry into her family. The Bull King abandoned Lady Rakshasa and has not returned since. If the Great Sage can find the Bull King and come here to pay respects to him, only then can you borrow the real fan: first, to fan out the flames and ensure our master can advance; second, to eliminate the fire disaster forever and protect the living creatures here; and third, to pardon me to return to Heaven and deliver Laozi's decree." Pilgrim said, "Where exactly is Thunder-Accumulating Mountain? How far is it from here?" The earth spirit said, "It is due south. From here to there is over three thousand li."
Upon hearing this, Pilgrim immediately instructed Sha Seng and Bajie to protect their master, and told the earth spirit to accompany them and not leave. Then with a sudden whoosh, he vanished. In less than half an hour, he saw a tall mountain soaring into the sky. He lowered his cloud and stood atop its peak to look — truly a magnificent mountain:
So high, its summit rubs the azure sky; so vast, its roots pierce down to the Yellow Springs. Before the mountain the sun is warm; behind the ridge the wind is cold. Before the mountain the sun is warm — grasses and trees know nothing of the three winters; behind the ridge the wind is cold — ice and frost do not melt even in the ninth summer month. Dragon pools connect with flowing streams from the valleys; tiger dens nestle against cliffs where flowers bloom early. The waters branch into a thousand channels like flying jade; the flowers bloom with a single heart as if spreading brocade. On the winding ridges grow winding trees; beyond the gnarled rocks stand gnarled pines. Truly: towering mountains, steep ridges, sheer cliffs, deep valleys; fragrant flowers, beautiful fruits; red vines, purple bamboos; green pines, emerald willows. Their colors never change through eight seasons and four times of year; for a thousand years and ten thousand ages their hue remains like that of a dragon.
The Great Sage gazed his fill, then descended the peak and entered the deep mountains, searching for a path. Just when he had found no sign of anything, he suddenly saw a woman beneath the shade of a pine, holding a sprig of fragrant orchid, approaching with graceful, swaying steps. The Great Sage hid beside a strange rock and fixed his eyes to observe her. What did she look like?
So lovely — her beauty could topple a kingdom; so graceful — she moved like lotus flowers with each step. Her face rivaled that of Wang Qiang; her complexion matched that of the maidens of Chu. She was a flower that could speak, like jade that gives off fragrance. Her high coiled hair was piled like a blue-black crow; her twin eyes, dipped in green, were clear as autumn waters. Her Hunan skirt half revealed tiny bow-shaped shoes; her emerald sleeves slightly stretched over long, powder-white wrists. What need to speak of evening rain and morning clouds — truly she had red lips and white teeth. Her eyebrows were as smooth and beautiful as those of the maid of Jinjiang — surpassing even Wen Jun and Xue Tao.
As the woman gradually approached the rock, the Great Sage bowed and said gently, "Where are you going, Bodhisattva maiden?" The woman had not been looking, but upon hearing the question, she raised her head. Suddenly she saw the Great Sage's hideous appearance and was greatly frightened. She wanted to retreat but could not, wanted to walk but could not. She could only tremble and answer with difficulty: "Where do you come from? Who do you dare to ask about here?" The Great Sage thought to himself: "If I tell her about seeking the fan for the scripture pilgrimage, I'm afraid this creature may be related to the Bull King. I should use a pretext of false kinship and say I've come at the Demon King's invitation." Seeing that he did not speak, the woman changed color and angrily demanded: "Who are you, that you dare to question me?" The Great Sage bowed and said with a smile: "I come from Emerald Cloud Mountain. This is my first time here and I don't know the way. May I ask, Bodhisattva, is this Thunder-Accumulating Mountain?" The woman said, "Yes, it is." Pilgrim asked, "Where is Cloud-Topping Cave?" The woman said, "What do you want with that cave?" Pilgrim said, "I was sent by Lady Iron Fan of Plantain Cave on Emerald Cloud Mountain to invite the Bull Demon King."
When the woman heard that Lady Iron Fan was inviting the Bull Demon King, she flew into a rage. Her ears and the roots of her ears turned crimson, and she cursed loudly: "That worthless wretch! Truly she has no shame. Since the Bull King came to my home, in less than two years, who knows how much jewelry and gold, silk and satin I have given him — firewood supplied each year, rice supplied each month, living in comfort and ease. And still she has no shame — what does she mean by coming to invite him again?" Upon hearing this, Pilgrim knew she was the Princess Jade Face. He deliberately pulled out his golden-banded staff and roared: "You wretched creature! You bought the Bull King with your fortune — truly you are a woman who pays to marry a man. You have no shame, and yet you dare to curse anyone?" When the woman saw this, her soul scattered and her spirit fled. She could not walk properly, stumbled on her golden lotus feet, and trembling, turned to flee. The Great Sage shouted and roared, following right behind her. It turned out that beyond the shade of the pines was the entrance to Cloud-Topping Cave. The woman ran inside and slammed the door shut. The Great Sage, however, put away his golden-banded staff and stopped to look. What a splendid place it was:
The forest was dense with trees, the cliffs steep and rugged. Creeping fig vines cast a spreading shade, and orchids breathed a fragrant fragrance. Jade-like waters flowed through tall bamboo, and artful stones seemed sentient, strewn with fallen petals. Mist and rosy clouds enveloped distant peaks, while sun and moon illumined the cloud-screened heights. Dragons roared, tigers howled, cranes cried, and orioles sang. A scene of pure tranquility, truly lovely—rare flowers and jade-green grass, a landscape ever bright. It rivaled the immortal grottoes of Mount Tiantai and surpassed the blessed isles of Penglai on the sea.
But let us say no more of the Pilgrim admiring the scenery here. The maiden, drenched in sweat and trembling with fright, ran straight into the study. The Bull Demon King was there, quietly perusing a book on alchemy. Without a word of greeting, the woman threw herself into his arms, scratching at her ears and face, and burst into loud weeping. The Bull King, smiling broadly, said, "My beauty, do not be troubled. What is the matter?" The woman stamped her feet and railed, "You wretched demon, you've ruined me!" The Bull King laughed. "Why do you curse me?" she said. "I had no one to rely on in my parents, so I married you to protect my life and sustain me. They said you were a great hero of the rivers and lakes, but it turns out you are nothing but a henpecked wretch!" Hearing this, the Bull King took her in his arms. "My beauty, in what way have I wronged you? Speak slowly, and I will make amends." The woman said, "Just now I was strolling leisurely outside the cave among the flowering shade, plucking orchids and gathering herbs, when a monk with a hairy face and a mouth like a thunder god's suddenly came forward and bowed to me, so frightened I was stunned. When I had calmed myself and asked who he was, he said that Princess Iron Fan had sent him to invite the Bull Demon King. I said a few words to him, and he cursed me roundly and chased me with a staff. Had I not run fast, he would have beaten me to death. Isn't this bringing disaster on me? You've ruined me!" When the Bull King heard this, he composed his features and made amends, soothing her gently for a long while before the woman finally calmed down. The Demon King then said fiercely, "My beauty, I dare not hide it from you. The Banana-Leaf Cave, though secluded, is quiet and pleasant. My mountain wife has cultivated herself since youth and is herself a female immortal who has attained the Way. But she keeps a strict household—not a single male servant is allowed inside. How could a man with a mouth like a thunder god have been sent by her? This must be some demon from elsewhere, perhaps using a false name to seek me out. Let me go and have a look."
