Chapter 104
第104回 · Water Margin
Chapter 104
Wang Qing burst into Ding Mountain Fort, where there were five or six hundred households. The stage stood in the wheat field east of the fort. The singing girl had not yet appeared; around the stage, thirty or four tables on all four sides were ringed with people throwing dice and gambling. The names of the dice games were many:
Six Winds, Five Pips, Fire-Burned Fur, Red Hollow
Then there were those tossing coins, squatting on the ground in some twenty clusters. Their games also had many names:
Pure Chaos, Three Backs, Eight Forks
The dice-players were shouting their numbers, the coin-tossers calling out sides; some mingled laughter with cursing, some fought in earnest. Those who lost stripped off their clothes and shoes, even pawning garments, to try for a win—neglecting work, forgetting food and sleep, only to lose again. The winners strutted proudly, swaggering east and west, prowling north and south, looking for another round to play. Their purses, sashes, and sleeves were stuffed with silver and cash, yet when accounts were settled at the end, they had won little—for the riggers and the cutpockets had skimmed the top. But enough of the gambling scene. There were also village women and farm wives who had abandoned their hoes and watering, coming in twos and three and groups, lifting their dark mud-like faces, showing their gold-like teeth, staring blankly, waiting for the singing girl to appear. They were all born of mothers and fathers like her—so why was she so beautiful, and why did so many people come to gaze at her? At this time, not only people from nearby villages but city folk as well had come out to watch, trampling ten or more acres of green wheat into nothing.
But let us not dwell on these details. Wang Qing had been watching idly for a while, when the sight stirred his itch to play. Inside the stage area, in the crowd, there was a big fellow with both hands leaning on a table, sitting on a stool. The man had round eyes, a broad face, wide shoulders, and a narrow waist. On the table lay five strings of cash, a dice bowl, and six dice, but no one had come to gamble with him. Wang Qing thought to himself: "Since I got into that legal trouble until now, it has been over ten months since I last had a go at this game. Brother Fan Quan gave me a silver ingot the other day to buy firewood with—I'll use it as my stake and throw a few rounds with this fellow, win a few strings of cash to buy fruit on the way back." At once Wang Qing took out the silver, tossed it on the table, and said to the man, "Let's have a casual throw." The man glanced at Wang Qing and said, "Come on then, if you want to play." He had barely finished speaking when a man pushed forward from the crowd at the front table—tall and large, looking much like the man seated there. He said to Wang Qing: "Baldy, that ingot of his—how can he stake it? Give me the silver. I have cash here. If you win, you only need to add twenty cash per string." Wang Qing said, "Excellent!" He bet two strings with the man, who had already deducted twenty cash from each string in advance. Wang Qing said, "Fine!" Then he arranged with the big man to play Red Hollow. After only two or three rounds, another man pressed forward to stake and wait his turn. Now Wang Qing was a seasoned gambler from the Eastern Capital. He could read the dice bowl, knew how to dodge and manipulate the throws, was cunning and deceitful, and could collude with the stakeholder to cheat. The cutpocket, taking advantage of the commotion, slipped over to another table. The man who had come forward said Wang Qing was throwing too fiercely, took his stake back, and only skimmed the house's cut for the big man. Wang Qing won two strings in a row in one breath, got hot, and threw with growing confidence—three reds, four clusters, he kept throwing them out. The man, desperate to recoup his losses, threw only the worst hands—a collapsing Little Four that never let go. Wang Qing threw a nine, and the man somehow turned up a reversed eight. In less than two hours, the man's five strings of cash were gone entirely. Wang Qing threaded two strings with a rope and set them aside, intending to find the man to redeem his stake, then bound up the three remaining strings. Just as he was about to shoulder the cash, the loser shouted, "Where do you think you're taking that money? It's fresh from the furnace—too hot to handle!" Wang Qing flared: "It's what you lost to me—what kind of bird-shit talk is that?" The man glared with his round, fierce eyes and cursed: "Dog spawn! You dare insult your lord?" Wang Qing cursed back: "Country bumpkin! I'm only afraid you'll punch me in the belly and your fist won't come out—that's why I'm taking the money!" The man raised both fists and struck at Wang Qing's face. Wang Qing dodged sideways, seized the man's hands as they came, drove his right elbow into the man's chest, and hooked the man's left foot with his right foot. The man had brute strength but knew nothing of throwing technique—he crashed backward, face up, back on the ground. The onlookers all laughed. The man tried to struggle up, but Wang Qing pressed him down and hammered away at his most vulnerable spots. The cutpocket who had been there earlier came over but neither mediated nor helped—he simply snatched all the cash from the table and made off. Wang Qing, in a fury, abandoned the man on the ground and strode after him. Just then, a woman burst from the crowd and shouted: "You there—have some manners! I am here!" Wang Qing looked at the woman. She was thus:
Her eyes were large and fierce; her brows coarse and full of killing intent.
Her body was coarse and clumsy, with no trace of graceful charm;
Her face was thick and rough, relying entirely on powder and grease for cover.
Unusual hairpins stuffed her head; fashionable bracelets bared both arms.
She often moved stone mortars, mocking others for panting in breathlessness;
She regularly lifted well-curbs, boasting that her strength cost her nothing.
She had no idea how to thread a needle—but kicking and punching were her specialty.
