Chapter 30

第030回 · Journey to the West

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Chapter 30

Now the monster had Sand Monk bound, but he did not come to kill him, nor did he beat him, nor did he so much as utter a single curse at him. He picked up his steel blade and thought to himself: "That Tang Monk is a man from a great kingdom—he must understand propriety and righteousness. Surely he wouldn't spare my life and then send his disciples to capture me? Ah! This must be because my wife has somehow sent a letter to her kingdom, and word has leaked out. Let me go and question her."

The monster was suddenly seized with murderous intent and wanted to kill the princess.

Now the princess, knowing nothing of this, had just finished her toilet and came forward with graceful steps. She saw the monster with angry knitted brows and clenched teeth. Still, she put on a smiling face and greeted him: "Husband, what troubles you so?" The monster snapped at her with a curse: "You heartless, worthless woman—you have no sense of human decency at all! When I first brought you here, I said nothing against it. You wear brocade and gold; when you lack anything, I go and find it for you. Through all four seasons you have enjoyed comfort, and every day my affection for you has grown deeper. How is it that you think only of your parents and have not the slightest wifely heart in you?"

When the princess heard this, she fell to her knees in terror. "Husband," she said, "why do you speak such words of separation today?" The monster said: "I don't know whether it's I who am separating, or you. I captured that Tang Monk, planning to make use of him, yet you released him without telling me first. You must have secretly written a letter and had him deliver it for you. Otherwise, why would these two monks come pounding on my gate, demanding that I return you? Isn't this your doing?"

The princess said: "Husband, you wrong me. I never sent any letter anywhere." The old monster said: "You still talk back! I've already caught one of their party right here—isn't that proof?" The princess said: "Who?" The old demon said: "The Tang Monk's second disciple, Sand Monk." Now when a person is at the point of death, who is willing to admit it? She could only deny it stubbornly. The princess said: "Husband, calm your anger. Let me go and ask him myself. If there truly is a letter, beat me to death and I will accept it willingly. But if there is no letter, then you would be killing me unjustly, would you not?"

Upon hearing this, the monster would not listen. He flung open his enormous indigo hand—big as a winnowing fan—seized the princess by her ten thousand strands of golden hair, dragged her forward, and hurled her to the ground. Grasping his steel blade, he came to interrogate Sand Monk. He snapped: "Sand Monk, how dare the two of you barge into our gate? Did this woman send a letter to her kingdom, and did the king send you here?"

Sand Monk was already bound there. Seeing the demon's ferocity—how he had thrown the princess to the ground and held a blade ready to kill her—he thought to this: "It is clear that she sent a letter and saved my master. This is an enormous kindness. If I were to speak out, he would kill the princess. That would be repaying kindness with enmity! No, no, no—old Sand has followed my master all this way and has never rendered the slightest service. Today, since I have been captured, I will give my life to repay my master's debt to her." So he shouted: "You demon, do not be so unreasonable! What letter has she sent? You wrong her so, and you want to take her life! We came here to ask you for the princess, and there is a reason. You captured my master in your cave, and my master saw the princess's appearance and manner. When we reached the Kingdom of Precious Image to exchange our travel documents, the emperor had the princess's portrait drawn and made inquiries everywhere. He asked my master whether he had seen anyone matching the princess's likeness along the road, and my master then spoke of her. The emperor thus knew she was his child and gave us imperial wine, commanding us to come and capture you and bring the princess back to the palace. This is the truth—there was never any letter. If you want to kill, kill old Sand, but do not wrongfully harm an innocent person. That would be a great violation of Heaven's principle."

When the demon saw how nobly Sand Monk spoke, he threw down his blade, lifted the princess in both arms, and said: "I was crude and rash for a moment. I have offended you—please forgive me, please forgive me." He then arranged her dark hair, set it back upon her jeweled coiffure, and with gentle tenderness and a pleasant expression, coaxed her inside. He invited her to sit and made amends. The princess, being a woman of changeable nature, saw that he was treating her with new respect and softened her heart. She said: "Husband, if you cherish the love between husband and wife, could you loosen Sand Monk's ropes just a little?"

The old demon, hearing this, at once ordered the little demons to untie Sand Monk's ropes and lock him up there. When Sand Monk saw himself unbound and locked up instead, he stood up and rejoiced inwardly. "The ancients said," he thought, "'Convenience for others is convenience for oneself.' If I had not made things convenient for him, would he have been willing to loosen my bonds?"

The old demon then ordered a banquet to be prepared, to make amends with the princess and calm her fright. When they had drunk halfway through the wine, the old demon suddenly changed into a bright, fresh set of clothes, took a jeweled sword, and buckled it at his waist. He turned and, touching the princess, said: "Wife, you stay at home and drink your wine. Watch over the two children and do not release Sand Monk. While that Tang Monk is in the kingdom, I will go early and acknowledge my kinship."

The princess said: "What kinship will you acknowledge?" The old demon said: "I will acknowledge your father. I am his son-in-law, he is my father-in-law—how can I not go and acknowledge him?" The princess said: "You cannot go." The old demon said: "Why can't I go?" The princess said: "My father did not win his kingdom through fierce battle—it was left to him by his ancestors. Since childhood he has been the crown prince and ascended the throne; he has never traveled far from the city gates. He has never seen a fierce fellow like you. Your face and features are so ugly—if he saw you, it would probably frighten him, and that would not be good. You would be better off not going to acknowledge him."

The old demon said: "If that's the case, I'll simply transform into a handsome fellow and go." The princess said: "Try transforming and let me see."

A fine monster he was—right there at the wine feast he shook his body and transformed himself into a handsome young man. And truly, his appearance was most distinguished:

His bearing was elegant, his frame imposing. His speech was full of courtly refinement, his manner that of youth in its prime. His talent matched that of Zijian, for whom composing poetry was effortless; his looks rivaled Pan An, to whom fruit was lightly tossed. On his head he wore a magpie-tail crown, which tamed the dark clouds of his hair; on his body he wore a jade gauze robe with broad sleeves that fluttered and welcomed the breeze. On his feet were black boots with floral creases, and at his waist a bright phoenix belt. Truly he was a remarkable man of noble spirit—a handsome hero, towering and majestic.

The princess was overjoyed at the sight. The demon laughed and said, "My dear wife, have I transformed well?" The princess said, "Well done, well done! When you go to court this time, my royal father, since he will not destroy you, will surely have the civil and military officials keep you for a feast. If you drink wine among them, be ever so careful, ever so cautious—do not on any account show your original face, or reveal your horse's hoof, or let the wind of the secret escape. That would be most uncivilized." The old demon said, "No need to instruct me. I have my own methods."

