الفصل التاسع والثلاثون
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الفصل التاسع والثلاثون
Now, when Li Kui had pressed his finger and felled the girl, the tavern keeper stepped forward and said, "What are the four of you to do?" The keeper was flustered, so he called the waiters and cooks to come forward and revive her. They splashed water on her face right there on the ground, and after a while she came to, and they helped her up. When they looked, a patch of skin had been scraped from her temple, and so the girl had faintened from the blow. Once she was revived, all was well again. Her parents, upon hearing it was "Black Whirlwind," were so frightened they were struck dumb for a long while—how dare they utter a single word? They saw that the girl was already able to speak. Her mother took a handkerchief and wrapped it around her head, and gathered up her hairpins and jewelry. Song Jiang asked, "What is your surname? Where is your home?" The old woman said, "I won't hide it from you, sir. This old couple—husband and wife—we are surnamed Song, originally from the capital. We have only this one daughter, young name Yulian. Her father taught her a few songs, and we had her come to this Pipa Pavilion to sing for a living. Because she is impetuous, she doesn't read the situation, and she doesn't care whether a gentleman is talking—she just starts singing. Today this brother lost his hand and injured our daughter a little. Surely we can't go to the authorities and drag you into a lawsuit?" Song Jiang saw that she spoke sensibly, so he said, "Have someone accompany me back to the camp, and I will give you twenty taels of silver to nurse your daughter back to health. Later on, you can marry her to a decent man, so she won't have to sing for a living here." The couple bowed and thanked him, saying, "How could we dare hope for so much!" Song Jiang said, "When I say a word, it is a word—I do not lie. Have your old man come with me to get it." The couple bowed and thanked him again, saying, "We are deeply grateful for your kindness." Dai Zong scolded Li Kui, saying, "You brute, you just had to pick a fight with someone, and now you've cost our brother a good deal of silver." Li Kui said, "I only grazed her with my finger, and she fell on her own. I've never seen such a delicate bird of a girl. You could punch me a hundred times in the face and I wouldn't care." Song Jiang and the others all burst out laughing. Zhang Shun then told the waiter to say that he would pay for this round of wine. The waiter said, "No trouble at all, no trouble—go ahead." Song Jiang absolutely refused and said, "Brother, I was the one who invited these two gentlemen to drink, and now you want to pay?" Zhang Shun insisted stubbornly on paying, saying, "It is rare to meet you, brother. When you were in Shandong, my brother and I wanted to come and join you too. Today, by the grace of Heaven, I have the honor of meeting you. Please allow me this small token of respect—it is hardly enough as a proper gesture." Dai Zong said, "Elder Brother Gongming, since it is Second Brother Zhang's heartfelt respect, you must accept." Song Jiang said, "Since my brother insists on paying, on another day I shall host a return feast." Zhang Shun was overjoyed. He took two carp and, along with Dai Zong and Li Kui, escorted the old Song man and saw Song Jiang off from the Pipa Pavilion and back to the camp. The five of them went into the clerk's office and sat down. Song Jiang first took out two small ingots of twenty taels of silver and gave them to the old Song man. The old man thanked him and left—no more need be said of this. It was already late in the day. Zhang Shun delivered the fish, and Song Jiang took out Zhang Heng's letter and gave it to Zhang Shun. They parted. Song Jiang then took out a large ingot of fifty taels of silver and said to Li Kui, "Brother, take this and use it as you need." Dai Zong and Li Kui also took their leave and hurried back into the city.
Now, Song Jiang gave one of the fish to the camp superintendent and kept one for himself. Song Jiang, finding the fish fresh and delicious, ate rather more than he should have. By the fourth watch of the night, his belly was wracked with gut-wrenching pain. By dawn, he had diarrhea more than twenty times, faintened, and lay in his room. Song Jiang was a man of great goodness, and everyone in the camp came to cook porridge, heat broth, and tend to him. The next day, Zhang Shun, seeing that Song Jiang had enjoyed the fish, brought two more fine golden carp as a gift, to thank Song Jiang for delivering the letter. But he found that Song Jiang had collapsed in bed with diarrhea, and all the prisoners in the room were looking after him. Zhang Shun, upon seeing this, wanted to fetch a doctor to treat him, but Song Jiang said, "I was greedy and ate some fresh fish, and it ruined my stomach. Just go and buy me a packet of Stop-Diarrhea Six-Harmony Decoction and I'll be fine." He told Zhang Shun to give one of the two fish to Superintendent Wang and the other to Escort Commander Zhao. Zhang Shun delivered the fish and bought a packet of Six-Harmony Decoction medicine for Song Jiang, then left—no more need be said of this. Within the camp, there were people to brew the medicine and tend to him. The next day, Dai Zong and Li Kui prepared wine and meat and went straight to the clerk's office to visit Song Jiang. They found that Song Jiang had only just recovered from his sudden illness and could not eat or drink, so the two of them ate in front of the room themselves. They stayed until evening and then took their leave. No more need be said of this either.
Now, Song Jiang rested in the camp for five or seven days, and when he felt his body was fine and his illness had fully recovered, he thought of going into the city to find Dai Zong. Another day passed, and he still didn't see either of them. The next day, after his morning meal, around the eighth hour, he tucked some silver into his robe, locked his door, and left the camp. He strolled out into the streets, walked into the city, and went to the left side of the prefectural yama to ask for Clerk Dai's home. Someone said, "He has no family—he lodges at the Guanyin Nunnery next to the City God Temple." Song Jiang followed the directions all the way there, but the door was already locked—he had gone out. Then he went to ask about "Black Whirlwind" Li Kui, and many people said, "That fellow is a rootless spirit with no family—he just lives in the jail. He has no fixed place; he rests two days on the east side, lounges a few days on the west side. No one knows where his home is." Song Jiang then asked about the fish broker Zhang Shun, and someone said, "He lives in a village outside the city. Even when he sells fish, he stays by the river outside the city walls. He only comes into the city to collect debts."
Having heard this, Song Jiang sought to leave the city again, determined to pursue his inquiries wherever they might lead. Alone and sunk in melancholy, he walked aimlessly back beyond the city walls. Before him unfolded a stretch of river scenery of such surpassing beauty that he could never tire of gazing upon it. He had come to pass before a wine shop when, raising his eyes, he noticed a lookout pole standing to the side, from which hung a blue cloth tavern banner bearing the words: "Xunyang River Official Repository." Beyond the carved eaves, a placard displayed three large characters in the bold calligraphy of Su Dongpo: "Xunyang Tower." Song Jiang looked at them and said to himself, "Back in Yuncheng County I had often heard tell of the famous Xunyang Tower in Jiangzhou, and here it is after all. Though I am alone, I must not let this chance slip by. Why not go up and see it for myself?" Approaching the tower, he observed a vermilion ornamental pillar by the gate, and on either side of it two white-lacquered boards, each inscribed with five large characters reading: "A wine without equal in this world; a tower renowned under heaven." Song Jiang ascended the tower and took a seat in a balcony overlooking the river. Leaning on the railing and lifting his eyes, he found it truly a magnificent wine tower. Behold:
Carved eaves catching the sunlight, painted rafters soaring into the clouds.
Jade-green railings descending low to meet the lattice windows, emerald curtains hung high above the doors and windows.
Eyes dulled with wine, one leans upon a thousand layers of azure mountains in the sky;
The poet's soul is stirred as well, by the auspicious snow of mist and waters over the river.
At the white-apple ferry landing, from time to time one hears the fishermen tapping their poles;
At the red-knotweed shoal, one often sees the anglers beating their oars.
Beyond the tower green locust trees echo with the cries of wild birds; before the gate emerald willows brush against dappled horses.
Song Jiang gazed his fill and could not stop exclaiming in admiration. A wine server came upstairs and asked, "Are you expecting guests, or are you here simply to enjoy yourself, sir?" Song Jiang said, "I am waiting for two guests who have not yet arrived. For now, bring me a flask of your finest wine. As for fruits and meat, bring whatever you have—only no fish." The server went downstairs. Shortly after, he came up carrying a tray with a flask of Blue Bridge Moonlight wine, and laid out vegetables, fresh seasonal fruits, appetizers, and several dishes of fat mutton, tender chicken, prepared goose, and choice cuts of meat, all arranged on vermilion lacquer plates and dishes. Song Jiang looked on with quiet delight and said to himself, "Such neatly prepared dishes, such elegant vessels—truly this is a fine Jiangzhou. Though I have been exiled here as a criminal, at least I have seen some genuine mountains and waters. My own homeland has a few famous mountains and historic sites, but nothing to compare with scenery like this." Alone, cup after cup, he leaned on the railing and drank freely. Before long he was deeply drunk. Suddenly a thought welled up from the depths of his mind: "I was born in Shandong, raised in Yuncheng, trained as a clerk, and have befriended many heroes of the rivers and lakes. Yet all I have to show for it is an empty name. Now I am past thirty, with no fame and no fortune to speak of, and on top of it all my face has been tattooed and I have been sent into exile here. How shall I ever see my old father and my brothers back home?" The wine surged up within him and tears began to flow. Stirred by the breeze before his eyes, his heart brimmed with grief and resentment. On impulse he composed a lyric to the tune of "West River Moon," then called the server and asked for brush and ink. Rising to look around, he saw that the whitewashed walls bore many inscriptions by earlier visitors. Song Jiang thought to himself: "Why not write mine here too? If someday I rise in the world and pass this way again, I can revisit it, recall the years gone by, and remember the hardship of this day." Riding the wine, he ground the ink thick, dipped the brush full, and set it to the whitewashed wall:
In my youth I mastered the classics and histories;
Grown to manhood, I too possess cunning and stratagem.
I am like a fierce tiger crouching on a barren hill,
Lying low with claws and fangs, enduring in patience.
Alas, my face has been branded with the double tattoo,
And to my shame I am exiled to Jiangzhou.
If ever the day comes to avenge my wrongs,
I will dye the mouth of the Xunyang River with blood.
When Song Jiang had finished writing, he read it over and laughed with great delight. He drank several more cups, and as his spirits rose he grew wild and unbridled, waving his hands and stamping his feet. Once more he picked up the brush and wrote four lines of verse after the "West River Moon":
My heart is in Shandong, my body in Wu;
Drifting like a tumbleweed over rivers and seas, I heave my useless sighs.
If ever I fulfill my soaring ambition,
I shall dare to laugh at Huang Chao for being no true man!
