Chapter 39
第039回 · Journey to the West
Chapter 39
The Great Sage Equal to Heaven, his head aching unbearably, cried out in supplication: "Master, stop, stop the recitation! Let me cure him." The elder asked, "How will you cure him?" Pilgrim Sun said, "There is no way except to go to the realm of the dead and check whether the King of Hell has his soul in his keeping. If so, I shall ask for it and bring it back to revive him." Zhu Bajie said, "Master, don't believe him. He said originally that there was no need to go to the realm of the dead—that he could revive the man right here in the land of the living. Only then would his ability be proven." But the elder, believing this perverse wind, began reciting the Golden Band Spell once more. In desperation, the Pilgrim agreed loudly: "I'll cure him in the land of the living! I'll cure him in the land of the living!" Bajie said, "Don't stop! Keep reciting, keep reciting!" The Pilgrim cursed: "You stupid beast! You've been egging the Master on to cast spells at me!" Bajie laughed so hard he nearly fell over: "Brother, brother! You only know how to make a fool of me, but you don't know that I can make a fool of you too!" The Pilgrim said, "Master, stop, stop! This old Sun will cure him in the land of the living." Tripitaka asked, "How will you cure him in the land of the living?" The Pilgrim said, "I shall now somersault on my cloud into the South Heavenly Gate. I won't enter the Palace of the Dipper and the Ox, nor the Palace of the Firmament. I shall go straight up to the Thirty-Third Heaven, to the Palace of Grief-free Heaven, to the Court of the Dipper of Destiny, and see the Supreme Lord Lao Tzu. I shall beg one of his Nine-Cycled Soul-Restoring Pills from him, and that will surely bring the man back to life."
When Tripitaka heard this, he was overjoyed and said, "Go then, and come back quickly." The Pilgrim said, "It is now the third watch of the night. By the time I arrive and return, dawn will have broken. But this man lying here—it's so cold and dreary, it doesn't look right. We need mourners to watch over him and weep for him, and only then will it be proper." Bajie said, "Needless to say—this monkey certainly wants me to do the weeping!" The Pilgrim said, "I'm afraid you won't weep! If you don't weep, I can't cure him either." Bajie said, "Brother, you go ahead, and I'll weep." The Pilgrim said, "There are several kinds of weeping: if you just open your mouth and shout, that's called howling; if you manage to squeeze out a few tears, that's called wailing; but only if you weep with tears and weep with genuine feeling can it be called howling and wailing in true lamentation." Bajie said, "Let me weep a sample for you to see." He got hold of a strip of paper somewhere, twisted it into a paper spill, and poked it up his nostrils a couple of times. He sneezed several times, and then—look at him—with tears streaming down his face and mucus dripping, he began to weep. His mouth went on and on, rambling and complaining, chattering about this and that, truly as if someone had died. When he came to the most sorrowful part of his lament, even the Tang Elder's heart ached and tears welled in his eyes. The Pilgrim laughed and said: "That's the right kind of grief! Don't you dare stop making noise. You stupid fool, once you've tricked me into leaving, you'll stop weeping. I'll be listening! If you weep like this, well and good; but if you let up even for a moment, I'll give you twenty whacks on the shins." Bajie laughed and said: "Go, go! Once I start weeping, I can weep for two days." Sha Wujing, seeing him being scolded, went to find some incense sticks to burn as an offering. The Pilgrim laughed and said: "Good, good, good! The whole family shows some respect. Only now can old Sun get down to work."
The Great Sage, at this hour past midnight, took leave of his three fellow disciples and somersaulted on his cloud straight into the South Heavenly Gate. True enough, he did not pay his respects at the Precious Hall of the Firmament, nor did he go to the Palace of the Dipper and the Ox. Traveling on a beam of cloud-light, he went straight to the Palace of the Dipper of Destiny in the Thirty-Third Heaven, Grief-free Heaven. The moment he entered the gate, he saw the Supreme Lord Lao Tzu sitting in the alchemy chamber, fanning the fire to refine elixir with several immortal lads holding palm-leaf fans. When Lao Tzu saw the Pilgrim approaching, he instructed the lads watching the elixir: "All of you must be careful—the elixir-thief is here again!" The Pilgrim bowed and laughed: "Old Father, this is really too much! Why guard against me like this? I don't do that sort of thing anymore." Lao Tzu said: "You monkey! Five hundred years ago you caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace and stole countless of my immortal pills. You were captured by the Lesser Sage, Erh-lang, and brought up to Heaven, where you were placed in my elixir furnace and refined for forty-nine days. Who knows how much charcoal was spent on you! Now you've had the good fortune to escape, converted to the Buddhist faith, and are protecting Tripitaka on his journey to the West to fetch the scriptures. Not long ago, on Flat-top Mountain, when you subdued the fiends, you gave me a hard time and refused to give me my treasures. What have you come for today?" The Pilgrim said: "On that previous occasion, old Sun was not the least bit slow—I handed your five treasures back to you right then and there. Yet you still suspect me and blame me?"
Lao Tzu said: "If you're not traveling, why have you sneaked into my palace?" The Pilgrim said: "Since we parted, we traveled west and came to a place called the Kingdom of Crow-cock. That kingdom's king was harmed in the dark by a goblin disguised as a Taoist priest, who called up wind and rain. The goblin took on the king's appearance and now sits on the dragon throne in the golden palace. It happened that my master was spending the night reading sutras in the Precious Grove Monastery, when the king's ghost appeared and bowed to my master, earnestly asking old Sun to subdue the goblin and distinguish the evil from the righteous. Since old Sun had no proof, I and my younger brother Bajie entered the garden at night, broke into the flower garden, and found the burial place—it was inside an octagonal glazed well. We fished up the king's corpse, and his face was unchanged. When I went to the monastery and saw my master, he was moved by compassion and told me to cure and revive the king. He forbade me to go to the realm of the dead to seek his soul—he ordered me to cure him only in the land of the living. I thought there was no way to bring him back to life, so I came especially to pay my respects to you. I humbly beg the Patriarch of the Way to take pity and lend me a thousand pills of the Nine-Cycled Soul-Restoring Elixir, so that this old Sun may save him." Lao Tzu said: "What nonsense this monkey talks! A thousand pills, two thousand pills—as if they were rice to be eaten! Did you find them in some clump of earth, that you think it's so so easy? Bah! Be gone! I have none!" The Pilgrim laughed and said: "A hundred or so pills, then." Lao Tzu said: "I have none." The Pilgrim said: "Ten or so pills, then." Lao Tzu was furious: "This impudent monkey is a real pest! I have none, none! Out, out!" The Pilgrim laughed and said: "If you truly have none, I shall ask elsewhere." Lao Tzu roared: "Go, go, go!" The Great Sage turned on his heel and walked straight out.
