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第014回 · Water Margin
الفصل الرابع عشر
Now it must be told that Lei Heng arrived at the Lingguan Hall and found the big fellow there, sleeping on the offering table. The militia soldiers moved forward, bound him with ropes, and dragged him away from the hall. It was still early—the fifth watch of the night. Lei Heng said, "Let us take this fellow to Village Head Chao's manor and beg some refreshments before we escort him to the county yamen for questioning." The whole party made their way to the village head's manor.
Now this village head of Dongxi Village was surnamed Chao, given name Gai. His family had been wealthy households of the county for generations. All his life he had been generous with his wealth and made a point of befriending bold men from every corner of the land. Whoever came to seek his shelter, good or bad, he would keep on in his manor. When they wished to leave, he would give them silver to help them on their way. He was most fond of spearplay and staff-fighting, and he himself was powerful and strong. He had never taken a wife, spending all his days toughening his body. Under the jurisdiction of Yuncheng County, outside the East Gate there were two villages: Dongxi Village and XiXi Village, separated only by a broad stream. In the old days, XiXi Village was plagued by ghosts who in broad daylight lured people into the stream to drown, and nothing could be done about it. One day a monk passed through, and the villagers told him the whole story in detail. The monk pointed out a spot and told them to carve a pagoda from blue stone, to set it in that place and suppress the stream bank. Thereupon the ghosts of XiXi Village were all driven across to Dongxi Village. When Chao Gai learned of this, he flew into a rage. He strode across the stream, seized the blue stone pagoda single-handedly, and carried it back to set it down in Dongxi Village. For this reason everyone called him "Pagoda-Lifting Heavenly King." Chao Gai ruled alone over that village, and the whole江湖 knew his name.
Presently Lei Heng and the militia soldiers, with the man under arrest, arrived at the manor and knocked at the gate. The retainers inside heard the news and reported it to the village head. Chao Gai had not yet risen. On hearing that Constable Lei had arrived, he hastily ordered the gate opened. The retainers opened the manor gate, and the soldiers first hung the man up in the gatehouse. Lei Heng himself led a dozen or so of his chief men to the thatched hall and sat down. Chao Gai rose to receive them and asked, "What official business brings the constable here?" Lei Heng replied, "By order of the county magistrate, Constable Zhu Tong and I have each led our militia to patrol the countryside in separate directions, hunting bandits and thieves. We were exhausted from walking and wished to rest briefly, so we came straight to your honored manor for a short respite—forgive the disturbance to your sleep." Chao Gai said, "That is no trouble at all!" He ordered his retainers to prepare wine and food, and first brought soup to drink. Chao Gai then asked, "Has our humble village caught any petty thieves?" Lei Heng said, "Just now, in the Lingguan Hall up ahead, there was a big fellow sleeping there. I could tell at a glance that he was no decent sort—probably drunk, and so he fell asleep. We bound him with ropes. We had meant to take him straight to the county yamen to see the magistrate, but for one thing it was still too early, and for another we thought the village head ought to know, in case the magistrate asks about it later—you would then have an answer ready. He is now hanging in your gatehouse." Chao Gai heard this, kept it in mind, and said with thanks, "Much obliged to the constable for telling me." Shortly after, the retainers brought out plates of food and wine. Chao Gai called out, "This is not a good place to talk. Let us go sit instead in the rear pavilion." He ordered the retainers to light lamps and candles inside and invited the constable to come in for a cup. Chao Gai took the host's seat; Lei Heng sat in the guest's place. Once they were seated, the retainers spread out fruits, appetizer dishes, vegetables, and food. As the retainers poured the wine, Chao Gai also ordered wine bought for the militia soldiers and the rest of the men. The retainers invited the others to the corridor to be entertained, with large platters of wine and meat for them to eat freely. Chao Gai entertained Lei Heng with wine while inwardly thinking to himself, "What petty thief could the village have caught? Let me go and see for myself who it is." After five or seven cups of wine, he called out one of his stewards: "Keep the company of the constable for a while. I will be back after I wash my hands."
The steward sat with Lei Heng and drank. Chao Gai took a lantern and went straight to the gate tower to have a look. The soldiers had all gone to drink wine—not a single one was outside. Chao Gai asked the gate-keeping retainer, "Where is the thief the constable caught?" The retainer said, "He is locked in the gatehouse." Chao Gai pushed open the door and looked inside. There, hung high up, was the fellow, his dark flesh exposed, his legs covered in thick black hair below, his feet bare. Chao Gai held the lantern up to the man's face: a broad, purplish-black face, a red birthmark at the temple, and above it a patch of dark yellowish hair. Chao Hai asked, "Fellow, where are you from? I have never seen you in our village." The man said, "I am a traveler from a distant place. I came here to seek out a certain man, but they have arrested me as a thief. I have my defense to make." Chao Gai said, "Whom did you come to seek in this village?" The man said, "I came to seek a bold hero in this village." Chao Gai said, "What is this hero called?" The man said, "He is called Village Head Chao." Chao Gai said, "What business do you have with him?" The man said, "He is a righteous hero known throughout the land. I have a great fortune to tell him about—that is why I came." Chao Gai said, "Wait here. I am Village Head Chao. If you want me to save you, you must claim to be my sister's son. In a moment, when I escort Constable Lei's prisoner out, you call me 'maternal uncle,' and I will claim you as my nephew. Say that you left here when you were four or five years old and have come now to find your uncle—that is why you don't recognize the place." The man said, "If you would rescue me thus, I am deeply grateful for your great kindness. I beg this bold hero to help me!" Truly:
*Sound asleep on an ancient shrine's stone floor,*
*Now hangs in bonds outside a thatched cottage door.*
*A fortune stolen—heaven will not condone—*
*Chao Gai breaks the siege, a deed of courage shown.*
At that time, Chao Gai took up a lantern and came out of his room, pulled the door shut again, and hastened to the rear hall to see Lei Heng. "I have been most remiss as a host," he said. Lei Heng replied, "We have imposed on you far too much—it is hardly proper." They drank several more cups of wine, and then a glimmer of daylight appeared through the window. Lei Heng said, "The east is lightening. I must take my leave and go to the county office to report for roll call." Chao Gai said, "You are an officer of the law—I dare not detain you too long. If ever you have business in our humble village, be sure to visit us." Lei Heng said, "I shall certainly come again to pay my respects—no need for the Village Head to instruct me. Please, do not trouble to see me out." Chao Gai said, "Very well, but I shall at least see you to the manor gate."
