Chapter 18

第018回 · Journey to the West

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Chapter 18

Sun Wukong took leave of the Bodhisattva, descended on his cloud, hung the kasaya on a sandalwood tree, drew his staff, and stormed into the Black Wind Cave. Not a single little demon was to be found inside. It turned out that when they had seen the Bodhisattva appear and the old monster rolling on the ground in defeat, they had all scattered and fled in haste. Wukong vented his fury by piling dry firewood against all the gates of the cave, front and back, and set them ablaze together. The Black Wind Cave was burned into a Red Wind Cave. He then took the kasaya, mounted a auspicious light, and returned to the north.

Meanwhile, the Tripitaka master watched anxiously for Wukong’s return, his heart full of doubt: had he failed to invite the Bodhisattva, or had his disciple made an excuse and fled? While he was lost in wild speculation, a brilliant colored mist appeared in midair, and Wukong suddenly descended before him, kneeling on the steps. “Master,” he said, “the kasaya is here!” The Tripitaka was overjoyed. The monks, too, were all delighted. “Wonderful, wonderful!” they cried. “Our lives are saved at last!” The Tripitaka took the kasaya and said, “Wukong, when you left this morning, you said you would be back by midday after the meal. Why is it only now, with the sun in the west, that you return?” Wukong related in full how he had invited the Bodhisattva, who had used her transformative powers to subdue the demon. Hearing this, the Tripitaka set up an incense table and bowed in worship toward the south. Then he said, “Disciple, now that we have the Buddhist robe again, let us pack our bundles quickly and be on our way.” Wukong replied, “Not so fast, not so fast. It’s late in the day—no time to travel. Let’s wait until tomorrow morning.” The monks all knelt and said, “Grandfather Sun is right. First, it’s late; second, we have some vows we wish to fulfill. Now that we are safe and the treasure has been recovered, let us repay our vows, and after you have bestowed your blessings, we will escort you on your journey west tomorrow morning.” “Exactly, exactly,” said Wukong. You should have seen those monks emptying their pockets, each contributing what remained of the goods salvaged from the fire. They prepared vegetarian offerings, burned paper prayers for peace and safety, and recited several scrolls of sutras to dispel calamity and misfortune. That evening’s business was concluded.

The next morning, they groomed the horse, packed their bundles, and set out the gate. The monks escorted them a long way before turning back. Wukong led the way. It was the season of spring’s full bloom, and they beheld:

The grass cushions the jade-gray horse’s hooves, soft underfoot;

The willows sway their golden threads, the dew fresh and new.

Peach and apricot fill the forest, vying in splendor;

Ivy and vine twine the paths, bracing their spirits.

On the warm sandbank by day, mandarin ducks sleep;

In the mountain stream’s fragrance, butterflies are tame.

Thus autumn departs, winter fades, and spring is half gone—

What year will it be when the journey is complete and the true scriptures are won?

The master and disciple traveled for five or seven days through the wilderness. One day, as dusk approached, they saw in the distance a village of farmhouses. The Tripitaka said, “Wukong, do you see that manor over there? Let us ask to spend the night and resume our journey tomorrow.” Wukong replied, “Let old Sun go first and see whether it’s auspicious or not, then we’ll decide.” The master reined in his horse, while Wukong fixed his gaze and observed carefully. Truly it was:

Bamboo fences thick and close, thatched cottages layer upon layer.

Wild trees towering to the sky greet the gate;

A winding stream and a small bridge reflect the door.

By the roadside, green willows droop tenderly;

In the garden, flowers bloom with rich fragrance.

Now the setting sun sinks to the west,

And in every mountain wood, birds chatter and call;

Evening smoke rises from kitchen fires,

And along every path, cattle and sheep turn homeward.

One sees well-fed chickens and pigs sleeping by the eaves,

And a drunken old neighbor singing as he comes along.

Wukong looked it over and said, “Master, please proceed. This is surely a good household—we can certainly ask for lodging here.” The elder urged his white horse forward and soon reached the entrance to the village street. There they saw a young man, his head wrapped in cotton cloth, wearing a blue padded jacket, carrying an umbrella and a bundle, his trousers bound up, his feet in a pair of three-eared straw sandals. He strode out of the street with a martial air, in a great hurry. Wukong reached out and grabbed him. “Where are you off to? Let me ask you a question: what place is this?” The man struggled desperately and shouted, “There are plenty of people in my village—why pick on me to ask?” Wukong said with a smile, “Now, don’t be angry, benefactor. ‘Convenience for others is convenience for oneself.’ What harm would it do to tell me the name of this place? I might even be able to solve your troubles.” The man could not free himself, and he jumped about in fury. “What bad luck, what bad luck! I’ve already had enough injustice at home, and now I run into this bald-headed fellow, putting up with his airs!” Wukong said, “If you have the skill, just pry open my hand and you can go.” The man twisted left and right, but he couldn’t budge it at all—it was as if he were clamped in an iron vice. In his fury, he dropped his bundle, threw aside his umbrella, and with both hands pummeled Wukong like a rainstorm. Wukong steadied his luggage with one hand and fended off the man with the other. No matter how the man struggled, he couldn’t lay a finger on him. Wukong held on all the tighter, and the man grew frantic with rage. The Tripitaka said, “Wukong, isn’t there someone else coming? Just ask that man instead. Why keep holding on to this one? Let him go.” Wukong laughed and said, “Master, you don’t understand. If I asked anyone else, it would be pointless. I have to ask him—there’s business to be done.” Since Wukong would not let go, the man had no choice but to say, “This is the border of the Kingdom of Wusang, called Village Gao. Most of the families in the village bear the surname Gao, so it’s called Village Gao. Now let me go!” Wukong pressed further, “The way you’re dressed, you’re not someone taking a short trip. Tell me truly: where are you going, and what exactly is your business? Only then will I let you go.”