The fine Demon King strode out of the study, entered the main hall, took up his armor, strapped it on, seized his iron staff, and went out the gate, shouting loudly, "Who is behaving so outrageously in my domain?" The Pilgrim, standing nearby, saw that the Demon King's appearance was quite different from what it had been five hundred years before. He wore a water-polished bright silver-iron helmet on his head, a suit of gold armor threaded with brocade and velvet on his body, and a pair of deerskin boots with curled toes and thick soles on his feet. Around his waist he bound a lion-embroidered belt of braided silk. His two eyes shone like bright mirrors, and his brows were as gorgeous as red rainbows. His mouth was like a basin of blood, his teeth arrayed like copper plates. His roar made the mountain gods tremble, his movements struck terror into wicked ghosts. Throughout the four seas he was known as the World-Mixing Demon; in the West he was called the Great Demon King.
The Great Sage straightened his robes, stepped forward, and made a deep bow. "Elder Brother, do you still recognize your little brother?" The Bull King returned the bow. "Are you Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven?" The Great Sage said, "Indeed I am, indeed I am. It has been a long time since we last met. I just now asked a maiden here and was able to see you. Your appearance is truly more impressive than ever—congratulations!" The Bull King shouted, "Stop your clever talk. I heard that you caused havoc in Heaven and was suppressed by the Buddha under the Mountain of Five Elements. Recently you escaped that calamity and are now protecting the Tang Monk on his journey west to see the Buddha and seek the scriptures. How is it that you killed my son, the Holy Infant, at Fire-Cloud Cave on Withered Pine Stream in the Mountain of Embers? I was already angry with you, and now you come looking for me?" The Great Sage bowed and said, "Elder Brother, do not wrongly blame your little brother. At that time, your son captured my master and wanted to eat his flesh. I could not get near him, but fortunately the Bodhisattva Guanyin wished to save my master and persuaded him to return to the right path. He is now the Boy of Wealth and Treasure, standing even higher than you, enjoying the bliss of the gate of ultimate happiness and receiving eternal life of carefree freedom. What is wrong with that? Why blame me instead?" The Bull King cursed, "You smooth-tongued monkey! You talk your way out of the matter of harming my son. But why did you insult my beloved concubine and attack my gate?" The Great Sage laughed. "Because I could not find you when I came to pay my respects, I asked that maiden, not knowing she was my second sister-in-law. She cursed me a few times, and I, being crude and rough for a moment, frightened her. I hope Elder Brother will forgive me." The Bull King said, "Since that is the case, I will consider our old friendship and let you go."
The Great Sage said, "Since you have shown such generous mercy, I am endlessly grateful. But I still have one small matter to trouble you with—I beg you to help me out, help me out."
The Bull King cursed, "This wretched monkey has no sense of propriety! I've spared you, and instead of leaving, you come pestering me. What is this 'help me out, help me out'?"
The Great Sage said, "To be honest with you, elder brother, I am escorting the Tang monk on his journey westward, but we are blocked by the Fiendish Mountain and cannot advance. When I asked the locals, I learned that your esteemed wife, Lady Rakshasa, possesses a palm-leaf fan and I wished to borrow it. Yesterday I went to your old residence to pay my respects to her, but she firmly refused to lend it. That is why I have come to seek you, elder brother. I hope you will open your heart and accompany me to my sister-in-law's place. Please, please borrow the fan so I can fan out the flames and ensure the Tang monk crosses the mountain. I will return it to you immediately, good as new."
When the Bull King heard this, his heart blazed with fury. He gritted his steel teeth and cursed, "You say you are not discourteous, but it turns out this is all because you want the fan! You must have first insulted my mountain wife—she probably refused, so you came looking for me, and on top of that, you drove away my beloved concubine. As the saying goes: 'A friend's wife must not be insulted; a friend's concubine must not be destroyed.' You have both insulted my wife and destroyed my concubine—what enormous discourtesy! Come up here and take a blow from my staff!"
The Great Sage said, "If you want to fight, brother, I am not afraid. But I sincerely want the treasure—I beg you to lend it to me."
The Bull King said, "If you can hold your own against me for three rounds, I will have my mountain wife lend it to you. If you cannot, I will kill you to avenge my grievance."
The Great Sage said, "What you say is fair. I have been rather lazy lately and have not met with you in some time. I wonder how your martial arts compare to days past. Let us brothers put on a staff demonstration."
The Bull King would not listen to another word. He seized his mixed-iron staff and struck at the Great Sage's head. The Great Sage raised his golden-banded staff and met the blow. What a battle these two fought:
The golden-banded staff, the mixed-iron staff—they changed faces and no longer treated each other as friends. One said, "I blame you, wretched monkey, for harming my son's affections." The other said, "Your son has already attained the Way—stop your resentment." One said, "How dare you come to my door, you ignorant creature?" The other said, "I have my reasons—I came here specifically to ask." One sought the fan to protect the Tang monk; the other refused the palm-leaf fan, miserly beyond measure. Words flew back and forth, their old affection lost; the whole household, devoid of righteousness, seethed with anger. The Bull King's staff rose like a rival dragon; the Great Sage's staff met it, sending gods and demons fleeing. At first they fought at the foot of the mountain; then they soared together into auspicious clouds. In the middle of the sky they displayed their divine powers; amid five-colored light they performed wondrous feats. The two staffs clashed with a sound that shook the heavenly passes—neither could prevail, both pressing close.
The Great Sage and the Bull King fought over a hundred rounds with no decisive outcome. Just as they were locked in a struggle that could not be resolved, someone on the mountain peak called out: "Grandfather Bull, my king sends his many respects. He hopes you will come early so he may prepare a seat for you."
