Chapter 45

第045回 · Journey to the West

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Chapter 45

The Great Sage Sun, with his left hand, gave Sha Wujing a pinch, and with his right hand, he gave Zhu Bajie a pinch. The two of them then came to their senses. They sat up high, their faces blank, saying nothing. The Taoist priests lit lamps and torches, searching back and forth, but the three of them looked like clay statues overlaid with gold. The Tiger Power Great Immortal said, "There are no villains here, so how could all the offerings have been eaten?" The Deer Power Great Immortal said, "It looks like the work of humans—the ones with skins had their skins peeled, and the ones with pits had their pits spat out. But why are there no human forms to be seen?" The Goat Power Great Immortal said, "Brother, do not doubt. I think it is because of our sincere devotion, reciting scriptures day and night here, submitting petitions before and after, and also the name of the imperial court, that we have surely moved the Celestial Worthy. I think it must be the sacred presence of the Three Pure Ones who descended and partook of these offerings. Since the immortals have not yet returned and the crane-carriage is still here, we can prostrate ourselves and beseech the Celestial Worthy to bestow some sacred water and elixir upon the Emperor—would that not grant him eternal life and longevity, and also demonstrate our merit?" The Tiger Power Great Immortal said, "Well spoken." He instructed: "Disciples, play the music and recite the scriptures. On the other side, bring the ritual vestments. I shall perform the steps of the Dipper and offer prayers." The minor priests all obeyed, arranging themselves in two orderly rows. The chime of a qing rang out, and together they recited a scroll of the *Huangting Dao De Zhenjing*. The Tiger Power Great Immortal donned his ritual vestments, held up his jade tablet, danced and raised dust before the altar, prostrated himself on the ground, and addressed the heavens above:

"In trembling fear and awe, I bow my head in devotion. We, your ministers, have raised this teaching, gazing up in reverence to the pure void. We have destroyed the base and vulgar monks and honored the radiance of the Way. By imperial command we have repaired the precious halls and built the palace courtyards. We have spread abundant offerings and hung high the dragon banners. Through the night we have kept candles burning; all day long we have burned incense. With single-minded devotion we reach upward; with the slightest reverence we return our respect. Now that you have graciously descended and have not yet returned your immortal carriage, we look to you to bestow some elixir and sacred water to present to the court, that his life may be as long as the South Mountain."

When Bajie heard this, his heart trembled, and he silently said to the Pilgrim, "This is our fault—we ate the things and didn't leave, and now we just wait for them like this while they pray and beseech. How are we to respond?" The Pilgrim gave him another pinch and suddenly opened his mouth, calling out: "Young immortals of the junior rank, cease your prayers and prostrations. We came from the Peach Festival Banquet and did not bring any sacred water or elixir. Come back another day and we shall bestow it." When the Taoist priests, great and small, heard words being spoken, they all trembled in their robes and said, "Grandfather! A living Celestial Worthy has descended to the mortal realm—by all means do not leave, but find some way to grant us the method of longevity!" The Deer Power Great Immortal stepped forward and bowed again, saying:

"I raise dust and knock my head, reverently presenting my sincere devotion. Your humble ministers submit their lives, looking up and bowing to the Three Pure Ones. Since coming to this realm, we have exalted the Way and expelled the monks. The king's heart rejoices, and he honors the mystics. We have held the great ritual of the canopy of heaven and watched the scriptures through the night. Fortunate that the Celestial Worthy has not forsaken us, you have descended your sacred carriage to our court. We bow down hoping for your regard, looking up in hope of your grace. Surely you will leave some sacred water for your disciples to prolong their lives and attain longevity."

Sha Wujing pinched the Pilgrim and said quietly, "Brother, this is urgent—they are praying again." The Pilgrim said, "Give them some." Bajie said silently, "Where is there any?" The Pilgrim said, "Just watch me. When I have it, you will all have it too." When the priests had finished their music and chanting, the Pilgrim spoke: "Young immortals of the junior rank, there is no need to prostrate yourselves. I would hesitate to leave you no sacred water, for fear of extinguishing your line; but if I were to give it to you, it would be all too easy." When the priests heard this, they all prostrated themselves and knocked their heads on the ground, saying, "We earnestly hope that the Celestial Worthy will consider the sincerity of your disciples' reverence and graciously bestow a small portion. Your disciples will widely proclaim the Way and its virtue and report to the king that he should universally honor the Mystic Gate." The Pilgrim said, "In that case, bring vessels." The priests all knocked their heads in thanks. The Tiger Power Great Immortal, being competitive, had a large vat carried out and placed in the hall. The Deer Power Great Immortal brought a sand basin and set it on the offering table. The Goat Power Great Immortal removed the flowers from a vase and placed it in the center. The Pilgrim said, "All of you go out in front of the hall, close the lattice doors, and do not leak the secrets of heaven, so that I may leave you some sacred water." The priests all prostrated themselves on the steps before the hall and closed the hall doors.

The Pilgrim then stood up, lifted his tiger-skin skirt, and pissed a full vase. When Zhu Bajie saw this, he was delighted and said, "Brother, I have been your brother for these several years, but we have never done this sort of thing. I just ate some food, and now I have to do this business!" The fool lifted his robes and, with a great rushing sound like the flood of Lüliang pouring down, he pissed a full sand basin. Sha Wujing also pissed half a vat. They then straightened their clothes and sat properly in their places, saying, "The young immortals have received the sacred water."

The priests pushed open the lattice doors, knocked their heads, bowed in thanks, carried out the vat, and gathered the vase and basin together. They said, "Disciples, bring a cup to taste it." A minor priest promptly took a tea cup and handed it to the old priest. The priest ladled out a cupful, drank it, and smacked his lips and smacked his mouth. The Deer Power Great Immortal said, "Brother, is it good?" The old priest pursed his lips and said, "Not very good—it has a sort of pungent, yeasty flavor." The Goat Power Great Immortal said, "Let me taste it." He also drank a mouthful and said, "It has a bit of a pig's urine stench." The Pilgrim, sitting up above, heard these words and had now seen through them. He said, "Let me employ a trick and leave my name behind for good measure." He shouted loudly:

"Way-name, way-name, how foolish you are! Which of the Three Pure Ones would descend to the mortal realm? I will tell you my true name. We are monks of the Great Tang, sent by imperial decree to the west. On this fine night with nothing to do, we descended to the palace. We ate the offerings and sat here idling and amusing ourselves. You bowed and prostrated to us—how were we to respond? What sacred water was that? What you were all drinking was nothing but the urine from my single piss."

The Taoist priest, upon hearing these words, blocked the gate, and together they wielded pitchforks, brooms, tiles, and stones, raining blows wildly and indiscriminately from inside. The splendid Sun Wukong, with Sha Seng under his left arm and Zhu Bajie under his right, burst through the gate, mounted a cloud of light, and made straight for the abbot's quarters of Zhiyuan Temple. Not daring to disturb their master, the three of them lay down again and slept.