The man had no choice but to tell the truth. "I am a servant of Squire Gao, by the name of Gao Cai. My squire has a daughter, who is now twenty years old and has never been married. Three years ago she was taken over by a demon, who has been her husband ever since. My squire is displeased. He says, 'A daughter who has married a demon is no lasting solution. On the one hand it disgraces the family, and on the other we have no in-laws to associate with.' He has all along wanted to get rid of this demon. But the demon would never leave; instead he has locked the daughter up in the back quarters and for half a year now has not let her come out to see anyone in the household. My squire gave me some taels of silver and told me to seek out an exorcist priest to capture that monster. I have not rested these past days—all in all I have engaged three or four people, but they were all incompetent monks, worthless Taoist priests, who could no subdue the demon. Just now he scolded me for being a poor agent and gave me fifty cash for travel expenses, telling me to go find a capable priest to subdue the demon. I had no idea I'd run into this rascal who grabbed me and delayed my journey. That's why I was angry from all sides. I had no choice but to yell at you. I didn't know you had such a grip on me. I couldn't break free, so I told you the truth. Please let me go."

Wukong said, "Your luck has come, and I have my work cut out for me—what a perfect match! You needn't travel far or spend your silver. We are no incompetent monks or worthless Taoist priests. We truly have the skills and are well versed in capturing demons. As the saying goes, 'We come to help the doctor, and we can cure the eyes as well.' Please go back and report to your master that we are the imperial brother and holy monk sent from the Eastern Kingdom, journeying to the West to worship Buddha and seek the scriptures. We are skilled at subduing demons and binding monsters."

Gao Cai said, "Don't fool me. I'm a man full of grievances. If you deceive me and you have no real skills, and you can't capture the demon, won't I just be dragged into more trouble?"

Wukong said, "I guarantee we won't let you down. Take me to your master's gate."

The man had no choice. He picked up his bundle and umbrella, turned around, and led the master and disciple to the gate. "Two venerable elders, please sit on the mounting platform for a moment while I go in and inform my master." Only then did Wukong let go, set down the luggage pole, and tethered the horse. The master and disciple sat by the gate and waited.

Gao Cai went in through the main gate and walked straight to the central hall, where he ran straight into Squire Gao. The squire shouted, "You thick-skinned brute! Why haven't you gone to find someone? What are you doing back here?" Gao Cai set down his bundle and umbrella. "Master, let me report: as soon as I reached the street corner, I ran into two monks—one riding a horse and one carrying a load on a pole. They grabbed me and wouldn't let go, asking where I was going. I wouldn't tell them at first, but they pestered me so I had no choice. I told them everything about our master's troubles. They were delighted and said they would capture the demon for us!"

The old Gao asked, "Where are they from?" Gao Cai said, "They say they are the imperial brother and holy monk sent from the Eastern Kingdom, journeying to the West to worship Buddha and seek the scriptures."

The squire said, "Since they are monks from far away, they probably do have some real skills. Where are they now?" Gao Cai said, "They are waiting outside the gate."

The squire quickly changed his clothes and went out with Gao Cai to greet them, calling, "Venerable elders!" Tripitaka heard this and turned around quickly; they were already before him. The old man wore a black silk turban, a pale-gold brocade jacket of Sichuan silk, rough-leather calf boots, and a black-green silk sash. He came out with a smiling face and said, "Two venerable elders, let me bow to you!" Tripitaka returned the greeting, but Wukong stood still. The old man, seeing his hideous appearance, did not dare bow to him. Wukong said, "Why don't you greet old Sun?" The old man was somewhat frightened and called to Gao Cai, "You little wretch—are you trying to do me in? We already have a hideous demon son-in-law we can't get rid of, and now you bring this thunder god to torment me?"

Wukong said, "Old Gao, you've lived all these years and still don't understand. If you judge people solely by their looks, you're completely wrong. Old Sun may be ugly, but I have skills. I'll capture the demon for you, seize the ghost, take hold of that son-in-law of yours, and return your daughter to you. That will be a good deed. Why harp on about looks?" The squire, hearing this, trembled but forced himself to summon his courage. "Please come in," he said.