The Bull King, hearing this, used his mixed-iron staff to hold off the golden-banded staff and called, "Wretched monkey, hold on for now. I am going to attend a gathering at a friend's house." With that, he pressed down his cloud head and went straight to his cave. He said to the Jade-Faced Princess, "My beauty, that man with the thunder-god mouth was the monkey Sun Wukong. I drove him off with a beating from my staff—he will not dare come again. You can relax and enjoy yourself. I am going to a friend's house for some wine." He removed his armor, put on a crow-black jacket trimmed with velvet, walked out the door, mounted his Water-Avoiding Golden-Beast, ordered his underlings to guard the gate, and set off in a half-cloud, half-mist fashion toward the northwest.
The Great Sage watched from the high peak and thought to himself, "I wonder what friend this old bull has made, and where he is going for this gathering. Let old Sun follow him." The splendid Pilgrim shook his body and transformed into a clear breeze, catching up and following along. Before long, they arrived at a mountain, and the Bull King suddenly vanished. The Great Sage resumed his original form and entered the mountain to search. In the mountain there was a clear, deep pool of water, and beside the pool stood a stone tablet bearing six large characters: "Turbulent Rock Mountain, Jade-Wave Pool." The Great Sage thought to himself, "The old bull must have gone into the water. A water-dwelling spirit—if not a dragon-spirit, then a fish-spirit, or perhaps a turtle, giant salamander, or alligator spirit. Let old Sun go down into the water and take a look."
The splendid Great Sage formed a mudra, recited an incantation, shook his body, and transformed into a crab—neither too large nor too small, weighing thirty-six pounds. He splashed into the water and sank straight to the bottom of the pool. Suddenly he saw an exquisitely carved and translucent memorial archway, and beneath the archway was tied the Water-Avoiding Golden-Beast. He crawled inside the archway, and there was no more water. The Great Sage crept in and looked carefully. From the side came the sound of music. He saw:
Vermilion palaces and shell-encrusted gate towers, no different from the mortal world. Golden tiles for roof, white jade for door-pivots. Screens of hawksbill tortoise shell, railings inlaid with coral beads. Auspicious clouds and radiant mist shone upon lotus thrones, reaching up to the three lights and down to the thoroughfares. It was neither the celestial palace nor a sea treasury—truly this place rivaled the fabled Peng-hu isles. In the great hall a feast was laid for the assembled guests; officials great and small wore pearl-studded crowns. Jade maidens were summoned to carry ivory trays; immortal maidens urged to tune their pitch pipes. Great whales sang, giant crabs danced; turtles blew sheng pipes, alligators beat drums. The pearl of the black dragon shone upon the wine cups and meat dishes. Bird-script calligraphy was arrayed on emerald screens; shrimp-whisker curtains hung from the corridor eaves. Eight instruments played in succession, mingling with celestial melodies; the notes of gong and shang resounded, halting the very clouds. Blue-headed perch-courtesans plucked the jade zither; red-eyed horse-lords played the jade flute. The mandarinfish matron offered fragrant deer-flesh; the dragon princess wore a golden phoenix hairpin on her head. What they ate were the eight delicacies of the celestial kitchen; what they drank were the matured nectars of the Purple Mansion.
Seated above was the Bull King; to his left and right were three or four dragon-spirits. Seated in front was an old dragon-spirit; on either side were dragon sons, dragon grandsons, dragon mothers-in-law, and dragon daughters.
At the height of the feast, with goblets passing back and forth, the Great Sage Sun strode straight up, and was spotted by the old Dragon King, who at once commanded: "Seize that wild crab!" The dragon princes and dragon grandchildren surged forward and seized the Great Sage. The Great Sage suddenly spoke in a human voice, crying, "Spare me! Spare me!" The old Dragon King said, "Where did you come from, you wild crab? How dare you ascend the hall and scuttle about in front of our honored guests? Confess quickly, and I shall spare your life." The worthy Great Sage fabricated a false confession and addressed the assembly:
"Born in the lake to make my dwelling,
By the cliff I burrow as I please.
Through long days my body grew in strength,
And I received the rank of Sideways Marching Officer.
Through grass and mud I drag and stumble,
For I have never learned proper manners.
Ignorant of law, I offended the King's majesty—
I humbly beg your honored mercy and forgiveness!"
All the spirits seated there bowed and saluted the old Dragon King, saying, "This Crab Officer has just entered the jade palace and does not know the King's rites. We beg Your Honor to spare him and let him go." The old Dragon King acknowledged their thanks. The spirits at once ordered: "Release that fellow, but note his beating for later—let him wait outside." The Great Sage assented and fled for his life, making straight for the memorial archway below. He thought to himself: "This Bull King is here drinking himself senseless—how long must I wait for him to disperse? Even if he does, he won't lend me the fan. I'd do better to steal his Golden-Beast-of-Insight, transform myself into the Bull King, and deceive the Rakshasa woman into handing over the fan, so I can send my master across the mountain."
The worthy Great Sage then resumed his true form, untied the reins of the Golden-Beast-of-Insight, gave it a slap, mounted the carved saddle, and rode straight out of the water. Reaching the pool's exterior, he transformed his body into the Bull King's likeness. Urging the beast onward and riding the clouds, in no time he had arrived at the Cave of the Plantain Fan on Emerald Cloud Mountain. He called out, "Open the gate!" Two young maidens inside the cave heard the voice and opened the gate. Seeing the face of the Bull King, they went in to report, "Madam, the Master has come home!" The Rakshasa woman, hearing this, hastily arranged her cloud-like hair and moved her lotus steps quickly to go out and welcome him. The Great Sage dismounted from the carved saddle and led in the Golden-Beast-of-Insight. With reckless boldness, he deceived the fair lady. The Rakshasa woman, with her mortal eyes, could not recognize him, and so she took him by the hand and led him inside, ordering the maids to set out seats and serve tea. The whole household, seeing their master, showed nothing but reverence and caution.