It was already the third watch of the fifth drum. The king held court, gathering the two columns of civil and military officials and the four hundred court ministers. Crimson silk lamps shone bright, and from precious incense burners rose fragrant clouds, thick and hazy.

At this time Tripitaka woke and called, "Disciples, disciples, attend me—let us go exchange the travel permit." Wukong, Sha Seng, and Bajie rose hastily, dressed, and stood at attention on either side. They said, "We report to you, Master. This king believes in those Taoist priests and promotes the Way while destroying the Sangha. We fear that if words go amiss, he will not exchange the travel permit. We disciples will accompany and protect you, Master, and all go to the court." Tripitaka was overjoyed and put on his gold-threaded kasaya. Wukong took the travel documents, told Wujing to carry the alms bowl, and had Wuneng take the tin staff. They left their luggage and horses in the care of the monks of Zhiyuan Temple. They proceeded straight to the Tower of the Five Phoenixes, bowed to the Palace Gate Officer, reported their names, and said they were monks from the Great Tang of the East, come to exchange their travel documents, and begged him to relay the message. The Palace Gate Envoy entered the court, prostrated himself on the golden steps, and reported, "Outside there are four monks who say they are from the Great Tang of the East, come to seek scriptures in the West. They wish to exchange their travel documents and are now waiting outside the Tower of the Five Phoenixes for your command." The king, upon hearing the report, said, "These monks can find no place to die, so they come here to seek death. Why did the patrol officers not seize and bring them in?" The Grand Marshal, standing in attendance, stepped forward and said, "The Great Tang of the East is in the Jambudvipa continent, known as the Great Middle Kingdom. It is ten thousand leagues away, and the road is full of demons. These monks must possess some magical power to dare come west. I hope Your Majesty will consider these distant monks from the Middle Kingdom, summon them to verify the documents, and let them pass, so as not to lose this opportunity for good karma." The king approved the memorial and summoned Tripitaka and his disciples to the Golden Hall. The master and disciples arranged themselves before the steps and presented the travel documents to the king.

The king had just unrolled them to read when the Palace Gate Officer came to report, "The three National Preceptors have arrived." The king hastily put away the travel documents, descended from the dragon throne in great agitation, ordered the attendants to set out embroidered cushions, and bowed to welcome them. Tripitaka and the others turned to look and saw the Great Immortal swaggering in, followed by a pair of young lads with topknots and disheveled hair, striding straight inside. The two columns of officials bowed with their backs humbly lowered and dared not look up. He ascended the Golden Hall and did not bow to the king at all. The king said, "National Preceptor, I did not send for you. What brings you here today?" The old Taoist said, "I have a matter to report, and so I have come. Those four monks—from what country are they?" The king said, "They are sent from the Great Tang of the East to seek scriptures in the West. They have come to exchange their travel documents." The three Taoist priests clapped their hands and laughed loudly. "I thought they had fled, but it turns out they are still here." The king, startled, said, "What does the National Preceptor mean? They have only just reported their names. I was about to send them to the National Preceptor for use, but the Grand Marshal's memorial was reasonable. Out of consideration for travelers from afar and not wishing to destroy the good karma of the Middle Kingdom, I summoned them to verify the documents. I did not expect the National Preceptor to ask about them. Could it be that they have offended your honored countenance and are guilty of some offense?" The Taoist said with a smile, "Your Majesty does not know. They came yesterday and killed two of my disciples outside the east gate, released five hundred imprisoned monks, and smashed the carriages. At night they broke into the temple, destroyed the sacred images of the Three Pure Ones, and stole the imperially bestowed offerings. We were deceived by them and thought they were the Celestial Worthy descended from heaven, begging for some holy water and golden elixir to present to Your Majesty, hoping to prolong life and attain immortality. We did not expect they left behind some urine to fool us. Each of us drank a mouthful and tasted its true flavor. We were about to seize them when they fled. Now they are here again—truly, 'the road of enemies is narrow.'" Upon hearing this, the king flew into a rage and wished to execute the four monks.

Sun the Great Sage pressed his palms together and spoke, calling out in a stern and loud voice, "Let Your Majesty for a moment still his thunderous anger and allow us monks to make our report." The king said, "You have offended the National Preceptor. How could the National Preceptor's words be wrong?" Wukong said, "He says I went outside the city yesterday and killed two of his disciples—who is the witness to this? Even if we were to falsely confess, let two monks pay with their lives and release the other two to fetch the scriptures. He also says I smashed the carriages and released the imprisoned monks—this too has no witness, and we should not be put to death for it. Let one more monk bear the blame for that. He says I destroyed the Three Pure Ones and caused havoc in the temple—this is a false accusation against me." The king said, "How is it a false accusation?" Wukong said, "We monks are from the East. We have only just arrived here and do not even know the streets. How could we have known the affairs of his temple at night? If he left behind urine, we should have been caught at the time. Yet he waits until now to accuse us by name. There are countless people in the world who use false names—how can he say it was I? I hope Your Majesty will turn from anger and investigate carefully." The king, who had been confused to begin with, after hearing Wukong's speech, could not make up his mind.

While still puzzled, a palace eunuch came forward to announce: "Your Majesty, there are many village elders outside the gate awaiting Your summons." The king asked, "What business do they have?" He immediately ordered them brought in. They were ushered before the hall—some thirty or forty village elders, who kowtowed toward the throne and said, "Ten thousand years! This spring not a single drop of rain has fallen, and we fear the summer months will bring drought. We have come humbly to beg that the Royal Preceptor Grandfather pray for a sweet rain to save the common people." The king said, "Retire for now, village elders. The rain shall come." The elders thanked his favor and withdrew.

The king said, "Tang monks, do you know why I honor the Way and suppress the Buddhists? It is because in years past, when rain was needed, not a single monk of this kingdom could produce even a single drop. Fortunately, Heaven sent down the Royal Preceptor to rescue the people from their misery. You have come from afar and dared to offend the Royal Preceptor. By rights I should punish you at once, but I will spare you. Do you dare to compete with our Royal Preceptor in praying for rain? If you can pray for a sweet rain that saves the ten thousand people, I will pardon your crime, exchange your travel documents, and let you go west. But if you lose the contest and no rain falls, I will have you dragged to the execution ground to be put to death as a warning to all."

Tripitaka Seng laughed and said, "This little monk knows a thing or two about prayer and supplication."

The king, upon hearing this, ordered the altar grounds swept and prepared. At the same time he commanded: "Set out the imperial carriage. I shall personally ascend the Five-Phoenix Tower to observe." The many officials at once made ready the carriage, and presently the king ascended and took his seat. Tripitaka stood below the tower with Tripitaka Seng, Sha Wujing, and Zhu Bajie attending him. The three Taoist priests accompanied the king on the tower. Shortly, an official came galloping on horseback to report: "All preparations at the altar are complete. Please, Royal Preceptor Grandfather, ascend the altar."