The woman was about twenty-four or twenty-five years of age. She took off her outer jacket, rolled it into a ball, and tossed it onto a table. Beneath it she wore a close-fitting jacket with narrow sleeves like arrow shafts, a short jacket of parrot-green, and over that a pair of wide-legged purple silk trousers. She stepped forward, raised her fists, and came at Wang Qing. Wang Qing saw that she was a woman, and also noticed that the moment she raised her fists she left herself wide open. He meant to toy with her, deliberately refraining from using a quick throw. He too drew up his fists, set his guard, and opened his stance to grapple with the woman. Behold:
He planted his feet in the Great Four-Level stance, she kicked up with the Double Flying Kick.
The Immortal Points the Way, Laozi Rides the Crane.
Twisting phoenix elbow, she advanced toward his heart; a cannon to the forehead threatened his brow.
She raised her heel and stamped the crouching dragon; he twisted his wrist and grasped the sky pouch.
The woman there executed the "Covering the Head and Scattering Flowers";
The man here performed the "Circling the Waist and Threaded Lasso."
The two were like folding fans fluttering in the wind; in no time, like a sudden rain that hastens the fall of blossoms.
By this time the singing girl had already gone on stage to perform her comic play. When the crowd saw this man and woman grappling, they all rushed over, surrounding the two in a ring to watch. The woman saw that Wang Qing could do nothing but parry and block, having no skill at pressing in. She spotted an opening and used the "Black Tiger Steals the Heart" move, driving a fist straight at Wang Qing's chest. Wang Qing shifted his body to one side; the woman's blow landed on empty air, and she could not pull her fist back in time. Wang Qing seized the moment, caught her, and with a single throw sent her crashing to the ground. Just as she hit the floor, he smoothly scooped her up again in his arms. This move was called "Tiger Embracing the Head." Wang Qing said, "Don't dirty your clothes. Don't blame me for the rough treatment—you came looking for me." The woman showed no trace of shame or anger. On the contrary, she praised Wang Qing: "Well done! Excellent boxing and kicking! You really have strength in your joints!" The men who had lost their money and been beaten, along with the two fellows who had snatched the cash, pushed through the crowd and advanced together, shouting: "You donkey-fucking, cocksucking dog spawn! How dare you throw our sister?" Wang Qing shouted back in defiance: "You filthy, stinking village turtle who lost his own money and had his cronies steal mine—and now you spew filth at me!" He rushed forward and swung his fists. Then a man burst from the crowd and stepped between them, blocking one and a half men and six fists, calling out in a loud voice: "Elder Brother Li, don't be disrespectful! Second Brother Brother Duan and Fifth Brother Brother Duan, don't throw your punches either! We're all from the same soil—if there's something to say, say it properly!" When Wang Qing looked, it was Fan Quan. The three men indeed stopped their hands. Fan Quan quickly bowed to the woman. "Greetings, Third Sister." The woman also returned the courtesy and asked, "Is Elder Brother Li a relative of the theatre manager?" Fan Quan said, "He's my cousin." The woman said, "Truly outstanding boxing and kicking!" Wang Quan said to Fan Quan, "I can't stand it—that scoundrel lost his own money, yet he had his cronies snatch mine." Fan Quan laughed and said, "This is Second Brother and Fifth Brother's trade. Why did you go and make trouble with them?" Over there, Duan the Second and Duan the Fifth stared with their four eyes at their sister. The woman said, "For Manager Fan's sake, let's not quarrel with him. Bring that ingot of silver here!" When Duan the Fifth saw his sister urging him, and considering that his sister was a formidable woman, he said, "I lost it myself," and had to produce the original ingot of silver and hand it to his sister, Third Sister. Third Sister gave it to Fan Quan and said, "Here's the original silver. Take it!" With that, she pulled Duan the Second and Duan the Fifth along, parted the crowd, and left. Fan Quan also took Wang Qing and went straight back to the thatched farmstead.
Fan Quan reproached Wang Qing: "For the sake of your mother, I've shouldered a sea of risk to keep you here. If an amnesty comes, I'll make arrangements for you again. But how can you be so restless! Duan the Second and Duan the Fifth are the most cunning and vicious; that sister, Duan San-niang, is even more treacherous. People have given her the nickname 'The Tiger's Lair.' How many sons of good families has she lured and ruined? When she was fifteen, she married a husband. That husband was truly a muddle-headed fool—in less than a year, she roasted and killed him. Relying on her strength, she and Duan the Second and Duan the Fifth specialize in going out to pick fights and stir up trouble, earning that ill-gotten money. Which village in the neighborhood doesn't fear them? They take in those singing girls specifically to lure people into gambling. Which table isn't a trap of theirs? Brother, why did you go there looking for trouble? If your identity is exposed, the disaster for both of us will not be small." Wang Qing was left speechless by Fan Quan's words. Fan Quan rose and said to Wang Qing, "I have to go to my duty at the prefecture. I'll come see you again tomorrow."
Let us not speak of Fan Quan entering Fangzhou City. We shall tell instead of that day, Wang Qing, resting as evening fell. Nothing worth recounting happened that night. The next morning, having just finished washing and dressing, he was told by a farmhand: "Old Duan the Elder has come to see the young master." Wang Qing had no choice but to go out and greet him. The old man proved to be a weathered fellow with a wrinkled face and silver whiskers. After the exchange of courtesies, host and guest took their seats. Old Duan the Elder looked Wang Qing over from head to toe and said, "Truly a man of imposing stature!" Then he asked Wang Qing where he was from, how he had come here, what relation Director Fan was to him, and whether he had ever taken a wife. Wang Qing found the questions suspicious, so he fabricated a string of lies to fend them off: "This one is from Xijing. Both my parents are dead, and my wife has also passed away. Director Fan and I are maternal cousins. Last year, Director Fan came to Xijing on official business and saw that I was all alone with no one to look after me, so he brought me here. I know a bit of boxing and staff fighting. Later, when a suitable opportunity arises, I intend to seek a position here in this prefecture." When Old Duan the Elder heard this, he was overjoyed. He asked Wang Qing's year, month, day, and hour of birth, then took his leave.