The two walked out together. The soldiers had all been given food and wine and had eaten their fill. Each took up his spear or staff, went to the gatehouse, untied the man they had bound, pinioned him, and led him outside. Chao Gai saw him and said, "A fine big fellow!" Lei Heng said, "This is the thief we caught at the Temple of the Spirit Official."
Before he had finished speaking, the man called out, "Uncle, save me!" Chao Gai pretended to look him over and demanded, "Isn't this fellow Wang Xiaosan?" The man said, "I am he. Uncle, save me." Everyone was startled. Lei Heng asked Chao Gai, "Who is this man? How does he know you, Village Head?" Chao Gai said, "He is actually my sister's son, Wang Xiaosan. What was he doing sleeping in the temple? He is my elder sister's child. He lived here from a young age, but when he was four or five, he went with my sister and her husband to Nanjing, and was gone for more than ten years. He came back once when he was fourteen or fifteen, traveling with a merchant from the capital who was trading here, and I haven't seen him since. I have often heard people say he has turned out badly—what is he doing here? I wouldn't have recognized him myself, except for that patch of cinnabar birthmark on his temple, which is how I vaguely knew him." Chao Gai shouted, "Xiaosan, why didn't you come straight to see me? Instead you went to the village to steal!" The man cried, "Uncle, I didn't steal anything!" Chao Gai shouted, "If you didn't steal, how did they catch you here?" He snatched a staff from one of the soldiers and began striking the man about the head and face. Lei Heng and the others pleaded, "Don't hit him yet—let him speak." The man said, "Uncle, calm yourself and listen to me. I came through here once when I was fourteen or fifteen, and that was ten years ago. Last night I had too much to drink on the road and didn't dare come see you. I went to the temple to sleep it off, planning to find you when I woke. I never expected them to seize me without asking any questions. I never stole anything." Chao Gai raised his staff to strike again, cursing, "You beast! Why didn't you come straight to me? Instead you went swilling that yellow brew on the road—as if my house didn't have enough to drink, you disgrace!" Lei Heng interceded, "Village Head, calm yourself. Your nephew never stole anything. We saw this big fellow sleeping in the temple under suspicious circumstances—he was a stranger and we didn't know him, so we had our doubts and brought him here. Had we known he was your nephew, we never would have seized him." He ordered the soldiers to quickly untie the ropes and release the man to the Village Head. The soldiers immediately set the man free. Lei Heng said, "Village Head, forgive us. Had we known he was your nephew, this would never have happened. We have gravely offended you. We will take our leave now." Chao Head said, "Captain, stay a moment. Please come into the manor—there is more I wish to discuss."
Lei Heng released the man, and they all went back into the thatched hall together. Chao Gai brought out ten ounces of silver and presented it to Lei Heng, saying, "Captain, I hope you will not think this too trifling and will accept it with a smile." Lei Heng said, "This is not at all necessary." Chao Gai said, "If you refuse it, you will be showing your displeasure with me." Lei Heng said, "Since it is your generous wish, I will accept it for now and find a way to repay you another day." Chao Gai told the man to bow and thank Lei Heng. Chao Gai then gave some silver to the soldiers as well, and escorted them all outside the manor gate. Lei Heng took his leave and departed with his soldiers.
Chao Gai brought the man to the rear chamber, gave him several changes of clothing, and put a headband on his head. Then he asked the man his name and where he was from. The man said, "My name is Liu Tang. My family is from Donglu Prefecture. Because of this patch of cinnabar birthmark on my temple, people call me the Red-Haired Demon. I have come specially to bring a fortune to you, Brother Village Head. Last night I got drunk and fell asleep in the temple, and before I knew it these fellows had seized me and bound me and brought me here. As the saying goes, 'Those with fate meet though a thousand miles apart; those without fate pass each other face to face and do not meet.' How fortunate that I have found you here today. Please sit, Brother, and receive my four bows." When he had finished bowing, Chao Gai said, "You say you've brought me a fortune. Where is it?"
Liu Tang said, "I have roamed the rivers and lakes since youth and traveled many roads, and I have always sought to make the acquaintance of brave men. I have often heard of your great name, Brother, and never expected fate would bring us together. I have seen merchants from Shandong and Hebei who deal in contraband goods come to seek your protection, and that is why I dare speak so. Since there are no outsiders here, I can speak openly and frankly to you." Chao Gai said, "Everyone here is someone I trust completely. Speak freely."