The Tiger Power Great Immortal rose, bowed, and took leave of the king, then descended the tower. Tripitaka Seng stepped forward and blocked his path. "Where are you off to, sir?" the Great Immortal asked. "To ascend the altar and pray for rain," the Great Immortal replied. Tripitaka Seng said, "You think rather too highly of yourself, and show no consideration for us monks from a distant land. Very well—as they say, 'A mighty dragon cannot crush a local snake.' You may go first, but you must make this clear before the king." "Make what clear?" the Great Immortal asked. "We shall both ascend the altar to pray for rain. How will anyone know whether the rain is yours or mine? How will the credit be assigned?" The king, hearing this from above, thought secretly to himself, "That little monk speaks with some sense." Sha Wujing, overhearing, smiled inwardly and thought, "He doesn't know that Tripitaka Seng has a bellyful of sense he hasn't even shown yet." The Great Immortal said, "No need to discuss it. His Majesty will naturally know." Tripitaka Seng said, "Even so, I am a monk from afar and have never met you before. If we dispute the credit afterward, it will come to nothing. We must settle this clearly before we proceed." The Great Immortal said, "Once I ascend the altar, watch for my tokens as the signal: at the first token-strike, wind will come; at the second, clouds will rise; at the third, thunder and lightning will sound together; at the fourth, rain will arrive; at the fifth, the clouds will disperse and the rain will cease." Tripitaka Seng laughed and said, "Splendid! I monks have never seen such a thing. Please, go ahead, go ahead!"

The Great Immortal strode forward, with Tripitaka and the others following, and they went straight to the gate of the altar grounds. Looking up, they saw a high platform some three zhang or more in height. On either side of the platform were planted banners bearing the names of the Twenty-Eight Constellations. At the top stood a table with an incense burner upon it, from which wispy smoke curled upward. On both sides were candlesticks, their candles burning brightly beside the breeze. Beside the burner rested a gold plaque engraved with the names of the Thunder Gods. Below were five large vats, each filled with clear water, on which floated willow branches, and upon the willow branches rested an iron plaque inscribed with the talismanic characters of the Thunder Ministry. To the left and right stood five large posts, each inscribed with the names of the Thunder Messengers of the Five Directions. Beside each post stood two Taoist priests, each holding an iron hammer, ready to strike the posts. Behind the platform were many Taoist priests writing documents. In the center was set up a paper furnace, along with several figurines representing the talisman-bearing messengers and the Earth God's eulogizing attendants.

The Great Immortal walked in without the least show of humility and mounted the platform directly, taking his stand at the top. A young Taoist priest beside him presented several talismans written on yellow paper and a precious sword, which he handed to the Great Immortal. The Great Immortal grasped the sword, recited an incantation, and burned one of the talismans in the candle flame. Two or three priests below took a figurine of a talisman-bearer and a document, and set them alight as well. Then came a sharp crack of the token from above, and in the middle of the sky a gentle breeze came drifting. Zhu Bajie muttered under his breath, "Bad, bad! This Taoist really has ability. The token cracked once, and sure enough the wind is blowing." Tripitaka Seng said, "Brother, quiet! Don't speak to me anymore. Just protect our master. I'm going to take care of something."

The great Sage plucked one of his body hairs, blew on it with immortal breath, and cried, "Change!" It became a false Tripitaka Seng, who stood beside the Tang Monk. His true spirit left his body and rushed up into the sky, calling out in a loud voice: "Who is in charge of the wind?" Startled, the Wind Granny clutched her bag, and Xun Erlang secured the cord at her mouth. They came forward and bowed. Tripitaka Seng said, "I am protecting the Tang Monk of the Holy Land on his journey to the West to fetch the scriptures. We have passed through the Kingdom of Chechi and are competing with that evil Taoist to pray for rain. Why do you not help old Sun but instead aid that Taoist? I will spare you for now—take the wind away! If the least breath of wind stirs even a single whisker on that Taoist's face, each of you will receive twenty blows with an iron rod." The Wind Granny said, "We dare not, we dare not." And the wind died away completely. Zhu Bajie could not restrain himself from shouting, "Sir, please step down! The token has sounded, yet there is not a breath of wind. Come down and let us go up!"

The Daoist again took his token tablet, burned his talismanic dispatch, and struck it once more with a crash, whereupon clouds and mist filled the sky overhead. The Great Sage Sun called out at the top of his voice, "Who is it spreading the clouds?" In a flurry, the Cloud-Pushing Lad and the Mist-Spreading Gentleman came forward to bow to him face to face. The Pilgrim related the whole matter once more. The Cloud Lad and Mist Boy then gathered in the clouds and mist, letting the sun shine resplendent—for ten thousand miles the sky was cloudless. Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "This fellow can only fool this emperor and put off the common folk—he has no real ability at all. The token tablet has sounded twice, yet how is it no clouds have formed?"

The Daoist priest grew anxious in his heart. He brandished his treasure sword, loosened his hair, recited his incantations, burned his talismans, and struck the token tablet downward once more. Thereupon, from within the Southern Heavenly Gate, General Deng led the Lord of Thunder and the Mother of Lightning to the sky, where they came forward to greet the Pilgrim with a bow. The Pilgrim again related the whole affair and asked, "How is it you came with such devotion? What imperial decree brought you here?" The General said, "That Daoist priest's Five Thunder Method is genuine. He sent up documents and burned dispatches, which alarmed the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor issued an edict straight to the mansion of the Venerable Sovereign of Thunder and Lightning of the Nine Heavens. We came by his command to assist in bringing thunder and rain." The Pilgrim said, "In that case, all of you stay put and wait together for old Sun to do his work." Sure enough, the thunder did not rumble, nor did the lightning flash.

The Daoist priest grew even more flustered. He added incense, burned talismans, recited incantations, and struck the token tablet again. In midair, the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas arrived together. The Pilgrim shouted at them head-on, "Ao Guang, where are you off to?" Ao Guang, Ao Shun, Ao Qin, and Ao Run came forward to bow. The Pilgrim again related the whole matter and said, "In the past I imposed on you to no avail; today I hope you will lend your aid." The Dragon Kings said, "We obey, we obey." The Pilgrim then thanked Ao Shun, saying, "The other day I owed a debt to your son for binding the monster and rescuing my master." The Dragon King said, "That wretch is still chained in the sea; we did not dare act on our own authority and were just about to ask the Great Sage to pass judgment." The Pilgrim said, "Do with him as you see fit. But for now, assist me in this enterprise. The priest has sounded his token tablet four times; now it is old Sun's turn to take the stage. But I don't know how to issue documents, burn dispatches, or strike token tablets—you gentlemen must lend me your support." General Deng said, "Who would dare not follow the Great Sage's orders? But we must have a signal before we can act accordingly; otherwise, the thunder and rain would be in disarray, which would reflect poorly on the Great Sage's authority." The Pilgrim said, "I'll use my staff as the signal." The Lord of Thunder was greatly alarmed and cried, "Grandpa! How could we endure a blow from that staff?" The Pilgrim said, "I'm not going to hit you. Just watch: when I point my staff upward, you are to send forth wind." The Granny of the Wind and Xun Erlang readily agreed: "We'll release the wind." "When the staff points the second time, you are to spread the clouds." The Cloud-Pushing Lad and the Mist-Spreading Gentleman said, "We'll spread the clouds, we'll spread the clouds." "When the staff points the third time, you are to make thunder rumble and lightning flash." The Lord of Thunder and the Mother of Lightning said: "We comply, we comply." "When the staff points the fourth time, you are to send down rain." The Dragon Kings said, "We obey, we obey." "When the staff points the fifth time, the sun must shine brightly in a clear sky. See that you do not disobey."