Having finished the poem, he wrote five characters below it: "Written by Song Jiang of Yuncheng." Then he flung the brush onto the table and sang to himself for a while. After several more cups, he grew so drunk that the wine overpowered him. He called the server to settle the bill, paid with silver, and gave the change as a tip. Then he brushed his sleeves and made his way downstairs. Staggering and stumbling, he found his way back to the barracks. He opened the door, collapsed onto the bed, and slept straight through until the fifth watch. When he woke from his stupor, he had no memory at all of having written a poem on the Xunyang Tower the day before. At the time, still suffering from the effects of the wine, he simply lay in his room—but no more of this.
Now, on the opposite bank of Jiangzhou, there was another walled town called Wuwei Jun, a rather remote and desolate place. In the town lived a supernumerary tongpan named Huang Wenbing. This man had read the classics, yet he was a flatterer and a sycophant, narrow-minded and jealous of anyone of talent or virtue. Those who surpassed him, he sought to destroy; those who fell short of him, he toyed with. He made it his business to harm people in the locality. He had learned that Prefect Cai Jiu was the son of the Grand Tutor Cai, and he curried favor with him at every opportunity. He would often cross the river to call on the prefect, hoping to be recommended for an official post and thus return to a career in government. It was Song Jiang's fate to suffer, and he ran precisely into this adversary.
One day, Huang Wenbing was sitting idle at home with nothing to divert himself. He took two servants, bought some fashionable gifts, and crossed the river in his own fast boat to pay a visit on Prefect Cai Jiu at the yamen. Unfortunately, he happened upon a banquet being held at the prefect's residence and did not dare enter. He turned back to his boat, which by then had been moored by his servants beneath Xunyang Tower. Huang Wenbing, finding the weather warm and sultry, decided to amuse himself for a while upstairs. He wandered into the wine cellar, had a look around, then climbed to the upper story of the tower. Leaning on the railing to pass the time, he noticed many inscriptions on the walls. Some were well composed; others were nonsensical and absurd. Huang Wenbing looked at them and sneered. Then he came upon the *Xijiang Yue* poem and the four-line verse inscribed by Song Jiang. He was greatly startled. "Isn't this a seditious poem? Who wrote this here?" Behind it were written five large characters: "Yuncheng Song Jiang." Huang Wenbing read on:
"In youth I studied the classics and histories; in manhood I also mastered strategy and statecraft."
Huang Wenbing sneered. "This fellow thinks no small thing of himself."
He read again:
"Like a fierce tiger crouching in the wild hills, biding his claws and fangs in patient endurance."
Huang Wenbing said, "That fellow is no law-abiding sort either."
He read further:
"Alas, tattooed on both cheeks with the penal brand—how could I bear to be exiled to Jiangzhou?"
Huang Wenbing said, "No lofty-minded man either, it seems. Nothing more than a condemned convict."
He read on:
"If ever the day comes to avenge my wrongs, I will dye the mouth of the Xunyang River with blood."
Huang Wenbing said, "Whom does this fellow want to avenge himself on? And he wants to stir up trouble here! You're nothing but a convict—what can you accomplish!"
He read the verse:
"My heart is in Shandong though my body is in Wu; drifting like a tumbleweed on rivers and seas, I sigh in vain."
Huang Wenbing said, "These two lines might be pardoned."
He read on:
"If one day I fulfill my soaring ambition, I will dare to laugh at Huang Chao for lacking the mettle of a true man!"
Huang Wenbing shook his head. "This fellow is beyond all bounds—he claims he will surpass Huang Chao. If this isn't rebellion, what is it?"
He looked again at the signature, "Yuncheng Song Jiang," and said, "I have heard this name many times before. That man is probably just a petty clerk." He then called the tavern keeper and asked, "Who exactly wrote these two poems here?"
The tavern keeper said: "Last night a man drank an entire bottle of wine by himself. Drunk and wild, he wrote these here."
Huang Wenbing asked: "What sort of man was he?"
The tavern keeper said: "He had two rows of golden tattoos on his cheeks. Most likely someone from the prison camp. He was dark, short, and stout."
Huang Wenbing said, "So that's it." He borrowed a brush and inkstone, took a sheet of paper, copied the poems, and tucked them away on his person. He instructed the tavern keeper not to scrape them off.
Huang Wenbing went downstairs and returned to his boat to spend the night. After lunch the next day, his servants carried a box of gifts, and he went straight to the prefecture office once more. It happened that the prefect had just withdrawn from the court into the yamen. Huang Wenbing sent someone inside to announce his visit. After some time, Prefect Cai Jiu sent someone out to invite him to the rear hall.
Prefect Cai Jiu came out and exchanged pleasantries with Huang Wenbing. After the gifts had been presented, the two took their seats as host and guest. Huang Wenbing said, "Last night I crossed the river to pay my respects to you, but I heard you were holding a banquet and did not dare to intrude. Today I have come again to pay my respects to Your Excellency."
Prefect Cai Jiu replied, "You, Sir, are my most trusted friend. You might just as well have come straight in and sat with me. I am sorry I failed to greet you properly." Attendants served tea. When the tea was finished, Huang Wenbing said, "I would not presume to ask, but has the Grand Marshal, your honored father, sent anyone here recently?"
The prefect replied, "A letter only arrived the other day."
"May I ask," said Huang Wenbing, "what news there is from the capital?"
The prefect said, "In his letter, my father instructed me as follows: Recently the officials of the Imperial Observatory reported that they had observed the stars of the Dipper in the heavens shining upon the regions of Wu and Wu-Chu. If there are any who stir up trouble, they are to be investigated and suppressed without delay. Moreover, there is a rumor going around among the street children—a rhyme of four lines:
'Wasting the state through Household Wood,
Swords and soldiers dot the Water Worker.
Thirty-six in all, spreading chaos in Shandong.'
For this reason, my father has instructed me to guard this district with the utmost vigilance."
Huang Wenbing pondered this for a while, then smiled. "Your Excellency, this is no coincidence!" He drew from his sleeve the poem he had copied and presented it to the prefect. "I never expected to find it here."
Prefect Cai Jiu looked at it and said, "This is a seditious poem. Where did you get it?"
Huang Wenbing replied, "Last night, not daring to enter the yamen, I returned to the riverbank. Having nothing to distract myself, I went to the Xunyang Tower to escape the leisurely enjoy the cool air and read the verses previous visitors had inscribed there. On a freshly whitewashed wall, I saw this piece newly written there."
The prefect asked, "What sort of person wrote it?"
Huang Wenbing replied, "Your Excellency, the author's name is clearly written: 'Written by Song Jiang of Yuncheng.'"
The prefect said, "Who is this Song Jiang?"
Huang Wenbing said, "He clearly writes, 'Unhappily branded on both cheeks, how can I bear being exiled to Jiangzhou?' Evidently he is nothing more than an exile—a criminal prisoner from the prison camp."
The prefect said, "A mere exile—what could he possibly accomplish?"
Huang Wenbing said, "Your Excellency, do not underestimate him. The rumor about the street children that Your Excellency's father mentioned in his letter—it applies precisely to this very man."
"How can you tell?" asked the prefect.
Huang Wenbing said, "'Wasting the state through Household Wood'—one who squanders the wealth of the state must be the character for 'household' placed above the character for 'wood,' which clearly makes the character 'Song.' The second line, 'Swords and soldiers dot the Water Worker'—one who stirs up armed conflict is the character for 'water' placed beside the character for 'worker,' which clearly makes the character 'Jiang.' This man's surname is Song, his given name is Jiang, and he has written a seditious poem. It is clearly the will of Heaven, and the people are blessed."
The prefect asked again, "What about 'Thirty-six in all, spreading chaos in Shandong'?"
Huang Wenbing replied, "It may refer to the year sixty-six, or the number sixty-six. 'Spreading chaos in Shandong'—Yuncheng County is in Shandong. All four lines of the rhyme have been fulfilled."
The prefect asked, "Is there such a person in this district?"
Huang Wenbing replied, "Last night I asked the tavern keeper, and he said this man wrote it only a few days ago. It is not difficult—we need only consult the prison camp records, and we shall find out whether such a man exists."
The prefect said, "Your insight is most penetrating." He ordered an attendant to have the keeper bring out the prison camp register for inspection. The attendant went to the archives and brought the register. Prefect Cai Jiu examined it himself and found that among the entries, there was indeed a newly arrived prisoner from the fifth month, named "Song Jiang of Yuncheng County."
Huang Wenbing looked at it and said, "This is the man the rhyme foretells. This is no trivial matter. If we delay, I fear word may leak out. We must send men at once to arrest him and put him in prison, and then deliberate further."
The prefect said, "What you say is absolutely right." He immediately ascended the hall and summoned the wardens of the two prison sections. Below the hall, Dai Zong answered the summons.
The prefect said, "Take some constables with you and go quickly to the prison camp. Arrest the criminal Song Jiang of Yuncheng County, who wrote a seditious poem at the Xunyang Tower. You must not delay for a moment."
Dai Zong was alarmed upon hearing this, inwardly crying out in distress. He immediately left the prefecture office, gathered all the jailers and guards, and told each of them to go home, fetch their weapons, and assemble at the City God Temple next to his lodgings. After instructing everyone, Dai Zong sent them off to their homes. He then performed his own magic of swift travel and arrived at the prison camp, going straight to the records office. He pushed open the door and found Song Jiang inside. Seeing Dai Zong enter, Song Jiang hurriedly came forward to greet him and said: "I came into the city the other day and searched everywhere for you. Since my worthy brother was not around, I was bored and lonely, so I went to Xunyang Tower and drank a bottle of wine. These past two days I've been feeling muddled and unwell—I've been suffering from the effects of drink." Dai Zong said: "Brother, what words did you write in that tower the other day?" Song Jiang said: "Wild words spoken in drunkenness—who would remember them?" Dai Zong said: "Just now the prefect summoned me to the hall and gave orders, telling me to bring many attendants: 'Arrest the criminal who wrote a seditious poem on Xunyang Tower—Song Jiang of Yuncheng County—and bring him to the office in person.' I was greatly alarmed. First I went to keep all the constables waiting at the City God Temple. Now I've come specifically to inform you first. What should we be doing? How can we resolve this?" Song Jiang, upon hearing this, scratched his head without finding the itch and cried out in distress: "This time I'm surely done for—I'll die." Dai Zong said: "I have a plan to help you, brother, though I don't know how it will turn out. I dare not delay now. When I return, I'll come with the men to arrest you. You should mess up your hair, throw urine and excrement on the ground, and lie down in it, pretending to have gone mad. When I and the others arrive, you should babble nonsense and act as if you've lost your mind from madness. I'll handle reporting back to the prefect myself." Song Jiang said: "I thank my worthy brother for this advice. I beg you to help me through this."