Watch him—he mounted the cloud head and soon arrived at the Kingdom of Baoxiang. He descended the cloud and went to the palace gate, where he said to the gate officer, "The Third Royal Son-in-Law has come to have an audience with His Majesty. I beg you to announce me, announce me." The yellow-robed reporting official came before the white jade steps and reported, "Your Majesty, the Third Royal Son-in-Law requests an audience. He waits outside the palace gate for your summons." The king was just then speaking with Tang Seng when he heard "Third Royal Son-in-Law." He asked his many officials, "I have only two royal sons-in-law. How can there be a third?" The officials said, "The Third Royal Son-in-Law must be the demon come here." The king said, "Shall I summon him in?" The old monk's heart trembled. He said, "Your Majesty, a demon—if it is not a spirit, it is not supernatural. It knows the past and the future; it can ride the clouds and mist. Whether you summon him or not, he will come in. You might as well summon him in, and save some face."

The king approved the memorial and called for the demon to be summoned. The demon was brought to the golden steps. He performed the customary dance and obeisance like any other. The officials saw that he was handsome and dared not recognize him as a demon. They were all fleshly eyes and mortal bodies, and took him for a good man. The king saw that he was towering and majestic, and thought him a pillar of the state who could save the world. He asked him, "Royal Son-in-Law, where is your home? Of what region are you a native? When did you wed my princess? Why have you only come to acknowledge the relationship today?" The old demon kowtowed and said, "My Lord, your subject is from the home of Bowl-Moon Cave on Bowl-Moon Mountain, east of the city." The king said, "How far is that mountain from here?" The old demon said, "Not far—only three hundred li." The king said, "Three hundred li away—how could my princess have gotten there to be matched with you?" The demon, with clever words and flowery speech, with false sentiment and feigned sincerity, replied, "My Lord, since childhood your subject has loved practicing archery and horsemanship, making his living by hunting. Thirteen years ago, I led several dozen household servants, releasing hawks and setting dogs, when suddenly I saw a colorful tiger carrying a woman on its back, walking down a hillside. Your subject drew his bow and shot an arrow, felling the tiger, and brought the woman back to my estate. I revived her with warm water and hot broth, saving her life. When I asked whose family she was from, she never mentioned the word 'princess.' Had she said she was Your Majesty's Third Princess, how would I have dared to act presumptuously and take her for myself? I would have presented her at the golden palace, and in return received some official rank and honor, great or small. It was only because she said she was a commoner's daughter that I kept her at my estate. With her beauty and my talent, we were mutually willing, and so we have been matched all these years. After we were matched, I wanted to slaughter the tiger and invite all our relatives, but the princess instructed me not to kill it. Her reason for not killing it was expressed in a few lines of verse, which were very well put:

'By heaven and earth we became husband and wife,

Without matchmaker or witness we joined in marriage.

In a former life the red thread already bound our feet;

Now we make the tiger our matchmaker.'

Because of these words, I loosened the ropes on the tiger and spared its life. The tiger, bearing its arrow wound, ran away with flying hooves and lashing tail. I do not know how it survived, but in these mountains, after cultivating itself for these few years, it has refined its body into a spirit, devoted to bewitching and harming people. Your subject has heard that in former years there were several pilgrims traveling to fetch scriptures, all said to be a Tang monk named Tang Seng. I suspect this tiger killed Tang Seng, obtained his travel documents, and transformed itself into the appearance of a scripture pilgrim. It is now at court, deceiving Your Majesty. My Lord, the one sitting on the embroidered cushion is precisely the colorful tiger that carried the princess thirteen years ago—not a true scripture pilgrim."

Look at that fickle king, with his foolish fleshly eyes, unable to recognize the demon. He took the demon's empty words as truth. He said, "Worthy Royal Son-in-Law, how do you know that this monk is the tiger that carried the princess?" The demon said, "My Lord, in the mountains I eat tigers and I wear tigers. I sleep and rise with them. How could I not recognize them?" The king said, "Since you recognize it, make it show its true form." The monster said, "Lend me half a cup of pure water, and I will make it show its true form." The king ordered an official to fetch water and hand it to the Royal Son-in-Law.

The monster took the water in his hand, leaped up, stepped forward, and performed the "Black-Eye Body-Fixing Spell." He recited an incantation, spat a mouthful of water at Tang Seng, and cried, "Transform!" The true body of the old monk was hidden in the hall, and he was truly transformed into a colorful tiger. At this moment the king and his officials looked with their fleshly eyes, and this tiger was born with:

A white forehead and round head, a flowered body and lightning eyes. Four hooves, straight and imposing; twenty claws, hooked and sharp as blades. Saw-like teeth packed in its mouth, sharp ears joined to its brows. Fierce and terrible, shaped like a great cat; violent and mighty, like a yellow calf. Its stiff whiskers stuck straight out like silver rods; its crimson tongue belched foul breath. Truly it was a fierce, colorful tiger, and阵阵威風 swept through the precious hall.

The king, upon seeing this, was utterly terrified and fled in panic. The court officials all scattered in fright. A few bold generals, leading their officers and guards, rushed forward in a crowd, wielding various weapons and hacking wildly. Had it not been for the fact that Tang Seng was fated to survive, even twenty monks would have been hacked to pieces. Fortunately, at that moment, the Dingjia, Jiedi, Gongcao, and various guardian deities were secretly protecting him from the mid-air, so none of those weapons could inflict any injury. The ministers clamored until late evening, when they finally captured the tiger alive, bound it with iron chains, locked it in an iron cage, and placed it within the palace chambers.

The king then issued an edict, instructing the Guanglu Temple to prepare a grand banquet to thank the prince consort for saving his life—otherwise, he would have been nearly killed by that monk. That evening, the ministers dispersed from court, and the demon entered the Silver Peace Palace. He then selected eighteen palace maidens and ladies-in-waiting to play music, sing, and dance, urging the demon to drink wine and enjoy himself. The creature sat alone at the head of the table, flanked on both sides by beauties of exquisite grace. Watch him indulging in his drinking: by the second watch of the night, the wine had taken hold, and he could no longer restrain his wild impulses. He leapt to his feet, laughed with a great roar, and revealed his true form. His murderous heart surged forth, and stretching out his enormous hands like winnowing fans, he seized one of the maidens playing the pipa, and with a crunch bit her head clean off. The remaining seventeen palace maidens were so terrified they fled for their lives, running and hiding in every direction. Behold:

The palace maidens trembled in fear, the ladies-in-waiting were thrown into panic. The palace maidens trembled in fear, like lotus blossoms battered by night rain; the ladies-in-waiting were thrown into panic, like peonies swaying in the spring wind. They smashed their pipas as they fled for their lives, and tumbled over their lutes and zithers as they sought to escape. Going out the gate, they could not tell north from south; leaving the palace, they knew not west from east. They bruised their jade-like faces and smashed their delicate features. Each and every one fled for her life, each and every one ran to save her wretched existence.