After some time had passed, and Wang Qing was still feeling uneasy, someone pushed open the door and entered, asking, "Is Director Fan here? And is this Master Li?" The two men stared at each other in mutual bewilderment, each thinking: "We have met before." No sooner had they exchanged greetings than they were about to question each other when Fan Quan arrived. The three sat down. Fan Quan said, "Master Li, what brings you here?" Hearing this, Wang Qing suddenly remembered: "He is Li Zhu, the fortune-teller." Li Zhu also recalled: "He is from Dongjing, surnamed Wang, and once came to me for a divination." Li Zhu said to Fan Quan, "Director, I have never before had the honor of visiting you. May I ask—do you have a relative called Master Li the Eldest?" Fan Quan pointed at Wang Qing and said: "This very man is my cousin, Master Li the Eldest." Wang Qing took up the thread and said: "This one's original surname is Li. The Wang was my maternal grandfather's surname." Li Zhu clapped his hands and laughed. "My memory serves me well! I said he was surnamed Wang—we met before at the front of Kaifeng Prefecture in Dongjing." Wang Qing saw that he had revealed the details and lowered his head without a word. Li Zhu said to Wang Qing: "Since we parted, I returned to Jingnan, where I met a remarkable man who taught me swordsmanship and the subtle art of Ziping's fate-calculation. That is why people call me 'Golden Sword Master.' Recently, hearing that Fangzhou is a lively place, I came here to ply my trade during the festival season. The Duan brothers, knowing I possess swordsmanship, asked me to teach them the art of combat, so they have kept me in their household. Just now Old Duan the Elder returned and asked me to calculate your destiny. Where could one find such an excellent set of birth characters? In days to come, your fortune will be beyond all reckoning. At present, the Red Phoenix star shines upon you—there should be a joyous occasion. Third Sister Duan and Old Duan the Elder are overjoyed and wish to take you as their son-in-law. I have come here today, on this auspicious date, to act as matchmaker. Third Sister's birth characters are most auspicious for a husband. I have just cast the horoscopes: a copper basin and an iron broom—a perfectly matched couple. Arrange it so that I may drink a cup of the wedding wine!"
Fan Quan listened to all this, pondered for a while, and thought to himself: "That Duan family is cunning and stubborn. If they refuse this match, or if some trouble should come of it, the harm would be no small matter. I had better make the best of the situation." So he said to Li Zhu: "So that is how it stands! I am obliged to Old Duan the Elder and Third Sister for their kind intentions. It is only that this cousin of mine is rough and uncouth—how could he make a suitable bridegroom?" Li Zhu said: "Ah! Director, you need not be so modest. Over there, Third Sister cannot stop praising the young master!" Fan Quan said: "Then it is settled, and most excellent! I may act as go-between on his behalf." He took from his side a five-tael ingot of silver and presented it to Li Zhu, saying: "The village has nothing worthy to offer. Please accept this small token to cover tea and fruit. When the matter is concluded, I shall reward you handsomely." Li Zhu said: "How can I accept this?" Fan Quan said: "I am ashamed, truly ashamed! Only one thing: Master, do not mention that he has two surnames. In all matters, I trust you to handle things with care." Li Zhu was a star-reader and diviner; having received the silver, he thanked Fan Quan and Wang Qing profusely, then went back to the Duan family estate to make his report. What did he care about one surname or two, good people or bad? He played the busybody matchmaker, cheating them of wine and food and pocketing their copper cash. Moreover, Third Sister Duan herself had set her heart on the man she fancied. The whole family feared her in daily life—even Old Duan the Elder dared not cross her. And so this matter was settled as soon as it was proposed.
Li Zhu went back and forth between the two families as a go-between, hoping to negotiate a larger bride-price so that the Old Man of the Moon might prosper. Fan Quan, however, feared that a lavish betrothal ceremony would attract unwanted attention from the authorities, and after some discussion both sides agreed to dispense with all formalities. Duan the Elder, being a frugal man who managed his household with care, was all the more pleased and at once chose an auspicious day for the wedding. He selected the twenty-second of that month, slaughtered sheep and pigs, caught fish and frogs, and prepared nothing more than big bowls of wine and large platters of meat. He invited a few male relatives and female kin to partake of the wedding feast, but the music of flutes and drums, the wedding candles in the bridal chamber—all of these were dispensed with entirely. Fan Quan had a new set of clothes made for Wang Qing and delivered them to the Duan family's estate. Then, having business with the local authorities, Fan Quan took his leave first. Wang Qing and San-niang's exchange of bows and the nuptial rites were likewise carried out in a perfunctory manner. Duan the Elder spread the feast out on the thatched hall, where some twenty-odd relatives, together with his own son, the new son-in-law, and the matchmaker Li Zhu, drank wine all day long, not dispersing until dusk. Those relatives who lived nearby all took their leave and departed; those who remained because they lived too far away to return that same night were Uncle Fang Han and his wife, younger cousin Qiuxiang and his family, and Duan Er's brother-in-law Shi Jun and his household. The three men rested in the eastern wing outside; the three women, all rather forward sorts, brought some food and wine to warm the bridal chamber for Wang Qing and San-niang. Laughing and chatting merrily, they drank another round before finally putting things in order and retiring. Then the servant girls and old nurses came to the bridal chamber to make the bed and fold the quilts, invited the new master and his lady to rest, pulled the door shut from outside, and discreetly went their separate ways.