After a brief exchange of greetings, the "Bull King" said, "It has been long, my lady." The Rakshasa said, "May Your Majesty enjoy ten thousand blessings." She added, "Your Majesty has found favor in a new marriage and cast me aside. What wind has blown you here today?" The Great Sage laughed and said, "I dared not cast you aside—it is only because, after Lady Jade-Face took me in, family affairs have been numerous and friends have called often, so I have lingered abroad. Still, I have managed to establish another household." He added, "I recently heard that that rascal Sun Wukong, escorting the Tang monk, is approaching the boundary of the Fiery Mountains. I fear he may come to ask you for the fan. I still nurse the hatred of harm done to our son, and have not yet avenged it. When he comes, send word to me. I will seize him and cut him into ten thousand pieces to wash away the hatred between husband and wife." The Rakshasa, hearing this, shed tears and said, "Your Majesty, as the saying goes: 'A man without a wife has no master of his wealth; a woman without a husband has no master of her body.' My very life was nearly destroyed by that wretched monkey." The Great Sage, hearing this, deliberately flew into a rage and cursed, "When did that wretched monkey pass by?" The Rakshasa said: "He has not gone yet. Yesterday he came here to borrow the fan. Because he had harmed our child, I put on my armor, seized my precious sword, and went out to hack at that monkey. He endured the pain and called me 'sister-in-law,' saying that Your Majesty had once sworn brotherhood with him." The Great Sage said: "Yes, we became the Seven Brothers five hundred years ago." The Rakshasa said: "I cursed him and he dared not reply; I hacked at him and he dared not fight back. Afterward I fanned him once with the fan. He must have found some method to fix the wind, for this morning he was calling at the gate again. I used the fan again, but could not move him at all. When I hastily swung my sword, he no longer yielded to me. I feared his staff was too heavy, so I retreated into the cave and barred the gate tightly. I don't know how he managed to get inside my belly—he nearly took my life. I had to call him 'Uncle' several times before I gave him the fan."
The Great Sage again beat his chest in feigned distress, saying, "What a pity, what a pity! My lady, you were wrong to give that treasure to that wretched monkey! It maddens me!" The Rakshasa smiled and said, "Let Your Majesty calm his anger. What I gave him was the false fan—I only sent him off with it." The Great Sage asked: "Where is the true fan?" The Rakshasa said: "Rest assured, rest assured—I have it safe here." She ordered the maids to prepare wine to welcome him and congratulate him. Raising a cup, she presented it, saying, "Your Majesty, in the joys of your new marriage, do not forget your first wife. Please drink this cup of water from your old home." The Great Sage dared not refuse. With a smiling face, he raised the goblet and said, "Let my lady drink first. Because I have been managing affairs abroad and have long been parted from you, and you have graciously guarded the household morning and evening, let this serve as my humble thanks." The Rakshasa took the cup back, filled it, and offered it to the Great King, saying, "Since ancient times it has been said: 'Wife means equal.' A husband is the father who sustains the body—what thanks are needed?" The two of them exchanged courtesies back and forth before sitting down to pass the wine. The Great Sage dared not break the vegetarian rule and only ate a few fruits, chatting with her all the while.
After several rounds of wine, the Rakshasa felt half drunk, and a faint stirring of passion arose. She began pressing close against the Great Sage Sun, rubbing and touching, holding his hand and whispering tender words, leaning her shoulder against him and murmuring softly. They shared a cup of wine—she took a sip, he took a sip—and fed each other fruit. The Great Sage responded with feigned affection, smiling and keeping her company; having no choice, he also leaned close and nestled against her. Truly it was:
The fishing hook of poetry, the sweeping broom of sorrow—nothing surpasses wine in dispelling the ten thousand cares of life. The man of mettle sets his heart free and unbound; the woman forgets her cares and opens her mouth in smiles. Her face is red as a peach in spring, her body sways like a willow newly grown. She chatters endlessly, her every gesture brimming with tender allure. Now she smooths her cloud-like tresses, now she tosses her delicate hand. Several times she lifts her foot, again and again she flutters her sleeve. Her powdered neck bends of its own accord, her supple waist begins to sway. Words of love never leave her lips, her half-bared bosom loosens the golden clasp. Drunken, she truly seems a jade mountain tottering; with drowsy eyes she rubs and fumbles in unseemly fashion.
The Great Sage, seeing her thus deep in her cups, watched carefully and provoked her, saying: "Madam, where do you keep the real fan? Be careful morning and evening, for I fear Sun Wukong is full of transformations and may come to cheat you out of it."
The Rakshasa smiled sweetly, produced from her mouth a thing no bigger than an apricot leaf, and handed it to the Great Sage, saying: "Is this not the treasure?"
The Great Sage took it in his hand but did not believe it, thinking secretly: "This tiny thing—how could it fan a fire to extinction? It must be another fake."
The Rakshasa, seeing him staring at the treasure in deep thought, could not restrain herself. She stepped forward and pressed her powdered face against the Pilgrim's, crying: "Darling, take the treasure and drink your wine. What are you lost in thought about?"
The Great Sage took advantage of her lifted foot and asked: "A thing so small—how could it fan away eight hundred *li* of flame?"
The Rakshasa, her true nature loosened by the wine and quite without fear or reserve, told him the method: "My lord, we have been parted these two years. You must have been reveling day and night, and that Jade-Face Princess has so wearied your mind that you have forgotten even the workings of your own treasure. Simply press the seventh red thread on the handle with the thumb of your left hand, and recite the words '*Xu Xu A Xi Xi Chui Hu*,' and it will grow to twelve feet in length. This treasure has boundless transformations! Never mind eight thousand *li* of flame—one fan will extinguish it."
The Great Sage listened and committed every word to heart. He put the fan in his mouth, wiped his face once, and resumed his true form. He cried out in a loud, fierce voice: "Rakshasa woman, look at me—am I your dear husband? You have entangled me in all this shameless business. Are you not ashamed? Are you not ashamed?"
The moment the woman saw it was Sun Wukong, she was so startled that she overturned the table, fell to the ground in the dust, and was overcome with shame, crying only: "I am mortified to death! I am mortified to death!"
The Great Sage paid no mind to her. He shook free of her grip, strode out with long steps, and made straight for the exit of the Plantain Cave. Truly it is said: His heart was not set on beauty, but he returned with a smile of triumph. He leaped into the air, mounted a lucky cloud, and sprang up to the high mountain. He spat out the fan and tried the method. He pressed the seventh red thread on the handle with the thumb of his left hand, and recited "*Xu Xu A Xi Xi Chui Hu*," and sure enough it grew to twelve feet in length. He took it in his hand and examined it carefully—it was certainly different from the fake one before. He saw auspicious light shimmering and auspicious vapors swirling; on it were thirty-six red threads, woven through warp and weft, connecting outer and inner. The Pilgrim had only obtained the method for making it grow; he had not obtained the formula for making it small, so it remained at that size and nothing else. There was no help for it; he slung it over his shoulder and set off back the way he had come—but no more of this.
Now let us tell of the Bull Demon King. He had been feasting with all the other spirits at the bottom of Blue Wave Pool. When he came out, he found his Water-Avoiding Golden-Eyed Beast was gone. The old Dragon King gathered the spirits and asked: "Who dared to steal Lord Bull's Golden-Eyed Beast?"