The Old Lord suddenly thought to himself: "This monkey is a lazy scamp! He says he'll go and he'll go, but I'm afraid he'll slip right back in and steal." He at once ordered the immortal boy to call him back and said, "You monkey, your hands and feet are unsteady. I'll give you one pellet of this Soul-Restoring Elixir instead." The Pilgrim said, "Old fellow, since you know the powers of old Monkey Sun, quickly take out that elixir and let's split it sixty-forty. It'll be your good fortune! If not, I'll give you a skimmer made of skin—I'll scoop it all clean away!" The Patriarch took the gourd, turned it upside down, and tipped out a single golden pellet, which he handed to the Pilgrim, saying, "This is all there is. Take it, take it. I'm giving you this one pellet to revive the emperor—let that count as your merit." The Pilgrim took it and said, "Hold on, let me taste it first. I'm afraid it might be fake—don't let him cheat me." He tossed it straight into his mouth. The Patriarch, in a panic, rushed forward and grabbed him, seizing him by the top of his head, clenching his fist, and cursing, "If this wretched monkey swallows it down, I'll beat him to death!" The Pilgrim laughed and said, "What a face! Such a small-time look. Who's going to eat yours? What's it worth? More show than substance. Isn't it right here?" Now, the monkey had a crop pouch under his chin, and he had tucked the elixir into his crop pouch. The Patriarch, pinching it, said, "Go on, go on! Don't come back here and pester me anymore." The Great Sage thanked the Patriarch and left the Palace of the Heaven of Supreme Purity.
Look at him: a thousand strands of auspicious mist departing the jade palace gates, ten thousand rays of propitious clouds descending to the mortal world. In an instant, he passed through the South Heavenly Gate and returned to the Eastern Observatory, where he soon saw the Star of the Sun. He pressed down his cloud and went straight to the mountain gate of the Precious Grove Temple, where he could still hear Zhu Bajie weeping. He suddenly drew near and called out, "Master!" Tripitaka said joyfully, "Wukong is back! Do you have the elixir?" The Pilgrim said, "Yes." Bajie said, "How could there not be any? He'll go steal some from someone else!" The Pilgrim laughed and said, "Brother, you're done with. You're not needed anymore. Wipe your tears and go cry somewhere else." He told Sha Wujing, "Fetch some water for me." Sha Monk hurried to the well behind the temple, found a convenient bucket, and handed half a bowl of water to the Pilgrim. The Pilgrim took the water, spat out the elixir from his mouth, and placed it on the emperor's lips. With both hands he pried open the teeth, took a mouthful of clean water, and flushed the golden pellet down into the stomach. After about an hour, they could hear rumbling and roaring inside his belly, but his body still could not move. The Pilgrim said, "Master, even my golden pellet can't revive him—are you trying to torment old Monkey Sun?" Tripitaka said, "How could he not come back to life? A corpse dead this long—how could it swallow water? This is the immortal power of the golden pellet. Since the pellet entered his belly, his intestines have begun to rumble. The rumbling means his blood and veins are stirring, but his breath has been cut off and cannot return. Don't talk about a man soaked in a well for three years—even raw iron would have rusted. It's only that his primal energy is completely exhausted; he needs someone to breathe a breath of air into him." Bajie stepped forward to breathe for him, but Tripitana grabbed him and said, "That won't do. Let Wukong do it." The Master had good reason: Zhu Bajie, since childhood, had killed living creatures and eaten human flesh—his breath was impure. But the Pilgrim had cultivated himself from a young age, chewing pine needles and cypress, eating peaches and fruit for sustenance—his breath was pure. The Great Sage stepped forward, pressed his thunder-beak mouth against the emperor's lips, and blew a breath down his throat, past the twelve-storied tower, through the Bright Hall, straight to the Cinnabar Field, and from the Bubbling Spring it reversed back to the Palace of Mud Pill. With a loud cry, the king's breath gathered and his spirit returned. He turned over, flexed his fists and bent his knees, and called out, "Master!" He knelt on the dusty ground and said, "I remember my ghost paying homage last night—how could I know that this morning at dawn my yang spirit would return!" Tripitana hastily helped him up and said, "Your Majesty, this has nothing to do with me. Thank my disciple instead." The Pilgrim laughed and said, "Master, what are you saying? As the saying goes: 'A household has no two masters.' It won't hurt you to accept his bow."
Tripitana, much moved, helped the emperor up and they entered the meditation hall together. He then had Bajie, the Pilgrim, and Sha Monk pay their respects, and they took their seats. The monks of the temple had prepared the morning meal and were about to present it when they saw the emperor in his water-soaked clothes. Every one of them was startled and full of suspicion. Sun Wukong jumped out and said, "Don't be so alarmed, monks. This is the true lord of Wuji, your rightful ruler. Three years ago a monster took his life, and old Monkey Sun revived him tonight. Now we'll enter his city to distinguish the evil from the right. If you have food, set it out—we'll eat and be on our way." The monks immediately offered water to wash his face and clothes to change him out of. They took off the emperor's ochre-yellow robe and the temple's head monk gave him two coarse linen garments to wear; they untied the Lantian belt and fastened a yellow silk cord around him instead; they removed his Carefree Shoes and gave him an old pair of monk's sandals. Then they all ate the morning meal and saddled the horse.
Wukong asked, “Bajie, how heavy is your luggage?” Bajie replied, “Brother, I’ve been carrying it every day, but I really don’t know how heavy it is.” Wukong said, “Divide that one load into two: you carry one, and let this emperor carry the other. We’ll hurry into the city to get things done.” Bajie was delighted. “What luck! What luck! When we carried him here, it took no end of effort; now that we’ve revived him, it turns out he’s our substitute porter.” The fool started making a fuss, splitting the luggage, then went to the temple to borrow a carrying pole. He took the lighter load for himself and made the heavier one the emperor’s burden. Wukong laughed and said, “Your Majesty, dressed like that and carrying a load, walking along with us—are you being put to any loss?” The king hastily knelt down and said, “Master, you are like parents who have given me new life. Carrying a load is nothing—I would gladly hold the whip and tend the stirrup to serve you, Master, and accompany you all the way to the Western Heaven.” Wukong said, “I don’t want you to go to the Western Heaven. I have my reasons. You only need to carry it forty *li* into the city. Once we’ve caught the demon, you can go back to being emperor, and we’ll go on with our sutra quest.” Bajie said, “If that’s the case, he only carries it forty *li*—I’m still the long-term laborer.” Wukong said, “Brother, stop talking nonsense and show the way outside as quickly as possible.”
And so Bajie led the emperor ahead, Shasheng attended the master and helped him onto his horse, and Wukong followed behind. The five hundred monks of the temple, in neat and orderly rows, played soft music and escorted them all the way out of the mountain gate. Wukong laughed and said, “Reverend monks, there’s no need to escort us so far. I fear someone from the court might notice and leak my plans, which would be a misfortune. Go back, go back. Just clean and tidy the emperor’s clothes and crown, and deliver them into the city tonight or tomorrow morning. I’ll ask for rewards and gifts to thank you.” The monks obeyed and returned. Wukong strode swiftly and caught up with his master, and they went straight ahead. Truly:
In the West there are secrets for seeking true nature;
Metal and Wood united refine the spirit in harmony.
The cinnabar mother vainly harbors a muddled dream;
The infant forever resents its worthless, unfeeling body.
One must seek the enlightened ruler at the bottom of the well,
And also pay homage to Laojun in Heaven.
Only by awakening to form and emptiness and returning to one’s original nature
Can one truly be one whom the Buddha delivers among the predestined.