Liu Tang said, "I've learned that Grand Secretary Liang of the Grand Prefecture of Daming in the north has purchased a hundred thousand strings of gold, pearls, treasures, and curios, and is sending them to the Eastern Capital to celebrate his father-in-law Grand Tutor Cai's birthday. Last year he also sent a hundred thousand strings of gold and pearls, but halfway along the way, someone made off with it—and to this day, no one has been caught. This year he has again purchased a hundred thousand strings of gold and pearls, and will set out soon, trying to arrive in time for the birthday on the fifteenth day of the sixth month. I think this is ill-gotten wealth—what harm would there be in taking it? We could discuss a plan to seize it along the road. If Heaven's principle knows of it, it would not count as a crime. I have heard of your great name, brother—you are a true man, with martial arts beyond the ordinary. I am no great talent myself, but I have also learned some skills. Never mind three or five men—even if I were in the midst of one or two thousand soldiers, I would not fear them with a spear in hand. If you would not look down on me, brother, I would like to offer you this fortune. What do you think?"
Chao Gai said, "Magnificent! Let us discuss it further. Since you have come all this way, you must have endured some hardships. Go rest in the guest quarters first. I will consider this at length and we can speak again tomorrow." Chao Gui had a servant lead Liu Tang to a guest room in the side corridor to rest. The servant conducted him to the room and then went about his business.
Now Liu Tang, lying in the room, thought to himself: "What reason did I have to suffer so on this trip? Fortunately Chao Gai helped me through it and resolved the matter. But that scoundrel Lei Heng—he swindled Squire Chao out of ten taels of silver for nothing, and hung me up for a whole night! He can't have gone far. I'll grab a staff, catch up with him, beat those fellows senseless, take back the silver, and return it to Chao Gai. That will vent my anger too. This plan is excellent!" So Liu Tang left the room, took a broadsword from the weapon rack, walked out of the manor gate, and strode south in pursuit. By now the sky had brightened. He saw:
The Dipper first stretched across, the east about to turn white.
At the edge of the world the dawn light had just begun to show; at the sea's corner the fading stars gradually sank.
The golden cock crowed thrice, summoning beauties to powder and rouge;
The precious horses neighed frequently, urging travelers to contend for fame and profit.
A few streaks of rose-red clouds lay across the azure River of Heaven; a single red sun rose above the Fusang tree.
This "Red-Haired Devil" Liu Tang, gripping his broadsword, had covered five or six li when he spied Lei Heng leading his militia soldiers, slowly making their way along. Liu Tang caught up and bellowed, "You there, don't run away, Constable!"
Lei Heng was startled. He turned and saw Liu Tang brandishing a broadsword as he bore down on him. Lei Heng hastily snatched a broadsword from one of his soldiers and shouted, "What do you mean by chasing after me, you wretch?"
Liu Tang said, "You sensible fellow—leave behind those ten taels of silver and give them back to me, and I'll spare you!"
Lei Heng said, "Your uncle gave them to me. What business is it of yours? If I didn't consider your uncle's face, I'd finish you off right here—and you dare ask me for silver?"
Liu Tang said, "I am no thief! You hung me up for a whole night and swindled my uncle out of ten taels of silver. If you're smart, give them back to me and we'll be square. If you don't, I'll make you bleed before your very eyes!"
Lei Heng flew into a rage and cursed at Liu Tang: "You lying scoundrel who disgraces your own family—how dare you be so insolent!"
Liu Tang said, "You filthy scoundrel who cheats and oppresses the common people—how dare you curse me!"
Lei Heng cursed again: "Thief's head, thief's face, thief's bones—you'll surely drag Chao Gai down with you! With a thieving heart and thieving liver like yours, I can't let you get away with this!"
Liu Tang was furious. "I'll settle this with you!" He brandished his broadsword and charged straight at Lei Heng.
Lei Heng saw Liu Tang coming at him, laughed aloud, and raised his broadsword to meet him. The two clashed on the main road, and it was like this:
Back and forth they moved, like phoenixes turning their bodies;
Charging and thrusting, like hawks spreading their wings.
One thrust followed proper technique;
One parry showed natural understanding.
This one advanced with a T-shaped stance;
That one rushed in with a four-transformation maneuver.
Two lines say:
Though they may not be painted in the Lingyan Pavilion,
Yet they are worthy of being captured in a painting.
At that time, Lei Heng and Liu Tang fought on the road for more than fifty bouts with neither gaining the upper hand. The militia soldiers saw that Lei Heng could not defeat Liu Tang and were about to rush forward together to overwhelm him. Just then, from a side gate in the fence, a man came out holding two copper chains. He called out, "You two fine fellows, stop fighting! I have been watching for some time. Rest for a moment—I have something to say." With that, he thrust his copper chains between them. Both men put away their broadswords, leaped out of the fighting circle, and stood still.
Looking at this man, he appeared to be dressed like a scholar. On his head he wore a bucket-shaped forehead-wrapping kerchief with a raised ridge; his upper garment was a wide robe of black-edged hemp cloth; around his waist he had a sash of tea-brown brocade. Below, silk shoes and clean stockings. He had refined eyebrows, bright eyes, a pale face, and a long beard. This man was Wu Yong, styled Xuejiu, known by the sobriquet Master Jialiang, a native of this very county. There was once a "Lin Jiang Immortal" poem praising Wu Yong's qualities:
Ten thousand volumes of classics he has read through,
All his life his mind has been sharp and clever.