The spirits all knelt and said: "No one would dare. We were all in the feast hall serving wine and holding trays, singing and playing music—not one of us left."
The old Dragon said: "Our musicians would never dare. Has any stranger come in?"
The Dragon Princes said: "Just as the seats were being arranged, a crab spirit arrived—that was the stranger."
When the Bull King heard this, he suddenly understood. "No need to say more," he said. "When my worthy friend invited me this morning, there was a Sun Wukong accompanying the Tang monk on his quest for scriptures. They came to the Fiery Mountains and could not pass, and he asked to borrow my Plantain Fan. I did not give it to him, and we fought to a draw without a victor. I left him and came straight to this feast. That monkey is a thousand times clever and ten thousand kinds of tricks—it must be that fellow who transformed into a crab spirit, came here to spy on our affairs, stole my beast, and went to my wife to cheat her out of that Plantain Fan."
When the spirits heard this, they trembled with fear. They asked: "Could it be the Sun Wukong who once created havoc in the Heavenly Palace?"
The Bull King said: "The very same. My lords, if you should meet him on the road to the Western Heaven, you must do your utmost to avoid him."
The old Dragon said: "If that is so, what about your noble steed?"
The Bull King smiled and said: "No matter, no matter. Let all of you disperse. I shall go after him and settle this."
Thereupon he parted the waters, leaped from the bottom of the pool, mounted a yellow cloud, and made straight for the Plantain Cave on Emerald Cloud Mountain. He could hear the Rakshasa woman stamping her feet and beating her breast, crying and wailing loudly. He pushed open the door and saw the Water-Piercing Golden-Eyed Beast tethered below. The Bull King called out, "My lady, where has Sun Wukong gone?" The maidservants, seeing the Bull Demon King, knelt down together and said, "Grandfather, you've come?" The Rakshasa woman seized the Bull King, knocking her head against him, and cursed, "Damnable, heaven-forsaken wretch! How could you be so careless? That wretched monkey stole the Golden-Eyed Beast, transformed himself into your likeness, and came here to deceive me!" The Bull King ground his teeth and said, "Where has that monkey gone?" The Rakshasa beat her breast and cursed: "That damned ape tricked me out of my treasure, then revealed his true form and left. It's enough to kill me with rage!" The Bull King said, "Take care of yourself, my lady, and don't let it distress you. I'll catch up with that