The master and disciples traveled the road and in less than half a day saw the city draw near. Tripitaka said, “Wukong, that must be the Land of Wukuo ahead.” Wukong said, “Exactly. Let’s hurry into the city to get things done.” The master and disciples entered the city and saw that the streets were bustling with people and lively with activity. Soon they caught sight of phoenix pavilions and dragon towers, magnificent beyond measure. A poem bears witness:
The palace towers overseas rival the greatest of lands;
Human song and dance here rival those of the former Tang.
Flowers greet the jeweled fan, red clouds swirling around;
The sun shines on bright robes, emerald mist gleaming.
Peacock screens part, fragrant haze drifting out;
Pearl curtains roll up, colorful banners unfurled.
Truly this scene of peace and prosperity is worthy of praise—
The many officials stand in solemn rows, yet no memorials are presented.
Tripitaka dismounted and said, “Disciples, let us go straight to the court to exchange the travel documents, so we won’t have to bother with any other office.” Wukong said, “Well said. We’ll all go in—with more people it’s easier to talk.” Tang Seng said, “If we all go in, don’t act like country bumpkins. First perform the courtesies between ruler and subject, then we’ll discuss business.” Wukong said, “Performing courtesies between ruler and subject means we’ll have to bow.” Tripitaka said, “Exactly. We must perform the ceremony of five bows and three kowtows.” Wukong laughed and said, “Master, you’re not thinking clearly. If we bow to him, that would be truly unwise. Let me go in first and handle it. If he says anything, I’ll answer. If I bow, you bow too; if I squat, you squat too.” Look at that trouble-making Monkey King, leading them to the palace gate, where he said to the gate officials, “We are envoys sent by the Great Tang Empire in the East to worship Buddha and seek scriptures in the Western Heaven. We have come here to exchange our travel documents. Please, sir, convey this message so that the meritorious deed may not be delayed.” The palace messenger immediately entered the inner gate, knelt on the terrace before the throne, and reported: “Outside the palace gate there are five monks who say they are envoys dispatched by the Great Tang Empire in the East to worship Buddha and seek scriptures in the Western Heaven. They have come to exchange their travel documents and dare not enter without permission. They are now waiting outside the gate for an audience.” The demon king immediately ordered that they be summoned.
Tang Seng entered the palace gate together with the resurrected king following behind. As they walked, the king could not hold back tears from his cheeks, thinking to himself sorrowfully, “Alas! My kingdom of the copper-walled fortress, my realm of iron ramparts—who knew it was secretly usurped by him?” Wukong said, “Your Majesty, do not grieve, lest news leak out. This staff is jumping in my ear—we must achieve a result now. I guarantee we will slay the demon and sweep away the evil. This kingdom will soon be returned to you.” The king dared not disobey. He wiped his tears with his sleeve and, resolved to risk death, followed along, going straight to the Hall of the Golden Throne. There he saw the two ranks of civil and military officials, four hundred courtiers in all, each one stern and dignified in bearing, with imposing and noble countenances.
The Pilgrim led the Tang Monk to stand before the white jade steps, holding himself upright and motionless. The officials below the steps were all filled with dread, saying, "This monk is incredibly obtuse! Why does he not bow when he sees our king? Nor does he speak a word of greeting? He does not even sing a single 'Nuo'! How brazenly disrespectful!" Before they finished speaking, the Demon King opened his mouth and asked, "From what region does this monk come?" The Pilgrim answered proudly, "I am from the Land of the East, the Great Tang Nation in the Southern Jambudvīpa, sent by imperial commission to travel west to the Thunder Monastery in the Kingdom of Tiānzhú in India to worship the Living Buddha and seek the true scriptures. Now that I have arrived in this region, I dare not pass through empty-handed and have come specially to exchange the travel permits." When the Demon King heard this, anger rose in his heart. "What of your Eastern Land? We do not pay tribute to your court, nor do we have intercourse with your country. How dare you stand before me with such defiance and refuse to pay obeisance?" The Pilgrim smiled and said, "Our Eastern Land has long been established as the Celestial Court and has been called the Supreme Nation for ages, while you are merely a frontier vassal of the lower realm. As the ancient saying goes: 'The emperor of the supreme land is father and lord; the emperor of the vassal land is subject and son.' You have not even received me, yet you dare dispute my refusal to bow!" The Demon King flew into a great rage and ordered the civil and military officials, "Seize this wild monk!" At the word "seize," all the numerous officials surged forward together. The Pilgrim shouted once, raised his hand, and pointed, saying, "Do not come!" With that single point, he employed his immobilizing magic, and none of the officials could move. Truly, the guards before the steps were like puppets, and the generals upon the hall were like clay figures.
When the Demon King saw that he had immobilized all the civil and military officials, he hastily leapt down from the dragon throne and was about to seize him. The Monkey King secretly rejoiced, saying, "Excellent—this is precisely what old Sun intended. With this move, even if his head were cast from solid iron, a blow from my staff would punch a hole through it." Just as he was about to move, unexpectedly a saving star emerged from the side. Who do you think it was? It was none other than the Crown Prince of the Kingdom of Wūjī. He quickly stepped forward, grabbed the Demon King's court robes, and knelt before him, saying, "Father, calm your anger." The demon asked, "What does my child say?" The Crown Prince said, "May it please Your Majesty to know: three years ago, I heard people say there was a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, sent by imperial commission to worship Buddha and seek scriptures in the West. I did not expect that today he has finally arrived in our kingdom. Your Majesty, you have a fierce and mighty nature. If you were to take this monk and behead him, I fear that if the Great Tang ever learns of this, they will surely be filled with wrath. Think of it—Lǐ Shìmín proclaimed himself king and unified the realm, yet his ambitions were not satisfied, and he even crossed the sea to wage campaigns. If he learns that our king has killed his imperial brother, the holy monk, he will certainly raise troops and send horses to contend with us. How could we, with few soldiers and weak generals, withstand them? Repentance would come too late. Father, I beg you to follow my counsel and first question these four monks to ascertain their origins clearly. Only after establishing their offense of not paying homage to Your Majesty's carriage may we then pass judgment on them."
This speech came from the Crown Prince's careful concern—he feared the monk might be harmed and deliberately detained the demon, not knowing that the Pilgrim had arranged to fight. The Demon King indeed believed his words and stood before the dragon throne, roaring in a loud voice, "When did that monk leave the Eastern Land? For what reason did the Tang King send you to seek scriptures?" The Pilgrim answered proudly, "My master is the Tang King's imperial brother, called Tripitaka. Under the Tang King's court, there was a prime minister named Wèi Zhēng, who, by heavenly decree, executed the Old Dragon of the Jīng River in a dream. The Great Tang King toured the underworld in a dream and, after returning to life, held a grand Water and Land Dharma Assembly to universally deliver the souls of wronged ghosts and karmic spirits. Because my master expounded the scriptures and widely exercised compassion, he received the instruction of Guanyin Bodhisattva of the Southern Sea to come west. My master made a great vow with joyful devotion, serving the nation with utmost loyalty, and was granted the travel permits by the Tang King. That was in the Great Tang Zhēnguān thirteenth year, the third day before the full moon of the ninth month, when he left the Eastern Land. He arrived at the Two-Boundary Mountain, where he took me as his first disciple, surnamed Sūn, named Wùkōng the Pilgrim; then at the Zhuāngjiā Village in the border of Wūsī Kingdom, he took his second disciple, surnamed Zhū, named Wùnéng Bājiè; at the Flowing Sand River, he took his third disciple, surnamed Shā, named Wùjìng the Monk; and recently at the Imperially Established Precious Forest Monastery, he newly took on a porter boy attendant." When the Demon King heard this, he could not find a way to examine the Tang Monk, so he resorted to cunning words to cross-examine the Pilgrim, glaring angrily as he asked, "That monk, you began as a single person leaving the Eastern Land, and then you took on four followers. Those three monks may be tolerated, but this one boy cannot be endured. The porter boy was undoubtedly kidnapped. What is he called? Does he have an ordination certificate or not? Bring him up here to give his testimony." This frightened the emperor so much that he trembled and said, "Master! How shall I give my testimony?" Sun the Pilgrim pinched him and said, "Do not be afraid—I will give the testimony for you."