Having given his instructions, he then pressed down his cloud, shook his hairs, and drew them back into his body. Those people, with their mortal flesh eyes, had no knowledge of this. The Pilgrim then called out loudly from the side, "Sir, please! The four sounds of the token tablet have all been struck—there are no wind, clouds, thunder, or rain. It is my turn now." The Daoist priest had no choice; he dared not occupy the platform any longer and had to come down and yield his place to him. Pouting his lips, he went straight to the tower to have an audience with the emperor. The Pilgrim said, "Let me follow him and see what he says." He heard the king ask, "Here in my kingdom I listen with attentive ears, but there the four sounds of your token tablet rang out and no wind or rain appeared. Why is that?" The Daoist said, "Today the dragon gods are not at home." The Pilgrim said sternly, "Your Majesty, the dragon gods are all at home. It is only that this national master's magic is not efficacious—he could not summon them. Wait for the monk to summon them and see." The king said, "Go up to the altar at once. I shall wait here for the rain."

Having received the decree, the Pilgrim hastily withdrew himself to the altar grounds and pulled at Tang Sanzang, saying, "Master, please ascend the platform." Sanzang said, "Disciple, I know nothing of praying for rain." Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "He's setting you up. If there's still no rain, they'll bring kindling and set a fire to settle the matter." The Pilgrim said, "You don't know how to pray for rain, but fortunately you know how to recite sutras. Let me help you." The elder then stepped up onto the altar, seated himself at the top in dignified composure, settled his nature and returned his spirit, and silently recited the *Heart Sutra*. Just as he was seated, he suddenly saw an official gallop up on horseback and ask, "You monk, why don't you strike the token tablet or burn the talismanic dispatch?" The Pilgrim answered in a loud voice: "No need! No need! We pray through quiet cultivation." The official went back to report, but of that nothing more need be said.

When the Pilgrim heard that his master had finished reciting the sutra, he reached into his ear and drew out his iron rod. He waved it in the wind, and it became twelve feet long and as thick as a bowl. He pointed the rod toward the sky. When Granny Wind saw this, she hastily untied her leather bag; Xun Erlang loosened the cords on his mouth. At once the wind howled and roared, tearing off roof tiles and overturning bricks throughout the city, whipping up sand and rolling stones. Truly it was a magnificent wind, yet utterly unlike ordinary winds. Behold:

Breaking willows and wounding flowers, uprooting forests and toppling trees. The ninefold palace had its walls cracked and ramparts collapsed; the Five-Phoenix Tower had its beams shaken and pillars swayed. The red sun at the edge of the sky lost its radiance; the yellow sand beneath the earth grew wings. Before the Martial Hall, the generals trembled; within the Literary Pavilion, the scholars quailed. The painted ladies of the three palaces let their dark hair fall in disarray; the consorts of the six courts let their jewelled coiffures go unkempt. The golden caps of marquises and earls shed their embroidered tassels; the black gauze hats of ministers fluttered like spread wings. The court attendants had words but dared not speak; the palace eunuchs held their memorials but had nowhere to present them. The golden fish and jade sashes fell out of rank; the ivory tablets and silken robes lost their proper order. Painted pavilions and emerald screens were all damaged; green windows and vermilion doors were all in disarray. Tiles flew and bricks scattered from the Golden Palace Hall; doors skewed and lattice shattered in the Brocade Cloud Hall. Truly this fierce gale was savage—it blew so fiercely that the king and his sons could scarcely meet; the six avenues and three markets were emptied of human traces, and ten thousand households and a thousand gates were all tightly shut.

Indeed, the wild wind raged with great fury.

The Pilgrim Sun once more displayed his divine power. He twirled the golden-banded staff once and pointed it toward the sky. Then one saw:

The Cloud-Pushing Lad and the Fog-Spreading Gentleman. The Cloud-Pushing Lad manifested his divine might—*gu-du-du*—the clouds touched the rocks and hung down to the sky. The Fog-Spreading Gentleman exerted his magic power—dense and vast—flying smoke covered the earth. The three markets were dark and obscure; the six streets were dim and dusky. Borne by the wind from across the sea, following the rain from Mount Kunlun. In an instant they filled heaven and earth; in a moment they veiled the dust of the world. It was as if all had returned to primeval chaos—the phoenix tower gates could not be seen.

At this time the fog was thick and hazy, the clouds dense and lowering.

The Pilgrim Sun once more twirled the golden-banded staff and pointed it toward the sky. In a panic:

The Duke of Thunder raged in fury; the Mother of Lightning burned with wrath. The Duke of Thunder raged in fury, riding his fire-beast backward down from the heavenly pass. The Mother of Lightning burned with wrath, wildly brandishing her golden serpents away from the Star Palace. *Hu-la-la*—thunderbolts were unleashed, shattering Iron-Fork Mountain. *Xi-li-li*—red silk lightning flashed, flying out over the Eastern Sea. *Hu-hu yin-yin*—the rumbling sound of rolling carts; *ye-ye huang-huang*—rice grains scattered in brilliant flashes. The myriad plants and all living things were transformed in spirit; many insects that had hibernated now stirred. The ruler and his ministers in the tower were struck with terror; merchants and traders, hearing the sound, trembled in alarm.

The heavy thunder flashed and crashed—*ping-ping pang-pang*—like the splitting of earth and the collapse of mountains. It frightened the people of the whole city so that every household burned incense and every family burned paper offerings. The Pilgrim Sun cried out loudly: "Old Deng, take care to watch for those officials who take bribes and pervert the law, and those sons who are unfilial and disobedient—beat a few more to death as a warning to the others." The thunder grew ever louder.

The Pilgrim then pointed his iron staff upward once more. Then one saw:

The Dragon issued his command; the rain flooded the universe. Its force was like the Silver River pouring over the heavenly moat; its speed was like cloud currents rushing through the sea gate. From the tower tops came the sound *di-di*; outside the windows it went *xiao-xiao*. The Milky Way poured down from the sky; white waves surged before the streets. *Cong-cong*—as if drawn from a jar; *gun-gun*—as if poured from a basin. Isolated farmhouses were about to be flooded; wild banks were nearly level with the bridges. Truly the mulberry fields were turning into the blue sea; in an instant the dry land rolled with waves. The divine dragons came by this means to lend their aid, lifting up the Yangtze River and pouring it down.