monkey, snatch back the treasure, flay him, grind his bones to powder, and tear out his heart and liver to avenge you." He called out, "Bring me my weapons!" The maidservants said, "Grandfather's weapons are not here." The Bull King said, "Then bring your lady's weapons." The serving maids presented two blue-bladed precious swords. The Bull King took off the black velvet jacket he had worn to the banquet, bound his undergarments close about his body, took up the swords in both hands, walked out of the Plantain Cave, and made straight for Fiery Mountain in pursuit. Truly it was:
An ungrateful rogue had deceived a lovesick wife;
A fierce demon now drew near the wooden-forked one.
What fortune or misfortune awaited him on this quest, you will hear in the next chapter.
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土地說:「大力王即牛魔王也。」行者道:「這山本是牛魔王放的火,假名火焰山?」土地道:「不是,不是。大聖若肯赦小神之罪,方敢直言。」行者道:「你有何罪?直說無妨。」土地道:「這火原是大聖放的。」行者怒道:「我在那裡?你這等亂談。我可是放火之輩?」土地道:「是你也認不得我了。此間原無這座山。因大聖五百年前大鬧天宮時,被顯聖擒了,壓赴老君,將大聖安於八卦爐內。煅煉之後開鼎,被你蹬倒丹爐,落了幾個磚來,內有餘火,到此處化為火焰山。我本是兜率宮守爐的道人,當被老君怪我失守,降下此間,就做了火焰山土地也。」豬八戒聞言,恨道:「怪道你這等打扮,原來是道士變的土地。」
行者半信不信道:「你且說,早尋大力王何故?』土地道:「大力王乃羅剎女丈夫。他這向撇了羅剎,現在積雷山摩雲洞。有個萬年狐王,那狐王死了,遺下一個女兒,叫做玉面公主。那公主有百萬家私,無人掌管。二年前,訪著牛魔王神通廣大,情願倒陪家私,招贅為夫。那牛王棄了羅剎,久不回顧。若大聖尋著牛王,拜求來此,方借得真扇:一則搧息火焰,可保師父前進;二來永除火患,可保此地生靈;三者赦我歸天,回繳老君法旨。」行者道:「積雷山坐落何處?到彼有多少程途?」土地道:「在正南方。此間到彼,有三千餘里。」
行者聞言,即吩咐沙僧、八戒保護師父,又教土地陪伴勿回。隨即忽的一聲,渺然不見。那裡消半個時辰,早見一座高山凌漢。按落雲頭,停立巔峰之上觀看,真是好山:
高不高,頂摩碧漢;大不大,根扎黃泉。山前日暖,嶺後風寒。山前日暖,有三冬草木無知;嶺後風寒,見九夏冰霜不化。龍潭接澗水長流,虎穴依崖花放早。水流千派似飛瓊,花放一心如布錦。灣環嶺上灣環樹,扢扠石外扢扠松。真個是:高的山,峻的嶺;陡的崖,深的澗;香的花,美的果;紅的藤,紫的竹;青的松,翠的柳。八節四時顏不改,千年萬古色如龍。
大聖看夠多時,步下尖峰,入深山,找尋路徑。正自沒個消息,忽見松陰下有一女子,手折了一枝香蘭,嬝嬝娜娜而來。大聖閃在怪石之傍,定睛觀看,那女子怎生模樣:
嬌嬌傾國色,緩緩步移蓮。貌若王嬙,顏如楚女。如花解語,似玉生香。高髻堆青𢷑碧鴉,雙睛蘸綠橫秋水。湘裙半露弓鞋小,翠袖微舒粉腕長。說甚麼暮雨朝雲,真個是朱唇皓齒。錦江滑膩蛾眉秀,賽過文君與薛濤。
那女子漸漸走近石邊,大聖躬身施禮,緩緩而言曰:「女菩薩何往?」那女子未曾觀看,聽得叫問,卻自擡頭。忽見大聖的相貌醜陋,老大心驚,欲退難退,欲行難行,只得戰兢兢,勉強答道:「你是何方來者?敢在此間問誰?」大聖沉思道:「我若說出取經求扇之事,恐這廝與牛王有親。且只以假親托意,來請魔王之言而答方可。」那女子見他不語,變了顏色,怒聲喝道:「你是何人,敢來問我?」大聖躬身陪笑道:「我是翠雲山來的,初到貴處,不知路徑。敢問菩薩,此間可是積雷山?」那女子道:「正是。」大聖道:「有個摩雲洞,坐落何處?」那女子道:「你尋那洞做甚?」大聖道:「我是翠雲山芭蕉洞鐵扇公主央來請牛魔王的。」
那女子一聽鐵扇公主請牛魔王之言,心中大怒,徹耳根子通紅,潑口罵道:「這賤婢,著實無知。牛王自到我家,未及二載,也不知送了他多少珠翠金銀、綾羅緞疋,年供柴,月供米,自自在在受用,還不識羞,又來請他怎的?」大聖聞言,情知是玉面公主,故意掣出金箍棒,大喝一聲道:「你這潑賤,將家私買住牛王,誠然是陪錢嫁漢,你倒不羞,卻敢罵誰?」那女子見了,諕得魄散魂飛,沒好步,亂𤜱金蓮,戰兢兢回頭便走。這大聖吆吆喝喝,隨後相跟。原來穿過松陰,就是摩雲洞口。女子跑進去,撲的把門關了。大聖卻收了金箍棒,停步看時,好所在:
樹林森密,崖削崚嶒。薜蘿陰冉冉,蘭蕙味馨馨。流泉漱玉穿修竹,巧石知機帶落英。煙霞籠遠岫,日月照雲屏。龍吟虎嘯,鶴唳鶯鳴。一片清幽真可愛,琪花瑤草景常明。不亞天臺仙洞,勝如海上蓬瀛。