Only when invited did Wukong lead the white horse in, had Gao Cai carry the luggage, and brought Tripitaka inside. Without ceremony, he tied the horse to a pillar in the open hall, pulled over a black-lacquered folding chair, and told his master to sit down. He pulled over another chair and sat beside him. Old Gao said, "This little elder is quite at home." Wukong said, "If you keep me here for half a year, I'll be even more at home!"

Having settled down, Old Gao asked, "My boy just told me—are the two of you venerable monks from the Tang Kingdom in the East?" Tripitaka replied, "Indeed we are. This humble monk was sent by imperial decree to journey west to worship the Buddha and obtain scriptures. Passing by your esteemed estate, I begged leave to spend the night and intend to set out early tomorrow." Old Gao said, "Since you two are merely passing guests, why did you say you could capture monsters?" The Pilgrim said, "Since we're staying the night, we might as well capture a few monsters for amusement. May I ask—how many monsters does your household have?" Old Gao said, "Good heavens! As if there could be more than enough! Just this one monster son-in-law has already worn me to a frazzle." The Pilgrim said, "Tell me the whole story—what powers does he have, from the beginning to the end—so I can hear it and help you catch him." Old Gao said, "In our village, from ancient times to this day, there's never been any report of ghosts, goblins, or evil spirits causing trouble. It's just that this old man was unfortunate and had no sons, only three daughters: the eldest is named Xianglan, the second Yulan, and the third Cuilan. The first two were married off to men of this village from a young age. Only the youngest was to take a son-in-law into our home, hoping he would live with me and support me in my old age, carrying on the family line and doing the work. Three years ago, a man appeared—his appearance was rather refined. He said he was from Fuling Mountain, surnamed Zhu, with no parents above or brothers below, and wished to become a son-in-law. I, this old fool, seeing he was a man with no ties to bind him, took him in. When he first arrived, he was indeed diligent: plowing and harrowing fields without oxen, harvesting grain without sickles or scythes. He worked from dusk till dawn, and truly it was quite good. Only one thing—he knows how to change his face." The Pilgrim said, "How does he change?" Old Gao said, "When he first came, he was a swarthy, stout fellow. Later he changed into a fool with a long snout and big ears, a tuft of bristles behind his neck, a body rough and frightening, with a head and face just like a pig's. His appetite is enormous: he eats three to five pecks of rice in a single meal, and for morning snacks he needs a hundred-odd baked cakes to be satisfied. The good thing is he still eats vegetarian food; if he were to eat meat and drink wine as well, then in less than half a year he would consume every scrap of my property and farmland." Tripitaka said, "Because he works, he eats." Old Gao said, "Eating is still a small matter. Now he's learned to conjure wind—clouds come and whirl, stones fly and sand swirls, terrifying my whole family and all our neighbors so none of us can live in peace. He's also locked my little daughter Cuilan in the back quarters—I haven't seen her in over half a year, and I don't even know whether she's alive or dead. That's how I know he's a monster, and that's why I wanted to invite a master to drive him away."

The Pilgrim said, "What difficulty is there in this? Old man, set your mind at rest. Tonight I'll surely catch him and make him write a letter of divorce—how about I return your daughter to you?" Old Gao was overjoyed and said, "The trouble isn't that I took him in—he's ruined my good name and estranged my relatives. If you can catch him, what need is there for any document? Just go ahead and root him out for me." The Pilgrim said, "Easy, easy. When night comes, we'll see how it goes."

The old man was overjoyed and had the tables and chairs wiped clean and vegetarian offerings arranged. After the meal, as evening approached, the old man asked, "What weapons will you need? How many men to accompany you? Better prepare them early." The Pilgrim said, "I have my own weapons." The old man said, "The two of you only have that tin staff—how can a tin staff defeat that monster?" The Pilgrim then took an embroidered needle from his ear, held it in his hand, waved it in the wind, and it became an iron staff with a golden band as thick as a bowl. He turned to Old Gao and said, "Look at this staff—how does it compare to your weapons? Can it beat this monster?" Old Gao said, "Since you have weapons, do you need men to follow?" The Pilgrim said, "I need no men. I only need a few elderly men of virtue to keep my master company in idle conversation, so I can slip away. Once I've brought the monster back, I'll make him confess before everyone and root him out for you." The old man immediately called for servants to invite several relatives and friends. They all arrived shortly, and after greetings were exchanged, the Pilgrim said, "Master, sit at ease. Old Sun is off."

Watch him—grasping his iron staff, he pulled Old Gao and said, "Lead me to the back quarters where the monster lives so I can have a look." Old Gao led him to the gate of the back quarters. The Pilgrim said, "Go and fetch the key." Old Gao said, "Take a look first—if a key were needed, why would I have asked you?" The Pilgrim laughed and said, "Old man, though you're old, you don't know how to have fun. I was just joking with you, and you took it seriously." He stepped forward and felt around—it was a lock sealed with molten copper. He raised his golden-banded iron staff and smashed it, breaking open the door, but inside it was pitch black. The Pilgrim said, "Old Gao, go call your daughter's name and see if she's in there." The old man steeled his courage and called out, "Third Sister!" The daughter recognized her father's voice and answered feebly, "Father, I'm here." The Pilgrim flashed his golden eyes and peered carefully into the darkness. Now, what did she look like? He saw:

Her cloud-like hair was piled in disheveled tangles, uncombed; her jade countenance unwashed, stained with dust. Her pure orchid heart remained as before, but her exquisite bearing had crumbled to ruin. Her cherry lips were bloodless, her waist bent and frail, clinging weakly. Grief-stricken, her moth brows faded; wasted and timid, her voice was faint.