The great Sage stepped forward sharply and cried out in a stern, loud voice to the monster, "Your Majesty, this old boy attendant is a mute, and moreover somewhat deaf. Because he once traveled to the West in his youth, he knows the road. I know everything about his origins and history. I ask Your Majesty to be merciful and allow me to give the testimony on his behalf." The Demon King said, "Quickly give his true testimony at once, so as to avoid punishment." The Pilgrim said:
"His crime, this boy, is advanced in age,
Mute, deaf, and dull—his family fortune broken.
His ancestors were originally people of this region,
Five years ago, ruin overtook them.
No rain from heaven, the people withered and suffered,
King and commoners all observed fasting and abstinence.
They burned incense and bathed to pray to Heaven,
Yet for ten thousand miles, no clouds appeared at all.
The people hung upside down in famine's agony,
When from the south suddenly descended a Complete Truth monster.
He summoned wind and rain, displaying his divine power,
Then secretly took the king's life.
He pushed him down into the garden's well,
Usurping the dragon throne—hard to unravel.
Fortunately I came, with great merit,
Raising the dead, restoring life, without obstruction.
He willingly took refuge and became a porter boy,
To go with the monk to face the Western Realm.
The false king was the boy attendant,
The boy attendant has now become the true king in his stead."
The demon king, upon hearing these words in the Golden Throne Hall, was so terrified that his heart pounded like a startled deer and crimson clouds rose upon his face. He hastily tried to slip away, but alas, he had no weapon in his hands. Turning around, he caught sight of a palace-guard general at the waist of whom hung a precious saber; the general had been fixed in place by Pilgrim's immobilization spell, standing there like a mute, dull-witted man. The demon king stepped forward, seized the saber, and mounting a cloud, fled into the sky. This filled Frizzled Monk Sha with thunderous fury, while Pigsy raised a great clamor, grumbling that Pilgrim was a rash monkey: "If only you had spoken more slowly, you might have kept him here! Now he's fled on a cloud—where on earth are we supposed to chase him?" Pilgrim laughed and said, "Brothers, don't make such a racket. We'll call the crown prince down to bow to his father, and the consorts to bow to their husband." He then recited a spell to undo the immobilization charm, "and let the officials revive and return to bow to their sovereign, so they'll know he is the true emperor. Once they recount the whole affair, the truth will become clear. Then I'll go after him." The great Sage ordered Pigsy and Frizzled Monk Sha, "Protect well his Majesty, the prince, the consorts, and our Master." The moment he said "I'm off," he vanished without a trace.
He had in fact leaped into the clouds of the highest heavens, opened his four eyes wide, and looked for the demon king. He saw that the beast had indeed escaped with his life and was fleeing straight to the northeast. Pilgrim gave chase and, drawing near, bellowed, "Where do you think you're going, monster? Old Sun is here!" The demon king turned sharply, drew his precious saber, and cried out, "Sun Wukong, you wretched scoundrel! I seized another man's throne—what business is it of yours? Why did you meddle and expose my secret?" Pilgrim said with a laugh, "You audacious, lawless fiend! Who ever promised you the throne? Since you know I'm old Sun, you should have fled far away. Instead you dared to torment my Master and demand some kind of written confession! Was that the confession just now or not? Don't you dare run—if you're a true hero, take a blow from old Sun's staff!" The demon dodged sideways and raised his saber to strike back. The two clashed, and what a battle it was:
The Monkey King was fierce, the Demon King was strong,
Saber met staff, neither yielding for long.
A day's worth of mist and cloud confused the Three Realms,
All for setting up an emperor on the throne.
After several bouts, the fiend could no longer withstand the Monkey King. He turned and fled back along his old path, leaping into the city and rushing through the ranks of civil and military officials standing before the white jade steps. He shook his body and transformed, taking on the exact appearance of Tang Sanzang. The two stood hand in hand before the steps. The great Sage rushed forward, ready to strike with his staff. The fiend cried, "Disciple, don't strike—it's me!" Pilgrim hastily pulled back his staff to strike the other Tang Sanzang, but that one also cried, "Disciple, don't strike—it's me!" Two identical Tang Sanzangs stood there, impossible to tell apart: "If I strike and kill the Tang Sanzang that the fiend has become, that would count as a merit. But if I strike and kill my true Master, what then?" He had no choice but to stop and call to Pigsy and Frizzled Monk Sha, "Which one is the fiend, and which one is my Master? Point him out to me so I can strike." Pigsy said, "You were fighting and shouting up in the sky—I caught a glimpse and saw two Masters. I have no idea which is real and which is false."
Upon hearing this, Pilgrim pinched the spell-sign, recited an incantation, and called upon the guardian deities, the Six Ding and Six Jia spirits, the Five Direction Revealing Devas, the Four Time-Keeping Merit Officers, the Eighteen Guardian Vajras, the local earth god, and the mountain spirit of the region, saying, "Old Sun has come here to subdue a fiend. The fiend has transformed into my Master, and their vital essences are identical—it's truly impossible to tell them apart. You who know the truth in secret, please bring my Master up to the hall so I can capture the demon." Now the fiend was skilled in mounting clouds and mist, and when he heard Pilgrim's words, he hastily released his hold and leaped up to the Golden Throne Hall. Pilgrim raised his staff and struck at Tang Sanzang. How pitiful! Had he not called upon those deities, even twenty Tang Sanzangs would have been pounded into a meat paste! Fortunately, the gods blocked the iron staff, saying, "Great Sage, the fiend can mount clouds—he went up to the hall first." Pilgrim rushed into the hall, but the fiend leaped back down, seized Tang Sanzang again, and mingled once more among the crowd, still impossible to identify.
Pilgrim was vexed, and seeing Pigsy standing to the side with a mocking grin, he flew into a rage: "You wretched lout! Now there are two Masters—you have someone to call, someone to answer, someone to serve! You're mighty pleased with yourself!" Pigsy laughed and said, "Brother, you call me stupid, but you're even stupider than I am. Since you can't tell which is the Master, why waste your effort? Just put up with a bit of a headache and have our Master recite that chant. Frizzled Monk Sha and I will each hold one of them and listen. The one who can't recite it must be the fiend—what's so hard about that?" Pilgrim said, "Brother, I owe you one. You're right—that chant is known only to three. It was originally transmitted from the heart-seed of the Tathagata Buddha to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the Bodhisattva passed it on to my Master. No one else knows it. Very well, Master, recite it." And so the real Tang Sanzang began to chant. The demon king had no idea what it was and could only hum and mumble nonsense. Pigsy said, "This one who's humming must be the fiend!" He let go of the fiend and raised his rake to strike. The demon king leaped up and fled on a cloud.