San-niang had been out in public since she was young, and besides, she was a woman of experience—a practiced hand—who felt no particular shame or modesty. At once she took off her hairpins and rings, then slipped off her jacket. Wang Qing was a dissolute fellow, and since his brush with the law he had gone without a woman for a dozen months or more. San-niang, though she had thick eyebrows and large eyes and could not compare with the dainty and slender Niu-shi in allure and grace, stood before the lamp with her chest bared, untying her red undergarment and revealing her snow-white, full, milky breasts. Wang Qing's lust was stirred at once, and he moved to embrace the woman. San-niang slapped him across the face with the palm of her hand and said, "Don't be such a pest—what's the rush?" The two then embraced and got into bed, slipping beneath the quilt to share the pillow and their pleasures. Indeed:
One was a village woman who had lost her virtue; the other a convict who had dealt in violence. Both had faces three inches thick, and feet a full ten inches long. One panted and gasped for real, like an ox bellowing by the willow trees; the other feigned coy and stammering speech, exactly like an oriole warbling among the flowers. With no silk stockings on, two bare feet showed at the shoulders; with her golden hairpin askew, a cloud of dark hair piled beside the pillow. They had yet to swear oaths of eternal devotion, yet they managed a thousand tender entanglements; there was no bashful shrinking from the clouds and rain, yet they worked ten thousand bewitching wiles.
That night, outside the bridal chamber, there was yet another matter that set mouths agape with laughter. The wives of Fang Han, Qiuxiang, and Shi Jun were all young women, and their faces were flushed red from drinking. Instead of going to sleep, they pulled the wives of Duan Er and Duan Wu aside and stole quietly outside the bridal chamber, pressing their ears to the partition wall to eavesdrop. Every sound from within was heard by them in perfect detail. Wang Qing was a seasoned rake, well versed in the arts of the bedchamber, and seeing that his wife was eager, he exerted himself to the utmost to please her. The group of women outside, listening as things grew most intense, found that their undergarments were soaked through without their even realizing it.
The women were there jesting and teasing, pinching and poking one another, when Duan Er rushed in and shouted, "How can this be! How can this be! You have no idea of the danger, still playing and laughing here!" The women all broke into a cold sweat, but could find no way to deal with the situation. Duan Er cried again, "Sister, San-niang, get up quickly! A disaster has taken to your bed!" Duan Sanniang was at the height of her pleasure and instead rebuked Duan Er for the intrusion. From the bed she answered, "What matter could there be in the middle of the night, that you should make such a fuss?" Duan Er shouted again, "The fire is singeing the bird's feathers! You still don't know whether you're dead or alive!" Wang Qing, whose mind was already on urgent matters, told his wife to get dressed, and they went out together to ask what had happened. The women all scattered. Wang Qing had just stepped through the doorway when Duan Er grabbed him by the hand and pulled him to the front hall, where Fan Quan was wailing and lamenting, like an ant on a hot pan, not knowing which way to turn. Presently Duan the Old Master, Duan Wu, and Duan Sanniang all arrived. It turned out that Huang Da, from Gongjia Village east of Xin'an County, had recovered from the wounds he had received in the beating. He had learned where Wang Qing's actual whereabouts were and had gone last night to report to the prefect of Fangzhou. The prefect, Zhang Guxing, issued an official document and dispatched a constable with local soldiers to arrest the criminal Wang Qing, along with Fan Quan who had harbored him and the entire Duan household. Fan Quan, having a good relationship with the prefecture's clerk Xue Kongmu, had secretly received advance word of the matter. Abandoning his family, he had fled here in an instant, and in a moment the government troops would be upon them! They would all face prosecution! The people stamped their feet and beat their breasts, as if a chicken coop had been overturned, and in their panic they cursed Wang Qing and shamed Sanniang. Just as they was in an uproar, from the east wing of the hall emerged the fortune-teller "Golden Sword Gentleman" Li Zhu, who stepped forward and said, "If you gentlemen wish to escape disaster, you must listen to my words." The crowd rushed forward to press him with questions. Li Zhu said, "Since matters have come to this, of the thirty-six strategies, running away is the best." The crowd said, "Where shall we run?" Li Zhu said, "Twenty li west from here stands Fang Mountain." The crowd said, "That is where bandits roam." Li Zhu laughed and said, "How dull you all are! Do you still want to be law-abiding citizens?" The crowd said, "What do you mean?" Li Zhu said, "Liao Li, the chief of Fang Mountain Stockade, is an old acquaintance of mine. He has five or six hundred men under him, and the government troops cannot capture him. There is no time to lose—quickly pack your valuables and go there to join his band, and you will escape this calamity." Fang Han and the five other men and women, fearing that their relatives might be implicated and arrested in the future, and further urged on by Wang Qing and Duan Sanniang, found no alternative but to take this path. They gathered whatever valuables the manor had and packed them up at once, while at the same time lighting thirty or forty torches. Wang Qing, Duan Sanniang, Duan Er, Duan Wu, Fang Han, Qiu Xiang, Shi Jun, Li Zhu, and Fan Quan—nine persons in all—dressed themselves properly. Each girded on a waist sword and took a broad sabre from the weapon rack. They called together the manor retainers, and those willing to go numbered over forty, all properly bound and prepared. Wang Qing, Li Zhu, and Fan Quan led the way, while Fang Han, Qiu Xiang, and Shi Jun escorted the women in the middle. Fortunately, the five women all had hoe-like feet, yet they could keep pace with the men. Duan Sanniang, Duan Er, and Duan Wu brought up the rear, setting fires at both the front and back of the manor. With a shout, the crowd seized their weapons and swarmed westward in a body. The neighbors and nearby villagers, who had always feared the Duan family as they would tigers, now saw them marching with torches and weapons and not knowing what was happening, all shut their doors—not one dared to bar their way.