He came forward and saw Old Master Gao, seized him by the collar, and wept with his head buried in the old man's shoulder. "Don't cry, don't cry," said Tripitaka's disciple. "Tell me—where has the demon gone?" The girl said, "I don't know where he goes. These days he leaves at dawn and returns at night. He comes and goes amid clouds and mist—no one knows where. Knowing that my father wants to drive him away, he is always on guard, so he comes at dusk and leaves at dawn." "That's enough," said the disciple. "Old man, take your daughter to the front quarters and chat with her at leisure. Let old Sun wait here for him. If he doesn't come, don't blame me. If he does come, I'll root him out for you completely." Old Master Gao was overjoyed and led his daughter away.

The disciple then exercised his magical powers, shook his body, and transformed himself into an exact likeness of the girl. He sat alone in the room waiting for the demon. Before long, a wind arose—truly a wind that stirred up stones and sent sand flying. A fine wind:

At first it blew gently and softly,

Then it spread vast and boundless.

Gently and softly, the universe seemed vast;

Boundless and formless, nothing could block it.

It snapped flowers and broke willows more easily than hemp,

Uprooted trees and toppled forests as if pulling up vegetables.

It churned rivers and stirred seas, making ghosts and spirits grieve;

It split rocks and shattered mountains, amazing heaven and earth.

The deer that carried flowers lost their way;

The monkeys picking fruit wandered lost outside.

The seven-story iron pagoda struck the Buddha's head;

The eight-sided banners damaged the jeweled canopy.

Golden beams and jade pillars were shaken from their foundations;

Tiles from the roof flew like swallows' nests.

The boatman at the helm made vows and prayers;

Those on board hurried to sacrifice pigs and sheep.

The local earth god abandoned his shrine;

The Dragon Kings of the four seas came to pay homage above.

By the sea, the yaksha boats were smashed;

The Great Wall was blown down halfway across the frontier.

When that wild wind passed, a demon appeared in midair—and truly he was hideous: a black face with short bristles, a long snout and big ears. He wore a robe of coarse cloth, neither blue nor indigo, and tied a flowered cloth around his head. The disciple laughed inwardly and said, "So this is the fellow." The clever disciple neither greeted him nor questioned him, but lay in bed pretending to be ill, moaning and groaning incessantly. The demon could not tell the difference. He walked into the room, threw his arms around him, and tried to kiss him. The disciple laughed inwardly: "He really wants to have his way with old Sun." He used a grabbing technique, held the demon's long snout, and gave him a little toss. With a shake of his head, he flung him onto the floor. The demon got up, leaned against the bed, and said, "Sister, why are you upset with me today? Is it because I came late?" "I'm not upset, I'm not upset," said the disciple. "If you're not upset with me, why did you throw me down?" "How can you be so small-minded, grabbing me and trying to kiss me? I'm feeling a little unwell today. On a good day, I would have gotten up and opened the door waiting for you. You can take off your clothes and sleep." The demon didn't understand and actually began to undress. The disciple jumped up and sat on the chamber pot. The demon came back to the bed and reached out, but couldn't find anyone. "Sister, where have you gone? Please take off your clothes and sleep," he called out. "You sleep first. I need to relieve myself," said the demon. The demon indeed undressed and got into bed first.

The disciple suddenly sighed and said, "My luck is low." "What are you annoyed about? How can your luck be low? Since I came to your family, I've eaten some tea and rice, but I haven't eaten for nothing. I've swept your floors and cleared your ditches, carried bricks and moved tiles, built walls and pounded earth, plowed fields and harrowed soil, planted wheat and transplanted rice seedlings—I've built up your household from nothing. Now you wear brocade and gold, you enjoy flowers and fruits in all four seasons, and you have vegetables to cook in every month. What is there that doesn't suit your heart? Why do you sigh and moan like this, talking about your luck being low?" "That's not what I mean," said the disciple. "Today my parents were throwing bricks and tiles over the wall, beating and cursing me." "Why did they beat and curse you?" "They said that since I married you, you are a son-in-law of their household, but you have no manners at all. A man with such an ugly face—you can't be shown to uncles, you can't be seen by relatives, and no one knows where you come from in your clouds and mist, what family you belong to, or what your name is. You've ruined their good reputation and disgraced their family name. That's why they beat and curse me, and that's why I'm upset." "I may be a bit ugly, but if I wanted to be handsome, it wouldn't be hard. When I first came, I discussed it with him, and he agreed to take me in. Why is he bringing this up now? My home is in Cloud-Tower Cave on Blessing-Forest Mountain. I take my surname from my appearance, so my surname is Zhu. My official name is Zhu Ganglie. If he asks you again, just tell him this."