Dai Zong hastily took leave of Song Jiang and returned to the city. He went straight to the City God Temple, called together all the constables, and led them directly to the prison camp. He pretended to shout: "Which one is the newly assigned Song Jiang?" The platoon leader led the men to the records office, where they found Song Jiang with disheveled hair, rolling in the filth of the urine and excrement pit. Seeing Dai Zong and the constables arrive, he said: "What kind of birds are you people?" Dai Zong pretended to roar: "Seize this fellow!" Song Jiang rolled his eyes and lashed out wildly, shouting: "I am the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor! My father-in-law has commanded me to lead a hundred thousand celestial soldiers to slaughter the people of Jiangzhou. The King of Hell will be my vanguard, and the Five Generals will bring up the rear. He has given me a golden seal weighing over eight hundred catties to kill you birds like you." The constables said: "So he's a madman. What use is there in arresting him?" Dai Zong said: "That's right. Let's go back and report—we can come for him again when needed." The men followed Dai Zong back to the prefecture office. Prefect Cai Jiu had been waiting in the hall for their report. Dai Zong and the constables reported below the hall: "It turns out this Song Jiang is a madman. He pays no heed to filth and excrement, babbles nonsense, and is covered in stinking waste. For this reason we did not dare bring him in."
Just as Prefect Cai Jiu was about to ask for an explanation, Huang Wenbing emerged from behind the screen and said to the prefect: "Don't believe this. The man composed a poem and wrote in his own hand—these are not the actions of someone with a madness ailment. There is trickery here. In any case, just arrest him and bring him in. If he cannot walk, carry him here on a pole." Prefect Cai Jiu said: "The controller is right." He then issued orders to Dai Zong: "No matter what it takes, just bring him to me."
Dai Zong received the order and could only cry out in distress. He gathered the men and went back down to the prison camp. He said to Song Jiang: "Brother, things have gone badly. You'll have to go through with it." He took a large bamboo basket, put Song Jiang in it, and carried him all the way to the Jiangzhou prefecture office, where they set him down in the hall. The prefect said: "Bring this fellow forward." The constables dragged Song Jiang before the steps below the hall. Song Jiang absolutely refused to kneel. He stared wide-eyed at Prefect Cai Jiu and said: "What kind of bird are you, that you dare question me! I am the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor! My father-in-law has commanded me to lead a hundred thousand celestial soldiers to slaughter the people of Jiangzhou. The King of Hell will be my vanguard, and the Five Generals will bring up the rear. I have a golden seal weighing over eight hundred catties. You'd better get out of my way quickly, or I'll have you all killed."
Prefect Cai Jiu looked at him and didn't know what to make of it. Huang Wenbing again said to the prefect: "Let us summon the camp superintendent and platoon leader and ask them whether this man was mad when when he first arrived, or whether he has only recently become mad. If he was mad when he arrived, then it's a genuine condition. If he's only recently become mad, it must be a feigned madness." The prefect said: "That is very well reasoned." He then sent for the camp superintendent and the platoon leader and questioned them. They dared not conceal anything and had to speak plainly: "This man showed no signs of madness when he first arrived. He must have only recently come down with this ailment." The prefect flew into a rage upon hearing this. He summoned the jailers and prison guards, had Song Jiang thrown down and tied up, and gave him fifty blows in succession—beating him so severely that one Buddha ascended to heaven and another entered nirvana. His skin split open and his blood flowed freely. Dai Zong watched and could only cry out in distress, having no way to rescue him. At first Song Jiang babbled nonsense, but after being unable to endure the beating, he had to confess: "I acted wrongly by writing a seditious poem while drunk—I had no other intention." Prefect Cai Jiu immediately took his confession, fitted him with a twenty-five-catty cangue for condemned prisoners, and had him thrown into the great jail for detention. Song Jiang, beaten so badly that he could not walk, was cangued on the spot and taken directly to the condemned prisoners' jail. But Dai Zong used all his influence to help, instructing all the junior jailers to treat this man well. Dai Zong himself arranged food and provisions for Song Jiang—but no more of that.
Then it shall be told that Prefect Cai Jiu withdrew from the hall and invited Huang Wenbing to the inner chamber, where he thanked him, saying, "Had it not been for your keen foresight, sir, I nearly let that scoundrel slip past my notice." Huang Wenbing replied, "Your Honor, this matter brooks no delay. You must hastily prepare a letter and send a trusted man with all speed to the capital to inform your esteemed father, so that Your Honor may be credited with this great service to the state. At the same time, you should report: 'If the prisoner is wanted alive, send a cage-cart to bring him to the capital; if not, to prevent his escape en route, let him be beheaded and his head displayed here to rid the realm of a great menace.' When the Emperor learns of this, he will surely be pleased." Prefect Cai said, "What you propose is sound. I too shall soon be sending a man home, and I shall commend your merit in my letter, so that my father may present you to the Emperor in person and secure for you an early promotion to a wealthy city, where you may enjoy honor and glory." Huang Wenbing bowed and thanked him, saying, "This humble scholar's whole life depends on Your Honor's patronage; I shall repay you with all the devotion of a bird carrying grass to repay kindness." Huang Wenbing then urged Prefect Cai to write the family letter and affix his seal. Huang asked, "Whom does Your Honor intend to send?" The prefect replied, "There is in this prefecture a warder of the two prisons named Dai Zong, who knows the 'Magic of Swift Travel' and can cover eight hundred li in a single day. I shall send him at first light straight to the capital. In barely ten days he can go and return." Huang Wenbing said, "If he can travel so quickly, nothing could be better." Prefect Cai then had wine set out in the inner chamber to entertain Huang Wenbing. The next day, Huang took his leave of the prefect and returned to Wujun.
Now it shall be told that Prefect Cai Jiu prepared two letter-boxes, packed with gold, pearls, jewels, and curios, and sealed them all. The next morning, he summoned Dai Zong to the inner chamber and charged him: "I have these gifts and a family letter that must be delivered to the Grand Tutor's mansion in the Eastern Capital to celebrate my father's birthday on the fifteenth day of the sixth month. The date is near at hand, and only you can accomplish this mission. Do not refuse the toil—go with all haste and return as soon as you have the reply. I shall reward you handsomely. I have already calculated the days of your swift journey and shall be waiting for your report. You must not tarry along the way or delay the business."
Dai Zong dared not refuse. He accepted the letter and the boxes, bowed his farewell to the prefect, and carried them back to his quarters. Then he went to the prison and said to Song Jiang, "Brother, set your mind at ease. The prefect is sending me to the capital; I shall be back in ten days. I shall use my wits at the Grand Tutor's house to help your case. As for your daily meals, I have instructed Li Kui to see to them and bring them to you—you shall not want for anything. Dear brother, just be patient and wait these few days." Song Jiang said, "I implore you, brother, to save my life." Dai Zong called Li Kui over and said to him directly, "Your brother wrote a seditious poem by mistake and is now in prison—we do not know what will become of him. I have been sent to the capital and shall return soon. Your brother's meals morning and evening depend entirely on you to look after him." Li Kui replied, "So he wrote a seditious poem—what's the great fuss? Tens of thousands of rebels have ended up as high officials. You go to the capital with an easy mind; who in this prison would dare harm him? If all goes well, good; if not, I'll take my great axe and hack them to pieces." Before he left, Dai Zong warned him again, "Brother, be careful—don't indulge in wine and neglect your brother's meals. Don't go out drinking and leave him hungry." Li Kui said, "Brother, go with an easy mind. If you have such doubts, I'll stop drinking today and not touch a drop until you return. Morning and evening I'll attend to Brother Song Jiang in prison—what could be better?" Dai Zong was overjoyed and said, "If you can make such a resolve and faithfully watch over your brother, all the better." That day he took his leave and departed. Li Kui truly stopped drinking and attended to Song Jiang in prison morning and evening, never leaving his side.
Let us leave Li Kui attending to Song Jiang and return to Dai Zong. He went back to his quarters, put on leg wrappings and knee-guards, laced hemp shoes, donned an apricot-yellow robe, adjusted his sash, tucked his official plaque into his belt, changed his headscarf, hid the letter and travel money in his pouch, hoisted the two letter-boxes, and went out of the city. Then he took out four magic talismans from his person, tied two to each leg, and began chanting the incantation of the Swift Travel spell. Behold the power of the Swift Travel spell:
*As if riding the mist, as if soaring on the clouds.*
*His two feet flew, stirring the red dust, hastening over ridges and mountains.*
*In a moment he had left the township, in an instant he had passed a city.*
*These golden talismans truly possessed divine power—a thousand li seemed as close as before one's eyes.*
That day Dai Zong left Jiangzhou. He traveled until evening, when he put up at an inn for the night. He untied his spirit horses, burned several bundles of spirit money, and sent them off. After spending the night, he rose the next morning, ate and drank, left the inn, tied on four spirit horses again, shouldered his dispatch case, and set off at a rapid pace. Truly, the wind and rain roared past his ears, and his feet scarcely touched the ground. Along the way he took some plain rice, plain wine, and refreshments, then pressed on. When evening approached, Dai Zong stopped early and once again put up at an inn for the night. The next day he rose before dawn and set out in the cool early hours, tied on his spirit horses, shouldered his dispatch case, and marched on. After covering some two or three hundred li, it was already the hour of si, and he had not seen a single decent tavern. It was the beginning of the sixth month, and the heat steamed down in torrents of sweat, drenching him through and through. He feared he might succumb to the summer heat. Just as he was hungry and thirsty, he caught sight ahead of a tavern nestled among trees by a lakeside. In the blink of an eye, Dai Zong reached the spot. He looked it over—it was spotlessly clean, with twenty sets of tables and benches, all painted red lacquer, and a row of lattice windows along one side. Dai Zong carried his dispatch case inside, chose a convenient seat, set down the case, untied the sash at his waist, removed his apricot-yellow robe, spat on it, and hung it on the window rail to dry. Dai Zong had barely sat down when a tavern keeper came and asked, "Honored guest, how many measures of wine will you have? What meat would you like to go with it—pork, mutton, or beef?"
"Wine is not important," said Dai Zong. "Just bring me a bowl of rice to eat."
The keeper said, "We sell wine and rice here, and we also have steamed buns and noodle soup."
"I don't eat meat or anything of that sort," said Dai Zong. "Do you have any plain soup to go with rice?"
"How about spicy braised tofu with extra seasoning?" asked the keeper.
"Excellent, excellent," said Dai Zong.