Those people, once outside, dared not cry out. The night was deep, and they dared not disturb the emperor's rest. They all hid beneath the low eaves of the short walls, trembling with fear—but of this, no more.

Now the demon sat above, pouring wine for himself and drinking alone. After each cup, he pulled a person over and gnawed a few bloody mouthfuls. He was enjoying himself inside, while outside, everyone was spreading the word: "Tang Seng is a tiger spirit!" The rumor spread and spread, until it reached the Gold Pavilion Post Station. At that hour, there was no one in the station—only the white horse, eating grass and fodder at the trough. He was originally the young Dragon King of the Western Sea. Having violated heavenly law, his horns were sawed off and his scales stripped away, and he was transformed into a white horse to carry Tang Seng westward to obtain the scriptures. Suddenly hearing people say that Tang Seng was a tiger spirit, he thought to himself: "My master is clearly a good man. He must have been transformed into a tiger spirit by a demon, and my master has been killed. What can I do? What can I do? Senior Brother has been gone for a long time, and Bajie and Sha Seng have sent no word." He waited until the second watch of the night, then finally leapt up and said: "If I do not save my master now, all this merit is lost, lost!" He could no longer restrain himself. He snapped the bridle, shook loose the saddle and harness, and in a great hurry transformed back, once again becoming a dragon. He mounted a dark cloud and ascended into the nine-layered sky to observe. There is a poem as evidence, which says:

Xuanzang came west to pay homage to the World-Honored One,

But on his journey he encountered evil mists and baleful breath.

Tonight transformed into a tiger, disaster must be escaped—

The white horse drops the bridle to save his master.

The young Dragon King, from mid-air, saw the Silver Peace Palace ablaze with lanterns and candles. It turned out that eight large red lanterns were each lit with a candle. Lowering his cloud, he looked carefully and saw the demon sitting alone above, forcing himself to drink wine and eat human flesh. The young dragon laughed and said: "This fellow is incompetent—he's given himself away, his disguise has been seen through, and he's been weighed and found wanting. Is eating people some kind of improvement? I wonder what has become of my master—to have encountered such a scoundrel. Let me go and have some fun with him first. If I succeed and capture the demon, then I can rescue my master."

The fine dragon king then transformed himself, also taking the form of a palace maiden—truly light of body and lovely of countenance. He hurried inside and offered a respectful greeting to the demon: "Prince consort, please do not take my life. I have come to pour wine for you." The demon said: "Pour the wine." The young dragon took the pot and poured wine into his cup. The wine rose three to five fractions higher than the rim of the cup without spilling a drop. This was the young dragon's "water-forcing technique." The demon, not recognizing it, was delighted in his heart and said: "You have such skill?" The young dragon said: "I can pour it even higher." The demon said: "Pour more, pour more." He held the pot and poured freely, and the wine rose freely, like a thirteen-story pagoda, pointed and full, without spilling a single drop. The creature stretched out his mouth and drank a cup; then he pulled over a dead body and took a bite. He said: "Can you sing?" The young dragon said: "I know a little." He sang a small tune in proper melody and rhythm, and offered another cup. The demon said: "Can you dance?" The young dragon said: "I know a little, but my hands are untrained—I won't dance very well." The demon lifted his robe and untied the precious sword at his waist, drew it from its scabbard, and handed it to the young dragon.

The young dragon took the sword and, keeping his wits about him, performed a dazzling sword dance before the wine table—three steps up, four steps down, five to the left, six to the right—unleashing a magnificent display of swordplay. The demon watched with wide eyes. Then the young dragon dropped the flourish and swung a sword stroke at the demon. The creature dodged sideways, flustered and thrown off balance, and grabbed one of the large red lanterns to block the precious blade. The large red lantern was forged of wrought iron, and with its handle weighed some eighty or ninety catties. The two of them emerged from the Silver Peace Palace, and the young dragon revealed his true form, mounted a cloud, and fought the demon in mid-air. This was a fierce battle in the darkness. Behold:

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The young dragon pondered in silence for a while, then said with tears, "Brother, don't talk about giving up. If you want to save our master, you need to go and fetch someone." Bajie asked, "Who do you want me to fetch?" The dragon said, "Hurry back to Flower-Fruit Mountain on the clouds and ask our senior brother Sun Wukong to come. He still has great power to subdue demons. He'll surely rescue our master and avenge our defeat for us." Bajie said, "Brother, ask someone else. That monkey and I don't get along. Back at White-Bone Ridge, he killed the White-Bone Lady, and he blamed me for egging our master to chant the Incantation of the Golden Band. I thought it was just a joke, but the old monk actually chanted it for real and drove him away. He must be furious with me—he definitely won't come. And if we have even a slight disagreement, his as-you-will cudgel is so heavy. If he doesn't hold back and swings it a few times, how could I survive?" The dragon said, "He definitely won't hit you. He's a monkey king with both benevolence and righteousness. When you see him, don't mention that our master is in trouble. Just say, 'Our master misses you,' and coax him into coming. Once he gets here and sees the situation, he'll be furious and will definitely fight that demon. He's bound to capture the demon and save our master." Bajie said, "Fine, fine. If you're this devoted, and I don't go, it'll look like I'm not trying. I'll go. If Wukong agrees to come, I'll come back with him. But if he won't come, don't expect anything from me—I won't come back either." The dragon said, "Go, go. He'll definitely come."

The fool indeed packed his rake, straightened his robe, leaped up, and rode the clouds straight to the east. This time, it was also thanks to the Tang Monk's good fortune. The fool happened to catch a favorable wind, and with his two ears spread out like sails, he crossed the Eastern Sea in no time and descended from the clouds. Before he knew it, he had reached the Sun Star and entered the mountain to find his path.

As he was walking, he suddenly heard someone talking. Bajie looked carefully and saw that it was Wukong in a mountain hollow, gathered with a crowd of demons. He was sitting on a rocky ledge, with twelve hundred monkeys before him, arranged in ranks, shouting, "Long live the Great Sage, Grandfather!" Bajie thought, "What a comfortable life! No wonder he didn't want to be a monk and insisted on coming home. So this is what he has—such a grand estate and so many little monkeys to serve him. If I, Old Pig, had a mountain like this, I wouldn't be a monk either. Now that I'm here, what should I do? I definitely need to see him." The fool was a bit afraid of him and didn't dare approach openly, so he slipped along the grassy edge and squeezed in among the twelve hundred or so monkeys, kowtowing along with them.