The Six Strategies and the Three Tactics he has studied to perfection.
In his breast he hides generals in battle,
In his belly he conceals mighty soldiers.
In scheming he would dare to rival Zhuge Liang,
In talent Chen Ping could no more match him.
With but a small stratagem he startles gods and ghosts.
By style he is called Wu Xuejiu,
By nickname the "Resourceful Star."
At that time, Wu Yong raised his copper chain and pointed at Liu Tang, calling out: "Hold there, you fellow! Why are you quarreling with the constable?"
Liu Tang stared at Wu Yong with his bare eyes and said: "This doesn't concern you, scholar!"
Heng interjected: "Professor, you don't know about this. This fellow slept stark naked in the Lingguan Temple last night. We arrested him and brought him to Village Head Chao's manor. It turned out he was the Village Head's nephew. Out of respect for his uncle, we released him. Chao Tianwang treated us to wine and gave us some gifts. But this fellow, keeping it from his uncle, came all the way here demanding the gifts from me. Would you say this fellow isn't audacious?"
Wu Yong thought to himself: "Chao Gai and I have been close friends since childhood. Whenever there's a matter to attend to, he consults with me. I know all his relatives and acquaintances, yet I've never heard of this nephew. Moreover, their ages don't match at all—there must be something suspicious about this. Let me first stop this quarrel, then question him further."
Wu Yong then said: "Don't be so stubborn, my man! Your uncle and I are the best of friends, and he also gets along well with this constable. He gave these gifts to the constable as a gesture of goodwill. By coming here to demand them back, you'd be damaging your uncle's reputation. For my sake, let me speak to your uncle about this myself."
Liu Tang said: "Scholar, you don't understand. My uncle didn't willingly give these to him—the constable cheated my uncle out of his silver. If he doesn't return it to me, I swear I won't leave."
Heng said: "Only if the Village Head himself comes to claim them will I return them—but not to you."
Liu Tang said: "You wrongfully accused me of being a bandit and cheated the silver from my uncle. Why won't you return it?"
Heng said: "It's not your silver. I won't return it—won't return it!"
Liu Tang said: "You won't return it? Only if my broadsword agrees to let it be!"
Wu Yong urged again: "You two have been fighting all day without a victor. How long do you intend to carry on like this?"
Liu Tang said: "If he won't return my silver, I'll fight him to the death!"
Heng flew into a rage: "If I feared you, I'd be no hero even if a soldier came to help me. I'll simply run you through with my blade!"
Liu Tang, also enraged, pounded his chest and cried: "I'm not afraid! Not afraid!" and rushed forward. Heng, gesturing wildly, rushed to meet him. The two were about to clash again.
Wu Yong stepped between them to mediate, but he couldn't stop them. Liu Tang gripped his broadsword and was just about to charge through. Heng cursed him as "Thief! Thief!" over and over and raised his broadsword, ready to fight.
Then the soldiers pointed and said: "The Village Head is coming!"
Liu Tang turned and saw Chao Gai approaching from the main road, his robe thrown open at the front. Chao Gai roared: "You beast, have some manners!"
Wu Yong laughed heartily and said: "Only the Village Head himself could have stopped this quarrel."
Chao Gai arrived, panting heavily, and asked: "Why did you come all the way here fighting with broadswords?"
Heng said: "Your nephew came chasing after me with his broadsword demanding the silver. I told him: 'I won't return it to you, but I'll return it to the Village Head himself—this is no concern of yours.' He fought fifty rounds with me. The professor has been mediating here."
Chao Gai said: "This beast—I had no idea. Constable, for my sake, please withdraw. I will come to make amends another day."
Heng said: "I know this fellow is behaving like a fool, but I won't lower myself to his level. I'm sorry to have troubled the Village Head to come all this way." He took his leave and departed. Let us leave this matter here.
Now, Wu Yong said to Chao Gai: "If you hadn't come yourself, this would have turned into a serious incident. This nephew of yours is truly extraordinary—he has excellent martial skills. I watched from behind the fence. This famous Constable Heng, who is known for his skill with the broadsword, couldn't match him—he could only defend and parry. Had they fought a few more rounds, Heng would certainly have lost his life. That's why I hurried out to separate them. Where did this nephew come from? I've never seen him at the manor before."
Chao Gai said: "I was just about to request the professor's presence at my humble manor to discuss a matter. I was about to send someone for him, but he was nowhere to be found, and the broadsword from the weapon rack was also missing. Then a herdsman reported that a large man had taken a broadsword and headed south in a hurry. I quickly followed and was fortunate that the professor had already persuaded him to stop. Please honor my humble manor with your presence. There is something I wish to discuss with you."
Wu Yong returned to his study, hung his copper chain in the library, and told the host: "When the students come, tell them that the teacher has business today and is granting a day off."
There is a poem as proof:
Literary talent no less than martial skill,
A copper chain could still dissuade the broadsword.
He delights in bold talk with men of principle,
How could he bear to sit idly with mere youths?
He lets the caged birds fly free,
And allows the frogs to leap wild in the fields.
The teacher has always been fond of action—
The students rejoice, but the host is left in distress.