The disciple was secretly pleased: "This demon is honest—without any torture, he's confessed so clearly. Now that I have his location and name, I'll catch him no matter what." "He's going to invite a monk to capture you," said the demon. "Sleep, sleep, pay no attention to him. I have as many transformations as the Heavenly Stars, and a nine-toothed rake. What monk, priest, or Taoist do I fear? Even if your father were devout enough to invite the Demon-Subduing Patriarch of the Nine Heavens down from the sky, I've met before—he wouldn't dare do anything to me." "He says he's going to invite the Great Sage Equal of Heaven, a certain Sun who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, to come capture you." When the demon heard this name, he was somewhat frightened. "If that's the case, I'll leave. We can't be husband and wife anymore." "Why leave so suddenly?" "You don't know—that Horse-Raising Official who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace has some real ability. I'm afraid I might not be able to handle him, and that would lower my reputation and make me look bad."

With that, he pulled on his clothes, opened the door, and made to walk out. But Wukong seized him by the collar, wiped his own face, and revealed his true form. "Where do you think you're going, monster?" he roared. "Look up and tell me who I am!"

The demon turned his eyes and saw Wukong with his fangs jutting out, fiery golden eyes, and hairy pate — he looked for all the world like a living Thunder God. Terrified, the demon went numb in his hands and feet. With a ripping sound, he tore through his clothes, transformed into a wild wind, and fled. Wukong lunged forward, seized his iron staff, and struck at the wind. The demon transformed into a thousand streaks of firelight and made straight for his home mountain. Wukong mounted the clouds and gave chase, shouting, "Where do you think you're going? If you ascend to heaven, I'll chase you to the Palace of the Dipper and the Ox; if you descend into the earth, I'll pursue you to the Prison of the Unjustly Dead!"

Ah! What became of this pursuit — where did it lead, and who won or lost? All this will be told in the next chapter.

第018回

行者辭了菩薩,按落雲頭,將袈裟掛在香柟樹上,掣出棒來,打入黑風洞裡,那洞裡那得一個小妖。原來是他見菩薩出現,降得那老怪就地打滾,急急都散走了。行者一發行兇,將他那幾層門上都積了乾柴,前前後後,一齊發火,把個黑風洞燒做個紅風洞,卻拿了袈裟,駕祥光,轉回直北。

話說那三藏望行者急忙不來,心甚疑惑:不知是請菩薩不至,不知是行者託故而逃。正在那胡猜亂想之中,只見半空中彩霧燦燦,行者忽墜階前跪道:「師父,袈裟來了。」三藏大喜。眾僧亦無不歡悅道:「好了,好了,我等性命今日方才得全了。」三藏接了袈裟道:「悟空,你早間去時,原約到飯罷晌午,如何此時日西方回?」行者將那請菩薩施變化降妖的事情,備陳了一遍。三藏聞言,遂設香案,朝南禮拜罷,道:「徒弟啊,既然有了佛衣,可快收拾包裹去也。」行者道:「莫忙,莫忙。今日將晚,不是走路的時候,且待明日早行。」眾僧們一齊跪下道:「孫老爺說得是。一則天晚,二來我等有些願心兒,今幸平安,有了寶貝,待我還了願,請老爺散了福,明早再送西行。」行者道:「正是,正是。」你看那些和尚都傾囊倒底,把那火裡搶出的餘資,各出所有,整頓了些齋供,燒了些平安無事的紙,念了幾卷消災解厄的經。當晚事畢。

次早,方刷扮了馬匹,包裹了行囊出門,眾僧遠送方回。行者引路而去,正是那春融時節,但見那:

草襯玉驄蹄跡軟,柳搖金線露華新。

桃杏滿林爭豔麗,薜蘿遶徑放精神。

沙堤日暖鴛鴦睡,山澗花香蛺蝶馴。

這般秋去冬殘春過半,不知何年行滿得真文。

師徒們行了五七日荒路,忽一日天色將晚,遠遠的望見一村人家。三藏道:「悟空,你看那壁廂有座山莊相近,我們去告宿一宵,明日再行何如?」行者道:「且等老孫去看看吉凶,再作區處。」那師父挽住絲韁,這行者定睛觀看,真個是:

竹籬密密,茅屋重重。參天野樹迎門,曲水溪橋映戶。道傍楊柳綠依依,園內花開香馥馥。此時那夕照沉西,處處山林喧鳥雀;晚煙出爨,條條道徑轉牛羊。又見那食飽雞豚眠屋角,醉酣鄰叟唱歌來。