But the Great Sage Sun was sitting high up, and his eyes were sharp—he saw him clearly and asked, "That one kowtowing randomly among the ranks—he looks like a barbarian. Where did he come from? Bring him up here." Before he could finish, the little monkeys swarmed forward, pushed Bajie up, and pinned him to the ground. Wukong said, "Where are you from, barbarian?" Bajie kept his head down and said, "Forgive me for asking—I'm not a barbarian. I'm an acquaintance, an acquaintance." Wukong said, "All the monkeys under my command look the same. Your face is strange, and your appearance is rather coarse—you must be a demon from somewhere else. Since you're from elsewhere, if you want to join my ranks, first submit your credentials, report your name, and then I'll let you stay here and be assigned a post. If I don't keep you, how dare you kowtow randomly here?" Bajie kept his head down, pursed his lips, and said, "Shame on you—putting on that face. We've been brothers for years, and you still don't recognize me, calling me a barbarian." Wukong laughed and said, "Lift your head and let me see." The fool stretched his lips upward and said, "Look then! If you don't recognize me, at least you recognize my mouth, right?" Wukong couldn't help laughing and said, "Zhu Bajie." The moment he heard his name called, he leaped up and said, "That's right, that's right! I'm Zhu Bajie." Then he thought, "If he recognizes me, we can talk."

Sanzang said, "You're not going with Tang Monk to fetch the scriptures—what are you doing here? You must have offended the master, and he's banished you back. Show me the letter of banishment." Bajie said, "I never offended him. He didn't write any letter of banishment, and he didn't drive me away either." The Pilgrim said, "If there's no letter of banishment and he didn't drive you away, then what are you doing here?" Bajie said, "The master misses you and sent me to invite you back." The Pilgrim said, "He wouldn't invite me, and he doesn't miss me. That day he swore an oath before Heaven and personally wrote a letter of banishment with his own hand. How could he possibly miss me now and send you all this way to invite me? I absolutely will not go." Bajie hastily made up a lie on the spot and said, "He truly misses you, he truly misses you." The Pilgrim said, "How does he miss me?" Bajie said, "The master was riding along on his horse and called out 'disciple.' I didn't hear him, and Sha Monk pretended to be deaf. The master then thought of you and said we were useless, that you were still a clever and quick-witted fellow—always responding when called, answering ten questions for every one asked. Because he misses you so, he specially sent me to invite you. I beg you to go, if only for a visit—first, to not disappoint his longing, and second, to not waste my long journey here." Hearing this, the Pilgrim jumped down from the cliff and took Bajie by the hand. "Dear brother, thank you for coming so far. Come, let's enjoy ourselves a while." Bajie said, "Brother, this place is far away, and I'm afraid the master is waiting anxiously. I can't stay and play." The Pilgrim said, "Since you've come all this way, at least take a look at how my mountain scenery fares." The idiot dared not refuse outright and had no choice but to follow him.

The two walked hand in hand, with all the little monkeys trailing behind, up to the very summit of Flower-Fruit Mountain. What a magnificent mountain! Since the Great Sage had returned home, in just a few days he had restored it to its former glory. Behold:

Green as carved jade, high as the clouds. Around it, tigers crouched and dragons coiled; on all sides, apes cried and cranes called. In the morning, clouds sealed the mountaintop; at evening, the sun hung among the forest trees. The flowing stream tinkled like jade pendants; the mountain spring dripped like the notes of a jade zither. Before the mountain stood sheer cliffs and precipitous peaks; behind it bloomed lush flowers and trees. Above it connected to the Jade Maiden's washing basin; below it joined the branching waters of the Heavenly River. The union of heaven and earth here rivaled the splendor of Penglai; the interplay of pure and turbid had nurtured a true immortal abode. No master painter's brush could capture it; no celestial maiden's artistry could reproduce it. Exquisite, the strange rocks—strange, the exquisite rocks—exquisite and colorful, the peaks along the ridge. When the sun's shadow moved, a thousand strands of purple radiance; when the auspicious aura swayed, ten thousand rays of crimson mist. Blessed lands and immortal grottoes exist in the mortal world, but here the whole mountain was covered with new trees and new flowers.

Bajie could not take it all in, and his heart was filled with joy. "Brother, what a wonderful place! Truly the number one famous mountain under heaven." The Pilgrim said, "Dear brother, can you pass the days here?" Bajie laughed and said, "Listen to what you're saying, brother. This treasure mountain is a blessed land and immortal grotto—how can you talk about merely 'passing the days'?"

The two talked and laughed for a long time, then descended the mountain. By the roadside stood several little monkeys holding out deep purple grapes, fragrant pears and dates, yellow loquats, and bright red bayberries. They knelt by the road and called out, "Great Sage Grandfather, please partake of your morning meal." The Pilgrim laughed and said, "My younger brother Zhu has a huge appetite—he doesn't make a meal of fruit. Very well, very well, don't think it too humble; just eat some as a snack." Bajie said, "Though I have a big appetite, I follow local customs. Bring them here, bring them here—I'll have a few to try something new."

After the two had eaten the fruit, the sun gradually climbed higher. The idiot, afraid of delaying the rescue of Tang Monk, kept urging, "Brother, the master is there waiting for both of us. Please, let's go quickly." The Pilgrim said, "Dear brother, please come into the Water-Curtain Cave and enjoy yourself." Bajie firmly declined, "I'm deeply grateful for your kind offer, but the master has been waiting too long. I won't trouble you to show me into the cave." The Pilgrim said, "In that case, I won't keep you longer. Let us part here." Bajie said, "Brother, you're not coming?" The Pilgrim said, "Where would I go? Here I am free from the claims of heaven and earth, completely at liberty. Why should I play at being a monk? I'm not going. You go on your own. But report to Tang Monk for me: since he drove me away, he need not think of me again."

Hearing this, the idiot dared not press him hard, fearing that if he provoked the Pilgrim's temper, he might get beaten with two blows of the staff. He had no choice but to mumble his farewells and find his way off.