Wu Yong pulled the study door shut, locked it, and went with Chao Gai and Liu Tang to the Chao family manor. Chao Gai led them straight into the innermost recesses of the rear hall and they took their seats, host and guests apart. Wu Yong asked, "Headman, who is this man?" Chao Gai said, "A fine fellow from the rivers and lakes. His surname is Liu, his given name Tang, a native of Donglu Prefecture in Luzhou. He came to me with the prospect of a handsome fortune. Last night he fell drunk asleep in the Temple of the Spirit Official, but Lei Heng seized him and brought him to my manor. I claimed him as my nephew and so got him free. He says: 'The Grand Secretary Liang of Daming Prefecture in the north has collected a hundred thousand strings of cash and jewels to send to the Eastern Capital to celebrate the birthday of his father-in-law, Grand Tutor Cai. The convoy will pass by here before long. Such ill-gotten wealth—what harm is there in taking it?' The very reason he came matches a dream I had. Last night I dreamed of the seven stars of the Big Dipper falling straight onto the ridge of my roof, and a little star at the handle turned into a streak of white light and flew away. I thought: if the stars shine on my house, how can it not be fortunate? This very morning I was about to ask you, sir, to discuss this matter with me—what do you think of it?"
Wu Yong said with a smile, "This humble scholar saw something suspicious in the way Brother Liu came rushing here, and I've guessed seven or eight parts of it. This scheme would be a fine thing, but there's one difficulty: too many men cannot do it, and too few cannot do it either. Your manor has many retainers, but not a single one of them is any use. As it stands, there are only you, Headman, Brother Liu, and myself—how can we manage this business? Even if you and Brother Liu were ten times the men you are, you could not bear such a burden alone. This affair requires at least seven or eight good fellows; any more would be useless."