Wang Qing and his party had traveled barely four or five li when they encountered the constable and local soldiers, who had come with Huang Da to capture them. The constable stepped forward, but Wang Qing's blade flashed and fell, cutting him in two. Li Zhu, Duan Sanniang, and the others surged forward, scattering the soldiers. Huang Da too was killed by Wang Qing.
Wang Qing's party arrived at the foot of Fang Mountain Stockade in the fifth watch of the night. Li Zhu proposed that he should go up the mountain first to plead with Liao Li before bringing the rest of the group up to join the band. The patrolling outlaws below saw the torches flickering wildly at the foot of the mountain and went to report to their chief. Liao Li suspected it was government troops. He had long despised them as useless, so he hastily rose, donned his armor, took up his spear, opened the stockade gate, assembled his men, and marched down the mountain to repel the enemy. Wang Qing saw fires flare up on the mountain and many men descending, and made ready for action. Liao Li came straight down to the foot of the mountain and saw many men and women, at once judging that these were not government soldiers. Liao Li leveled his spear and roared, "You pack of birds—why have you come to disturb my mountain stockade and stir up trouble on the head of the presiding deity?" Li Zhu stepped forward and bowed, "Your Majesty, it is your humble brother Li Zhu." He then briefly recounted Wang Qing's crimes, his killing of the camp warden, and his slaughter of the government troops. When Liao Li heard Li Zhu speak of Wang Qing's prowess and the aid of the Duan brothers, he thought, "I am only one man—I fear I will be bullied by them in days to come." He turned his face coldly to Li Zhu and said, "My small domain cannot accommodate you." When Wang Qing heard these words, he reflected to himself, "There is only this one master in the stockade. If I first eliminate this man, what trouble can the outlaws be?" He leveled his broad sabre and charged straight at Liao Li. Liao Li flew into a rage and raised his spear to meet him. Duan