When the Pilgrim saw him leave, he sent two nimble little monkeys to follow Bajie and listen to what he said. Sure enough, after the idiot had gone no more than three or four li down the mountain, he turned back and pointed at the Pilgrim, cursing: "This monkey—won't be a monk, insists on being a demon instead. This wretched macaque! I came with good intentions to invite him, and he refuses to go. Fine, don't go then!" After walking a few more steps, he cursed again. The two little monkeys ran back in haste and reported, "Great Sage Grandfather, that Zhu Bajie is not being honest—as he walks along, he curses a few times." The Great Sage flew into a rage and shouted, "Bring him back!" The monkeys swarmed over the ground and caught up with Bajie, knocked him down, grabbed his mane and pulled his ears, seized his tail and yanked his hair, and carried him back.

What punishment would be meted out, and whether he would live or die—all this will be told in the next chapter.

第030回

卻說那怪把沙僧綑住,也不來殺他,也不曾打他,罵也不曾罵他一句。綽起鋼刀,心中暗想道:「唐僧乃上邦人物,必知禮義,終不然我饒了他性命,又著他徒弟拿我不成?噫!這多是我渾家有甚麼書信到他那國裡,走了風汛。等我去問他一問。」那怪陡起兇性,要殺公主。

卻說那公主不知,梳妝方畢,移步前來。只見那怪怒目攢眉,咬牙切齒。那公主還陪笑臉迎道:「郎君有何事這等煩惱?」那怪咄的一聲罵道:「你這狗心賤婦,全沒人倫。我當初帶你到此,更無半點兒說話。你穿的錦,戴的金,缺少東西我去尋。四時受用,每日情深。你怎麼只想你父母,更無半點夫婦心?」那公主聞說,嚇得跪倒在地道:「郎君啊,你怎麼今日說起這分離的話?」那怪道:「不知是我分離,是你分離哩。我把那唐僧拿來,算計要他受用,你怎麼不先告過我,就放了他?原來是你暗地裡修了書信,教他替你傳寄;不然,怎麼這兩個和尚又來打上我門,教還你回去?這不是你幹的事?」公主道:「郎君,你差怪我了,我何嘗有甚書去?」老怪道:「你還強嘴哩,現拿住一個對頭在此,卻不是證見?」公主道:「是誰?」老妖道:「是唐僧第二個徒弟沙和尚。」原來人到了死處,誰肯認死,只得與他放賴。公主道:「郎君且息怒,我和你去問他一聲。果然有書,就打死了,我也甘心;假若無書,卻不枉殺了奴奴也?」

那怪聞言,不容分說,掄開一隻簸箕大小的藍靛手,抓住那金枝玉葉的髮萬根,把公主揪上前,捽在地下。執著鋼刀,卻來審沙僧,咄的一聲道:「沙和尚,你兩個輒敢擅打上我們門來,可是這女子有書到他那國,國王教你們來的?」沙僧已綑在那裡,見妖精兇惡之甚,把公主摜倒在地,持刀要殺,他心中暗想道:「分明是他有書去,救了我師父,此是莫大之恩。我若一口說出,他就把公主殺了,此卻不是恩將仇報?罷罷罷,想老沙跟我師父一場,也沒寸功報效,今日已此被縛,就將此性命與師父報了恩罷。」遂喝道:「那妖怪不要無禮,他有甚麼書來,你這等枉他,要害他性命?我們來此問你要公主,有個緣故。只因你把我師父捉在洞中,我師父曾看見公主的模樣動靜。及至寶象國,倒換關文,那皇帝將公主畫影圖形,前後訪問,因將公主的形影,問我師父沿途可曾看見,我師父遂將公主說起。他故知是他兒女,賜了我等御酒,教我們來拿你,要他公主還宮。此情是實,何嘗有甚書信?你要殺就殺了我老沙,不可枉害平人,大虧天理。」

那妖見沙僧說得雄壯,遂丟了刀,雙手抱起公主道:「是我一時粗鹵,多有衝撞,莫怪莫怪。」遂與他挽了青絲,扶上寶髻,軟款溫柔,怡顏悅色,撮哄著他進去了,又請上坐陪禮。那公主是婦人家水性,見他錯敬,遂回心轉意道:「郎君啊,你若念夫婦的恩愛,可把那沙僧的繩子略放鬆些兒。」老妖聞言,即命小的們把沙僧解了繩子,鎖在那裡。沙僧見解縛鎖住,立起來,心中暗喜道:「古人云:『與人方便,自己方便。』我若不方便了他,他怎肯教把我鬆放鬆放?」

那老妖又教安排酒席,與公主陪禮壓驚。吃酒到半酣,老妖忽的又換了一件鮮明的衣服,取了一口寶刀,佩在腰裡,轉過手,摸著公主道:「渾家,你且在家吃酒,看著兩個孩兒,不要放了沙和尚。趁那唐僧在那國裡,我也趕早兒去認認親也。」公主道:「你認甚親?」老妖道:「認你父王。我是他駙馬,他是我丈人,怎麼不去認認?」公主道:「你去不得。』老妖道:「怎麼去不得?」公主道:「我父王不是馬掙力戰的江山,他本是祖宗遺留的社稷。自幼兒是太子登基,城門也不曾遠出,沒有見你這等兇漢。你這嘴臉相貌,生得這等醜陋,若見了他,恐怕嚇了他,反為不美。卻不如不去認的還好。」老妖道:「既如此說,我變個俊的兒去便罷。」公主道:「你試變來我看看。」

好怪物,他在那酒席間搖身一變,就變做一個俊俏之人。真個生得:

形容典雅,體段崢嶸。言語多官樣,行藏正妙齡。才如子建成詩易,貌似潘安擲果輕。頭上戴一頂鵲尾冠,烏雲斂伏;身上穿一件玉羅褶,廣袖飄迎。足下烏靴花摺,腰間鸞帶光明。丰神真是奇男子,聳壑軒昂美俊英。

公主見了,十分歡喜。那妖笑道:「渾家,可是變得好麼?」公主道:「變得好,變得好。你這一進朝啊,我父王是親不滅,一定著文武多官留你飲宴。倘吃酒中間,千千仔細,萬萬個小心;卻莫要現出原嘴臉來,露出馬腳,走了風汛,就不斯文了。」老妖道:「不消吩咐,自有道理。」

你看他縱雲頭,早到了寶象國。按落雲頭,行至朝門之外,對閣門大使道:「三駙馬特來見駕,乞為轉奏轉奏。」那黃門奏事官來至白玉階前奏道:「萬歲,有三駙馬來見駕,現在朝門外聽宣。」那國王正與唐僧敘話,忽聽得三駙馬,便問多官道:「寡人只有兩個駙馬,怎麼又有個三駙馬?」多官道:「三駙馬必定是妖怪來了。」國王道:「可好宣他進來?」那長老心驚道:「陛下,妖精啊,不精者不靈。他能知過去未來,他能騰雲駕霧。宣他也進來,不宣他也進來,倒不如宣他進來,還省些口面。」