且不言行者這裡觀看景致。卻說那女子跑得粉汗淋淋,諕得蘭心吸吸,徑入書房裡面。原來牛魔王正在那裡靜玩丹書。這女子沒好氣倒在懷裡,抓耳撓腮,放聲大哭。牛王滿面陪笑道:「美人,休得煩惱。有甚話說?」那女子跳天索地,口中罵道:「潑魔害殺我也!」牛王笑道:「你為甚事罵我?」女子道:「我因父母無依,招你護身養命。江湖中說你是條好漢,你原來是個懼內的庸夫。」牛王聞說,將女子抱住道:「美人,我有那些不是處?你且慢慢說來,我與你陪禮。」女子道:「適才我在洞外閑步花陰,折蘭採蕙,忽有一個毛臉雷公嘴的和尚,猛地前來施禮,把我嚇了個呆掙。及定性問是何人,他說是鐵扇公主央他來請牛魔王的。被我說了兩句,他倒罵了我一場,將一根棍子趕著我打。若不是走得快些,幾乎被他打死。這不是招你為禍?害殺我也。」牛王聞言,卻與他整容陪禮,溫存良久,女子方才息氣。魔王卻發狠道:「美人在上,不敢相瞞。那芭蕉洞雖是僻靜,卻清幽自在。我山妻自幼修持,也是個得道的女仙,卻是家門嚴謹,內無一尺之童,焉得有雷公嘴的男子央來?這想是那裡來的妖怪,或者假綽名聲,至此訪我。等我出去看看。」
好魔王,拽開步,出了書房,上大廳取了披掛,結束了。拿了一條混鐵棍,出門高叫道:「是誰人在我這裡無狀?」行者在傍,見他那模樣,與五百年前又大不同。只見:
頭上戴一頂水磨銀亮熟鐵盔,身上貫一副絨穿錦繡黃金甲,足下踏一雙捲尖粉底麂皮靴;腰間束一條攢絲三股獅蠻帶。一雙眼光如明鏡,兩道眉艷似紅霓。口若血盆,齒排銅板。吼聲響震山神怕,行動威風惡鬼慌。四海有名稱混世,西方大力號魔王。
這大聖整衣上前,深深的唱個大喏道:「長兄,還認得小弟麼?」牛王答禮道:「你是齊天大聖孫悟空麼?」大聖道:「正是,正是。一向久別未拜。適才到此問一女子,方得見兄。丰采果勝常,可賀也。」牛王喝道:「且休巧舌。我聞你鬧了天宮,被佛祖降壓在五行山下,近解脫天災,保護唐僧西天見佛求經,怎麼在號山枯松澗火雲洞把我小兒牛聖嬰害了?正在這裡惱你,你卻怎麼又來尋我?」大聖作禮道:「長兄勿得誤怪小弟。當時令郎捉住吾師,要食其肉,小弟近他不得,幸觀音菩薩欲救我師,勸他歸正。現今做了善財童子,比兄長還高,享極樂之門堂,受逍遙之永壽,有何不可,返怪我耶?」牛王罵道:「這個乖嘴的猢猻!害子之情,被你說過;你才欺我愛妾,打上我門何也?」大聖笑道:「我因拜謁長兄不見,向那女子拜問,不知就是二嫂嫂。因他罵了我幾句,是小弟一時粗鹵,驚了嫂嫂。望長兄寬恕寬恕。」牛王道:「既如此說,我看故舊之情,饒你去罷。」
大聖道:「既蒙寬恩,感謝不盡。但尚有一事奉瀆,萬望周濟周濟。」牛王罵道:「這猢猻不識起倒,饒了你,倒還不走,反來纏我。甚麼周濟周濟?」大聖道:「實不瞞長兄,小弟因保唐僧西進,路阻火焰山,不能前進。詢問土人,知尊嫂羅剎女有一柄芭蕉扇,欲求一用。昨到舊府奉拜嫂嫂,嫂嫂堅執不借。是以特求長兄,望兄長開天地之心,同小弟到大嫂處一行,千萬借扇搧滅火焰,保得唐僧過山,即時完璧。」牛王聞言,心如火發,咬響鋼牙罵道:「你說你不無禮,你原來是借扇之故。一定先欺我山妻,山妻想是不肯,故來尋我,且又趕我愛妾。常言道:『朋友妻,不可欺;朋友妾,不可滅。』你既欺我妻又滅我妾,多大無禮?上來吃我一棍。」大聖道:「哥要說打,弟也不懼。但求寶貝,是我真心,萬乞借我使使。」牛王道:「你若三合敵得我,我著山妻借你;如敵不過,打死你,與我雪恨。」大聖道:「哥說得是。小弟這一向疏懶,不曾與兄相會,不知這幾年武藝比昔日如何,我兄弟們請演演棍看。」這牛王那容分說,掣混鐵棍,劈頭就打;這大聖持金箍棒,隨手相迎。兩個這場好鬥:
金箍棒,混鐵棍,變臉不以朋友論。那個說:「正怪你這猢猻害子情。」這個說:「你令郎已得道休嗔恨。」那個說:「你無知怎敢上我門?」這個說:「我有因特地來相問。」一個要求扇子保唐僧,一個不借芭蕉忒鄙吝。語去言來失舊情,舉家無義皆生忿。牛王棍起賽蛟龍,大聖棒迎神鬼遁。初時爭鬥在山前,後來齊駕祥雲進。半空之內顯神通,五彩光中施妙運。兩條棍響振天關,不見輸贏皆傍寸。
這大聖與那牛王鬥經百十回合,不分勝負。正在難解難分之際,只聽得山峰上有人叫道:「牛爺爺,我大王多多拜上,幸賜早臨,好安座也。」牛王聞說,使混鐵棍支住金箍棒,叫道:「猢猻,你且住了,等我去一個朋友家赴會來者。」言畢,按下雲頭,徑至洞裡,對玉面公主道:「美人,才那雷公嘴的男子乃孫悟空猢猻,被我一頓棍打走了,再不敢來。你放心耍子。我到一個朋友處吃酒去也。」他才卸了盔甲,穿一領鴉青剪絨襖子,走出門,跨上辟水金睛獸,著小的們看守門庭,半雲半霧,一直向西北方而去。
大聖在高峰上看著,心中暗想道:「這老牛不知又結識了甚麼朋友,往那裡去赴會。等老孫跟他走走。」好行者,將身幌一幌,變作一陣清風趕上,隨著同走。不多時,到了一座山中,那牛王寂然不見。大聖聚了原身,入山尋看。那山中有一面清水深潭,潭邊有一座石碣,碣上有六個大字,乃「亂石山碧波潭」。大聖暗想道:「老牛斷然下水去了。水底之精,若不是蛟精,必是龍精、魚精,或是龜鱉黿鼉之精。等老孫也下去水看看。」
好大聖,捻著訣,念個咒語,搖身一變,變作一個螃蟹,不大不小的有三十六斤重。撲的跳在水中,徑沉潭底。忽見一座玲瓏剔透的牌樓,樓下拴著那個辟水金睛獸。進牌樓裡面,卻就沒水。大聖爬進去,仔細看時,只見那壁廂一派音樂之聲。但見:
朱宮貝闕,與世不殊。黃金為屋瓦,白玉作門樞。屏開玳瑁甲,檻砌珊瑚珠。祥雲瑞藹輝蓮座,上接三光下入衢。非是天宮並海藏,果然此處賽蓬壺。高堂設宴羅賓主,大小官員冠冕珠。忙呼玉女捧牙槃,催喚仙娥調律呂。長鯨鳴,巨蟹舞,鱉吹笙,鼉擊鼓,驪頷之珠照樽俎。鳥篆之文列翠屏,蝦鬚之簾掛廊廡。八音迭奏雜仙韶,宮商響徹遏雲霄。青頭鱸妓撫瑤瑟,紅眼馬郎品玉簫。鱖婆頂獻香獐脯,龍女頭簪金鳳翹。吃的是,天廚八寶珍饈味;飲的是,紫府瓊漿熟醞醪。
那上面坐的是牛魔王,左右有三四個蛟精,前面坐著一個老龍精,兩邊乃龍子、龍孫、龍婆、龍女。
正在那裡觥籌交錯之際,孫大聖一直走將上去,被老龍看見,即命:「拿下那個野蟹來。」龍子、龍孫一擁上前,把大聖拿住。大聖忽作人言,叫:「饒命,饒命。」老龍道:「你是那裡來的野蟹?怎麼敢上廳堂,在尊客之前,橫行亂走?快早供來,免汝死罪。」好大聖,假捏虛言,對眾供道:
「生自湖中為活,傍崖作窟權居。蓋因日久得身舒,官受橫行介士。
踏草拖泥落索,從來未習行儀。不知法度冒王威,伏望尊慈恕罪!」
座上眾精聞言,都拱身對老龍作禮道:「蟹介士初入瑤宮,不知王禮,望尊公饒他去罷。」老龍稱謝了。眾精即教:「放了那廝,且記打,外面伺候。」大聖應了一聲,往外逃命,徑至牌樓之下。心中暗想道:「這牛王在此貪杯,那裡等得他散?就是散了,也不肯借扇與我。不如偷了他的金睛獸,變做牛魔王,去哄那羅剎女,騙他扇子,送我師父過山為妙。」