The keeper was gone only a short while before he returned with a bowl of braised tofu, two plates of vegetables, and three large bowls of wine. Dai Zong was hungry and thirsty, and in one go he finished off both the wine and the tofu. He was about to ask for rice when suddenly the world began to spin. His head swam and his eyes blurred, and he toppled over beside the bench.
"He's down!" called the keeper.
A man emerged from inside the tavern. He was built thus:
Broad arms, long legs, a slender waist,
And a manner of welcome that put all guests at ease.
A hero who served as the eyes of Liangshan Marsh—
The Land Chancu Zhu Gui.
Zhu Gui came out from inside and said, "First take the dispatch case inside. Search that fellow—see what he has on him." Two of the tavern hands went through his clothes and found a paper pouch in his satchel containing a letter. They brought it over and handed it to Chief Zhu. Zhu Gui tore it open. It was a family letter. On the envelope was written: "A letter of peace and well-being, humbly presented a hundred times at the knees of my esteemed father. Respectfully sealed by your son, Cai Dezhang." Zhu Gui broke the seal and read it from the beginning. It said: "We have now taken into custody Song Jiang of Shandong, who was arrested for composing rebellious poetry in accordance with the prophecy. He is being held in prison pending further action..."
When Zhu Gui finished reading, he was so stunned he stood dumbstruck for a long while, unable to utter a sound. The tavern hands had already hoisted Dai Zong onto their shoulders and were carrying him into the back room to butcher him, when a sash slipped from the bench. Hanging from it was a vermillion, red, and green lacquered official plaque. Zhu Gui picked it up and saw silver characters engraved upon it: "Jiangzhou Prison Commandant Dai Zong." Zhu Gui looked at it and said, "Hold off for now. I've often heard our Military Strategist say that there's a man in Jiangzhou called the 'Marvel of Speed' Dai Zong—his closest friend. Could this be the man? Why would he be delivering a letter to harm Song Jiang? This letter has by heaven's good fortune fallen into my hands. Tell the lads to wake him up with the antidote and find out the truth of the matter." The tavern hands immediately mixed water with the antidote, propped him up, and poured it down his throat. In a moment, Dai Zong's brows unfurled and his eyes opened. He sat up. He saw Zhu Gui holding the opened family letter, and roared, "Who are you? How dare you! You drugged me with knockout powder! And now you've dared to break open a letter from the Grand Secretariat and torn the seal—what crime do you think that is?"
Zhu Gui laughed and said, "What's so important about that damned letter? Never mind breaking open a letter from the Grand Secretariat—we here are already set on making an enemy of the Emperor of Great Song!"
Dai Zong was greatly alarmed. "Good fellow," he asked, "who are you? I would like to know your name."
Zhu Gui replied, "I never hide my name or change it whether I'm standing or sitting. I am the Liangshan Marsh hero 'The Land Chancu' Zhu Gui."
"Since you are a chieftain of Liangshan Marsh," said Dai Zong, "you must know Mr. Wu Yong, the Scholar."
"Wu Yong is our stronghold's Military Strategist, in command of our forces," said Zhu Gui. "How do you know him?"
"He and I are the closest of friends," said Dai Zong.
"Then you must be the 'Marvel of Speed' Dai Yuan-shi, whom the Military Strategist often speaks of!" said Zhu Zhu.
"I am he," said Dai Zong.
Zhu Gui asked further, "When Song Gongming was sentenced to exile in Jiangzhou and passed through our stronghold, Military Strategist Wu sent a letter to you. So why are you now delivering a letter to harm Song Jiang's life?"
"Song Gongming and I are also the closest of brothers," said Dai Zong. "He has been arrested for composing a rebellious poem, and I have been unable to save him. I was on my way to the capital precisely to find a way to rescue him. How would I want to harm his life?"
"If you don't believe me, look at this letter from Governor Cai Jiu," said Zhu Gui.
Dai Zong read it and was himself startled. He then told Zhu Gui in full detail about the letter Wu Yong had sent earlier, his meeting with Song Gongming, and how Song Jiang, after drinking at Xunyang Tower, had mistakenly composed a rebellious poem in a drunken state. Zhu Gui said, "Since this is the case, I invite you to come personally to our stronghold to discuss a plan with all the chieftains—we can save Song Gongming's life."
Zhu Gui hastily ordered the customary wine and food to be prepared for Dai Zong. From the waterside pavilion, he watched across the opposite shore and loosed a signal arrow. As soon as the whistling arrow arrived, a small boat was soon rowed over by some bandits.
Zhu Gui then accompanied Dai Zong, carrying the letter case, down to the boat. They landed at Golden Sand Beach and were led to the main stronghold. When Wu Yong received the report, he hurried down from the pass to greet them. Seeing Dai Zong, he exchanged courtesies and said, "It has been a long time since we parted. What wind blows you here today? Please come up to the main stronghold and meet the other chieftains." Zhu Gui explained the reason for Dai Zong's visit—that Song Jiang was now imprisoned there. Upon hearing this, Chao Gai hastily invited Director Dai to sit and asked in detail what had caused Third Brother Song to get into trouble with the law. Dai Zong then told everything about Song Jiang's seditious poem. When Chao Gai heard this, he was greatly alarmed and immediately wanted to summon all the chieftains, muster the men, and descend the mountain to attack Jiangzhou and rescue Third Brother Song. Wu Yong admonished him, "Elder Brother, you must not act rashly. Jiangzhou is far from here. If our troops go, I fear it may invite disaster. Startling the grass and alarming the snake would cost Song Jiang his life. This matter cannot be resolved by force—it must be resolved by cunning. Wu Yong, though untalented, has a modest scheme. It relies entirely on Director Dai. We must save Song Jiang's life." Chao Gai said, "I would be glad to hear the Military Advisor's ingenious plan." Scholar Wu said, "Now Prefect Jiu has sent Director Dai to the capital to deliver a letter and await the Grand Tutor's reply. We shall turn this letter to our advantage and forge a reply for Director Dai to carry back. The letter will say: 'Instruct that the prisoner Song Jiang must by no means be executed here. He must be sent under the escort of reliable and capable men to the capital, where his case will be fully examined, and he will then be executed publicly to put an end to the children's rhyme.' When they pass through here on their way with him, we will send men down the mountain to seize him. What do you think of this plan?" Chao Gao said, "But what if they don't pass through here? Then won't the whole affair be ruined?" Gongsun Sheng said, "What difficulty is there in this? We can send men ourselves to scout in all directions and find out which route they take. No matter which way they come, we will wait for them and seize them. We only fear they may not bring him here at all."
Chao Gai said, "The plan is good indeed, but no one here can imitate Cai Jing's handwriting." Scholar Wu said, "Wu Yong has already considered this. Today, four styles of calligraphy are prevalent in the world—those of Su Dongpo, Huang Luzhi, Mi Yuanzhang, and Cai Jing. Su, Huang, Mi, and Cai—the 'Four Excellences' of the Song dynasty. I once knew a scholar in Jizhou. That man's surname is Xiao, given name Rang. Because he can write in all these styles, people call him the 'Sainted-Hand Scholar.' He is also skilled with spear and staff, and can wield swords and swing blades. Wu Yong knows that he can imitate Cai Jing's handwriting. It would be better to ask Director Dai to go to his home and deceive him by saying: 'The temple of Mount Tai needs a stone inscription written. Here are fifty taels of silver in advance as a settlement allowance.' This will get him to come. Then we will send men to lure his family up the mountain and persuade him to join us. What do you think?" Chao Gai said, "If he can write the letter, that is fine, but we also need a seal and stamp." Scholar Wu said, "I have another acquaintance whom I have also been thinking of. This man is also one of the finest in the Central Plains. He now lives in Jizhou. His surname is Jin, given name Daji. He carves excellent stone inscriptions and engraves fine seals, jade, and stamps. He is also skilled in fighting with spear and staff. Because he carves jade so well, people call him the 'Jade-Arm Craftsman.' We will also give him fifty taels of silver to lure him here to carve the inscription stone. On the way, we will do the same thing. These two men will both be useful to the stronghold." Chao Gao said, "Splendid!" That very day a banquet was arranged to entertain Dai Zong, and he retired for the night.
The next morning, after breakfast, Director Dai was asked to dress in the manner of an Imperial Courier. He took some hundred-odd taels of silver, saddled his magic horse, and went down the mountain. The boat carried him across Golden Sand Beach to the shore. He quickened his pace and hastened to Jizhou. In less than four hours he had reached the city and inquired after the residence of the "Sainted-Hand Scholar" Xiao Rang. Someone pointed and said, "He lives just east of the prefectural offices, in front of the Confucian temple." Dai Zong went straight to his door, coughed once, and called out, "Is Master Xiao there?" A scholar emerged from inside. Seeing Dai Zong, he did not recognize him and asked, "Where is this Courier from, and what instructions do you have?" Dai Zong bowed and said, "This humble one is a Courier from the Mount Tai temple. The temple is now rebuilding the Five Peaks Tower, and the local gentry wish to have a stone inscription written. I have been specially sent to bring fifty taels of silver in advance as a settlement allowance. I invite you, sir, to graciously bestow your steps and come with me to the temple to compose the text. A date has already been chosen—I must not delay." Xiao Rang said, "This humble scholar can only compose texts and do the calligraphy. I have no other skills. For a stone inscription, one also needs an engraver." Dai Zong said, "I have another fifty taels of silver and wish to engage the Jade-Arm Craftsman Jin Daji to carve the stone. An auspicious day has been selected. I hope you will kindly direct me so we may travel together."
Xiao Rang received the fifty taels of silver, and together with Dai Zong went to seek out Jin Dajian. As they were passing by the Confucian temple, Xiao Rang pointed with his finger and said, "The man coming up ahead is the one called 'Jade-Arm Craftsman' Jin Dajian." At once Xiao Rang called out to Jin Dajian and introduced him to Dai Zong, telling him all about how the Five Sacred Mountain Tower at the Temple of Mount Tai in Taizhou was being rebuilt and how the leading households wished to erect a stone tablet with an inscription, and how this Grand Protector had specially brought fifty taels of silver each to invite the two of them to go. Jin Dajian was pleased at the sight of the silver. The two men invited Dai Zong to a wine shop, where they had three cups of wine bought and some vegetarian dishes prepared to entertain him. Dai Zong then paid Jin Dajian the fifty taels of silver as funds for settling his household, and said further, "The yin-yang diviner has already selected an auspicious date. I ask you two gentlemen to set out today." Xiao Rang said, "The weather is sweltering. If we set out today, we won't get far, and ahead of us there won't be a place to stay for the night. We should start before dawn tomorrow and leave as the gates open." Jin Dajian said, "That is exactly right." Both agreed to rise early the next morning and set out, and each went home to pack and prepare. Xiao Rang kept Dai Zong to stay the night at his house.