What a fine Pigsy! With a shout, he too mounted a cloud and gave chase. Frizzled Monk Sha, in his alarm, abandoned Tang Sanzang and drew his precious staff to join the fight. Only then did Tang Sanzang stop his chant. The great Sun Sage, enduring the headache, clenched his iron staff and pursued them into the air. Ah! This time, three fierce monks surrounded one lawless fiend. The demon king was hemmed in by Pigsy's rake and Frizzled Monk Sha's staff attacking from both sides. Pilgrim laughed and said, "If I go up and strike him face to face, he'll be afraid of me—but I'm afraid he'll run away again. Let me, old Sun, leap up higher and give him a garlic-pounding strike to finish him off."
The Great Sage rode auspicious light into the ninth heaven, about to strike a finishing blow, when he heard a loud shout from a colored cloud in the northeast: "Sun Wuxing, hold your hand!" Wuxing turned and saw that it was Manjusri Bodhisattva. He quickly put away his staff and stepped forward to bow. "Where are you going, Bodhisattva?" Manjusri said, "I have come to subdue this demon for you." Wuxing thanked him. "I've put you to too much trouble." The Bodhisattva drew a Demon-Revealing Mirror from his sleeve and fixed the true form of the fiend within it. Only then did Wuxing call Bajie and Shaseng over to pay their respects to the Bodhisattva. Looking into the mirror, they saw that the demon king was fearsome indeed:
His eyes were like glass lamps, his head like a wrought-iron vat. His whole body was the deep blue of the hottest summer days; his four claws bore the frost of late autumn. His two ears drooped, his tail was long as a broom. His green fur bristled with fierce energy, his red rays shot golden rays. His flat teeth were arrayed like jade plates, his round whiskers stood stiff as spears. Looking at the true image in the mirror, it was Manjusri's own lion-lynx king.
Wuxing said, "Bodhisattva, this is one of your green-furred lions. How did it get loose and turn into a demon? Why didn't you subdue it?" The Bodhisattva said, "Wuxing, it didn't get loose—it was sent here by the Buddha's command." Wuxing said, "This beast turned into a demon, seized the emperor's throne, and yet you say it was sent by the Buddha's command? By that logic, Old Sun's suffering in protecting Tripitaka should have earned me a few imperial decrees!" The Bodhisattva said, "You don't understand. In the past, the King of Wuguo was devoted to good works and fed monks. The Buddha sent me to bring him to the Western Heaven so he could early attain the Golden Body of an Arhat. Since I could not appear in my true form, I transformed into an ordinary monk and asked him for some alms. He tested me with difficult words, and when he failed to recognize me as a good man, he had me bound with rope and thrown into the imperial river, where I was submerged for three days and three nights. Fortunately, the Golden Body of the Six Jia saved me and brought me back to the Western Heaven, and I reported this to the Tathagata. The Tathagata ordered this demon to be sent here, to push the king down into a well and submerge him for three years, in retribution for my three days of suffering in the water. 'Every drink and every bite are predestined.' Now that you have all arrived here, the merit has been accomplished."