行者看罷道:「師父請行,定是一村好人家,正可借宿。」那長老催動白馬,早到街衢之口。又見一個少年,頭裹綿布,身穿藍襖,持傘背包,斂褌劄褲,腳踏著一雙三耳草鞋,雄糾糾的,出街忙走。行者順手一把扯住道:「那裡去?我問你一個信兒:此間是甚麼地方?」那個人只管苦掙,口裡嚷道:「我莊上沒人,只是我好問信?」行者陪著笑道:「施主莫惱。『與人方便,自己方便。』你就與我說說地名何害?我也可解得你的煩惱。」那人掙不脫手,氣得亂跳道:「蹭蹬,蹭蹬。家長的屈氣受不了,又撞著這個光頭,受他的清氣。」行者道:「你有本事,劈開我的手,你便就去了也罷。」那人左扭右扭,那裡扭得動,卻似一把鐵鈐拑住一般。氣得他丟了包袱,撇了傘,兩隻手雨點似來抓行者。行者把一隻手扶著行李,一隻手抵住那人,憑他怎麼支吾,只是不能抓著。行者愈加不放,急得爆燥如雷。三藏道:「悟空,那裡不有人來了?你再問那人就是,只管扯住他怎的?放他去罷。」行者笑道:「師父不知,若是問了別人沒趣,須是問他,才有買賣。」那人被行者扯住不放,只得說出道:「此處乃是烏斯藏國界之地,喚做高老莊。一莊人家有大半姓高,故此喚做高老莊。你放了我去罷。」行者又道:「你這樣行裝,不是個走近路的。你實與我說,你要往那裡去,端的所幹何事,我才放你。」

這人無奈,只得以實情告訴道:「我是高太公的家人,名叫高才。我那太公有個老女兒,年方二十歲,更不曾配人。三年前被一個妖精占了,那妖整做了這三年女婿。我太公不悅,說道:『女兒招了妖精,不是長法:一則敗壞家門,二則沒個親家來往。』一向要退這妖精。那妖精那裡肯退,轉把女兒關在他後宅,將有半年,再不放出與家內人相見。我太公與了我幾兩銀子,教我尋訪法師,拿那妖怪。我這些時不曾住腳,前前後後,請了有三四個人,都是不濟的和尚,膿包的道士,降不得那妖精 。剛才罵了我一場,說我不會幹事。又與了我五錢銀子做盤纏,教我再去請好法師降他。不期撞著你這個紇刺星扯住,誤了我走路,故此裡外受氣,我無奈,才與你叫喊。不想你又有些拿法,我掙不過你,所以說此實情。你放我走罷。」行者道:「你的造化,我有營生,這才是湊四合六的勾當。你也不須遠行,莫要花費了銀子。我們不是那不濟的和尚,膿包的道士,其實有些手段,慣會拿妖。這正是:『一來照顧郎中,二來又醫得眼好。』煩你回去上覆你那家主,說我們是東土駕下差來的御弟聖僧,往西天拜佛求經者,善能降妖縛怪。」高才道:「你莫誤了我。我是一肚子氣的人,你錯哄了我,沒甚手段,拿不住那妖精,卻不又帶累我來受氣?」行者道:「管教不誤了你,你引我到你家門首去來。」那人也無計奈何,真個提著包袱,拿了傘,轉步回身,領他師徒到於門首道:「二位長老,你且在馬臺上略坐坐,等我進去報主人知道。」行者才放了手,落擔牽馬,師徒們坐立門傍等候。

那高才入了大門,徑往中堂上走,可可的撞見高太公。太公罵道:「你那個蠻皮畜生!怎麼不去尋人,又回來做甚?」高才放下包、傘道:「上告主人公得知:小人才行出街口,忽撞見兩個和尚:一個騎馬,一個挑擔。他扯住我不放,問我那裡去。我再三不曾與他說及,他纏得沒奈何,不得脫手,遂將主人公的事情,一一說與他知。他卻十分歡喜,要與我們拿那妖怪哩。」高老道:「是那裡來的?」高才道:「他說是東土駕下差來的御弟聖僧,前往西天拜佛求經的。」太公道:「既是遠來的和尚,怕不真有些手段。他如今在那裡 ?」高才道:「現在門外等候。」

那太公即忙換了衣服,與高才出來迎接,叫聲:「長老。」三藏聽見,急轉身,早已到了面前。那老者戴一頂烏綾巾,穿一領蔥白蜀錦衣,踏一雙糙米皮的犢子靴,繫一條黑綠絛子,出來笑語相迎,便叫:「二位長老,作揖了。」三藏還了禮,行者站著不動。那老者見他相貌兇醜,便就不敢與他作揖。行者道:「怎麼不唱老孫喏?」那老兒有幾分害怕,叫高才道:「你這小廝卻不弄殺我也?家裡現有一個醜頭怪腦的女婿打發不開,怎麼又引這個雷公來害我?」行者道:「老高,你空長了許大年紀,還不省事。若專以相貌取人,乾淨錯了。我老孫醜自醜,卻有些本事。替你家擒得妖精,捉得鬼魅,拿住你那女婿,還了你女兒,便是好事,何必諄諄以相貌為言?」太公見說,戰兢兢的,只得強打精神,叫聲:「請進。」這行者見請,才牽了白馬,教高才挑著行李,與三藏進去。他也不管好歹,就把馬拴在敞廳柱上,扯過一張退光漆交椅,叫師父坐下。他又扯過一張椅子,坐在傍邊。那高老道:「這個小長老,倒也家懷。」行者道:「你若肯留我住得半年,還家懷哩。」