At the fifth watch the next day, Jin Dajian, carrying his baggage and tools, came to join Xiao Rang and Dai Zong, and the three traveled together. They had left Jizhou city and gone no more than ten miles or so when Dai Zong said, "You two gentlemen go slowly—I dare not press you. I will go ahead first to inform the leading households to come and receive you." He quickened his pace and hurried off ahead. The two men, carrying their baggage, proceeded slowly on their own. When it was about the hour of the afternoon, having covered roughly seventy or eighty miles, they suddenly heard a whistle blow ahead. From the hillside by the mountain pass leaped out a band of good fellows, some forty or fifty strong. At the head of them was none other than Wang Aihu of Qingfeng Mountain, who bellowed, "Who are you two? Where are you going? Lads, seize these fellows and take their hearts to eat with our wine!" Xiao Rang said, "We two are going to Mount Tai in Taizhou to carve stone inscriptions. We have not a penny of goods—only a few clothes." Wang Aihu roared, "I don't want your goods or clothes. I want the hearts of two clever men to go with wine!" Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian grew agitated. Relying on their own skills, they straightened their staffs and charged straight at Wang Aihu. Wang Aihu also leveled his saber to fight the two of them. The three wielded their weapons and fought some five or seven bouts, then Wang Aihu turned and fled. The two were about to give chase when they heard the sound of gongs from the hill—on the left came Song Wan, the "Diamond in the Clouds," on the right came Du Qian, "Touches the Sky," and behind them was Zheng Tianshou, the "Fair-Faced Gentleman." Each led over thirty men. All at once they fell upon Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian, dragging them horizontally and hauling them off into the woods. The four leaders of the band said, "You two can rest easy. We act on the orders of the Heavenly King Chao and have come specially to invite the two of you up the mountain to join us." Xiao Rang said, "What use would a mountain stronghold have for us? We two have no strength to bind chickens—we are only good for eating rice." Du Qian said, "Commander Wu knew you from before, and furthermore he knows your martial abilities. That is why he sent Dai Zong to your homes to invite you." Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian looked at each other in dismay and could not utter a word. They were taken at once to the inn of Zhu Gui, "Dry-Land Crocodile," where the customary food and wine were served. That very night a boat was summoned and they were sent up the mountain. When they arrived at the great camp, Chao Gai, Wu Yong, and the other chieftains all came out to meet them. A banquet was arranged, and they spoke of the matter of drafting the reply letter to Cai Jing, saying, "That is why we invited the two of you up the mountain to join us and together uphold great righteousness." When the two men heard this, they both seized Wu Yong and said, "It would be no problem for us to serve here, but the trouble is that each of us has old and young family members back home. When the authorities find out tomorrow, they will surely be ruined." Wu Yong said, "You two worthy brothers need not worry. By dawn tomorrow you will have your answer." That night they drank and rested.
The next morning at dawn, a small scout reported, "They have all arrived." Wu Yong said, "I ask you two worthy brothers to go personally and receive your families." Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian heard this with half belief and half doubt. The two went down halfway up the mountain and saw several sedan chairs carrying their families up the mountain. The two were stunned and asked for details. The elders said, "After you left yesterday, a group of people came with sedan chairs and said that you had been struck by heat stroke at an inn outside the city and urgently needed your families to come see and rescue you. Once outside the city, they would not let us get out of the chairs and carried us all the way here." Both families told the same story. Xiao Rang, hearing this, and Jin Dajian both closed their mouths and had nothing to say. They could only resign themselves completely and return to the mountain stronghold to join the band. Their families were settled. Wu Yong then came out and discussed with Xiao Rang the matter of drafting the reply letter in Cai Jing's calligraphy to save Song Jiang. Jin Dajian said, "I have always been able to carve all of Cai Jing's various seals, titles, and characters." The two then set to work and completed it. The reply letter was prepared, a banquet was laid on, and Dai Zong was sent on his way, with detailed instructions on the contents of the letter. Dai Zong took his leave of the chieftains and parted from them to go down the mountain. The small scouts had already ferried a boat across the Golden Sand Beach and escorted him to Zhu Gui's inn. Dai Zong took four paper horses and tied them to his legs, bade farewell to Zhu Gui, quickened his pace, and set off.
Now, Wu Yong had seen Dai Zong across the river, and he returned with the other chiefs to the great stronghold for more wine. Just as they were drinking, Wu Xuéjiū suddenly cried out in distress, not knowing what had come over him. The other chiefs asked, "Why does the military adviser cry out in distress?" Wu Yong said, "You all don't understand: it was this letter of mine that will cost the lives of Dai Zong and Song Jiang." The other chiefs were greatly alarmed and quickly asked, "What exactly was wrong with the letter, military adviser?" Wu Xuéjiū said, "In my haste I thought only of what lay ahead and not of what lay behind. There is a huge flaw in the letter." Xiao Rang then said, "This humble one's handwriting is no different from Grand Tutor Cai's, and the phrasing contains no errors. May I ask the military adviser—where exactly is this flaw?" Jin Dajian also said, "This humble one's carved seal contains not the slightest error. How can there be a flaw?" Wu Xuéjiū raised two fingers and revealed where the error and flaw lay. It would come to pass that the heroes would create a great uproar in Jiangzhou City and stir up chaos at the White Dragon Temple. Arrows and crossbows would become the means by which they escaped with their lives; forests of swords and spears would become the means by which they rescued their heroes. But to tell what flaw Military Adviser Wu Xuéjiū revealed—let us listen to the explanation in the next chapter.
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話說當下李逵把指頭捺倒了那女娘,酒店主人攔住說道:「四位官人如何是好?」主人心慌,便叫酒保過賣都向前來救他,就地下把水噴噀,看看甦醒,扶將起來。看時,額角上抹脫了一片油皮,因此那女子暈昏倒了,救得醒來,千好萬好。他的爹娘聽得說是「黑旋風」,先是驚得呆了半晌,那裏敢說一言。看那女子,已自說得話了,娘母取個手帕,自與他包了頭,收拾了釵環。宋江問道:「你姓甚麼?那裏人家?」那老婦人道:「不瞞官人說,老身夫妻兩口兒,姓宋,原是京師人。只有這個女兒,小字玉蓮,他爹自教得他幾個曲兒,胡亂叫他來這琵琶亭上賣唱養口。為他性急,不看頭勢,不管官人說話,只顧便唱,今日這哥哥失手,傷了女兒些個,終不成經官動詞,連累官人。」宋江見他說得本分,便道:「你著甚人跟我到營裏,我與你二十兩銀子,將息女兒,日後嫁個良人,免在這裏賣唱。」那夫妻兩口兒便拜謝道:「怎敢指望許多!」宋江道:「我說一句是一句,並不會說謊。你便叫你老兒自跟我去討與他。」那夫妻二人拜謝道:「深感官人救濟。」戴宗埋冤李逵道:「你這廝要便與人合口,又教哥哥壞了許多銀子。」李逵道:「只指頭略擦得一擦,他自倒了,不曾見這般鳥女子恁地嬌嫩。你便在我臉上打一百拳,也不妨。」宋江等眾人都笑起來。張順便叫酒保去說,這席酒錢我自還他。酒保聽得道:「不妨,不妨,只顧去。」宋江那裏肯,便道:「兄弟,我勸二位來喫酒,倒要你還錢!」張順苦死要還,說道:「難得哥哥會面,仁兄在山東時,小弟哥兒兩個也兀自要來投奔哥哥,今日天幸得識尊顏,權表薄意,非足為禮。」戴宗道:「公明兄長,既然是張二哥相敬之心,只得曲允。」宋江道:「既然兄弟還了,改日卻另置杯復禮。」張順大喜,就將了兩尾鯉魚,和戴宗、李逵帶了這個宋老兒,都送宋江離了琵琶亭,來到營裏,五個人都進抄事房裏坐下。宋江先取兩錠小銀二十兩,與了宋老兒,那老兒拜謝了去,不在話下。天色已晚,張順送了魚,宋江取出張橫書,付與張順,相別去了。宋江又取出五十兩一錠大銀對李逵道:「兄弟,你將去使用。」戴宗、李逵也自作別,趕入城去了。
只說宋江把一尾魚送與管營,留一尾自喫。宋江因見魚鮮,貪愛爽口,多喫了些,至夜四更,肚裏絞腸刮肚價疼;天明時,一連瀉了二十來遭,昏暈倒了,睡在房中。宋江為人最好,營裏眾人都來煮粥,燒湯,看覷,伏侍他。次日,張順因見宋江愛魚喫,又將得好金色大鯉魚兩尾送來,就謝宋江寄書之義,卻見宋江破腹,瀉倒在床,眾囚徒都在房裏看視。張順見了,要請醫人調治,宋江道:「自貪口腹,喫了些鮮魚,壞了肚腹,你只與我贖一貼止瀉六和湯來喫便好了。」叫張順把這兩尾魚,一尾送與王管營,一尾送與趙差撥。張順送了魚,就贖了一貼六和湯藥來與宋江了自回去,不在話下。營內自有眾人煎藥伏侍。次日,戴宗、李逵備了酒肉,逕來抄事房看望宋江。只見宋江暴病纔可,喫不得酒肉,兩個自在房面前喫了,直至日晚,相別去了。亦不在話下。
只說宋江自在營中將息了五七日,覺得身體沒事,病症已痊,思量要入城中去尋戴宗。又過了一日,不見他一個來。次日早膳罷,辰牌前後,揣了些銀子,鎖上房門,離了營裏。信步出街來,逕走入城,去州衙前左邊尋問戴院長家。有人說道:「他又無老小,只在城隍廟間壁觀音庵裏歇。」宋江聽了,尋訪直到那裏,已自鎖了門出去了。卻又來尋問「黑旋風」李逵時,多人說道:「他自個沒頭神,又無家室,只在牢裏安身。沒地裏的巡檢,東邊歇兩日,西邊歪幾時,正不知他那裏是住處。」宋江又尋問賣魚牙子張順時,亦有人說道:「他自在城外村裏住;便自賣魚時,也只在城外江邊。只除非討賒錢入城來。」
宋江聽罷,又尋出城來,直要問到那裏。獨自一個悶悶不已,信步再出城外來,看見那一派江景非常,觀之不足。正行到一座酒樓前過,仰面看時,旁邊豎著一根望竿,懸掛著一個青布酒旆子,上寫道:「潯陽江正庫」。雕簷外一面牌額,上有蘇東坡大書「潯陽樓」三字。宋江看了,便道:「我在鄆城縣時,只聽得說江州好座潯陽樓,原來卻在這裏。我雖獨自一個在此,不可錯過,何不且上樓去自己看玩一遭?」宋江來到樓前看時,只見門邊朱紅華表,柱上兩面白粉牌,各有五個大字,寫道:「世間無比酒,天下有名樓」。宋江便上樓來,去靠江占一座閣子裏坐了;憑欄舉目看時,端的好座酒樓,但見:
雕簷映日,畫棟飛雲。
碧欄干低接軒窗,翠簾幕高懸戶牖。
消磨醉眼,倚青天萬迭雲山;
勾惹吟魂,翻瑞雪一江煙水。
白蘋渡口,時聞漁父鳴榔;
紅蓼灘頭,每見釣翁擊楫。
樓畔綠槐啼野鳥,門前翠柳擊花驄。
宋江看罷,喝采不已。酒保上樓來問道:「官人還是要待客,只是自消遣?」宋江道:「要待兩位客人,未見來,你且先取一樽好酒,果品、肉食只顧賣來,魚便不要。」酒保聽了,便下樓去。少時,一托盤把上樓來,一樽藍橋風月美酒,擺下菜蔬,時新果品,按酒,列幾般肥羊、嫩雞、釀鵝、精肉,盡使朱紅盤碟。宋江看了,心中暗喜,自誇道:「這般整齊餚饌,濟楚器皿,端的是好個江州。我雖是犯罪遠流到此,卻也看了些真山真水。我那裏雖有幾座名山古跡,卻無此等景致。」獨是一個,一杯兩盞,倚欄暢飲,不覺沈醉,猛然驀上心來,思想道:「我生在山東,長在鄆城,學吏出身,結識了多少江湖好漢,雖留得一個虛名,目今三旬之上,名又不成,利又不就,倒被文了雙頰,配來在這裏;我家鄉中老父和兄弟,如何得相見?」不覺酒涌上來,潸然淚下,臨風觸目,感恨傷懷。忽然做了一首《西江月》詞,便喚酒保索借筆硯來。起身觀玩,見白粉壁上多有先人題詠,宋江尋思道:「何不就書於此?倘若他日身榮,再來經過,重睹一番,以記歲月,想今日之苦。」乘著酒興,磨得墨濃,蘸得筆飽,去那白粉壁上揮毫便寫道:
自幼曾攻經史,長成亦有權謀。
恰如猛虎臥荒丘,潛伏爪牙忍受。
不幸刺文雙頰,那堪配在江州。
他年若得報冤讎,血染潯陽江口。
宋江寫罷,自看了,大喜大笑,一面又飲了數杯酒,不覺歡喜,自狂蕩起來,手舞足蹈,又拿起筆來,去那《西江月》後再寫下四句詩,道是:
心在山東身在吳,飄蓬江海謾嗟吁。
他時若遂凌雲志,敢笑黃巢不丈夫!