國王准奏,叫宣,把妖宣至金階。他一般的也舞蹈山呼的行禮。多官見他生得俊麗,也不敢認他是妖精。他都是些肉眼凡胎,卻當做好人。那國王見他聳壑昂霄,以為濟世之梁棟,便問他:「駙馬,你家在那裡居住?是何方人氏?幾時得我公主配合?怎麼今日才來認親?」那老妖叩頭道:「主公,臣是城東碗子山波月洞人家。」國王道:「你那山離此處多遠?」老妖道:「不遠,只有三百里。」國王道:「三百里路,我公主如何得到那裡,與你匹配?」那妖精巧語花言,虛情假意的答道:「主公,微臣自幼兒好習弓馬,採獵為生。那十三年前,帶領家童數十,放鷹逐犬,忽見一隻斑斕猛虎,身馱著一個女子,往山坡下走。是微臣兜弓一箭,射倒猛虎,將女子帶上本莊,把溫水溫湯灌醒,救了他性命。因問他是那裡人家,他更不曾題『公主』二字。早說是萬歲的三公主,怎敢欺心,擅自配合?當得進上金殿,大小討一個官職榮身。只因他說是民家之女,才被微臣留在莊所。女貌郎才,兩相情願,故配合至此多年。當時配合之後,欲將那虎宰了,邀請諸親,卻是公主娘娘教且莫殺。其不殺之故,有幾句言詞,道得甚好,說道:

托天托地成夫婦,無媒無證配婚姻。

前世赤繩曾繫足,今將老虎做媒人。

臣因此言,故將虎解了索子,饒了他性命。那虎帶著箭傷,跑蹄剪尾而去。不知他得了性命,在那山中,修了這幾年,煉體成精,專一迷人害人。臣聞得昔年也有幾次取經的,都說是大唐來的唐僧。想是這虎害了唐僧,得了他文引,變作那取經的模樣,今在朝中哄騙主公。主公啊,那繡墩上坐的,正是那十三年前馱公主的猛虎,不是真正取經之人。」

你看那水性的君王,愚迷肉眼,不識妖精,轉把他一片虛詞,當了真實。道:「賢駙馬,你怎的認得這和尚是馱公主的老虎?」那妖道:「主公,臣在山中,吃的是老虎,穿的也是老虎,與他同眠同起,怎麼不認得?」國王道:「你既認得,可教他現出本相來看。」怪物道:「借半盞淨水,臣就教他現了本相。」國王命官取水,遞與駙馬。

那怪接水在手,縱起身來,走上前,使個「黑眼定身法」。念了咒語,將一口水望唐僧噴去,叫聲:「變!」那長老的真身,隱在殿上,真個變作一隻斑斕猛虎。此時君臣肉眼觀看,那隻虎生得:

白額圓頭,花身電目。四隻蹄,挺直崢嶸;二十爪,鉤彎鋒利。鋸牙包口,尖耳連眉。獰猙壯若大貓形,猛烈雄如黃犢樣。剛鬚直直插銀條,刺舌騂騂噴惡氣。果然是隻猛斑斕,陣陣威風吹寶殿。

國王一見,魄散魂飛。諕得那多官盡皆躲避。有幾個大膽的武將,領著將軍、校尉一擁上前,使各項兵器亂砍。這一番,不是唐僧該有命不死,就是二十個僧人也打為肉醬。此時幸有丁甲、揭諦、功曹、護教諸神暗在半空中護佑,所以那些人兵器皆不能打傷。眾臣嚷到天晚,才把那虎活活的捉了,用鐵繩鎖了,放在鐵籠裡,收於朝房之內。

那國王卻傳旨,教光祿寺大排筵宴,謝駙馬救拔之恩;不然,險被那和尚害了。當晚眾臣朝散,那妖魔進了銀安殿。又選十八個宮娥綵女,吹彈歌舞,勸妖魔飲酒作樂。那怪物獨坐上席,左右排列的都是那艷質嬌姿。你看他受用飲酒,至二更時分,醉將上來,忍不住胡為:跳起身,大笑一聲,現了本相,陡發兇心,伸開簸箕大手,把一個彈琵琶的女子抓將過來,扢咋的把頭咬了一口。嚇得那十七個宮娥,沒命的前後亂跑亂藏。你看那:

宮娥悚懼,綵女忙驚。宮娥悚懼,一似雨打芙蓉籠夜雨;綵女忙驚,就如風吹芍藥舞春風。捽碎琵琶顧命,跌傷琴瑟逃生。出門那分南北,離殿不管西東。磕損玉面,撞破嬌容。人人逃命走,各各奔殘生。

那些人出去,又不敢吆喝。夜深了,又不敢驚駕。都躲在那短牆檐下,戰戰兢兢不題。

卻說那怪物坐在上面,自斟自酌。喝一盞,扳過人來,血淋淋的啃上兩口。他在裡面受用,外面人盡傳道:「唐僧是個虎精。」亂傳亂嚷,嚷到金亭館驛。此時驛裡無人,止有白馬在槽上吃草吃料。他本是西海小龍王,因犯天條,鋸角退鱗,變白馬,馱唐僧往西方取經。忽聞人講唐僧是個虎精,他也心中暗想道:「我師父分明是個好人,必然被怪把他變做虎精,害了師父。怎的好?怎的好?大師兄去得久了,八戒、沙僧又無音信。」他只捱到二更時分,卻才跳將起來道:「我今若不救唐僧,這功果休矣,休矣!」他忍不住頓絕韁繩,抖鬆鞍轡,急縱身,忙顯化,依然化作龍。駕起烏雲,直上九霄空裡觀看。有詩為證,詩曰:

三藏西來拜世尊,途中偏有惡妖氛。

今宵化虎災難脫,白馬垂韁救主人。

小龍王在半空裡,只見銀安殿內燈燭輝煌。原來那八個滿堂紅上點著八根蠟燭。低下雲頭,仔細看處,那妖魔獨自個在上面逼法的飲酒吃人肉哩。小龍笑道:「這廝不濟,走了馬腳,識破風汛,屣匾秤鉈了。吃人可是個長進的?卻不知我師父下落何如,倒遇著這個潑怪。且等我去戲他一戲,若得手,拿住妖精,再救師父不遲。」