坐定,高老問道:「適間小价說,二位長老是東土來的?」三藏道:「便是。貧僧奉朝命往西天拜佛求經,因過寶莊,特借一宿,明日早行。」高老道:「二位原是借宿的,怎麼說會拿怪?」行者道:「因是借宿,順便拿幾個妖怪兒耍耍的。動問府上有多少妖怪?」高老道:「天哪!還吃得有多少哩,只這一個妖怪女婿,已被他磨慌了。」行者道:「你把那妖怪的始末,有多大手段,從頭兒說說我聽,我好替你拿他。」高老道:「我們這莊上,自古至今,也不曉得有甚麼鬼祟魍魎,邪魔作耗。只是老拙不幸,不曾有子,止生三個女兒:大的喚名香蘭,第二的名玉蘭,第三的名翠蘭。那兩個從小兒配與本莊人家。止有小的個要招個女婿,指望他與我同家過活,做個養老女婿,撐門抵戶,做活當差。不期三年前,有一個漢子,模樣兒倒也精緻。他說是福陵山上人家,姓豬,上無父母,下無兄弟,願與人家做個女婿。我老拙見是這般一個無根無絆的人,就招了他。一進門時,倒也勤謹:耕田耙地,不用牛具;收割田禾,不用刀杖;昏去明來,其實也好。只是一件,有些會變嘴臉。」行者道:「怎麼樣變?」高老道:「初來時是一條黑胖漢,後來就變做一個長嘴大耳朵的獃子,腦後又有一溜鬃毛,身體粗糙怕人,頭臉就像個豬的模樣。食腸卻又甚大:一頓要吃三五斗米飯,早間點心也得百十個燒餅才夠。喜得還吃齋素;若再吃葷酒,便是老拙這些家業田產之類,不上半年,就吃個罄淨。」三藏道:「只因他做得,所以吃得。」高老道:「吃還是件小事。他如今又會弄風,雲來霧去,走石飛砂,諕得我一家並左鄰右舍,俱不得安生。又把那翠蘭小女關在後宅子裡,一發半年也不曾見面,更不知死活如何。因此知他是個妖怪,要請個法師與他去退去退。」

行者道:「這個何難?老兒你管放心,今夜管情與你拿住,教他寫了退親文書,還你女兒如何?」高老大喜道:「我為招了他不打緊,壞了我多少清名,疏了我多少親眷。但得拿住他,要甚麼文書?就煩與我除了根罷。」行者道:「容易,容易。入夜之時,就見好歹。」

老兒十分歡喜,才教展抹桌椅,擺列齋供。齋罷將晚,老兒問道:「要甚兵器?要多少人隨?趁早好備。」行者道:「兵器我自有。」老兒道:「二位只是那根錫杖, 錫杖怎麼打得那個妖精?」行者隨於耳內取出一個繡花針來,捻在手中,迎風幌了一幌,就是碗來粗細的一根金箍鐵棒,對著高老道:「你看這條棍子,比你家兵器如何?可打得這怪否?」高老又道:「既有兵器,可要人跟?」行者道:「我不用人,只是要幾個年高有德的老兒,陪我師父清坐閑敘,我好撇他而去。等我把那妖精拿來,對眾取供,替你除了根罷。」那老兒即喚家僮,請了幾個親故朋友。一時都到,相見已畢,行者道:「師父, 你放心穩坐,老孫去也。」

你看他揝著鐵棒,扯著高老道:「你引我去後宅子裡妖精的住處看看。」高老遂引他到後宅門首。行者道:「你去取鑰匙來。」高老道:「你且看看,若是用得鑰匙,卻不請你了。」行者笑道:「你那老兒年紀雖大,卻不識耍。我把這話兒哄你一哄,你就當真。」走上前,摸了一摸,原來是銅汁灌的鎖子。狠得他將金箍棒一搗,搗開門扇,裡面卻黑洞洞的。行者道:「老高,你去叫你女兒一聲,看他可在裡面?」那老兒硬著膽叫道:「三姐姐!」那女兒認得是他父親的聲音,才少氣無力的應了一聲道:「爹爹,我在這裡哩。」行者閃金睛,向黑影裡仔細看時,你道他怎生模樣?但見那:

雲鬢亂堆無掠,玉容未洗塵淄。一片蘭心依舊,十分嬌態傾頹。櫻唇全無氣血,腰肢屈屈偎偎。愁蹙蹙,蛾眉淡;瘦怯怯,語聲低。

他走來看見高老,一把扯住,抱頭大哭。行者道:「且莫哭,且莫哭。我問你,妖怪往那裡去了?」女子道:「不知往那裡去。這些時,天明就去,入夜方來。雲雲霧霧,往回不知何所。因是曉得父親要祛退他,他也常常防備,故此昏來朝去。」行者道:「不消說了。老兒,你帶令愛往前邊宅裡,慢慢的敘闊,讓老孫在此等他。他若不來,你卻莫怪;他若來了,定與你剪草除根。」那老高歡歡喜喜的把女兒帶將前去。