宋江寫罷詩,又去後面大書五字道:「鄆城宋江作。」寫罷,擲筆在桌上,又自歌了一回。再飲過數杯酒,不覺沉醉,力不勝酒,便喚酒保計算了,取些銀子,算還多的,都賞了酒保,拂袖下樓來。踉踉蹌蹌,取路回營裏來。開了房門,便倒在床上,一覺直睡到五更。酒醒時,全然不記得昨日在潯陽江樓上題詩一節。當時害酒,自在房裏睡臥,不在話下。
且說這江州對岸,另有個城子,喚做無為軍,卻是個野去處。城中有個在閒通判,姓黃,雙名文炳。這人雖讀經書,卻是阿諛諂佞之徒,心地匾窄,只要嫉賢妒能。勝如己者害之,不如己者弄之,專在鄉裏害人。聞知這蔡九知府是當朝蔡太師兒子,每每來浸潤他,時常過江來請訪知府,指望他引薦出職,再欲做官。也是宋江命運合當受苦,撞了這個對頭。當日這黃文炳在私家閒坐,無可消遣,帶了兩個僕人,買了些時新禮物,自家一隻快船渡過江來,逕去府裏探望蔡九知府。恰恨撞著府裏公宴,不敢進去。卻再回船,正好那隻船僕人已纜在潯陽樓下。黃文炳因見天氣暄熱,且去樓上閒玩一回。信步入酒庫裏來,看了一遭,轉到酒樓上,憑欄消遣,觀見壁上題詠甚多,也有做得好的,亦有歪談亂道的。黃文炳看了冷笑。正看到宋江題《西江月》詞,並所吟四句詩,大驚道:「這個不是反詩?誰寫在此?」後面卻書道:「鄆城宋江作」五個大字。黃文炳再讀道:「自幼曾攻經史,長成亦有權謀。」冷笑道:「這人自負不淺。」又讀道:「恰如猛虎臥荒丘,潛伏爪牙忍受。」黃文炳道:「那廝也是個不依本分的人。」又讀:「不幸刺文雙頰,那堪配在江州。」黃文炳道:「也不是個高尚其志的人,看來只是個配軍。」又讀道:「他年若得報冤讎,血染潯陽江口。」黃文炳道:「這廝報仇兀誰?卻要在此生事!量你是個配軍,做得甚用!」又讀詩道:「心在山東身在吳,飄蓬江海謾嗟吁。」黃文炳道:「這兩句兀自可恕。」又讀道:「他時若遂凌雲志,敢笑黃巢不丈夫!」黃文炳搖著頭道:「這廝無禮,他卻要賽過黃巢,不謀反待怎地?」再看了「鄆城宋江作」,黃文炳道:「我也多曾聞這個名字,那人多管是個小吏。」便喚酒保來問道:「作這兩篇詩詞,端的是何人題下在此?」酒保道:「夜來一個人獨自喫了一瓶酒,醉後疏狂,寫在這裏。」黃文炳道:「約莫甚麼樣人?」酒保道:「面頰上有兩行金印,多管是牢城營內人。生得黑矮肥胖。」黃文炳道:「是了。」就借筆硯取幅紙來抄了,藏在身邊,吩咐酒保休要刮去了。
黃文炳下樓,自去船中歇了一夜。次日飯後,僕人挑了盒仗,一逕又到府前,正值知府退堂在衙內,使人入去報復。多樣時,蔡九知府遣人出來,邀請在後堂。蔡九知府卻出來與黃文炳敘罷寒溫已畢,送了禮物,分賓坐下。黃文炳稟說道:「文炳夜來渡江到府拜望,聞知公宴,不敢擅入,今日重復拜見恩相。」蔡九知府道:「通判乃是心腹之交,逕入來同坐何妨!下官有失迎迓。」左右執事人獻茶。茶罷,黃文炳道:「相公在上,不敢拜問,不知近日尊府太師恩相曾使人來否?」知府道:「前日纔有書來。」黃文炳道:「不敢動問,京師近日有何新聞?」知府道:「家尊寫來書上吩咐道:近日太史院司天監奏道,夜觀天象,罡星照臨吳、楚,敢有作耗之人,隨即體察剿除。更兼街市小兒謠言四句道:『耗國因家木,刀兵點水工。縱橫三十六,播亂在山東。』因此囑付下官,緊守地方。」黃文炳尋思了半晌,笑道:「恩相,事非偶然也!」黃文炳袖中取出所抄之詩,呈與知府道:「不想卻在此處。」蔡九知府看了道:「這是個反詩,通判那裏得來?」黃文炳道:「小生夜來不敢進府,回至江邊,無可消遣,卻去潯陽樓上避熱閒翫,觀看前人吟詠,只見白粉壁上新題下這篇。」知府道:「卻是何等樣人寫下?」黃文炳回道:「相公,上面明題著姓名,道是『鄆城宋江作』。」知府道:「這宋江卻是甚麼人?」黃文炳道:「他分明寫著『不幸刺文雙頰,那堪配在江州』。眼見得只是個配軍,──牢城營犯罪的囚徒。」知府道:「量這個配軍,做得甚麼!」黃文炳道:「相公不可小覷了他。恰纔相公所言尊府恩相家書說小兒謠言,正應在本人身上。」知府道:「何以見得?」黃文炳道:「『耗國因家木』,耗散國家錢糧的人,必是『家』頭著個『木』字,明明是個『宋』字;第二句『刀兵點水工』,興起刀兵之人,水邊著個『工』字,明是個『江』字。這個人姓宋,名江,又作下反詩,明是天數,萬民有福。」知府又問道:「何謂『縱橫三十六,播亂在山東』?」黃文炳答道:「或是六六之年,或是六六之數;『播亂在山東』,今鄆城縣正是山東地方。這四句謠言已都應了。」知府又道:「不知此間有這個人麼?」黃文炳回道:「小生夜來問那酒保時,說道這人只是前日寫下了去。這個不難,只取牢城營文冊一查,便見有無。」知府道:「通判高見極明。」便喚從人叫庫子取過牢城營裏文冊簿來看。當時從人於庫內取至文冊,蔡九知府親自檢看,見後面果有五月間新配到囚徒一名「鄆城縣宋江」。黃文炳看了道:「正是應謠言的人,
非同小可。如是遲緩,誠恐走透了消息,可急差人捕獲,下在牢裏,卻再商議。」知府道:「言之極當。」隨即陞廳,叫喚兩院押牢節級過來,廳下,戴宗聲喏。知府道:「你與我帶了做公的人,快下牢城營裏,捉拿潯陽樓吟反詩的犯人鄆城縣宋江來,不可時刻違誤。」
戴宗聽罷,喫了一驚,心裏只叫得苦。隨即出府來,點了眾節級牢子,都叫各去家裏取了各人器械,來我下處間壁城隍廟裏取齊。戴宗吩咐了眾人,各自歸家去,戴宗卻自作起神行法,先來到牢城營裏,逕入抄事房。推開門看時,宋江正在房裏,見是戴宗入來,慌忙迎接,便道:「我前日入城來,那裏不尋遍。因賢弟不在,獨自無聊,自古潯陽樓上飲了一瓶酒。這兩日迷迷不好,正在這裏害酒。」戴宗道:「哥哥,你前日卻寫下甚言語在樓上?」宋江道:「醉後狂言,誰個記得。」戴宗道:「卻才知府喚我當廳發落,叫多帶從人,『拿捉潯陽樓上題反詩的犯人鄆城縣宋江正身赴官。』兄弟喫了一驚,先去穩住眾做公的在城隍廟等候。如今我特來先報知哥哥,卻是怎地好?如何解救?」宋江聽罷,搔頭不知癢處,只叫得苦:「我今番必是死也。」戴宗道:「我教仁兄一著解手,未知如何?如今小弟不敢耽擱,回去便和人來捉你,你可披亂了頭髮,把尿屎潑在地上,就倒在裏面,詐作風魔。我和眾人來時,你便口裏胡言亂語,只做失心風便好,我自去替你回復知府。」宋江道:「感謝賢弟指教,萬望維持則個。」
戴宗慌忙別了宋江,回到城裏,逕來城隍廟,喚了眾做公的,一直奔入牢城營裏來,假意喝問:「那個是新配來的宋江?」牌頭引眾人到抄事房裏,只見宋江披散頭髮,倒在尿屎坑裏滾,見了戴宗和做公的人來,便說道:「你們是甚麼鳥人?」戴宗假意大喝一聲:「捉拿這廝!」宋江白著眼,卻亂打將來,口裏亂道:「我是玉皇大帝的女婿。丈人教我領十萬天兵來殺你江州人,閻羅大王做先鋒,五道將軍做合後,與我一顆金印,重八百餘斤,殺你這般鳥人。」眾做公的道:「原來是個失心風的漢子,我們拿他去何用?」戴宗道:「說得是。我們且去回話,要拿時再來。」眾人跟了戴宗回到州衙裏,蔡九知府在廳上專等回報。戴宗和眾做公的在廳下回復知府道:「原來這宋江是個失心風的人。尿屎穢污全不顧,口裏胡言亂語,渾身臭糞不可當,因此不敢拿來。」
蔡九知府正待要問緣故,時黃文炳早在屏風背後轉將出來,對知府道:「休信這話。本人作的詩詞,寫的筆跡,不是有風症的人,其中有詐。好歹只顧拿來;便走不動,扛也扛將來。」蔡九知府道:「通判說得是。」便發落戴宗,你們不揀怎地,只與我拿得來。