好龍王,他就搖身一變,也變做個宮娥,真個身體輕盈,儀容嬌媚。忙移步走入裡面,對妖魔道聲萬福:「駙馬啊,你莫傷我性命,我來替你把盞。」那妖道:「斟酒來。」小龍接過壺來,將酒斟在他盞中,酒比鍾高出三五分來,更不漫出。這是小龍使的「逼水法」。那怪見了不識,心中喜道:「你有這般手段?」小龍道:「還斟得有幾分高哩。」那怪道:「再斟上,再斟上。」他舉著壺,只情斟,那酒只情高,就如十三層寶塔一般,尖尖滿滿,更不漫出些須。那怪物伸過嘴來,吃了一鍾;扳著死人,吃了一口。道:「會唱麼?」小龍道:「也略曉得些兒。」依腔韻唱了一個小曲,又奉了一鍾。那怪道:「你會舞麼?」小龍道:「也略曉得些兒,但只是素手,舞得不好看。」那怪揭起衣服,解下腰間所佩寶劍,掣出鞘來,遞與小龍。

小龍接了刀,就留心,在那酒席前上三下四,左五右六,丟開了花刀法。怪看得眼咤。小龍丟了花字,望妖精劈一刀來。好怪物,側身躲過,慌了手腳,舉起一根滿堂紅,架住寶刀。那滿堂紅原是熟鐵打造的,連柄有八九十斤。兩個出了銀安殿,小龍現了本相,駕起雲頭,與那妖魔在那半空中相殺。這一場,黑地裡好殺。怎見得:

那一個是碗子山生成的怪物,這一個是西洋海罰下的真龍。一個放毫光,如噴白電;一個生銳氣,如迸紅雲。一個好似白牙老象走人間,一個就如金爪狸貓飛下界。一個是擎天玉柱,一個是架海金梁。銀龍飛舞,黃鬼翻騰。左右寶刀無怠慢,往來不歇滿堂紅。

他兩個在雲端裡戰夠八九回合,小龍的手軟觔麻,老魔的身強力壯。小龍抵敵不住,飛起刀去,砍那妖怪。妖怪有接刀之法,一隻手接了寶刀,一隻手拋下滿堂紅便打。小龍措手不及,被他把後腿上著了一下。急慌慌按落雲頭,多虧了御水河救了性命,小龍一頭鑽下水去。那妖魔趕來尋他不見,執了寶刀,拿了滿堂紅,回上銀安殿,照舊吃酒睡覺不題。

卻說那小龍潛於水底,半個時辰聽不見聲息,方才咬著牙,忍著腿疼跳將起去。踏著烏雲,徑轉館驛,還變作依舊馬匹,伏於槽下。可憐渾身是水,腿有傷痕。那時節:

意馬心猿都失散,金公木母盡凋零。

黃婆傷損通分別,道義消疏怎得成!

且不言三藏逢災,小龍敗戰。卻說那豬八戒從離了沙僧,一頭藏在草科裡,拱了一個豬渾塘。這一覺,直睡到半夜時候才醒。醒來時,又不知是甚麼去處。摸摸眼,定了神思,側耳才聽。噫!正是那山深無犬吠,野曠少雞鳴。他見那星移斗轉,約莫有三更時分,心中想道:「我要回救沙僧,誠然是『單絲不線,孤掌難鳴』。罷罷罷,我且進城去見了師父,奏准當今,再選些驍勇人馬,助著老豬明日來救沙僧罷。」

那獃子急縱雲頭,徑回城裡。半霎時,到了館驛。此時人靜月明。兩廊下尋不見師父,只見白馬睡在那廂,渾身水濕,後腿有盤子大小一點青痕。八戒失驚道:「雙晦氣了。這亡人又不曾走路,怎麼身上有汗,腿有青痕?想是歹人打劫師父,把馬打壞了。」那白馬認得是八戒,忽然口吐人言,叫聲:「師兄。」這獃子嚇了一跌,扒起來,往外要走。被白馬探探身,一口咬住皂衣,道:「哥啊,你莫怕我。」八戒戰兢兢的道:「兄弟,你怎麼今日說起話來了?你但說話,必有大不祥之事。」小龍道:「你知師父有難麼?」八戒道:「我不知。」小龍道:「你是不知。你與沙僧在皇帝面前弄了本事,思量拿倒妖魔,請功求賞。不想妖魔本領大,你們手段不濟,禁他不過。好道著一個回來,說個信息是,卻更不聞音。那妖精變做一個俊俏文人,撞入朝中,與皇帝認了親眷。把我師父變作一個斑斕猛虎,見被眾臣捉住,鎖在朝房鐵籠裡面。我聽得這般苦惱,心如刀割。你兩日又不在不知,恐一時傷了性命,只得化龍身去救,不期到朝裡,又尋不見師父。及到銀安殿外,遇見妖精,我又變做個宮娥模樣,哄那怪物。那怪叫我舞刀他看,遂爾留心,砍他一刀。早被他閃過,雙手舉個滿堂紅,把我戰敗。我又飛刀砍去,他又把刀接了,捽下滿堂紅,把我後腿上著了一下。故此鑽在御水河,逃得性命。腿上青是他滿堂紅打的。」

八戒聞言道:「真個有這樣事?」小龍道:「莫成我哄你了?」八戒道:「怎的好?怎的好?你可掙得動麼?」小龍道:「我掙得動便怎的?」八戒道:「你掙得動,便掙下海去罷。把行李等老豬挑去高老莊上,回爐做女婿去呀。」小龍聞說,一口咬住他直裰子,那裡肯放,止不住眼中滴淚道:「師兄啊,你千萬休生懶惰。」八戒道:「不懶惰便怎麼?沙兄弟已被他拿住,我是戰不過他,不趁此散火,還等甚麼?」

小龍沉吟半晌,又滴淚道:「師兄啊,莫說散火的話。若要救得師父,你只去請個人來。」八戒道:「教我請誰麼?」小龍道:「你趁早兒駕雲回上花果山,請大師兄孫行者來。他還有降妖的大法力,管教救了師父,也與你我報得這敗陣之仇。」八戒道:「兄弟,另請一個兒便罷了。那猴子與我有些不睦。前者在白虎嶺上,打殺了那白骨夫人,他怪我攛掇師父念緊箍兒咒。我也只當耍子,不想那老和尚當真的念起來,就把他趕逐回去。他不知怎麼樣的惱我,他也決不肯來。倘或言語上略不相對,他那哭喪棒又重,假若不知高低,撈上幾下,我怎的活得成麼?」小龍道:「他決不打你。他是個有仁有義的猴王。你見了他,且莫說師父有難,只說:『師父想你哩。』把他哄將來。到此處,見這樣個情節,他必然不忿,斷乎要與那妖精比併,管情拿得那妖精,救得我師父。」八戒道:「也罷,也罷。你倒這等盡心,我若不去,顯得我不盡心了。我這一去,果然行者肯來,我就與他一路來了;他若不來,你卻也不要望我,我也不來了。」小龍道:「你去,你去,管情他來也。」