Sanniang, fearing Wang Qing might come to harm, leveled her broad sabre to aid him. The three fought more than ten rounds, and among the three, one fell. Truly, earthen pots are always broken at the well, and strong men must perish before the arrows. As for which of the three fell, listen to the explanation in the next chapter.
第104回
話說當下王慶闖到定山堡,那裏有五六百人家,那戲臺卻在堡東麥地上。那時粉頭還未上臺,臺下四面,有三四十隻桌子,都有人圍擠著在那裏擲骰賭錢。那擲色的名兒,非止一端,乃是:
六風兒,五么子,火燎毛,朱窩兒
又有那攧錢的,蹲踞在地上,共有二十餘簇人。那攧錢的名兒,也不止一端,乃是:
渾純兒,三背間,八叉兒
那些擲色的,在那裏呼么喝六,攧錢的在那裏喚字叫背;或夾笑帶罵,或認真廝打。那輸了的,脫衣典裳,褫巾剝襪,也要去翻本,廢事業,忘寢食,到底是個輸字;那贏的,意氣揚揚,東擺西搖,南闖北踅的尋酒頭兒再做,身邊便袋裏,搭膊裏,衣袖裏,都是銀錢,到後捉本算帳,原來贏不多,贏的都被把梢的,放囊的撚了頭兒去。不說賭博光景,更有村姑農婦,丟了鋤麥,撇了灌菜,也是三三兩兩,成群作隊,仰著黑泥般臉,露著黃金般齒,呆呆地立著,等那粉頭出來。看他一般是爹娘養的,他便如何恁般標致,有若干人看他。當下不但鄰近村坊人,城中人也趕出來看,把那青青的麥地,踏光了十數畝。
話休絮繁。當下王慶閑看了一回,看得技癢,見那戲臺裏邊,人叢裏,有個彪形大漢兩手靠著桌子,在杌子上坐地。那漢生的圓眼大臉,闊肩細腰,桌上堆著五貫錢,一個色盆,六隻骰子,卻無主顧與他賭。王慶思想道:「俺自從喫官司到今日,有十數個月,不曾弄這個道兒了。前日范全哥哥把與我買柴薪的一錠銀在此,將來做個梢兒,與那廝擲幾擲,贏幾貫錢回去買果兒喫。」當下王慶取出銀子,望桌上一丟,對那漢道:「胡亂擲一回。」那漢一眼瞅著王慶說道:「要擲便來。」說還未畢,早有一個人,向那前面桌子邊人叢裏挨出來,貌相長大,與那坐下的大漢,仿佛相似。對王慶說道:「禿禿,他這錠銀怎好出主?將銀來,我有錢在此。你贏了,每貫只要加利二十文。」王慶道:「最好!」與那人打了兩貫錢,那人已是每貫先除去二十文。王慶道:「也罷!」隨即與那漢講過擲朱窩兒。方擲得兩三盆,隨有一人挨下來,出主等擲。那王慶是東京積賭慣家,他信得盆口真,又會躲閃打浪,又狡猾奸詐,下捵主作弊;那放囊的,乘鬧裏踅過那邊桌上去了,那挨下來的,說王慶擲得兇,收了去,只替那漢撚頭兒。王慶一口氣擲贏了兩貫錢,得了采,越擲得出,三紅四聚,只管撒出來。那漢性急反本,擲下便是絕塌腳小四不脫手。王慶擲了九點,那漢偏調出倒八來無一個時辰,把五貫錢輸個罄盡。王慶贏了錢,用繩穿過兩貫,放在一邊,待尋那漢贖梢,又將那三貫穿縛停當。方欲將肩來負錢,那輸的漢子喝道:「你待將錢往那裏去?只怕是纔出爐的,熱的熬炙了手。」王慶怒道:「你輸與我的,卻放那鳥屁?」那漢睜圓怪眼罵道:「狗弟子孩兒,你敢傷你老爺!」王慶罵道:「村撮鳥,俺便怕你把拳打在俺肚裏拔不出來,不將錢去!」那漢提起雙拳,望王慶劈臉打來。王慶側身一閃,就勢接住那漢的手,將右肘向那漢胸脯只一搪,右腳應手,將那漢左腳一勾。那漢是蠻力,那裏解得這跌法,撲通的望後攧翻,面孔朝天,背脊著地。那立攏來看的人,都笑起來。那漢卻待掙扎,被王慶上前按住,照實落處只顧打。那在先放囊的走來,也不解勸,也不幫助,只將桌上的錢都搶去了。王慶大怒,棄了地上漢子,大踏步趕去。只見人叢裏閃出一個女子來,大喝道:「那廝不得無禮!有我在此!」王慶看那女子,生的如何:
眼大露兇光,眉粗麤橫殺氣。
腰肢坌蠢,全無嬝娜風情;
面皮頑厚,惟賴粉脂鋪翳。
異樣釵鐶插一頭,時興馴鐲露雙臂。
頻搬石臼,笑他人氣喘急促;
常掇井欄,誇自己膂力不費。
針線不知如何撚,拽腿牽拳是長技。
那女子有二十四五年紀;他脫了外面衫子,捲做一團,丟在一個桌上,裏面是箭桿小袖緊身,鸚哥綠短襖,下穿一條大檔紫夾紬褲兒,踏步上前,提起拳頭,望王慶打來。王慶見他是女子,又見他起拳便有破綻,有意耍他,故意不用快跌,也拽雙拳吐個門戶,擺開解數,與那女子相撲。但見:
拽開大四平,踢起雙飛腳。
仙人指路,老子騎鶴。
拗鸞肘出近前心,當頭砲勢侵額角。
翹跟淬地龍,扭腕擎天橐。
這邊女子,使個蓋頂撒花;
這裏男兒,耍個遶腰貫索。
兩個似迎風貼扇兒,無移時急雨催花落。