Wuxing said, "You may have settled some private score of 'every drink and every bite,' but this monster has harmed who knows how many people." The Bodhisattva said, "He hasn't harmed anyone. Since he arrived, these three years have brought favorable weather and bountiful harvests, peace and prosperity to the country. How has he harmed anyone?" Wuxing said, "That may be so, but the three palace consorts have slept and risen with him—his body has defiled them, violating all principles of proper conduct. And you still say he hasn't harmed anyone?" The Bodhisattva said, "He couldn't have defiled them—he is a castrated lion." When Bajie heard this, he stepped forward and felt for himself. He laughed and said, "This demon really is a spoiled nose that won't drink wine—he bears a false name!" Wuxing said, "In that case, take him away. If the Bodhisattva hadn't come in person, I would never have spared his life."
The Bodhisattva then recited a spell and shouted: "Beast! Return to the right path—what are you waiting for?" The demon king then revealed his true form. The Bodhisattva set a lotus flower over the demon, sat upon his back, and rode auspicious light away from Wuxing. Ah!
He returned straight to Mount Wutai, to sit beneath the precious lotus throne and listen to the sutras.
But we do not yet know how Tripitaga and his disciples managed to leave the city. Listen to the next chapter for the explanation.
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話說那孫大聖頭痛難禁,哀告道:「師父莫念,莫念,等我醫罷。」長老問:「怎麼醫?」行者道:「只除過陰司,查勘那個閻王家有他魂靈,請將來救他。」八戒道:「師父莫信他。他原說不用過陰司,陽世間就能醫活,方見手段哩。」那長老信邪風,又念緊箍兒咒。慌得行者滿口招承道:「陽世間醫罷,陽世間醫罷。」八戒道:「莫要住,只管念,只管念。」行者罵道:「你這獃孽畜,攛道師父咒我哩。」八戒笑得打跌道:「哥耶,哥耶,你只曉得捉弄我,不曉得我也捉弄你捉弄。」行者道:「師父莫念,莫念,待老孫陽世間醫罷。」三藏道:「陽世間怎麼醫?」行者道:「我如今一觔斗雲,撞入南天門裡,不進斗牛宮,不入靈霄殿,徑到那三十三天之上,離恨天宮兜率院內,見太上老君,把他九轉還魂丹求得一粒來,管取救活他也。」
三藏聞言,大喜道:「就去,快來。」行者道:「如今有三更時候罷了,投到回來,好天明了。只是這個人睡在這裡,冷淡冷淡,不像個模樣。須得舉哀人看著他哭,便才好哩。」八戒道:「不消講,這猴子一定是要我哭哩。」行者道:「怕你不哭?你若不哭,我也醫不成。」八戒道:「哥哥,你自去,我自哭罷了。」行者道:「哭有幾樣:若乾著口喊,謂之嚎;扭搜出些眼淚兒來,謂之啕;又要哭得有眼淚,又要哭得有心腸,才算著嚎啕痛哭哩。」八戒道:「我且哭個樣子你看看。」他不知那裡扯個紙條,撚作一個紙撚兒,往鼻孔裡通了兩通,打了幾個涕噴,你看他眼淚汪汪,黏涎答答的,哭將起來。口裡不住的絮絮叨叨,數黃道黑,真個像死了人的一般。哭到那傷情之處,唐長老也淚滴心酸。行者笑道:「正是那樣哀痛,再不許住聲。你這獃子哄得我去了,你就不哭。我還聽哩,若是這等哭便罷,若略住住聲兒,定打二十個孤拐。」八戒笑道:「你去,你去。我這一哭動頭,有兩日哭哩。」沙僧見他數落,便去尋幾枝香來燒獻。行者笑道:「好好好,一家兒都有些敬意,老孫才好用功。」
好大聖,此時有半夜時分,別了他師徒三眾,縱觔斗雲,只入南天門裡。果然也不謁靈霄寶殿,不上那斗牛天宮,一路雲光,徑來到三十三天離恨天兜率宮中。才入門,只見那太上老君正坐在那丹房中,與眾仙童執芭蕉扇,搧火煉丹哩。他見行者來時,即吩咐看丹的童兒:「各要仔細,偷丹的賊又來也。」行者作禮笑道:「老官兒,這等沒搭撒,防備我怎的?我如今不幹那樣事了。」老君道:「你那猴子,五百年前大鬧天宮,把我靈丹偷吃無數,著小聖二郎捉拿上界,送在我丹爐煉了四十九日,炭也不知費了多少。你如今幸得脫身,皈依佛果,保唐僧往西天取經。前者在平頂山上降魔,弄刁難,不與我寶貝,今日又來做甚?」行者道:「前日事,老孫更沒稽遲,將你那五件寶貝當時交還,你反疑心怪我?」
老君道:「你不走路,潛入吾宮怎的?」行者道:「自別後,西遇一方,名烏雞國。那國王被一妖精假裝道士,呼風喚雨,陰害了國王,那妖假變國王相貌,現坐金鑾殿上。是我師父夜坐寶林寺看經,那國王鬼魂參拜我師,敦請老孫與他降妖,辨明邪正。正是老孫思無指實,與弟八戒夜入園中,打破花園,尋著埋藏之所,乃是一眼八角琉璃井內。撈上他的屍首,容顏不改。到寺中見了我師,他發慈悲,著老孫醫救,不許去赴陰司裡求索靈魂,只教在陽世間救治。我想著無處回生,特來參謁。萬望道祖垂憐,把九轉還魂丹借得一千丸兒,與我老孫,搭救他也。」老君道:「這猴子胡說,甚麼一千丸二千丸,當飯吃哩?是那裡土塊捘的,這等容易?咄!快去!沒有!」行者笑道:「百十丸兒也罷。」老君道:「也沒有。」行者道:「十來丸也罷。」老君怒道:「這潑猴卻也纏帳,沒有沒有,出去出去。」行者笑道:「真個沒有,我問別處去求罷。」老君喝道:「去去去!」這大聖拽轉步,往前就走。