戴宗領了鈞旨,只叫得苦。再將帶了眾人下牢城營裏來,對宋江道:「仁兄,事不諧矣。兄長只得去走一遭。」便把一個大竹籮,扛了宋江,直抬到江州府裏,當廳歇下。知府道:「拿過這廝來。」眾做公的把宋江押於階下。宋江那裏肯跪,睜著眼,見了蔡九知府道:「你是甚麼鳥人,敢來問我!我是玉皇大帝的女婿。丈人教我引十萬天兵,殺你江州人,閻羅大王做先鋒,五道將軍做合後,有一顆金印,重八百餘斤。你也快躲了我,不時,教你們都死。」
蔡九知府看了,沒做理會處。黃文炳又對知府道:「且喚本營差撥並牌頭來問,這人來時有風,近日卻纔風?若是來時風,便是真症候;若是近日纔風,必是詐風。」知府道:「言之極當。」便差人喚到管營、差撥,問他兩個時,那裏敢隱瞞,只得直說道:「這人來時不見有風病,敢只是近日舉發此症。」知府聽了,大怒。喚過牢子獄卒,把宋江捆翻,一連打上五十下,打得宋江一佛出世,二佛涅槃,皮開肉綻,鮮血淋漓。戴宗看了,只叫得苦,又沒做道理救他處。宋江初時也胡言亂語,次後喫拷打不過,只得招道:「自不合一時酒後,誤寫反詩,別無主意。」蔡九知府即取了招狀,將一面二十五斤死囚枷枷了,推放大牢裏收禁。宋江喫打得兩腿走不動,當廳釘了,直押赴死囚牢裏來。卻得戴宗一力維持,吩咐了眾小牢子,都教好覷此人。戴宗自安排飯食,供給宋江,不在話下。
再說蔡九知府退廳,邀請黃文炳到後堂稱謝道:「若非通判高明遠見,下官險些兒被這廝瞞過了。」黃文炳又道:「相公在上,此事也不宜遲。只好急急修一封書,便差人星夜上京師,報與尊府恩相知道,顯得相公幹了這件國家大事。就一發稟道:『若要活的,便著一輛陷車解上京;如不要活的,恐防路途走失,就於本處斬首號令,以除大害。』便是今上得知必喜。」蔡九知府道:「通判所言有理,下官即日也要使人回家,。書上就薦通判之功,使家尊面奏天子,早早陞授富貴城池,去享榮華。」黃文炳拜謝道:「小生終身皆依托門下,自當銜環背鞍之報。」黃文炳就攛掇蔡九知府寫了家書,印上圖書。黃文炳問道:「相公差那個心腹人去?」知府道:「本州自有個兩院節級,喚做戴宗,會使『神行法』,一日能行八百里路程,只來早,便差此人逕往京師,只消旬日,可以往回。」黃文炳道:「若得如此之快,最好,最好。」蔡九知府就後堂置酒,管待了黃文炳,次日相辭知府,自回無為軍去了。
且說蔡九知府安排兩個信籠,打點了金珠寶貝玩好之物,上面都貼了封皮。次日早辰,喚過戴宗到後堂囑付道:「我有這般禮物,一封家書,要送上東京太師府裏去,慶賀我父親六月十五日生辰。日期將近,只有你能幹去得。你休辭辛苦,可與我星夜去走一遭,討了回書便轉來,我自重重的賞你。你的程途,都在我心上。我已料著你神行的日期,專等你回報;切不可沿途耽擱,有誤事情。」
戴宗聽了,不敢不依。只得領了家書、信籠,便拜辭了知府,挑回下處安頓了,卻來牢裏對宋江說道:「哥哥放心,知府差我上京師去,只旬日之間便回。就太師府裏使些見識,解救哥哥的事。每日飯食,我自吩咐在李逵身上,委著他安排送來,不教有缺。仁兄且寬心守奈幾日。」宋江道:「望煩賢弟救宋江一命則個。」戴宗叫過李逵,當面吩咐道:「你哥哥誤題了反詩,在這裏喫官司,未知如何。我如今又喫差往東京去,早晚便回。哥哥飯食,朝暮全靠著你看覷他則個。」李逵應道:「吟了反詩,打甚麼鳥緊!萬千謀反的,倒做了大官。你自放心東京去,牢裏誰敢奈何他!好便好,不好,我使老大斧頭砍他娘。」戴宗臨行又囑付道:「兄弟小心,不要貪酒,失誤了哥哥飯食。休得出去噇醉了,餓著哥哥。」李逵道:「哥哥,你自放心去。若是這等疑忌時,兄弟從今日就斷了酒,待你回來卻開。早晚只在牢裏伏侍宋江哥哥,有何不可?」戴宗聽了,大喜道:「兄弟若得如此發心,堅意守看哥哥更好。」當日作別自去了。李逵真個不喫酒,早晚只在牢裏伏侍宋江,寸步不離。
不說李逵自看覷宋江,且說戴宗回到下處,換了腿絣護膝、八答麻鞋,穿上杏黃衫,整了搭膊,腰裏插了宣牌,換了巾幘,便袋裏藏了書信盤纏,挑上兩個信籠,出到城外,身邊取出四個甲馬,去兩只腿上,每隻各拴兩個,口裏念起神行法咒語來。怎見得神行法效驗:
仿佛渾如駕霧,依稀好似騰雲。
如飛兩腳蕩紅塵,越嶺登山去緊。
頃刻纔離鄉鎮,片時又過州城。
金錢甲馬果通神,千里如同眼近。
當日戴宗離了江州,一日行到晚,投客店安歇,解下甲馬,取數陌金紙燒送了。過了一宿,次日早起來,喫了酒食,離了客店,又拴上四個甲馬,挑起信籠,放開腳步便行。端的是耳邊風雨之聲,腳不點地。路上略喫些素飯、素酒、點心又走。看看日暮,戴宗早歇了,又投客店宿歇一夜。次日起個五更,趕早涼行,拴上甲馬,挑上信籠,又走。約行過了三二百里,已是巳牌時分,不見一個乾淨酒店。此時正是六月初旬天氣,蒸得汗雨淋漓,滿身蒸濕,又怕中了暑氣。正飢渴之際,早望見前面樹林側首一座傍水臨湖酒肆,戴宗撚指間走到跟前,看時,乾乾淨淨有二十付座頭,盡是紅油桌凳,一帶都是檻窗。戴宗挑著信籠入到裏面,揀一付穩便座頭,歇下信籠,解下腰裏搭膊,脫下杏黃衫,噴口水晾在窗欄上。戴宗坐下,只見個酒保來問道:「上下,打幾角酒?要甚麼肉食下酒,或豬、羊、牛肉?」戴宗道:「酒便不要多,與我做口飯來喫。」酒保又道:「我這裏賣酒賣飯,又有饅頭粉湯。」戴宗道:「我卻不喫葷腥,有甚麼素湯下飯?」酒保道:「加料麻辣熝豆腐如何?」戴宗道:「最好,最好。」酒保去不多時,熝一碗豆腐,放兩碟菜蔬,連篩三大碗酒來。戴宗正飢又渴,一上把酒和豆腐都喫了。卻待討飯喫,只見天旋地轉,頭暈眼花,就凳邊便倒。酒保叫道:「倒了。」只見店裏走出一個人來,怎生模樣,但見:
臂闊腿長腰細,待客一團和氣。
梁山作眼英雄,旱地忽律朱貴。
當下朱貴從裏面出來,說道:「且把信籠將入去,先搜那廝身邊,有甚東西。」便有兩個火家去他身上搜看,只見便袋裏搜出一個紙包,包著一封書,取過來,遞與朱頭領。朱貴扯開,卻是一封家書,見封皮上面寫道:「平安家信,百拜奉上父親大人膝下,男蔡德章謹封。」朱貴便拆開,從頭看去,見上面寫道:「現今拿得應謠言題反詩山東宋江監收在牢一節,聽候施行,……」
朱貴看罷,驚得呆了半晌,則聲不得。火家正把戴宗扛起來,背入殺人作房裏去開剝,只見凳頭邊溜下搭膊,上掛著硃紅綠漆宣牌。朱貴拿起來看時,上面雕著銀字道是:「江州兩院押牢節級戴宗。」朱貴看了道:「且不要動手,我常聽的軍師說,這江州有個『神行太保』戴宗,是他至愛相識,莫非正是此人?如何倒送書去害宋江?這一段書,卻又天幸撞在我手裏。叫火家且與我把解藥救醒他來,問個虛實緣由。」當時火家把水調了解藥,扶起來,灌將下去。須臾之間,只見戴宗舒眉展眼,便爬起來。卻見朱貴拆開家書在手裏看,戴宗便喝道:「你是甚人?好大膽,卻把蒙汗藥麻翻了我!如今又把太師府書信擅開拆,毀了封皮,卻該甚罪?」朱貴笑道:「這封鳥書,打甚麼不緊!休說拆開了太師府書札,俺這裏兀自要和大宋皇帝做個對頭的。」戴宗聽了大驚,便問道:「好漢,你卻是誰?願求大名。」朱貴答道:「俺這裏行不更名,坐不改姓,梁山泊好漢「旱地忽律」朱貴的便是。」戴宗道:「既然是梁山泊頭領時,定然認得吳學究先生。」朱貴道:「吳學究是俺大寨裏軍師,執掌兵權。足下如何認得他?」戴宗道:「他和小可至愛相識。」朱貴道:「兄長莫非是軍師常說的江州「神行太保」戴院長麼?」戴宗道:「小可便是。」朱貴又問道:「前者宋公明斷配江州,經過山寨,吳軍師曾寄一封書與足下,如今卻緣何倒去害宋三郎性命?」戴宗道:「宋公明和我又是至愛兄弟,他如今為吟了反詩,救他不得。我如今正要往京師尋門路救他,如何肯害他性命?」朱貴道:「你不信,請看蔡九知府的來書。」戴宗看了,自喫一驚,卻把吳學究初寄的書,與宋公明相會的話,並宋江在潯陽樓醉後誤題反詩一事,備細說了一遍。朱貴道:「既然如此,請院長親到山寨裏,與眾頭領商議良策,可救宋公明性命。」