那時粉頭已上臺做笑樂院本,眾人見這邊男女相撲,一齊走攏來,把兩人圍在圈子中看。那女子見王慶只辦得架隔遮攔,沒本事鑽進來,他便覷個空,使個「黑虎偷心勢」,一拳望王慶劈心打來。王慶將身一側,那女子打個空,收拳不迭。被王慶就勢扭捽定,只一交,把女子攧翻;剛剛著地,順手兒又抱起來。這個勢:叫做「虎抱頭」。王慶道:「莫污了衣服。休怪俺衝撞,你自來尋俺。」那女子毫無羞怒之色,倒把王慶讚道:「嘖嘖,好拳腿!果是觔節!」那邊輸錢喫打的,與那放囊搶錢的兩個漢子,分開眾人,一齊上前喝道:「驢牛射的狗弟子孩兒,恁般膽大!怎敢跌我妹子?」王慶喝罵道:「輸敗腌臢村烏龜子,搶了俺的錢,反出穢言!」搶上前,拽拳便打。只見一個人從人叢裏搶出來,橫身隔住了一雙半人,六個拳頭,口裏高叫道:「李大郎,不得無禮!段二哥,段五哥,也休要動手!都是一塊土上人,有話便好好地說!」王慶看時,卻是范全。三人真個住了手。范全連忙向那女子道:「三娘拜揖。」那女子也道了萬福,便問:「李大郎是院長親戚麼?」范全道:「是在下表弟。」那女子道:「出色的好拳腳!」王慶對范全道:「叵耐那廝自己輸了錢,反教同夥兒搶去了。」范全笑道:「這個是二哥、五哥的買賣,你如何來鬧他?」那邊段二,段五四隻眼瞅著看妹子。那女子說道:「看范院長面皮,不必和他爭鬧了。拏那錠銀子來!」段五見妹子勸他,又見妹子奢遮,「是我也是輸了,」只得取出那錠原銀,遞與妹子三娘。那三娘把與范全道:「原銀在此,將了去!」說罷,便扯著段二段五,分開眾人去了。范全也扯了王慶,一逕回到草莊內。
范全埋怨王慶道:「俺為娘面上,擔著血海般膽,留哥哥在此;倘遇恩赦,再與哥哥營謀。你卻怎般沒坐性!那段二,段五,最刁潑的;那妹子段三娘,更是滲瀨,人起他個綽號兒,喚他做『大蟲窩』。良家子弟,不知被他誘紮了多少。他十五歲時,便嫁個老公;那老公果是坌蠢,不上一年,被他炙煿殺了。他恃了膂力,和段二,段五專一在外尋趁廝鬧,賺那惡心錢兒。鄰近村坊,那一處不怕他的?他們接這粉頭,專為勾引人來賭博。那一張桌子,不是他圈套裏?哥哥,你卻到那裏惹是招非!倘或露出馬腳來,你吾這場禍害,卻是不小。」王慶被范全說得頓口無言。范全起身對王慶道:「我要州裏去當直,明日再來看你。」
不說范全進房州城去,且說當日王慶,天晚歇息,一宿無話。次日,梳洗方畢,只見莊客報道:「段太公來看大郎。」王慶只得到外面迎接,卻是皺面銀鬚一個老叟。敘禮罷,分賓主坐定。段太公將王慶從頭上直看至腳下,口裏說道:「果是魁偉!」便問王慶那裏人氏?因何到此?范院長是足下甚麼親戚?曾娶妻也不?王慶聽他問的蹺蹊,便捏一派假話,支吾說道:「在下西京人氏,父母雙亡,妻子也死過了,與范節級是中表兄弟。因舊年范節級有公幹到西京,見在下獨自一身,沒人照顧,特接在下到此。在下頗知些拳棒,待後覷個方便,就在本州討個出身。」段太公聽罷大喜,便問了王慶的年庚八字,辭別去了。又過多樣時,王慶正在疑慮,又有一個人推扉進來,問道:「范院長可在麼?這位就是李大郎麼?」二人都面面廝覷,錯愕相顧,都想道:「曾會過來。」敘禮纔罷,正欲動問,恰好范全也到。三人坐定;范全道:「李先生為何到此?」王慶聽了這句,猛可的想著道:「他是賣卦的李助。」那李助也想起來道:「他是東京人,姓王,曾與我問卜。」李助對范全道:「院長,小子一向不曾來親近得。敢問有個令親李大郎麼?」范全指王慶道:「只這個便是我兄弟李大郎。」王慶接過口來道:「在下本姓是李:那個王,是外公姓。」李助拍手笑道:「小子好記分。我說是姓王,曾在東京開封府前相會來。」王慶見他說出備細,低頭不語。李助對王慶道:「自從別後,回到荊南,遇異人,授以劍術,及看子平的妙訣,因此叫小子做『金劍先生』。近日在房州,聞此處熱鬧,特到此趕節做生理。段氏兄弟,知小子有劍術,要小子教導他擊刺,所以留小子在家。適纔段太公回來,把貴造與小子推算,那裏有這樣好八字?日後貴不可言。目下紅鸞照臨,應有喜慶之事。段三娘與段太公大喜,欲招贅大郎為婿。小子乘著吉日,特到此為月老。三娘的八字,十分旺夫。適纔曾合過來:銅盆鐵帚,正是一對兒夫妻。作成小子喫盃喜酒!」范全聽了這一席話,沈吟了一回,心下思想道:「那段氏刁頑,如或不允這頭親事,設或有個破綻,為害不淺。只得將機就機罷!」便對李助道:「原來如此!承段太公,三娘美意。只是這個兄弟麤蠢,怎好做嬌客?」李助道:「阿也!院長不必太謙了。那邊三娘,不住口的稱讚大郎哩!」范全道:「如此極妙的了!在下便可替他主婚。」身邊取出五兩重的一錠銀,送與李助道:「村莊沒甚東西相待,這些薄意,准個茶果,事成另當重謝。」李助道:「這怎麼使得!」范全道:「惶恐,惶恐!只有一句話:先生不必說他有兩姓,凡事都望周全。」李助是個星卜家,得了銀子,千恩萬謝的辭了范全,王慶,來到段家莊回覆,那裏管甚麼一姓兩姓,好人歹人,一味撮合山,騙酒食,賺銅錢。更兼段三娘自己看中意了對頭兒,平日一家都怕他的,雖是段太公,也不敢拗他,所以這件事一說就成。
李助兩邊往來說合,指望多說些聘金,月老方纔旺相。范全恐怕行聘播揚惹事,講過兩家一概都省。那段太公是做家的,更是喜歡,一逕擇日成親。擇了本月二十二日,宰羊殺豬,網魚捕蛙,只辦得大碗酒,大盤肉,請些男親女戚喫喜酒,其笙簫鼓吹,洞房花燭,一概都省。范全替王慶做了一身新衣服,送到段家莊上。范全因官府有事,先辭別去了。王慶與段三娘交拜合巹等項,也是草草完事。段太公擺酒在草堂上,同二十餘個親戚,及自家兒子,新女婿,與媒人李助,在草堂喫了一日酒,至暮方散。眾親戚路近的,都辭謝去了;留下路遠走不迭的,乃是姑丈方翰夫婦,表弟丘翔老小,段二的舅子施俊男女。三個男人在外邊東廂歇息;那三個女眷,通是不老成的,搬些酒食與王慶,段三娘煖房,嘻嘻哈哈,又喝了一回酒,方纔收拾歇息。當有丫頭老媽,到新房中鋪床疊被,請新官人和姐姐安置,丫頭從外面拽上了房門,自各知趣去了。