好大聖,即現本像,將金睛獸解了韁繩,撲一把,跨上雕鞍,徑直騎出水底。到於潭外,將身變作牛王模樣。打著獸,縱著雲,不多時,已至翠雲山芭蕉洞口。叫聲:「開門。」那洞門裡有兩個女童,聞得聲音開了門,看見是牛魔王嘴臉,即入報:「奶奶,爺爺來家了。」那羅剎聽言,忙整雲鬟,急移蓮步,出門迎接。這大聖下雕鞍,牽進金睛獸;弄大膽,誆騙女佳人。羅剎女肉眼,認他不出,即攜手而入,著丫鬟設座看茶。一家子見是主公,無不敬謹。
須臾間敘及寒溫,「牛王」道:「夫人久闊。」羅剎道:「大王萬福。」又云:「大王寵幸新婚,拋撇奴家,今日是那陣風兒吹你來的?』大聖笑道:「非敢拋撇,只因玉面公主招後,家事繁冗,朋友多顧,是以稽留在外,卻也又治得一個家當了。」又道:「近聞悟空那廝保唐僧,將近火焰山界,恐他來問你借扇子。我恨那廝害子之仇未報,但來時,可差人報我,等我拿他,分屍萬段,以雪我夫妻之恨。」羅剎聞言,滴淚告道:「大王,常言說:『男兒無婦財無主,女子無夫身無主。』我的性命,險些兒被這猢猻害了。」大聖聽得,故意發怒,罵道:「那潑猴幾時過去了?」羅剎道:「還未去。昨日到我這裡借扇子,我因他害孩兒之故,披掛了,掄寶劍出門,就砍那猢猻。他忍著疼,叫我做嫂嫂,說大王曾與他結義。」大聖道:「是五百年前曾拜為七弟兄。」羅剎道:「被我罵也不敢回言,砍也不敢動手。後被我一扇子搧去。不知在那裡尋得個定風法兒,今早又在門外叫喚。是我又使扇搧,莫想得動。急掄劍砍時,他就不讓我了。我怕他棒重,就走入洞裡,緊關上門。不知他又從何處,鑽在我肚腹之內,險被他害了性命。是我叫他幾聲叔叔,將扇與他去也。」
大聖又假意搥胸道:「可惜,可惜。夫人錯了,怎麼就把這寶貝與那猢猻?惱殺我也。」羅剎笑道:「大王息怒。與他的是假扇,但哄他去了。」大聖問:「真扇在於何處?」羅剎道:「放心,放心,我收著哩。」叫丫鬟整酒接風賀喜。遂擎杯奉上道:「大王,燕爾新婚,千萬莫忘結髮,且吃一杯鄉中之水。」大聖不敢不接,只得笑吟吟,舉觴在手道:「夫人先飲。我因圖治外產,久別夫人,早晚蒙護守家門,權為酬謝。」羅剎復接杯斟起,遞與大王道:「自古道:『妻者,齊也。』夫乃養身之父,謝甚麼?」他兩人謙謙講講,方才坐下巡酒。大聖不敢破葷,只吃幾個果子,與他言言語語。
酒至數巡,羅剎覺有半酣,色情微動,就和孫大聖挨挨擦擦,搭搭拈拈:攜著手,俏語溫存;並著肩,低聲俯就。將一杯酒,你喝一口,我喝一口,卻又哺果。大聖假意虛情,相陪相笑,沒奈何,也與他相倚相偎。果然是:
釣詩鉤,掃愁帚,破除萬事無過酒。男兒立節放襟懷,女子忘情開笑口。面赤似夭桃,身搖如嫩柳。絮絮叨叨話語多,捻捻掐掐風情有。時見掠雲鬟,又見掄尖手。幾番常把腳兒蹺,數次每將衣袖抖。粉項自然低,蠻腰漸覺扭。合歡言語不曾丟,酥胸半露鬆金鈕。醉來真個玉山頹,餳眼摩娑幾弄醜。
大聖見他這等酣然,暗自留心,挑鬥道:「夫人,真扇子你收在那裡?早晚仔細,但恐孫行者變化多端,卻又來騙去。」羅剎笑嘻嘻的,口中吐出,只有一個杏葉兒大小,遞與大聖道:「這個不是寶貝?」大聖接在手中,卻又不信,暗想著:「這些些兒,怎生搧得火滅?怕又是假的。」羅剎見他看著寶貝沉思,忍不住上前,將粉面搵在行者臉上,叫道:「親親,你收了寶貝吃酒罷,只管出神想甚麼哩?」大聖就趁腳兒蹺,問他一句道:「這般小小之物,如何搧得八百里火焰?」羅剎酒陶真性,無忌憚,就說出方法道:「大王,與你別了二載,你想是晝夜貪歡,被那玉面公主弄傷了神思,怎麼自家的寶貝事情,也都忘了?只將左手大指頭捻著那柄兒上第七縷紅絲,念一聲『𠲛噓啊吸嘻吹呼』,即長一丈二尺長短。這寶貝變化無窮!那怕他八萬里火焰,可一扇而消也。」
大聖聞言,切切記在心上。卻把扇兒也噙在口裡,把臉抹一抹,現了本像。厲聲高叫道:「羅剎女,你看看我可是你親老公?就把我纏了這許多醜勾當,不羞,不羞。」那女子一見是孫行者,慌得推倒桌席,跌落塵埃,羞愧無比,只叫:「氣殺我也!氣殺我也!」
這大聖不管他死活,捽脫手,拽大步,徑出了芭蕉洞。正是:無心貪美色,得意笑顏回。將身一縱,踏祥雲,跳上高山,將扇子吐出來,演演方法。將左手大指頭捻著那柄上第七縷紅絲,念了一聲「𠲛噓啊吸嘻吹呼」,果然長了有一丈二尺長短。拿在手中,仔細看了又看,比前番假的果是不同。只見祥光晃晃,瑞氣紛紛,上有三十六縷紅絲,穿經度絡,表裡相聯。原來行者只討了個長的方法,不曾討他個小的口訣,左右只是那等長短。沒奈何,只得搴在肩上,找舊路而回,不題。
卻說那牛魔王在碧波潭底與眾精散了筵席,出得門來,不見了辟水金睛獸。老龍王聚眾精問道:「是誰偷放牛爺的金睛獸也?」眾精跪下道:「沒人敢偷。我等俱在筵前供酒捧盤,供唱奏樂,更無一人在前。」老龍道:「家樂兒斷乎不敢,可曾有甚生人進來?」龍子、龍孫道:「適才安座之時,有個蟹精到此,那個便是生人。」牛王聞說,頓然省悟道:「不消講了。早間賢友著人邀我時,有個孫悟空保唐僧取經,路遇火焰山難過,曾問我求借芭蕉扇。我不曾與他,他和我賭鬥一場,未分勝負。我卻丟了他,徑赴盛會。那猴子千般伶俐,萬樣機關,斷乎是那廝變作蟹精,來此打探消息,偷了我獸,去山妻處騙了那一把芭蕉扇兒也。」眾精見說,一個個膽戰心驚,問道:「可是那大鬧天宮的孫悟空麼?」牛王道:「正是。列公若在西天路上,有不是處,切要躲避他些兒。」老龍道:「似這般說,大王的駿騎卻如之何?」牛王笑道:「不妨,不妨。列公各散,等我趕他去來。」
遂而分開水路,跳出潭底,駕黃雲,徑至翠雲山芭蕉洞。只聽得羅剎女跌腳搥胸,大呼小叫。推開門,又見辟水金睛獸拴在下邊。牛王高叫:「夫人,孫悟空那廂去了?」眾女童看見牛魔,一齊跪下道:「爺爺來了?」羅剎女扯住牛王,磕頭撞腦,口裡罵道:「潑老天殺的!怎樣這般不謹慎,著那猢猻偷了金睛獸,變作你的模樣,到此騙我?」牛王切齒道:「猢猻那廂去了?」羅剎搥著胸膛罵道:「那潑猴賺了我的寶貝,現出原身走了。氣殺我也!」牛王道:「夫人保重,勿得心焦。等我趕上猢猻,奪了寶貝,剝了他皮,剉碎他骨,擺出他的心肝,與你出氣。」叫:「拿兵器來。」女童道:「爺爺的兵器不在這裡。」牛王道:「拿你奶奶的兵器來罷。」侍婢將兩把青鋒寶劍捧出。牛王脫了那赴宴的鴉青絨襖,束一束貼身的小衣,雙手綽劍,走出芭蕉洞,徑奔火焰山上趕來。正是那:
忘恩漢騙了痴心婦,烈性魔來近木叉人。
畢竟不知此去吉凶如何,且聽下回分解。