This rain began falling at the hour of the Dragon and continued only until the hour of the Horse; it fell so that inside and outside the city of Chechi, water flooded the streets and avenues.

The king issued an edict saying: "The rain is enough, the rain is enough! If there is ever so much more, it will flood the crops and that would not be good." The official in charge of affairs beneath the Five-Phoenix Tower rode his horse through the rain to report: "Holy monk, the rain is enough." The Pilgrim, hearing these words, pointed the golden-banded staff upward once more. Then in an instant the thunder ceased, the wind stilled, the rain dispersed, and the clouds cleared. The king was overjoyed in his heart, and all the civil and military officials praised him, saying: "What a fine monk! This is truly a case of 'among the strong there is always one stronger.' Even our own National Master, though his prayers for rain are efficacious, if he wants clear weather, a fine rain still falls for half a day and it does not clear up properly. How is it that this monk can make it clear as soon as he wishes—in an instant the bright sun shines forth and for ten thousand li there is not a cloud?"

The king ordered the imperial carriage to return, the passport to be exchanged, and the departure of the Tang monk to be arranged. Just as the imperial seal was being applied, the three Daoists stepped forward once more to block the way, saying: "Your Majesty, this rain was entirely not the monk's achievement—it was the power of our Daoist school." The king said: "You just now said the Dragon King was not at home and that there would be no rain. He went up and prayed with meditative stillness, and the rain came down. Why do you now compete with him for the credit?" The Tiger-Power Great Immortal said: "I ascended the altar and issued the documents, burned the talismans, and struck the token tablet. Who among the Dragon Kings would dare not come? It must be that they were summoned from elsewhere, and the five offices of Wind, Cloud, Thunder, and Rain were all absent. Upon hearing my command, they hastened to arrive, and it happened that they came down as I went up—they chanced upon this opportunity, and so the rain fell. Tracing it to the root, it was still I who invited the dragon and sent the rain. How can it be counted as his merit?" The king was muddled, and hearing these words, he was once again doubtful and uncertain.

The Pilgrim stepped forward, pressed his palms together, and memorialized: "Your Majesty, these heterodox arts are not worthy of being called merit, and cannot be counted as either his or mine. Now there are the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas present in the air. My monks have not yet given the signal for them to withdraw, so they dare not hastily retreat. If the National Master can make the Dragon Kings appear in person, then it shall be counted as his merit." The king was greatly pleased and said: "This humble one has been emperor for twenty-three years and has never yet seen what a living dragon looks like. Let each of your two parties display their divine power—whether monk or Daoist—whoever can summon one shall have merit; whoever cannot shall be guilty." How could the Daoists have such ability? Even if they called, the Dragon Kings, seeing the Great Sage present, dared not show their heads. The Daoists said: "We cannot do it—you call them."

The Great Sage raised his face toward the sky and cried out in a loud voice: "Ao Guang, where are you? Brothers, all show your true forms and come look." The Dragon Kings, hearing the call, immediately revealed their true forms—four dragons. They flew through the mist and pierced the clouds, dancing and soaring toward the Golden Palace Hall. And one saw:

Soaring and transforming, coiling through mist and circling the clouds. Jade claws hung like hooks, white and gleaming; silver scales danced like mirrors, bright and clear. Whiskers floated like bolts of white silk, each strand crisp and clean; horns rose aloft, tall and straight, sturdy and pure. Their foreheads were lofty and imposing; their round eyes were dazzling and bright. Now hidden, now visible—impossible to fathom; soaring and flying—beyond all description. Pray for rain and rain is sent at once; pray for clear skies and the skies clear at once. These were the true images of sacred and divine dragons, auspicious and resplendent, circling the palace hall.

The king burned incense in the hall, while all the court officials bowed in worship on the steps. The king said, "We are honored by your sacred presence. Please return now. We shall hold a thanksgiving sacrifice another day." Tripitaka said, "All you divine beings may return to your respective places. The king will hold a thanksgiving sacrifice another day." The Dragon King went straight back to the sea, and the various deities returned each to his own heaven. Truly it could be said:

Boundless and vast, the wondrous Dharma most true,

Perfecting nature's essence, it cleaves through heterodox ways.

How exactly the evil was to be vanquished, however, you will have to hear in the next chapter.

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卻說孫大聖左手把沙和尚捻一把,右手把豬八戒捻一把,他二人卻就省悟。坐在高處,倥著臉,不言不語。憑那些道士點燈著火,前後照看,他三個就如泥塑金裝一般模樣。虎力大仙道:「沒有歹人,如何把供獻都吃了?」鹿力大仙道:「卻像人吃的勾當,有皮的都剝了皮,有核的都吐出核,卻怎麼不見人形?」羊力大仙道:「師兄勿疑。想是我們虔心敬意,在此晝夜誦經,前後申文,又是朝廷名號,斷然驚動天尊。想是三清爺爺聖駕降臨,受用了這些供養。趁今仙從未返,鶴駕在斯,我等可拜告天尊,懇求些聖水金丹,進與陛下,卻不是長生永壽,見我們的功果也?」虎力大仙道:「說的是。」教:「徒弟們動樂誦經。一壁廂取法衣來,等我步罡拜禱。」那些小道士俱遵命,兩班兒擺列齊整。噹的一聲磬響,齊念一卷《黃庭道德真經》。虎力大仙披了法衣,擎著玉簡,對面前舞蹈揚塵,拜伏於地,朝上啟奏道:

「誠惶誠恐,稽首歸依。臣等興教,仰望清虛。滅僧鄙俚,敬道光輝。敕修寶殿,御製庭闈。廣陳供養,高掛龍旗。通宵秉燭,鎮日香焚。一誠達上,寸敬虔歸。今蒙降駕,未返仙車。望賜些金丹聖水,進與朝廷,壽比南山。」

八戒聞言,心中忐忑,默對行者道:「這是我們的不是:吃了東西,且不走路,只等這般禱祝。卻怎麼答應?」行者又捻一把,忽地開口,叫聲:「晚輩小仙,且休拜祝。我等自蟠桃會上來的,不曾帶得金丹聖水,待改日再來垂賜。」那些大小道士聽見說出話來,一個個抖衣而戰道:「爺爺呀!活天尊臨凡,是必莫放,好歹求個長生的法兒。」鹿力大仙上前,又拜云:

「揚塵頓首,謹辦丹誠。微臣歸命,俯仰三清。自來此界,興道除僧。國王心喜,敬重玄齡。羅天大醮,徹夜看經。幸天尊之不棄,降聖駕而臨庭。俯求垂念,仰望恩榮。是必留些聖水,與弟子們延壽長生。」