段三娘從小出頭露面,況是過來人,慣家兒也不害甚麼羞恥,一逕卸釵鐶,脫衫子。王慶是個浮子弟,他自從喫官司後,也寡了十數個月。段三娘雖粗眉大眼,不比嬌秀牛氏妖嬈窈窕,只見他在燈前,敞出胸膛,解下紅主腰兒,露出白淨淨肉嬭嬭乳兒,不覺淫心蕩漾便來摟那婦人。段三娘把王慶一掌打個耳刮子道:「莫要歪纏,恁般要緊!」兩個摟抱上床,鑽入被窩裏,共枕歡娛。正是:
一個是失節村姑,一個是行兇軍犯。
臉皮都是三尺厚,腳板一般十寸長。
這個認真氣喘聲嘶,卻似牛齁柳;
那個假做言嬌語澀,渾如鶯囀花間。
不穿羅襪,肩膊上露兩隻亦腳;
倒溜金釵,枕頭邊堆一朵鳥雲。
未解誓海盟山,也搏弄得千般旖旎;
並無羞雲怯雨,亦揉萬種妖嬈。
當夜新房外,又有嘴也笑得歪的一樁事兒。那方翰,丘翔,施俊的老婆通是少年,都喫得臉兒紅紅地,且不去睡,扯了段二段五的兩個老婆,悄地到新房外,隔板側耳竊聽;房中聲息,被他每件件都聽得仔細。那王慶是個浮浪子,頗知房中術,他見老婆來得,竭力奉承。外面這夥婦人,聽到濃深處,不覺羅褌兒也溼透了。
眾婦人正在那裏嘲笑打諢,你綽我捏,只見段二搶進來大叫道:「怎麼好!怎麼好!你每也不知利害,兀是在此笑耍!」眾婦人都捏了兩把汗,卻沒理會處。段二又喊道:「妹子,三娘,快起來!你床上招了個禍胎也!」段三娘正在得意處,反嗔怪段二,便在床上答道:「夜晚間有甚事,恁般大驚小怪?」段二又喊道:「火燎鳥毛了!你每兀是不知死活!」王慶心中本是有事的人,教老婆穿衣服,一同出房來問,眾婦人都跑散了。王慶方出房門,被段二一手扯住,來到前面草堂上,卻是范全在那裏叫苦叫屈,如熱上螞蟻,沒走一頭處,隨後段太公,段五,段三娘都到。卻是新安縣龔家村東的黃達,調治好了打傷的病,被他訪知王慶蹤跡實落處,昨晚到房州報知州尹。州尹張顧行,押了公文,便差都頭,領著土兵,來捉兇人王慶,及窩藏人犯范全並段氏人眾。范全因與本州當案薛孔目交好,密地裏先透了個消息。范全棄了老小,一溜煙走來這裏,頃刻便有官兵來也!眾人個個都要喫官司哩!眾人跌腳搥胸,好似掀翻了抱雞窠,弄出許多慌來,卻去罵王慶,羞三娘。正在鬧吵,只見草堂外東廂裏走出算命的『金劍先生』李助,上前說道:「列位若要免禍,須聽小子一言!」眾人一齊上前擁著來問。李助道:「事己如此,三十六餘策,走為上策!」眾人道:「走到那裏去?」李助道:「只這裏西去二十里外,有座房山。」眾人道:「那裏是強人出沒去處。」李助笑道:「列位恁般獃!你每如今還想要做好人?」眾人道:「卻是怎麼?」李助道:「房山寨主廖立,與小子頗是相識。他手下有五六百名嘍囉,官兵不能收捕。事不宜遲,快收拾細軟等物,都到那裏入夥,方避得大禍。」方翰等六個男女,恐怕日後捉親屬連累,又被王慶,段三娘十分攛綴,眾人無可如何,只得都上了這條路。把莊裏有的沒的細軟等物,即便收拾,盡教打疊起了;一壁點起三四十個火把。王慶,段三娘,段二,段五,方翰,丘翔,施俊,李助,范全九個人,都結束齊整,各人跨了腰刀,鎗架上拏了朴刀,喚集莊客,願去的共是四十餘個,俱拽扎拴縛停當。王慶,李助,范全當頭,方翰,丘翔,施俊保護女子在中。幸得那五個女子,都是鋤頭般的腳,卻與男子一般的會走。段三娘、段二、段五在後,把莊上前後都放把火,發聲喊,眾人都執器械,一鬨望西而走。鄰舍及近村人家,平日畏段家人物如虎,今日見他每明火執仗,又不知他每備細,都閉著門,那裏有一個敢來攔當。
王慶等方行得四五里,早遇著都頭土兵,同了黃達,跟同來捉人。都頭上前,早被王慶手起刀落,把一個斬為兩段。李助,段三娘等,一擁上前,殺散土兵,黃達也被王慶殺了。
王慶等一行人來到房山寨下,己是五更時分。李助計議,欲先自上山,訴求廖立,方好領眾人上山入夥。寨內巡視的小嘍囉,見山下火把亂明,即去報知寨主。那廖立疑是官兵,他平日欺慣了官兵沒用,連忙起身,披掛綽鎗,開了柵寨,點起小嘍囉,下山拒敵。王慶見山上火起,又有許多人下來,先做準備。當下廖立直到山下,看見許多男女,料道不是官兵。廖立挺鎗喝道:「你這夥鳥男女,如何來驚動我山寨,在太歲頭上動土?」李助上前躬身道:「大王,是劣弟李助。」隨即把王慶犯罪,及殺管營,殺官兵的事,略述一遍。廖立聽李助說得王慶恁般了得,更有段家兄弟幫助,「我只一身,恐日後受他每氣。」翻著臉對李助道:「我這個小去處,卻容不得你每。」王慶聽了這句,心下思想:「山寨中只有這個主兒,先除了此人,小嘍囉何足為慮?」便挺朴刀,直搶廖立。那廖立大怒,撚鎗來迎。段三娘恐王慶有失,挺朴刀來相助。三個人鬥了十數合,三個人裏倒了一個。正是瓦罐不離井上破,強人必在鏑前亡。畢竟三人中倒了那一個,且聽下回分解。
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