老君忽的尋思道:「這猴子憊懶哩,說去就去,只怕溜進來就偷。」即命仙童叫回來道:「你這猴子,手腳不穩,我把這還魂丹送你一丸罷。」行者道:「老官兒,既然曉得老孫的手段,快把金丹拿出來,與我四六分分,還是你的造化哩;不然,就送你個皮笊籬──一撈個罄盡。」那老祖取過葫蘆來,倒吊過底子,傾出一粒金丹,遞與行者道:「止有此了,拿去,拿去。送你這一粒,醫活那皇帝,只算你的功果罷。」行者接了道:「且休忙,等我嘗嘗看,只怕是假的,莫被他哄了。」撲的往口裡一丟。慌得那老祖上前扯住,一把揪著頂瓜皮,揝著拳頭,罵道:「這潑猴若要咽下去,就直打殺了。」行者笑道:「嘴臉,小家子樣。那個吃你的哩?能值幾個錢?虛多實少的。在這裡不是?」原來那猴子頦下有嗉袋兒,他把那金丹噙在嗉袋裡,被老祖捻著道:「去罷,去罷,再休來此纏繞。」這大聖才謝了老祖,出離了兜率天宮。
你看他千條瑞靄離瑤闕,萬道祥雲降世塵。須臾間,下了南天門,回到東觀,早見那太陽星上。按雲頭,徑至寶林寺山門外,只聽得八戒還哭哩。忽近前叫聲:「師父。」三藏喜道:「悟空來了,可有丹藥?」行者道:「有。」八戒道:「怎麼得沒有?他偷也去偷人家些來。」行者笑道:「兄弟,你過去罷,用不著你了。你揩揩眼淚,別處哭去。」教沙和尚:「取些水來我用。」沙僧急忙往後面井上,有個方便吊桶,即將半缽盂水遞與行者。行者接了水,口中吐出丹來,安在那皇帝唇裡。兩手扳開牙齒,用一口清水,把金丹沖灌下肚。有半個時辰,只聽他肚裡呼呼的亂響,只是身體不能轉移。行者道:「師父,弄我金丹也不能救活,可是掯殺老孫麼?」三藏道:「豈有不活之理?似這般久死之屍,如何吞得水下?此乃金丹之仙力也。自金丹入腹,卻就腸鳴了,腸鳴乃血脈和動,但氣絕不能迴伸。莫說人在井裡浸了三年,就是生鐵也上鏽了。只是元氣盡絕,得個人度他一口氣便好。」那八戒上前就要度氣,三藏一把扯住道:「使不得,還教悟空來。」那師父甚有主張:原來豬八戒自幼兒傷生作孽吃人,是一口濁氣。惟行者從小修持,咬松嚼柏,吃桃果為生,是一口清氣。這大聖上前,把個雷公嘴,噙著那皇帝口唇,呼的一口氣吹入咽喉,度下重樓,轉明堂,徑至丹田,從湧泉倒返泥垣宮。呼的一聲響喨,那君王氣聚神歸,便翻身,掄拳曲足,叫了一聲:「師父。」雙膝跪在塵埃道:「記得昨夜鬼魂拜謁,怎知道今朝天曉返陽神。」三藏慌忙攙起道:「陛下,不干我事,你且謝我徒弟。」行者笑道:「師父說那裡話,常言道:『家無二主。』你受他一拜兒不虧。」
三藏甚不過意,攙起那皇帝來,同入禪堂。又與八戒、行者、沙僧拜見了,方才按座。只見那本寺的僧人整頓了早齋,卻欲來奉獻,忽見那個水衣皇帝,個個驚張,人人疑說。孫行者跳出來道:「那和尚不要這等驚疑。這本是烏雞國王,乃汝之真主也。三年前被怪害了性命,是老孫今夜救活。如今進他城去,要辨明邪正。若有了齋,擺將來,等我們吃了走路。」眾僧即奉獻湯水,與他洗了面,換了衣服。把那皇帝赭黃袍脫了,本寺僧官將兩領布直裰與他穿了;解下藍田帶,將一條黃絲絛子與他繫了;褪下無憂履,與他一雙舊僧鞋撒了。卻才都吃了早齋,扣背馬匹。
行者問:「八戒,你行李有多重?」八戒道:「哥哥,這行李日逐挑著,倒也不知有多重。」行者道:「你把那一擔兒分為兩擔:將一擔兒你挑著,將一擔兒與這皇帝挑。我們趕早進城幹事。」八戒歡喜道:「造化,造化。當時馱他來,不知費了多少力;如今醫活了,原來是個替身。」那獃子就弄玄虛,將行李分開,就問寺中取條匾擔,輕些的自己挑了,重些的教那皇帝挑著。行者笑道:「陛下,著你那般打扮,挑著擔子,跟我們走走,可虧你麼?」那國王慌忙跪下道:「師父,你是我重生父母一般,莫說挑擔,情願執鞭墜鐙,伏侍老爺,同行上西天去也。」行者道:「不要你去西天,我內中有個緣故。你只挑得四十里進城,待捉了妖精,你還做你的皇帝,我們還取我們的經也。」八戒聽言道:「這等說,他只挑四十里路,我老豬還是長工。」行者道:「兄弟,不要胡說,趁早外邊引路。」
真個八戒領那皇帝前行,沙僧伏侍師父上馬,行者隨後。只見那本寺五百僧人齊齊整整,吹打著細樂,都送出山門之外。行者笑道:「和尚們不必遠送,但恐官家有人知覺,泄漏我的事機,反為不美。快回去,快回去。但把那皇帝的衣服冠帶,整頓乾淨,或是今晚明早,送進城來,我討些封贈賞賜謝你。」眾僧依命各回訖。行者放開大步,趕上師父,一直前來。正是:
西方有訣好尋真,金木和同卻煉神。
丹母空懷懞懂夢,嬰兒長恨杌樗身。
必須井底求明主,還要天堂拜老君。
悟得色空還本性,誠為佛度有緣人。
師徒們在路上,那消半日,早望見城池相近。三藏道:「悟空,前面想是烏雞國了。」行者道:「正是,我們快趕進城幹事。」那師徒進得城來,只見街市上人物齊整,風光鬧熱。早又見鳳閣龍樓,十分壯麗。有詩為證。詩曰:
海外宮樓如上邦,人間歌舞若前唐。
花迎寶扇紅雲繞,日照鮮袍翠霧光。
孔雀屏開香靄出,珍珠簾捲彩旗張。
太平景像真堪賀,靜列多官沒奏章。
三藏下馬道:「徒弟啊,我們就此進朝倒換關文,省得又攏那個衙門費事。」行者道:「說得有理。我兄弟們都進去,人多才好說話。」唐僧道:「都進去,莫要撒村,先行了君臣禮,然後再講。」行者道:「行君臣禮,就要下拜哩。」三藏道:「正是,要行五拜三叩頭的大禮。」行者笑道:「師父不濟。若是對他行禮,誠為不智。你且讓我先走到裡邊,自有處置。等他若有言語,讓我對答。我若拜,你們也拜;我若蹲,你們也蹲。」你看那惹禍的猴王,引至朝門,與閣門大使言道:「我等是東土大唐駕下差來,上西天拜佛求經者。今到此倒換關文,煩大人轉達,是謂不誤善果。」那黃門官即入端門,跪下丹墀,啟奏道:「朝門外有五眾僧人,言是東土唐國欽差上西天拜佛求經,今至此倒換關文,不敢擅入,現在門外聽宣。」那魔王即令傳宣。
唐僧卻同入朝門裡面,那回生的國主隨行。正行,忍不住腮邊墮淚,心中暗道:「可憐!我的銅斗兒江山,鐵圍的社稷,誰知被他陰占了。」行者道:「陛下切莫傷感,恐走漏消息。這棍子在我耳朵裡跳哩,如今決要見功,管取打殺妖魔,掃蕩邪物。這江山不久就還歸你也。」那君王不敢違言,只得扯衣揩淚,捨死相從,徑來到金鑾殿下。又見那兩班文武,四百朝官,一個個威嚴端肅,相貌軒昂。
這行者引唐僧站立在白玉階前,挺身不動。那階下眾官無不悚懼道:「這和尚十分愚濁,怎麼見我王便不下拜?亦不開言呼祝?喏也不唱一個?好大膽無禮。」說不了,只聽得那魔王開口問道:「那和尚是那方來的?」行者昂然答道:「我是南贍部洲東土大唐國奉欽差前往西域天竺國大雷音寺拜活佛求真經者。今到此方,不敢空度,特來倒換通關文牒。」那魔王聞說,心中作怒道:「你東土便怎麼?我不在你朝進貢,不與你國相通,你怎麼見吾抗禮,不行參拜?」行者笑道:「我東土古立天朝,久稱上國,汝等乃下土邊邦。自古道:『上邦皇帝,為父為君;下邦皇帝,為臣為子。』你倒未曾接我,且敢爭我不拜?」那魔王大怒,教文武官:「拿下這野和尚去!」說聲叫「拿」,你看那多官一齊踴躍。這行者喝了一聲,用手一指,教:「莫來!」那一指,就使個定身法,眾官俱莫能行動。真個是校尉階前如木偶,將軍殿上似泥人。
那魔王見他定住了文武多官,急縱身,跳下龍床,就要來拿。猴王暗喜道:「好,正合老孫之意。這一來,就是個生鐵鑄的頭,湯著棍子,也打個窟窿。」正動身,不期傍邊轉出一個救命星來。你道是誰,原來是烏雞國王的太子,急上前扯住那魔王的朝服,跪在面前道:「父王息怒。」妖精問:「孩兒怎麼說?」太子道:「啟父王得知:三年前聞得人說,有個東土唐朝駕下欽差聖僧往西天拜佛求經,不期今日才來到我邦。父王尊性威烈,若將這和尚拿去斬首,只恐大唐有日得此消息,必生嗔怒。你想那李世民自稱王位,一統江山,心尚未足,又過海征伐;若知我王害了他御弟聖僧,一定興兵發馬,來與我王爭敵。奈何兵少將微,那時悔之晚矣。父王依兒所奏,且把那四個和尚,問他個來歷分明,先定他一段不參王駕,然後方可問罪。」