沙僧捻著行者,默默的道:「哥呀,要得緊,又來禱告了。」行者道:「與他些罷。」八戒寂寂道:「那裡有得?」行者道:「你只看著我,我有時,你們也都有了。」那道士吹打已畢,行者開言道:「那晚輩小仙,不須拜伏。我欲不留些聖水與你們,恐滅了苗裔;若要與你,又忒容易了。」眾道聞言,一齊俯伏叩頭道:「萬望天尊念弟子恭敬之意,千乞喜賜些須。我弟子廣宣道德,奏國王普敬玄門。」行者道:「既如此,取器皿來。」那道士一齊頓首謝恩。虎力大仙愛強,就擡一口大缸,放在殿上;鹿力大仙端一砂盆,安在供桌之上;羊力大仙把花瓶摘了花,移在中間。行者道:「你們都出殿前,掩上格子,不可洩了天機,好留與你些聖水。」眾道一齊跪伏丹墀之下,掩了殿門。

那行者立將起來,掀著虎皮裙,撒了一花瓶臊溺。豬八戒見了,歡喜道:「哥啊,我和你做這幾年兄弟,只這些兒不曾弄過。我才吃了些東西,倒要幹這個事兒哩。」那獃子揭衣服,忽喇喇,就似呂梁洪倒下板來,沙沙的溺了一砂盆。沙和尚卻也撒了半缸。依舊整衣端坐在上,道:「小仙領聖水。」

那些道士推開格子,磕頭禮拜謝恩,擡出缸去,將那瓶、盆總歸一處,教:「徒弟,取個鍾子來嘗嘗。」小道士即便拿了一個茶鍾,遞與老道士。道士舀出一鍾來,喝下口去,只情抹唇咂嘴。鹿力大仙道:「師兄,好吃麼?」老道士努著嘴道:「不甚好吃,有些酣𨢿之味。」羊力大仙道:「等我嘗嘗。」也喝了一口,道:「有些豬溺臊氣。」行者坐在上面,聽見說出這話兒來,已此識破了,道:「我弄個手段,索性留個名罷。」大叫云:

「道號道號,你好胡思。那個三清,肯降凡基?吾將真姓,說與你知。大唐僧眾,奉旨來西。良宵無事,下降宮闈。吃了供養,閑坐嬉嬉。蒙你叩拜,何以答之?那裡是甚麼聖水,你們吃的都是我一溺之尿。」

那道士聞得此言,攔住門,一齊動叉鈀、掃帚、瓦塊、石頭,沒頭沒臉,往裡面亂打。好行者,左手挾了沙僧,右手挾了八戒,闖出門,駕著雲光,徑轉智淵寺方丈。不敢驚動師父,三人又復睡下。

早是五鼓三點。那國王設朝,聚集兩班文武、四百朝官,但見絳紗燈火光明,寶鼎香雲靉靆。

此時唐三藏醒來,叫:「徒弟,徒弟,伏侍我倒換關文去來。」行者與沙僧、八戒急起身,穿了衣服,侍立左右道:「上告師父。這國君信著那些道士,興道滅僧,恐言語差錯,不肯倒換關文,我等護持師父,都進朝去也。」唐僧大喜,披了錦襴袈裟。行者帶了通關文牒,教悟淨捧著缽盂,悟能拿了錫杖;將行囊、馬匹,交與智淵寺僧看守。徑到五鳳樓前,對黃門官作禮,報了姓名,言是東土大唐取經的和尚來此倒換關文,煩為轉奏。那閣門大使進朝俯伏金階,奏曰:「外面有四個和尚,說是東土大唐取經的,欲來倒換關文,現在五鳳樓前候旨。」國王聞奏道:「這和尚沒處尋死,卻來這裡尋死。那巡捕官員,怎麼不拿他解來?」傍邊閃過當駕的太師啟奏道:「東土大唐,乃南贍部洲,號曰中華大國。到此有萬里之遙,路多妖怪。這和尚一定有些法力,方敢西來。望陛下看中華之遠僧,且召來驗牒放行,庶不失善緣之意。」國王准奏,把唐僧等宣至金鑾殿下。師徒們排列階前,捧關文遞與國王。

國王展開方看,又見黃門官來奏:「三位國師來也。」慌得國王收了關文,急下龍座,著近侍的設了繡墩,躬身迎接。三藏等回頭觀看,見那大仙搖搖擺擺,後帶著一雙丫髻蓬頭的小童兒,往裡直進。兩班官控背躬身,不敢仰視。他上了金鑾殿,對國王徑不行禮。那國王道:「國師,朕未曾奉請,今日如何肯降?」老道士云:「有一事奉告,故來也。那四個和尚是那國來的?」國王道:「是東土大唐差去西天取經的,來此倒換關文。」那三道士鼓掌大笑道:「我說他走了,原來還在這裡。」國王驚道:「國師有何話說?他才來報了姓名,正欲拿送國師使用,怎奈當駕太師所奏有理,朕因看遠來之意,不滅中華善緣,方才召入驗牒,不期國師有此問。想是他冒犯尊顏,有得罪處也?」道士笑云:「陛下不知。他昨日來的,在東門外打殺了我兩個徒弟,放了五百個囚僧,捽碎車輛;夜間闖進觀來,把三清聖像毀壞,偷吃了御賜供養。我等被他蒙蔽了,只道是天尊下降,求些聖水金丹,進與陛下,指望延壽長生;不期他遺些小便,哄瞞我等。我等各喝了一口,嘗出滋味,正欲下手擒拿,他卻走了。今日還在此間,正所謂『冤家路兒窄』也。」那國王聞言發怒,欲誅四眾。

孫大聖合掌開言,厲聲高叫道:「陛下暫息雷霆之怒,容僧等啟奏。」國王道:「你衝撞了國師,國師之言,豈有差謬?」行者道:「他說我昨日到城外打殺他兩個徒弟,是誰知證?我等且屈認了,著兩個和尚償命,還放兩個去取經。他又說我捽碎車輛,放了囚僧,此事亦無見證,料不該死,再著一個和尚領罪罷了。他說我毀了三清,鬧了觀宇,這又是栽害我也。」國王道:「怎見栽害?」行者道:「我僧乃東土之人,乍來此處,街道尚且不通,如何夜裡就知他觀中之事?既遺下小便,就該當時捉住,卻這早晚坐名害人。天下假名託姓的無限,怎麼就說是我?望陛下回嗔詳察。」那國王本來昏亂,被行者說了一遍,他就決斷不定。