Chao Gai said, "Could it be that the number in the dream must be fulfilled?" Wu Yong replied, "This dream of yours, brother, is no small matter either. Could there be others from the north who will come to help?" Wu Yong pondered for a long while, then his brows lifted and a plan formed in his heart. "I have it! I have it!" Chao Gai said, "If you already have trusted heroes in mind, go and invite them at once, and we can bring this matter to completion."
Without haste, Wu Yong raised two fingers and spoke these words—words that would, in time, turn the gathered heroes of Dongxi Manor into bold brigands, and make fishing boats in Stone Tablet Village serve as warships. Truly:
*A mouth that spoke of heaven and earth with commanding ease,*
*Came to lure men who could churn the rivers and roil the seas.*
As for whom "The Resourceful Star" Wu Yong named, listen to the next chapter.
第014回
話說當時雷橫來到靈官殿上,見了這條大漢,睡在供桌上,眾土兵向前,把條索子綁了,捉離靈官殿來,天色卻早,是五更時分。雷橫道:「我們且押這廝去晁保正莊上討些點心喫了,卻解去縣裏取問。」一行眾人卻都奔這保正莊上來。
原來那東溪村保正姓晁,名蓋,祖是本縣本鄉富戶,平生仗義疏財,專愛結識天下好漢,但有人來投奔他的,不論好歹,便留在莊上住。若要去時,又將銀兩齎助他起身。最愛剌鎗使棒,亦自身強力壯,不娶妻室,終日只是打熬筋骨。鄆城縣管下東門外有兩個村坊,一個東溪村,一個西溪村,只隔著一條大溪。當初這西溪村常常有鬼,白日迷人下水在溪裏,無可奈何。忽一日,有個僧人經過,村中人備細說知此事,僧人指個去處,教用青石鑿個寶塔,放於所在,鎮住溪邊。其時西溪村的鬼,都趕過東溪村來。那時晁蓋得知了,大怒。從溪裏走將過去,把青石寶塔獨自奪了過來東溪村放下,因此人皆稱他做「托塔天王」。晁蓋獨霸在那村坊,江湖都聞他名字。
卻早雷橫並土兵押著那漢來到莊前敲門,莊裏莊客聞知,報與保正。此時晁蓋未起,聽得報是雷都頭到來,慌忙叫開門。莊客開得莊門,眾土兵先把那漢子吊在門房裏。雷橫自引了十數個為頭的人到草堂上坐下。晁蓋起來接待,動問道:「都頭有甚公幹到這裏?」雷橫答道:「奉知縣相公鈞旨:著我與朱仝兩個引了部下土兵,分投下鄉村各處巡捕賊盜。因走得力乏,欲得少歇,逕投貴莊暫息,有驚保正安寢。」晁蓋道:「這個何妨!」一面叫莊客安排酒食管待,先把湯來喫。晁蓋動問道:「敝村曾拿得個把小賊麼?」雷橫道:「卻纔前面靈官殿上有個大漢睡著在那裏,我看那廝不是良善君子,一定是醉了,就便睡著。我們把索子縛綁了,本待便解去縣裏見官,一者忒早些,二者也要教保正知道,恐日後父母官問時,保正也好答應。現今吊在貴莊門房裏。」晁蓋聽了,記在心,稱謝道:「多虧都頭見報。」少刻莊客捧出盤饌酒食,晁蓋喝道:「此間不好說話,不如去後廳軒下少坐。」便叫莊客裏面點起燈燭,請都頭到裏面酌盃。晁蓋坐了主位,雷橫坐了客席。兩個坐定,莊客鋪下果品、按酒、菜蔬、盤饌。莊客一面篩酒,晁蓋又叫買酒與土兵眾人喫,莊客請眾人都引去廊下客位裏管待,大盤酒肉只管叫眾人喫。晁蓋一頭相待雷橫喫酒,一面自肚裏尋思:「村中有甚小賊喫他拿了?我且自去看是誰。」相陪喫了五七盃酒,便叫家裏一個主管出來:「陪奉都頭坐一坐,我去淨了手便來。」
那主管陪侍著雷橫喫酒,晁蓋卻去裏面拿了個燈籠,逕來門樓下看時,土兵都去喫酒,沒一個在外面。晁蓋便問看門的莊客:「都頭拿的賊吊在那裏?」莊客道:「在門房裏關著。」晁蓋去推開門,打一看時,只見高高吊起那漢子在裏面,露出一身黑肉,下面抓扎起兩條黑魆魆毛腿,赤著一雙腳。晁蓋把燈照那人臉時,紫黑闊臉,鬢邊一搭朱砂記,上面生一片黑黃毛。晁蓋便問道:「漢子,你是那裏人?我村中不曾見有你。」那漢道:「小人是遠鄉客人,來這裏投奔一個人,卻把我來拿做賊,我須有分辯處。」晁蓋道:「你來我這村中投奔誰?」那漢道:「我來這村中投奔一個好漢。」晁蓋道:「這好漢叫做甚麼?」那漢道:「他喚做晁保正。」晁蓋道:「你卻尋他有甚勾當?」那漢道:「他是天下聞名的義士好漢。如今我有一套富貴要與他說知,因此而來。」晁蓋道:「你且住,只我便是晁保正,卻要我救你,你只認我做娘舅之親。少刻,我送雷都頭那人出來時,你便叫我做阿舅,我便認你做外甥,只說四五歲離了這裏,今番來尋阿舅,因此不認得。」那漢道:「若得如此救護,深感厚恩,義士提攜則個!」正是:
黑甜一枕古祠中,被獲高懸草舍東。
百萬贓私天不佑,解圍晁蓋有奇功。