真個獃子收拾了釘鈀,整束了直裰,跳將起去,踏著雲,徑往東來。這一回,也是唐僧有命。那獃子正遇順風,撐起兩個耳朵,好便似風篷一般,早過了東洋大海,按落雲頭。不覺的太陽星上,他卻入山尋路。

正行之際,忽聞得有人言語。八戒仔細看時,看來是行者在山凹裡,聚集群妖。他坐在一塊石頭崖上,面前有一千二百多猴子,分序排班,口稱:「萬歲,大聖爺爺。」八戒道:「且是好受用,且是好受用,怪道他不肯做和尚,只要來家哩,原來有這些好處,許大的家業,又有這多的小猴伏侍。若是老豬有這一座山場,也不做甚麼和尚了。如今既到這裡,卻怎麼好?必定要見他一見是。」那獃子有些怕他,又不敢明明的見他,卻往草崖邊溜阿溜的,溜在那一千二三百猴子當中擠著,也跟那些猴子磕頭。

不知孫大聖坐得高,眼又乖滑,看得他明白,便問:「那班部中亂拜的是個夷人,是那裡來的?拿上來。」說不了,那些小猴一窩蜂,把個八戒推將上來,按倒在地。行者道:「你是那裡來的夷人?」八戒低著頭道:「不敢,承問了。不是夷人,是熟人,熟人。」行者道:「我這大聖部下的群猴,都是一般模樣。你這嘴臉生得各樣,相貌有些雷堆,定是別處來的妖魔。既是別處來的,若要投我部下,先來遞個腳色手本,報了名字,我好留你在這隨班點扎。若不留你,你敢在這裡亂拜?」八戒低著頭,拱著嘴道:「不羞,就拿出這副嘴臉來了。我和你兄弟也做了幾年,又推認不得,說是甚麼夷人。」行者笑道:「擡起頭來我看。」那獃子把嘴往上一伸道:「你看麼,你認不得我,好道認得嘴耶。」行者忍不住笑道:「豬八戒。」他聽見一聲叫,就一轂轆跳將起來道:「正是,正是,我是豬八戒。」他又思量道:「認得就好說話了。」

行者道:「你不跟唐僧取經去,卻來這裡怎的?想是你衝撞了師父,師父也貶你回來了。有甚貶書,拿來我看。」八戒道:「不曾衝撞他,他也沒甚麼貶書,也不曾趕我。」行者道:「既無貶書,又不曾趕你,你來我這裡怎的?」八戒道:「師父想你,著我來請你的。」行者道:「他也不請我,他也不想我。他那日對天發誓,親筆寫了貶書,怎麼又肯想我,又肯著你遠來請我?我斷然也是不好去的。」八戒就地扯個謊,忙道:「委是想你,委是想你。」行者道:「他怎的想我來?」八戒道:「師父在馬上正行,叫聲『徒弟』,我不曾聽見,沙僧又推耳聾。師父就想起你來,說我們不濟,說你還是個聰明伶俐之人,常時聲叫聲應,問一答十。因這般想你,專專教我來請你的。萬望你去走走,一則不孤他仰望之心,二來也不負我遠來之意。」行者聞言,跳下崖來,用手攙住八戒道:「賢弟,累你遠來,且和我耍耍兒去。」八戒道:「哥啊,這個所在路遠,恐師父盼望去遲,我不耍子了。」行者道:「你也是到此一場,看看我的山景何如?」那獃子不敢苦辭,只得隨他走走。

二人攜手相攙,概眾小妖隨後,上那花果山極巔之處。好山,自是那大聖回家,這幾日,收拾得復舊如新。但見那:

青如削翠,高似摩雲。週圍有虎踞龍蟠,四面多猿啼鶴唳。朝出雲封山頂,暮觀日掛林間。流水潺潺鳴玉珮,澗泉滴滴奏瑤琴。山前有崖峰峭壁,山後有花木穠華。上連玉女洗頭盆,下接天河分派水。乾坤結秀賽蓬萊,清濁育成真洞府。丹青妙筆畫時難,仙子天機描不就。玲瓏怪石石玲瓏,玲瓏結綵嶺頭峰。日影動,千條紫艷;瑞氣搖,萬道紅霞。洞天福地人間有,遍山新樹與新花。

八戒觀之不盡,滿心歡喜道:「哥啊,好去處,果然是天下第一名山。」行者道:「賢弟,可過得日子麼?」八戒笑道:「你看師兄說的話,寶山乃洞天福地之處,怎麼說度日之言也?」

二人談笑多時,下了山。只見路傍有幾個小猴,捧著紫巍巍的葡萄,香噴噴的梨棗,黃森森的枇杷,紅艷艷的楊梅,跪在路傍,叫道:「大聖爺爺,請進早膳。」行者笑道:「我豬弟食腸大,卻不是以果子作膳的。也罷,也罷,莫嫌菲薄,將就吃個兒當點心罷。」八戒道:「我雖食腸大,卻也隨鄉入鄉是。拿來,拿來,我也吃幾個兒嘗新。」

二人吃了果子,漸漸日高。那獃子恐怕誤了救唐僧,只管催促道:「哥哥,師父在那裡盼望我和你哩。望你和我早早兒去罷。」行者道:「賢弟,請你往水簾洞裡去耍耍。」八戒堅辭道:「多感老兄盛意,奈何師父久等,不勞進洞罷。」行者道:「既如此,不敢久留,請就此處奉別。」八戒道:「哥哥,你不去了?」行者道:「我往哪裡去?我這裡天不收,地不管,自由自在,不耍子兒,做甚麼和尚?我是不去,你自去罷。但上覆唐僧:既趕退了,再莫想我。」獃子聞言,不敢苦逼,只恐逼發他性子,一時打上兩棍。無奈,只得喏喏告辭,找路而去。

行者見他去了,即差兩個溜撒的小猴跟著八戒,聽他說些甚麼。真個那獃子下了山,不上三四里路,回頭指著行者,口裡罵道:「這個猴子,不做和尚,倒做妖怪。這個猢猻,我好意來請他,他卻不去。你不去便罷。」走幾步,又罵幾聲。那兩個小猴急跑回來報道:「大聖爺爺,那豬八戒不大老實,他走走兒,罵幾聲。」行者大怒,叫:「拿將來!」那眾猴滿地飛來趕上,把個八戒扛翻倒了,抓鬃扯耳,拉尾揪毛,捉將回去。

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