正疑惑之間,又見黃門官來奏:「陛下,門外有許多鄉老聽宣。」國王道:「有何事幹?」即命宣來。宣至殿前,有三四十名鄉老,朝上磕頭道:「萬歲,今年一春無雨,但恐夏月乾荒,特來啟奏,請那位國師爺爺祈一場甘雨,普濟黎民。」國王道:「鄉老且退,就有雨來也。」鄉老謝恩而出。國王道:「唐朝僧眾,朕敬道滅僧為何?只為當年求雨,我朝僧人更未嘗求得一點;幸天降國師,拯援塗炭。你今遠來,冒犯國師,本當即時問罪,姑且恕你,敢與我國師賭勝求雨麼?若祈得一場甘雨,濟度萬民,朕即饒你罪名,倒換關文,放你西去,若賭不過,無雨,就將汝等推赴殺場,典刑示眾。」行者笑道:「小和尚也曉得些兒求禱。」

國王見說,即命打掃壇場。一壁廂教:「擺駕,寡人親上五鳳樓觀看。」當時多官擺駕,須臾,上樓坐了。唐三藏隨著行者、沙僧、八戒,侍立樓下。那三道士陪國王坐在樓上。少時間,一員官飛馬來報:「壇場諸色皆備,請國師爺爺登壇。」

那虎力大仙欠身拱手,辭了國王,徑下樓來。行者向前攔住道:「先生那裡去?」大仙道:「登壇祈雨。」行者道:「你也忒自重了,更不讓我遠鄉之僧。也罷,這正是『強龍不壓地頭蛇』。先生先去,必須對君前講開。」大仙道:「講甚麼?」行者道:「我與你都上壇祈雨,知雨是你的,是我的?不見是誰的功績了。」國王在上聽見,心中暗喜道:「那小和尚說話,倒有些筋節。」沙僧聽見,暗笑道:「不知他一肚子筋節,還不曾拿出來哩。」大仙道:「不消講,陛下自然知之。」行者道:「雖然知之,奈我遠來之僧,未曾與你相會。那時彼此混賴,不成勾當,須講開方好行事。」大仙道:「這一上壇,只看我的令牌為號:一聲令牌響,風來;二聲響,雲起;三聲響,雷閃齊鳴;四聲響,雨至;五聲響,雲散雨收。」行者笑道:「妙啊!我僧是不曾見。請了,請了。」

大仙拽開步進前,三藏等隨後,徑到了壇門外。擡頭觀看,那裡有一座高臺,約有三丈多高。臺左右插著二十八宿旗號。頂上放一張桌子,桌上有一個香爐,爐中香煙靄靄。兩邊有兩隻燭臺,臺上風燭煌煌。爐邊靠著一個金牌,牌上鐫的是雷神名號。底下有五個大缸,都注著滿缸清水,水上浮著楊柳枝,楊柳枝上托著一面鐵牌,牌上書的是雷霆都司的符字。左右有五個大樁,樁上寫著五方蠻雷使者的名錄。每一樁邊立兩個道士,各執鐵鎚,伺候著打樁。臺後面有許多道士,在那裡寫作文書。正中間設一架紙爐,又有幾個像生的人物,都是那執符使者、土地贊教之神。

那大仙走進去,更不謙遜,直上高臺立定。傍邊有個小道士捧了幾張黃紙書就的符字、一口寶劍,遞與大仙。大仙執著寶劍,念聲咒語,將一道符在燭上燒了。那底下兩三個道士拿過一個執符的像生、一道文書,亦點火焚之。那上面乒的一聲令牌響,只見那半空裡悠悠的風色飄來。豬八戒口裡作念道:「不好了,不好了,這道士果然有本事。令牌響了一下,果然就刮風。」行者道:「兄弟悄悄的,你們再莫與我說話,只管護持師父,等我幹事去來。」

好大聖,拔下一根毫毛,吹口仙氣,叫:「變!」就變作一個假行者,立在唐僧手下。他的真身出了元神,趕到半空中,高叫:「那司風的是那個?」慌得那風婆婆捻住布袋,巽二郎劄住口繩,上前施禮。行者道:「我保護唐朝聖僧西天取經,路過車遲國,與那妖道賭勝祈雨,你怎麼不助老孫,反助那道士?我且饒你,把風收了;若有一些風兒,把那道士的鬍子吹得動動,各打二十鐵棒。」風婆婆道:「不敢,不敢。」遂而沒些風氣。八戒忍不住亂嚷道:「那先生請退,令牌已響,怎麼不見一些風兒?你下來,讓我們上去。」

那道士又執令牌,燒了符檄,撲的又打了一下,只見那空中雲霧遮滿。孫大聖又當頭叫道:「佈雲的是那個?」慌得那推雲童子、佈霧郎君當面施禮。行者又將前事說了一遍。那雲童、霧子也收了雲霧,放出太陽星耀耀,一天萬里更無雲。八戒笑道:「這先兒只好哄這皇帝,搪塞黎民,全沒些真實本事。令牌響了兩個,如何又不見雲生?」

那道士心中焦躁,仗寶劍,解散了頭髮,念著咒,燒了符,再一令牌打將下去。只見那南天門裡,鄧天君領著雷公、電母到當空,迎著行者進禮。行者又將前項事說了一遍,道:「你們怎麼來的志誠?是何法旨?」天君道:「那道士五雷法是個真的,他發了文書,燒了文檄,驚動玉帝,玉帝擲下旨意,徑至九天應元雷聲普化天尊府下。我等奉旨前來,助雷電下雨。」行者道:「既如此,且都住了,同候老孫行事。」果然雷也不鳴,電也不灼。

那道士愈加著忙,又添香、燒符、念咒、打下令牌。半空中,又有四海龍王一齊擁至。行者當頭喝道:「敖廣,那裡去?」那敖廣、敖順、敖欽、敖閏上前施禮。行者又將前項事說了一遍,道:「向日有勞,未曾成功;今日之事,望為助力。」龍王道:「遵命,遵命。」行者又謝了敖順道:「前日虧令郎縛怪,搭救師父。」龍王道:「那廝還鎖在海中,未敢擅便,正欲請大聖發落。」行者道:「憑你怎麼處治了罷。如今且助我一功。那道士四聲令牌已畢,卻輪到老孫上去幹事了。但我不會發符、燒檄,打甚令牌,你列位卻要助我行行。」鄧天君道:「大聖吩咐,誰敢不從?但只是得一個號令,方敢依令而行;不然,雷雨亂了,顯得大聖無款也。」行者道:「我將棍子為號罷。」那雷公大驚道:「爺爺呀!我們怎吃得這棍子?」行者道:「不是打你們,但看我這棍子往上一指,就要刮風。」那風婆婆、巽二郎沒口的答應道:「就放風。」「棍子第二指,就要佈雲。」那推雲童子、佈霧郎君道:「就佈雲,就佈雲。」「棍子第三指,就要雷鳴電灼。」那雷公、電母道:「奉承,奉承。」「棍子第四指,就要下雨。」那龍王道:「遵命,遵命。」「棍子第五指,就要大日晴天。卻莫違誤。」