當時晁蓋提了燈籠,自出房來,仍舊把門拽上,急入後廳來見雷橫,說道:「甚是慢客。」雷橫道:「多多相擾,理甚不當。」兩個又喫了數盃酒,只見窗子外射入天光來,雷橫道:「東方動了,小人告退,好去縣中畫卯。」晁蓋道:「都頭官身,不敢久留。若再到敝村公幹,千萬來走一遭。」雷橫道:「卻得再來拜望,不須保正吩咐。請保正免送。」晁蓋道:「卻罷,也送到莊門口。」
兩個同走出來,那夥土兵眾人都得了酒食,喫得飽了,各自拿了鎗棒,便去門房裏解了那漢,背剪縛著帶出門外。晁蓋見了,說道:「好條大漢!」雷橫道:「這廝便是靈官廟裏捉的賊。」
說猶未了,只見那漢叫一聲:「阿舅,救我則個!」晁蓋假意看他一看,喝問道:「兀的這廝不是王小三麼?」那漢道:「我便是,阿舅救我。」眾人喫了一驚。雷橫便問晁蓋道:「這人是誰?如何卻認得保正?」晁蓋道:「原來是我外甥王小三。這廝如何在廟裏歇?乃是家姐的孩兒,從小在這裏過活,四五歲時隨家姐夫和家姐上南京去住,一去了十數年。這廝十四五歲又來走了一遭,跟個本京客人來這裏販賣,向後再不曾見面。多聽得人說這廝不成器,如何卻在這裏?小可本也認他不得,為他鬢邊有這一搭朱砂記,因此影影認得。」晁蓋喝道:「小三,你如何不逕來見我?卻去村中做賊!」那漢叫道:「阿舅,我不曾做賊。」晁蓋喝道:「你既不做賊,如何拿你在這裏?」奪過土兵手裏棍棒,劈頭劈臉便打。雷橫並眾人勸道:「且不要打,聽他說。」那漢道:「阿舅息怒,且聽我說:自從十四五歲時來走了這遭,如今不是十年了?昨夜路上多喫了一盃酒,不敢來見阿舅,權去廟裏睡得醒了,卻來尋阿舅;不想被他們不問事由,將我拿了,卻不曾做賊。」晁蓋拿起棍來又要打,口裏罵道:「畜生!你卻不逕來見我,且在路上貪噇這口黃湯,我家中沒得與你喫,辱沒殺人!」雷橫勸道:「保正息怒,你令甥本不曾做賊。我們見他偌大一條大漢在廟裏睡得蹺蹊,亦且面生,又不認得,因此設疑,捉了他來這裏。若早知是保正的令甥,定不拿他。」喚土兵快解了綁縛的索子,放還保正。眾土兵登時放了那漢。雷橫道:「保正休怪,早知是令甥,不致如此,甚是得罪,小人們回去。」晁蓋道:「都頭且住,請入小莊,再有話說。」
雷橫放了那漢,一齊再入草堂裏來。晁蓋取出十兩花銀送與雷橫,說道:「都頭休嫌輕微,望賜笑留。」雷橫道:「不當如此。」晁蓋道:「若是不肯收受時,便是怪小人。」雷橫道:「既是保正厚意,權且收受,改日卻得報答。」晁蓋叫那漢拜謝了雷橫,晁蓋又取些銀兩賞了眾土兵,再送出莊門外。雷橫相別了,引著土兵自去。
晁蓋卻同那漢到後軒下,取幾件衣裳與他換了,取頂頭巾與他戴了,便問那漢姓甚名誰,何處人氏。那漢道:「小人姓劉,名唐,祖貫東潞州人氏,因這鬢邊有這搭朱砂記,人都喚小人做赤髮鬼,特地送一套富貴來與保正哥哥。昨夜晚了,因醉倒廟裏,不想被這廝們捉住,綁縛了來,正是『有緣千里來相會,無緣對面不相逢』。今日幸得在此,哥哥坐定,受劉唐四拜。」拜罷,晁蓋道:「你且說送一套富貴與我,現在何處?」
劉唐道:「小人自幼飄蕩江湖,多走途路,專好結識好漢,往往多聞哥哥大名,不期有緣得遇。曾見山東、河北做私商的,多曾來投奔哥哥,因此劉唐敢說這話。這裏別無外人,方可傾心吐膽對哥哥說。」晁蓋道:「這裏都是我心腹人,但說不妨。」
劉唐道:「小弟打聽得北京大名府梁中書收買十萬貫金珠、寶貝、玩器等物,送上東京,與他丈人蔡太師慶生辰。去年也曾送十萬貫金珠寶貝,來到半路裏,不知被誰人打劫了,至今也無捉處。今年又收買十萬貫金珠寶貝,早晚安排起程,要趕這六月十五日生辰。小弟想此一套是不義之財,取之何礙!便可商議個道理去半路上取了,天理知之,也不為罪。聞知哥哥大名,是個真男子,武藝過人。小弟不才,頗也學得本事,休道三五個漢子,便是一二千軍馬隊中,拿條鎗,也不懼他。倘蒙哥哥不棄時,獻此一套富貴,不知哥哥心內如何?」晁蓋道:「壯哉!且再計較。你既來這裏,想你喫了些艱辛,且去客房裏將息少歇。待我從長商議,來日說話。」晁蓋叫莊客引劉唐廊下客房裏歇息,莊客引到房中,也自去幹事了。
且說劉唐在房裏尋思道:「我著甚來由,苦惱這遭!多虧晁蓋完成,解脫了這件事。只叵耐雷橫那廝平白騙了晁保正十兩銀子,又吊我一夜。想那廝去未遠,我不如拿了條棒趕上去,齊打翻了那廝們,卻奪回那銀子,送還晁蓋,也出一口惡氣。此計大妙。」劉唐便出房門,去鎗架上拿了一條朴刀,便出莊門,大踏步投南趕來。此時天色已明,但見:
北斗初橫,東方欲白。
天涯曙色纔分,海角殘星漸落。
金雞三唱,喚佳人傅粉施朱;
寶馬頻嘶,催行客爭名競利。
幾縷丹霞橫碧漢,一輪紅日上扶桑。
這「赤髮鬼」劉唐挺著朴刀,趕了五六里路,卻早望見雷橫引著土兵,慢慢地行將去。劉唐趕上來,大喝一聲:「兀那都頭不要走!」
雷橫喫了一驚,回過頭來,見是劉唐撚著朴刀趕來。雷橫慌忙去土兵手裏奪條朴刀拿著,喝道:「你那廝趕將來做甚麼?」劉唐道:「你曉事的,留下那十兩銀子還了我,我便饒了你!」雷橫道:「是你阿舅送我的,干你甚事?我若不看你阿舅面上,直結果了你這廝性命,剗地問我取銀子?」劉唐道:「我須不是賊,你卻把我吊了一夜,又騙我阿舅十兩銀子。是會的將來還我,佛眼相看;你若不還我,叫你目前流血!」雷橫大怒,指著劉唐大罵道:「辱門敗戶的謊賊,怎敢無禮!」劉唐道:「你那詐害百姓的腌臟潑才,怎敢罵我!」雷橫又罵道:「賊頭賊臉賊骨頭,必然要連累晁蓋!你這等賊心賊肝,我行須使不得!」劉唐大怒道:「我來和你見個輸贏。」撚著朴刀,直奔雷橫。雷橫見劉唐趕上來,呵呵大笑,挺手中朴刀來迎。兩個就大路上廝併,但見:
一來一往,似鳳翻身;
一撞一衝,如鷹展翅。
一個照搠,盡依良法;
一個遮攔,自有悟頭。
這個丁字腳,搶將入來;
那個四換頭,奔將進去。
兩句道:
雖然不上凌煙閣,只此堪描入畫圖。
當時雷橫和劉唐就路上鬥了五十餘合,不分勝敗。眾土兵見雷橫贏劉唐不得,卻待都要一齊上併他。只見側首籬門開處,一個人掣兩條銅鏈,叫道:「你們兩個好漢且不要鬥,我看了多時,權且歇一歇,我有話說。」便把銅鏈就中一隔,兩個都收住了朴刀,跳出圈子外來,立住了腳。看那人時,似秀才打扮,戴一頂桶子樣抹眉梁頭巾,穿一領皂沿邊麻布寬衫,腰繫一條茶褐鑾帶;下面絲鞋淨襪,生得眉清目秀,面白鬚長。這人乃是「智多星」吳用,表字學究,道號加亮先生,祖貫本鄉人氏。曾有一首臨江仙贊吳用的好處:萬卷經書曾讀過,平生機巧心靈,六韜三略究來精。胸中藏戰將,腹內隱雄兵。謀略敢欺諸葛亮,陳平豈敵才能。略施小計鬼神驚。字稱吳學究,人號「智多星」。
當時吳用手提銅鏈,指著劉唐叫道:「那漢且住,你因甚和都頭爭執?」劉唐光著眼看吳用道:「不干你秀才事!」雷橫便道:「教授不知,這廝夜來赤條條地睡在靈官廟裏,被我們拿了這廝,帶到晁保正莊上。原來卻是保正的外甥,看他母舅面上放了他。晁天王請我們喫了酒,送些禮物與我。這廝瞞了他阿舅,直趕到這裏問我取,你道這廝大膽麼?」吳用尋思道:「晁蓋我都是自幼結交,但有些事,便和我相議計較。他的親眷相識,我都知道,不曾見有這個外甥。亦且年甲也不相登,必有些蹺蹊。我且勸開了這場鬧,卻再問他。」吳用便道:「大漢休執迷,你的母舅與我至交,又和這都頭亦過得好,他便送些人情與這都頭,你卻來討了,也須壞了你母舅面皮。且看小生面,我自與你母舅說。」劉唐道:「秀才,你不省得。這個不是我阿舅甘心與他,他詐取了我阿舅的銀兩;若是不還我,誓不回去。」雷橫道:「只除是保正自來取,便還他,卻不還你。」劉唐道:「你屈冤人做賊,詐了銀子,怎地不還?」雷橫道:「不是你的銀子,不還,不還!」劉唐道:「你不還!只除問得我手裏朴刀肯便罷。」吳用又勸:「你兩個鬥了半日,又沒輸贏,只管鬥到幾時是了?」劉唐道:「他不還我銀子,直和他拚個你死我活便罷。」雷橫大怒道:「我若怕你,添個土兵來併你,也不算好漢。我自好歹搠翻你便罷!」劉唐大怒,拍著胸前叫道:「不怕!不怕!」便趕上來。這邊雷橫便指手劃腳也趕攏來。兩個又要廝併。這吳用橫身在裏面勸,那裏勸得住。劉唐撚著朴刀,正待鑽將過來。雷橫口裏千賊萬賊罵,挺起朴刀,只待要鬥。只見眾土兵指道:「保正來了。」
劉唐回身看時,只見晁蓋披著衣裳,前襟攤開,從大路上趕來,大喝道:「畜生不得無禮!」那吳用大笑道:「須是保正自來,方纔勸得這場鬧。」晁蓋趕得氣喘,問道:「你怎的趕來這裏鬥朴刀?」雷橫道:「你的令甥拿著朴刀趕來問我取銀子。小人道:『不還你,我自送還保正,非干你事。』他和小人鬥了五十合,教授解勸在此。」晁蓋道:「這畜生,小人並不知道,都頭看小人之面請回,自當改日登門陪話。」雷橫道:「小人也知那廝胡為,不與他一般見識,又勞保正遠出。」作別自去,不在話下。
且說吳用對晁蓋說道:「不是保正自來,幾乎做出一場大事。這個令甥端的非凡,是好武藝。小生在籬笆裏看了。這個有名慣使朴刀的雷都頭,也敵不過,只辦得架隔遮攔。若再鬥幾合,雷橫必然有失性命,因此小人慌忙出來間隔了。這個令甥從何而來?往常時莊上不曾見有。」晁蓋道:「卻待正要求請先生到敝莊商議句話,正欲使人來,只是不見了他,鎗架上朴刀又沒尋處。只見牧童報說,一個大漢拿條朴刀望南一直趕去,我慌忙隨後追得來,早是得教授諫勸住了。請尊步同到敝莊,有句話計較計較。」那吳用還至書齋,掛了銅鏈在書房裏,吩咐主人家道:「學生來時,說道先生今日有幹,權放一日假。」有詩為證:文才不下武才高,銅鏈猶能勸朴刀。只愛雄談偕義士,豈甘枯坐伴兒曹。放他眾鳥籠中出,許爾群蛙野外跳。自是先生多好動,學生歡喜主人焦。
吳用拽上書齋門,將鎖鎖了,同晁蓋、劉唐到晁家莊上。晁蓋逕邀入後堂深處,分賓而坐。吳用問道:「保正,此人是誰?」晁蓋道:「江湖上好漢,此人姓劉,名唐,是東潞州人氏。因此有一套富貴,特來投奔我。夜來他醉臥在靈官廟裏,卻被雷橫捉了,拿到我莊上,我因認他做外甥,方得脫身。他說:『有北京大名府梁中書收買十萬貫金珠寶貝,送上東京,與他丈人蔡太師慶生辰,早晚從這裏經過,此等不義之財,取之何礙!』他來的意,正應我一夢。我昨夜夢見北斗七星,直墜在我屋脊上,斗柄上另有一顆小星,化道白光去了。我想星照本家,安得不利?今早正要求請教授商議,此一件事若何?」吳用笑道:「小生見劉兄趕得來蹺蹊,也猜個七八分了。此一事卻好,只是一件,人多做不得,人少又做不得。宅上空有許多莊客,一個也用不得。如今只有保正、劉兄、小生三人,這件事如何團弄?便是保正與劉兄十分了得,也擔負不下。這段事須得七八個好漢方可,多也無用。」晁蓋道:「莫非要應夢之星數?」吳用便道:「兄長這一夢也非同小可,莫非北地上再有扶助的人來?」吳用尋思了半晌,眉頭一縱,計上心來,說道:「有了!有了!」晁蓋道:「先生既有心腹好漢,可以便去請來,成就這件事。」
吳用不慌不忙,疊兩個指頭,說出這句話來,有分教,東溪莊上,聚義漢翻作強人;石碣村中,打魚船權為戰艦。正是:
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