行者卻弄神通,搖身一變,變得就如那女子一般,獨自個坐在房裡等 那妖精。不多時,一陣風來,真個是走石飛砂。好風:

起初時微微蕩蕩,向後來渺渺茫茫。

微微蕩蕩乾坤大,渺渺茫茫無阻礙。

凋花折柳勝揌麻,倒樹摧林如拔菜。

翻江攪海鬼神愁,裂石崩山天地怪。

啣花糜鹿失來蹤,摘果猿猴迷在外。

七層鐵塔侵佛頭,八面幢幡傷寶蓋。

金梁玉柱起根搖,房上瓦飛如燕塊。

舉棹梢公許願心,開船忙把豬羊賽。

當坊土地棄祠堂,四海龍王朝上拜。

海邊撞損夜叉船,長城刮倒半邊塞。

那陣狂風過處,只見半空裡來了一個妖精,果然生得醜陋:黑臉短毛,長喙大耳;穿一領青不青、藍不藍的梭布直裰,繫一條花布手巾。行者暗笑道:「原來是這個買賣。」好行者,卻不迎他,也不問他,且睡在床上推病,口裡哼哼嘖嘖的不絕。那怪不識真假,走進房,一把摟住,就要親嘴。行者暗笑道:「真個要來弄老孫哩。」即使個拿法,托著那怪的長嘴,叫做個小跌。漫頭一抖,撲的摜下床來。那怪爬起來,扶著床邊道:「姐姐,你怎麼今日有些怪我?想是我來得遲了?」行者道:「不怪,不怪。」那妖道:「既不怪我,怎麼就丟我這一跌?」行者道:「你怎麼就這等樣小家子,就摟我親嘴?我因今日有些不自在;若每常好時,便起來開門等你了。你可脫了衣服睡是。」那怪不解其意,真個就去脫衣。行者跳起來,坐在淨桶上。那怪依舊復來床上摸一把,摸不著人,叫道:「姐姐,你往那裡去了?請脫衣服睡罷。」行者道:「你先睡,等我出個恭來。」那怪果先解衣上床。

行者忽然嘆口氣,道聲:「造化低了。」那怪道:「你惱怎的?造化怎麼得低的?我得到了你家,雖是吃了些茶飯,卻也不曾白吃你的:我也曾替你家掃地通溝、搬磚運瓦、築土打牆、耕田耙地、種麥插秧、創家立業。如今你身上穿的錦,戴的金,四時有花果享用,八節有蔬菜烹煎,你還有那些兒不趁心處,這般短嘆長吁,說甚麼造化低了?」行者道:「不是這等說。今日我的父母隔著牆,丟磚料瓦的,甚是打我罵我哩。」那怪道:「他打罵你怎的?」行者道:「他說我和你做了夫妻,你是他門下一個女婿,全沒些兒禮體。這樣個醜嘴臉的人,又會不得姨夫,又見不得親戚,又不知你雲來霧去,端的是那裡人家,姓甚名誰,敗壞他清德,玷辱他門風,故此這般打罵,所以煩惱。」那怪道:「我雖是有些兒醜陋,若要俊,卻也不難。我一來時,曾與他講過,他願意方才招我。今日怎麼又說起這話?我家住在福陵山雲棧洞。我以相貌為姓,故姓豬,官名叫做豬剛鬣。他若再來問你,你就以此話與他說便了。」

行者暗喜道:「那怪卻也老實,不用動刑,就供得這等明白。既有了地方、姓名,不管怎的也拿住他。」行者道:「他要請法師來拿你哩。」那怪笑道:「睡著,睡著,莫睬他。我有天罡數的變化,九齒的釘鈀,怕甚麼法師、和尚、道士?就是你老子有虔心,請下九天蕩魔祖師下界,我也曾與他做過相識,他也不敢怎的我。」行者道:「他說請一個五百年前大鬧天宮姓孫的齊天大聖,要來拿你哩。」那怪聞得這個名頭,就有三分害怕道:「既是這等說,我去了罷,兩口子做不成了。」行者道:「你怎的就 去?」那怪道:「你不知道,那鬧天宮的弼馬溫有些本事,只恐我弄他不過,低了名頭,不像模樣。」

說罷,套上衣服,開了門,往外就走。被行者一把扯住,將自己臉上抹了一抹,現出原身,喝道:「好妖怪,那裡走!你擡頭看看我是那個?」那怪轉過眼來,看見行者咨牙徠嘴,火眼金睛,磕頭毛臉,就是個活雷公相似。慌得他手麻腳軟,劃剌的一聲,掙破了衣服,化狂風脫身而去。行者急上前,掣鐵棒,望風打了一下。那怪化萬道火光,徑轉本山而去。行者駕雲,隨後趕來,叫聲:「那裡走!你若上天,我就趕到斗牛宮;你若入地,我就追至枉死獄。」

咦!畢竟不知這一去趕至何方,有何勝敗,且聽下回分解。