吩咐已畢,遂按下雲頭,把毫毛一抖,收上身來。那些人肉眼凡胎,那裡曉得。行者遂在傍邊高叫道:「先生請了。四聲令牌俱已響畢,更沒有風雲雷雨,該讓我了。」那道士無奈,不敢久占,只得下了臺讓他。努著嘴,徑往樓上見駕。行者道:「等我跟他去,看他說些甚的。」只聽得那國王問道:「寡人這裡洗耳誠聽,你那裡四聲令響,不見風雨,何也?」道士云:「今日龍神都不在家。」行者厲聲道:「陛下,龍神俱在家,只是這國師法不靈,請他不來。等和尚請來你看。」國王道:「即去登壇,寡人還在此候雨。」

行者得旨,急抽身到壇所,扯著唐僧道:「師父請上臺。」唐僧道:「徒弟,我卻不會祈雨。」八戒笑道:「他害你了,若還沒雨,拿上柴蓬,一把火了帳。」行者道:「你不會求雨,好的會念經。等我助你。」那長老才舉步登壇,到上面,端然坐下,定性歸神,默念那《密多心經》。正坐處,忽見一員官飛馬來問:「那和尚,怎麼不打令牌,不燒符檄?」行者高聲答道:「不用!不用!我們是靜功祈禱。」那官去回奏不題。

行者聽得老師父經文念盡,卻去耳朵內取出鐵棒,迎風幌了一幌,就有丈二長短,碗來粗細,將棍望空一指。那風婆婆見了,急忙扯開皮袋;巽二郎解放口繩。只聽得呼呼風響,滿城中揭瓦翻磚,揚砂走石。看起來,真個好風,卻比那尋常之風不同也。但見:

折柳傷花,摧林倒樹。九重殿損壁崩牆,五鳳樓搖梁撼柱。天邊紅日無光,地下黃砂有翅。演武廳前武將驚,會文閣內文官懼。三宮粉黛亂青絲,六院嬪妃蓬寶髻。侯伯金冠落繡纓,宰相烏紗飄展翅。當駕有言不敢談,黃門執本無由遞。金魚玉帶不依班,象簡羅衫無品敘。彩閣翠屏盡損傷,綠窗朱戶皆狼狽。金鑾殿瓦走磚飛,錦雲堂門歪槅碎。這陣狂風果是兇,刮得那君王父子難相會;六街三市沒人蹤,萬戶千門皆緊閉。

正是那狂風大作。

孫行者又顯神通,把金箍棒鑽一鑽,望空又一指。只見那:

推雲童子,佈霧郎君。推雲童子顯神威,骨都都觸石垂天;佈霧郎君施法力,濃漠漠飛煙蓋地。茫茫三市暗,冉冉六街昏。因風離海上,隨雨出崑崙。頃刻漫天地,須臾蔽世塵。宛然如混沌,不見鳳樓門。

此時昏霧朦朧,濃雲靉靆。

孫行者又把金箍棒鑽一鑽,望空又一指。慌得那:

雷公奮怒,電母生嗔。雷公奮怒,倒騎火獸下天關;電母生嗔,亂掣金蛇離斗府。唿喇喇施霹靂,振碎了鐵叉山;淅瀝瀝閃紅綃,飛出了東洋海。呼呼隱隱滾車聲,燁燁煌煌飄稻米。萬萌萬物精神改,多少昆蟲蟄已開。君臣樓上心驚駭,商賈聞聲膽怯忙。

那沉雷護閃,乒乒乓乓,一似那地裂山崩之勢。諕得那滿城人,戶戶焚香,家家化紙。孫行者高呼:「老鄧,仔細替我看那貪贓壞法之官、忤逆不孝之子,多打死幾個示眾。」那雷越發振響起來。

行者卻又把鐵棒望上一指。只見那:

龍施號令,雨漫乾坤。勢如銀漢傾天塹,疾似雲流過海門。樓頭聲滴滴,窗外響瀟瀟。天上銀河瀉,街前白浪滔。淙淙如瓮撿,滾滾似盆澆。孤莊將漫屋,野岸欲平橋。真個桑田變滄海,霎時陸岸滾波濤。神龍藉此來相助,擡起長江望下澆。

這場雨自辰時下起,只下到午時前後;下得那車遲城裡裡外外,水漫了街衢。

那國王傳旨道:「雨夠了,雨夠了;十分再多,又渰壞了禾苗,反為不美。」五鳳樓下聽事官策馬冒雨來報:「聖僧,雨夠了。」行者聞言,將金箍棒往上又一指。只見霎時間,雷收風息,雨散雲收。國王滿心歡喜,文武盡皆稱贊道:「好和尚!這正是『強中更有強中手』。就是我國師求雨雖靈,若要晴,細雨兒還下半日,便不清爽。怎麼這和尚要晴就晴,頃刻間杲杲日出,萬里就無雲也?」

國王教回鑾,倒換關文,打發唐僧過去。正用御寶時,又被那三個道士上前阻住道:「陛下,這場雨全非和尚之功,還是我道門之力。」國王道:「你才說龍王不在家,不曾有雨;他走上去,以靜功祈禱,就雨下來,怎麼又與他爭功,何也?」虎力大仙道:「我上壇發了文書,燒了符檄,擊了令牌,那龍王誰敢不來?想是別方召請,風、雲、雷、雨五司俱不在,一聞我令,隨趕而來,適遇著我下他上,一時撞著這個機會,所以就雨。從根算來,還是我請的龍,下的雨,怎麼算作他的功果?」那國王昏亂,聽此言,卻又疑惑未定。

行者近前一步,合掌奏道:「陛下,這些傍門法術,也不成個功果,算不得我的他的。如今有四海龍王現在空中,我僧未曾發放,他還不敢遽退。那國師若能叫得龍王現身,就算他的功勞。」國王大喜道:「寡人做了二十三年皇帝,更不曾看見活龍是怎麼模樣。你兩家各顯法力,不論僧道,但叫得來的,就是有功;叫不出的,有罪。」那道士怎麼有那樣本事?就叫,那龍王見大聖在此,也不敢出頭。道士云:「我輩不能,你是叫來。」

那大聖仰面朝空,厲聲高叫:「敖廣何在?弟兄們都現原身來看。」那龍王聽喚,即忙現了本身,四條龍。在半空中度霧穿雲,飛舞向金鑾殿上。但見:

飛騰變化,遶霧盤雲。玉爪垂鉤白,銀鱗舞鏡明。髯飄素練根根爽,角聳軒昂挺挺清。磕額崔巍,圓睛晃亮。隱顯莫能測,飛揚不可評。禱雨隨時佈雨,求晴即便天晴。這才是有靈有聖真龍像,祥瑞繽紛遶殿庭。

那國王在殿上焚香,眾公卿在階前禮拜。國王道:「有勞貴體降臨,請回。寡人改日醮謝。」行者道:「列位眾神各自歸去,這國王改日醮謝。」那龍王徑自歸海,眾神各各回天。這正是:

廣大無邊真妙法,至真了性劈傍門。

畢竟不知怎麼除邪,且聽下回分解。