這一篇,原來是太子小心,恐怕來傷了唐僧,故意留住妖魔,更不知行者安排著要打。那魔王果信其言,立在龍床前面,大喝一聲道:「那和尚是幾時離了東土?唐王因甚事著你求經?」行者昂然而答道:「我師父乃唐王御弟,號曰三藏。因唐王駕下有一丞相,姓魏名徵,奉天條夢斬涇河老龍。大唐王夢遊陰司地府,復得回生之後,大開水陸道場,普度冤魂孽鬼。因我師父敷演經文,廣運慈悲,忽得南海觀世音菩薩指教來西。我師父大發弘願,情忻意美,報國盡忠,蒙唐王賜與文牒。那時正是大唐貞觀十三年九月望前三日,離了東土。前至兩界山,收了我做大徒弟,姓孫,名悟空行者;又到烏斯國界高家莊,收了二徒弟,姓豬,名悟能八戒;流沙河界,又收了三徒弟,姓沙,名悟淨和尚;前日在敕建寶林寺,又新收個挑擔的行童道人。」魔王聞說,又沒法搜檢那唐僧,弄巧語盤詰行者,怒目問道:「那和尚,你起初時,一個人離東土,又收了四眾,那三僧可讓,這一道難容。那行童斷然是拐來的。他叫做甚麼名字?有度牒是無度牒?拿他上來取供。」諕得那皇帝戰戰兢兢道:「師父啊!我卻怎的供?」孫行者捻他一把道:「你休怕,等我替你供。」
好大聖,趨步上前,對怪物厲聲高叫道:「陛下,這老道是一個瘖啞之人,卻又有些耳聾。只因他年幼間曾走過西天,認得道路。他的一節兒起落根本,我盡知之,望陛下寬恕,待我替他供罷。」魔王道:「趁早實實的替他供來,免得取罪。」行者道:
「供罪行童年且邁,痴聾瘖啞家私壞。
祖居原是此間人,五載之前遭破敗。
天無雨,民乾壞,君王黎庶都齋戒。
焚香沐浴告天公,萬里全無雲靉靆。
百姓饑荒若倒懸,鍾南忽降全真怪。
呼風喚雨顯神通,然後暗將他命害。
推下花園天井中,陰侵龍位人難解。
幸吾來,功果大,起死回生無罣礙。
情願皈依作行童,與僧同去朝西界。
假變君王是道人,道人轉是真王代。」
那魔王在金鑾殿上聞得這一篇言語,諕得他心頭撞小鹿,面上起紅雲。急抽身就要走路,奈何手內無一兵器。轉回頭,只見一個鎮殿將軍,腰挎一口寶刀,被行者使了定身法,如痴如啞,立在那裡。他近前,奪了這寶刀,就駕雲頭望空而去。氣得沙和尚爆躁如雷,豬八戒高聲喊叫,埋怨行者是一個急猴子:「你就慢說些兒,卻不穩住他了?如今他駕雲逃走,卻往何處追尋?」行者笑道:「兄弟們且莫亂嚷。我等叫那太子下來拜父,嬪后出來拜夫,」卻又念個咒語,解了定身法,「教那多官甦醒回來拜君,方知是真實皇帝。教訴前情,才見分曉,我再去尋他。」好大聖,吩咐八戒、沙僧:「好生保護他君臣、父子、嬪后,與我師父。」只聽說聲去,就不見形影。
他原來跳在九霄雲裡,睜眼四望,看那魔王哩。只見那畜果逃了性命,徑往東北上走哩。行者趕得將近,喝道:「那怪物,那裡去?老孫來了也。」那魔王急回頭,掣出寶刀,高叫道:「孫行者,你好憊懶。我來占別人的帝位,與你無干,你怎麼來抱不平,泄漏我的機密?」行者呵呵笑道:「我把你這個大膽的潑怪!皇帝又許你做?你既知我是老孫,就該遠遁,怎麼還刁難我師父,要取甚麼供狀?適才那供狀是也不是?你不要走,是好漢吃我老孫這一棒。」那魔側身躲過,掣寶刀劈面相還。他兩個搭上手,這一場好殺,真是:
猴王猛,魔王強,刀迎棒架敢相當。
一天雲霧迷三界,只為當朝立帝王。
他兩個戰經數合,那妖魔抵不住猴王,急回頭復從舊路跳入城裡,闖在白玉階前兩班文武叢中,搖身一變,即變得與唐三藏一般模樣,並攙手,立在階前。這大聖趕上,就欲舉棒來打。那怪道:「徒弟莫打,是我。」急掣棒要打那個唐僧,卻又道:「徒弟莫打,是我。」一樣兩個唐僧,實難辨認:「倘若一棒打殺妖怪變的唐僧,這個也成了功果;假若一棒打殺我的真實師父,卻怎麼好?」只得停手,叫八戒、沙僧問道:「果然那一個是怪,那一個是我的師父?你指與我,我好打他。」八戒道:「你在半空中相打相嚷,我瞥瞥眼就見兩個師父,也不知誰真誰假。」
行者聞言,捻訣念聲咒語,叫那護法諸天、六丁六甲、五方揭諦、四值功曹、一十八位護駕伽藍、當坊土地、本境山神道:「老孫至此降妖,妖魔變作我師父,氣體相同,實難辨認。汝等暗中知會者,請師父上殿,讓我擒魔。」原來那妖怪善騰雲霧,聽得行者言語,急撒手跳上金鑾寶殿。這行者舉起棒望唐僧就打。可憐!若不是喚那幾位神來,這一下,就是二十個唐僧,也打為肉醬!多虧眾神架住鐵棒道:「大聖,那怪會騰雲,先上殿去了。」行者趕上殿,他又跳將下來扯住唐僧,在人叢裡又混了一混,依然難認。
行者心中不快,又見那八戒在傍冷笑,行者大怒道:「你這夯貨怎的?如今有兩個師父,你有得叫,有得應,有得伏侍哩,你這般歡喜得緊!」八戒笑道:「哥啊,說我獃,你比我又獃哩。師父既不認得,何勞費力?你且忍些頭疼,叫我師父念念那話兒,我與沙僧各攙一個聽著。若不會念的,必是妖怪,有何難也?」行者道:「兄弟,虧你也。正是,那話兒只有三人記得。原是我佛如來心苗上所發,傳與觀世音菩薩,菩薩又傳與我師父,便再沒人知道。也罷,師父,念念。」真個那唐僧就念起來。那魔王怎麼知得,口裡胡哼亂哼。八戒道:「這哼的卻是妖怪了。」他放了手,舉鈀就築。那魔王縱身跳起,踏著雲頭便走。
好八戒,喝一聲,也駕雲頭趕上。慌得那沙和尚丟了唐僧,也掣出寶杖來打。唐僧才停了咒語。孫大聖忍著頭疼,揝著鐵棒,趕在空中。呀!這一場,三個狠和尚,圍住一個潑妖魔。那魔王被八戒、沙僧使釘鈀、寶杖左右攻住了。行者笑道:「我要再去,當面打他,他卻有些怕我,只恐他又走了。等我老孫跳高些,與他個搗蒜打,結果了他罷。」
這大聖縱祥光,起在九霄,正欲下個切手,只見那東北上,一朵彩雲裡面,厲聲叫道:「孫悟空,且休下手。」行者回頭看處,原來是文殊菩薩。急收棒,上前施禮道:「菩薩,那裡去?」文殊道:「我來替你收這個妖怪的。」行者謝道:「累煩了。」那菩薩袖中取出照妖鏡,照住了那怪的原身。行者才招呼八戒、沙僧齊來見了菩薩。卻將鏡子裡看處,那魔王生得好不兇惡:
眼似琉璃盞,頭若煉炒缸。渾身三伏靛,四爪九秋霜。搭拉兩個耳,一尾掃帚長。青毛生銳氣,紅眼放金光。匾牙排玉板,圓鬚挺硬槍。鏡裡觀真像,原是文殊一個獅猁王。
行者道:「菩薩,這是你坐下的一個青毛獅子,卻怎麼走將來成精,你就不收服他?」菩薩道:「悟空,他不曾走,他是佛旨差來的。」行者道:「這畜類成精,侵奪帝位,還奉佛旨差來。似老孫保唐僧受苦,就該領幾道敕書。」菩薩道:「你不知道。當初這烏雞國王好善齋僧,佛差我來度他歸西,早證金身羅漢。因是不可原身相見,變做一種凡僧,問他化些齋供。被吾幾句言語相難,他不識我是個好人,把我一條繩綑了,送在那御水河中,浸了我三日三夜。多虧六甲金身救我歸西,奏與如來。如來將此怪令到此處推他下井,浸他三年,以報吾三日水災之恨。『一飲一啄,莫非前定。』今得汝等來此,成了功績。」行者道:「你雖報了甚麼『一飲一啄』的私仇,但那怪物不知害了多少人也。」菩薩道:「也不曾害人。自他到後,這三年間,風調雨順,國泰民安,何害人之有?」行者道:「固然如此,但只三宮娘娘與他同眠同起,點污了他的身體,壞了多少綱常倫理,還叫做不曾害人?」菩薩道:「點污他不得,他是個騸了的獅子。」八戒聞言,走近前,就摸了一把。笑道:「這妖精真個是糟鼻子不吃酒──枉擔其名了。」行者道:「既如此,收了去罷。若不是菩薩親來,決不饒他性命。」
那菩薩卻念個咒,喝道:「畜生,還不皈正,更待何時!」那魔王才現了原身。菩薩放蓮花罩定妖魔,坐在背上,踏祥光辭了行者。咦!
徑轉五臺山上去,寶蓮座下聽談經。
畢竟不知那唐僧師徒怎的出城,且聽下回分解。