朱貴慌忙叫備分例酒食,管待了戴宗,便向水亭上,覷著對港,放了一枝號箭。響箭到處,早有小嘍囉搖過船來。
朱貴便同戴宗帶了信籠下船,到金沙灘上岸,引至大寨。吳用見報,連忙下關迎接。見了戴宗,敘禮道:「間別久矣,今日甚風吹得到此!且請到大寨裏來,與眾頭領相見了。」朱貴說起戴宗來的緣故,如今宋公明現監在彼。晁蓋聽得,慌忙請戴院長坐地,備問宋三郎喫官司為甚麼事起。戴宗卻把宋江吟反詩的事,一一說了。晁蓋聽罷大驚,便要起請眾頭領點了人馬,下山去打江州,救取宋三郎上山。吳用諫道:「哥哥不可造次。江州離此間路遠,軍馬去時,誠恐因而惹禍,打草驚蛇,倒送宋公明性命。此一件事,不可力敵,只可智取。吳用不才,略施小計,只在戴院長身上,定要救宋三郎性命。」晁蓋道:「願聞軍師妙計。」吳學究道:「如今蔡九知府卻差院長送書上東京去討太師回報,只這封書上,將計就計,寫一封假回書,教院長回去。書上只說,『教把犯人宋江切不可施行,便須密切差的當人員解赴東京,問了詳細,定行處決示眾,斷絕童謠。』等他解來此間經過,我這裏自差人下山奪了。此計如何?」晁蓋道:「倘若不從這裏過時,卻不誤了大事!」公孫勝便道:「這個何難。我們自著人去遠近探聽,遮莫從那裏過,務要等著,好歹奪了。只怕不能勾他解來。」
晁蓋道:「好卻是好,只是沒人會寫蔡京筆跡。」吳學究道:「吳用已思量心裏了。如今天下盛行四家字體,是蘇東坡、黃魯直、米元章、蔡京四家字體。──蘇、黃、米、蔡,宋朝『四絕』。小生曾和濟州城裏一個秀才做相識。那人姓蕭,名讓。因他會寫諸家字體,人都喚他做「聖手書生」,又會使鎗弄棒,舞劍掄刀。吳用知他寫得蔡京筆跡,不若央及戴院長就到他家賺道:『泰安州嶽廟裏要寫道碑文,先送五十兩銀子在此,作安家之資。』便要他來;隨後卻使人賺了他老小上山,就教本人入夥,如何?」晁蓋道:「書有他寫,便好了,也須要使個圖書印記。」吳學究又道:「小生再有個相識,亦思量在肚裏了。這人也是中原一絕,現在濟州城裏居住。本身姓金,雙名大堅,開得好石碑文,剔得好圖書、玉石、印記,亦會鎗棒廝打。因為他雕得好玉石,人都稱他做「玉臂匠」。也把五十兩銀去,就賺他來鐫碑文;到半路上,卻也如此行便了。這兩個人,山寨裏亦有用他處。」晁蓋道:「妙哉!」當日且安排筵席,管待戴宗,就晚歇了。
次日早飯罷,煩請戴院長打扮做太保模樣,將了一二百兩銀子,拴上甲馬便下山,把船渡過金沙灘上岸,拽開腳步,奔到濟州來。沒兩個時辰,早到城裏,尋問「聖手書生」蕭讓住處,有人指道:「只在州衙東首文廟前居住。」戴宗逕到門首,咳嗽一聲,問道:「蕭先生有麼?」只見一個秀才從裏面出來。見了戴宗,卻不認得,便問道:「太保何處?有甚見教?」戴宗施禮罷,說道:「小可是泰安州嶽廟裏打供太保,今為本廟重修五嶽樓,本州上戶要刻道碑文,特地教小可齎白銀五十兩,作安家之資,請秀才便挪尊步,同到廟裏作文則個。選定了日期,不可遲滯。」蕭讓道:「小生只會作文及書丹,別無甚用。如要立碑,還用刊字匠作。」戴宗道:「小可再有五十兩白銀,就要請玉臂匠金大堅刻石。揀定了好日,萬望指引,尋了同行。」
蕭讓得了五十兩銀子,便和戴宗同來尋請金大堅。正行過文廟,只見蕭讓把手指道:「前面那個來的,便是「玉臂匠」金大堅。」當下蕭讓喚住金大堅,教與戴宗相見,具說泰安州嶽廟裏重修五岳樓,眾上戶要立道碑文碣石之事,這太保特地各齎五十兩銀子,來請我和你兩個去。金大堅見了銀子,心中歡喜。兩個邀請戴宗就酒肆中市沽三杯,置些蔬食,管待了。戴宗就付與金大堅五十兩銀子,作安家之資,又說道:「陰陽人已揀定了日期,請二位今日便煩動身。」蕭讓道:「天氣暄熱,今日便動身,也行不多路,前面趕不上宿頭。只是來日起個五更,挨門出去。」金大堅道:「正是如此說。」兩個都約定了來早起身,各自歸家收拾動用。蕭讓留戴宗在家宿歇。
次日五更,金大堅持了包裹行頭,來和蕭讓,戴宗三人同行。離了濟州城裏,行不過十里多路,戴宗道:「二位先生慢來,不敢催逼,小可先去報知眾上戶來接二位。」拽開步數,爭先去了。這兩個背著些包裹,自慢慢而行。看看走到未牌時候,約莫也走過了七八十里路,只見前面一聲胡哨響,山城坡下跳出一伙好漢,約有四五十人。當頭一個好漢,正是那清風山王矮虎,大喝一聲道:「你兩個是甚麼人?那裏去?孩兒們拿這廝取心來喫酒。」蕭讓告道:「小人兩個是上泰安州刻石鐫文的,又沒一分財貨,止有幾件衣服。」王矮虎喝道:「俺不要你財貨衣服,只要你兩個聰明人的心肝做下酒。」蕭讓和金大堅焦躁,倚仗各人胸中本事,便挺著桿,逕奔王矮虎。王矮虎也挺朴刀來鬥兩個。三人各使手中器械,約戰了五七合,王矮虎轉身便走。兩個卻待去趕,聽得山上鑼聲又響,左邊走出「雲裏金剛」宋萬,右邊走出「摸著天」杜遷,背後卻是「白面郎君」鄭天壽。各帶三十餘人,一發上,把蕭讓,金大堅橫拖倒拽,捉投林子裏來。四籌好漢道:「你兩個放心,我們奉著晁天王的將令,特來請你二位上山入夥。」蕭讓道:「山寨裏要我們何用?我兩個手無縛雞之力,只好喫飯。」杜遷道:「吳軍師一來與你相識,二乃知你兩個武藝本事,特使戴宗來宅上相請。」蕭讓、金大堅都面面廝覷,做聲不得。當時都到「旱地忽律」朱貴酒店裏,相待了分例酒食,連夜喚船,便送上山來。到得大寨,晁蓋、吳用並頭領眾人都相見了,一面安排筵席相待,且說修蔡京回書一事,「因請二位上山入夥,共聚大義。」兩個聽了,都扯住吳學究道:「我們在此趨侍不妨,只恨各家都有老小在彼,明日官司知道,必然壞了。」吳用道:「二位賢弟不必憂心,天明時便有分曉。」當夜只顧喫酒歇了。
次日天明,只見小嘍囉報道:「都到了。」吳學究道:「請二位賢弟親自去接寶眷。」蕭讓、金大堅聽得,半信半不信。兩個下至半山,只見數乘轎子抬著兩家老小上山來。兩個驚得呆了,問其備細。老小說道:「你昨日出門之後,只見這一行人將著轎子來,說家長只在城外客店裏中了暑風,快叫取老小來看救。出得城時,不容我們下轎,直抬到這裏。」兩家都一般說。蕭讓聽了,與金大堅兩個閉口無言,只得死心塌地,再回山寨入伙。安頓了兩家老小。吳學究卻請出來,與蕭讓商議寫蔡京字體回書,去救宋公明。金大堅便道:「從來雕得蔡京的諸樣圖書名諱字號。」當時兩個動手完成,安排了回書,備了筵席,便送戴宗起程,吩咐了備細書意。戴宗辭了眾頭領,相別下山,小嘍囉已把船只渡過金沙灘,送至朱貴酒店裏。戴宗取四個甲馬,拴在腿上,作別朱貴,拽開腳步,登程去了。
且說吳用送了戴宗過渡,自同眾頭領再回大寨筵席。正飲酒間,只見吳學究叫聲苦,不知高低。眾頭領問道:「軍師何故叫苦?」吳用便道:「你眾人不知:是我這封書,倒送了戴宗和宋公明性命也。」眾頭領大驚,連忙問道:「軍師書上卻是怎地差錯?」吳學究道:「是我一時只顧其前,不顧其後,書中有個老大脫卯。」蕭讓便道:「小生寫的字體和蔡太師字體一般,語句又不曾差了。請問軍師,不知那一處脫卯?」金大堅又道:「小生雕的圖書,說無纖毫差錯,怎地見得有脫卯處?」吳學究疊兩個指頭,說出這個差錯脫卯處。有分教,眾好漢大鬧江州城,鼎沸白龍廟。直教弓弩叢中逃性命,刀鎗林裏救英雄。畢竟軍師吳學究說出怎生脫卯來,且聽下回分解。
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