Chapter 10

第010回 · Journey to the West

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Chapter 10

We shall not speak of Rui Guang discharging his duties or Xuanzang cultivating himself. Instead, let us tell of two wise men by the banks of the Jing River outside the city of Chang'an: one was a fisherman named Zhang Shao, the other a woodcutter named Li Ding. They were scholars who had never passed the imperial examinations, mountain men who could read and write. One day, having sold the firewood on his shoulders and disposed of the carp in his basket in Chang'an, they entered a wineshop together, drank until half tipsy, then each took a bottle and strolled slowly back along the banks of the Jing River.

Zhang Shao said, "Brother Li, consider this: those who contend for fame destroy their bodies for the sake of a name; those who seize profit lose their lives for the sake of gain; those who receive rank sleep embracing a tiger; those who accept favor walk with snakes in their sleeves. When all is reckoned, they are no match for us, with our beautiful streams and green mountains, carefree and at ease, content with simplicity, drifting along as fate wills."

Li Ding replied, "Brother Zhang, you speak truly. But your beautiful streams cannot compare to my green mountains."

Zhang Shao said, "Your green mountains are not as good as my beautiful streams. I have a *Butterflies Lingering over Flowers* lyric to prove it. It reads:

A small boat on ten thousand miles of misty waves,

Quietly moored by a lone canopy, the voice of Xishi lingers around.

Washing away cares and cleansing the heart, thoughts of fame and profit are few,

Leisurely plucking smartweed spikes and reeds.

A few sand gulls are worthy of delight,

By willow shores and reed bays, wife and children laugh together.

One sound sleep and the wind and waves subside,

No glory, no shame, no vexation."

Li Ding said, "Your beautiful streams are not as good as my green mountains. I too have a *Butterflies Lingering over Flowers* lyric to prove it. It reads:

A stretch of pine flowers fills the cloudy forest,

Listening silently to the orioles' cries, their clever tongues like tuned pipes.

Red fades and green grows thick as spring warms,

Suddenly summer arrives and the seasons turn.

Then autumn comes again, easy to change,

Yellow chrysanthemum blossoms, a delight to enjoy.

Swiftly the harsh winter passes like a snap of the fingers,

Carefree through all four seasons, with no one to command."

The fisherman said, "Your green mountains are truly not as good as my beautiful streams. I enjoy finer things. I have a *Partridge Sky* lyric to prove it:

A fairy land of clouds and water suffices for a livelihood,

Punting and poling my boat, this is my home.

I slit fresh fish alive and cook green turtles,

Quickly I steam purple crabs and boil red shrimp.

Green reed shoots, water-nymph sprouts,

Water caltrops and foxnuts are even more to be praised.

Tender lotus roots, old lotus seeds, young celery leaves,

Arrowheads, wild rice stems, and the flowers of the bird-tongue orchid."

The woodcutter said, "Your beautiful streams are not as good as my green mountains. I enjoy finer things as well. I too have a *Partridge Sky* lyric to prove it:

Towering, majestic peaks join the horizon,

A thatched hut and a grass hermitage are my home.

Salted and dried chickens and geese surpass crabs and turtles,

River deer, wild boar, hares, and deer are better than fish and shrimp.

Toon leaves, chinaberry sprouts,

Bamboo shoots and mountain tea are even more to be praised.

Purple plums, red peaches, apricots and plums ripen,

Sweet pears, sour jujubes, and osmanthus flowers."

The fisherman said, "Your green mountains are truly not as good as my beautiful streams. I have another *Song of the Celestial Maiden*:

A single leaf of a small boat drifts where it will,

Ten thousand layers of misty waves hold no fear.

I lower hooks and cast nets to catch fresh fish,

No soy paste or grease, yet they have a special flavor,

My old wife and young children gather in a circle.

When fish are plentiful I sell them in Chang'an,

Exchange them for fragrant wine and drink myself drunk.

My rain cape serves for a quilt as I lie by the autumn river,

Snoring in sleep, free of all worry,

I have no love for glory or rank in the mortal world."

The woodcutter said, "Your beautiful streams are still not as good as my green mountains. I too have a *Song of the Celestial Maiden*:

A thatched cottage of a few beams sheltered beneath the mountain,

Pines, bamboos, plum blossoms, and orchids are truly lovely.

I cross the forests and climb the ridges seeking dry firewood,

No one reproaches me, I sell as I please,

Whether little or much, I trust to the world.

With money I buy wine, following my heart's delight,

Earthen jars and porcelain cups are supremely free.

Drunk and muddled, I lie beneath the pine shade,

No attachments, no profit or loss,

I care nothing for the rise and fall of the mortal world."

The fisherman said, "Brother Li, your mountain life cannot match the freedom of my life on the water. I have a *West River Moon* lyric to prove it:

Red knotweed flowers bloom, reflecting the moon,

Yellow reed leaves flutter in the wind.

The blue sky stretches far, the Chu River lies empty,

Disturbing a whole pool of stars into motion.

Great fish enter the schools in my nets,

Small perch swallow the hooks in clusters.

What I catch I cook, the flavor is especially rich,

I laugh and roam at ease upon the rivers and lakes."

The woodcutter said, "Brother Zhang, your life on the water is still not as free as my life in the mountains. I too have a *West River Moon* lyric to prove it:

Fallen leaves and withered vines fill the road,

Broken tips and old brambles cover the mountain.

Ivy and kudzu creep and tangle everywhere,

I cut and gather them, binding them into heavy loads.

Insects have hollowed the elm and willow within,

The wind has snapped the heads of the pines and nanmu.

I collect and pile them up to prepare for winter's cold,

To exchange for wine and money—that is my way."

The fisherman said, "Your mountain life may be comparable, but it still cannot match the elegance of my beautiful streams. I have a *Immortal by the River* lyric to proof it:

When the tide falls I move my lone boat away,

When the night is deep I cease my rowing and sing.

My rain cape beneath the waning moon—how serene!

The roosting gulls are not startled,

Clouds of color open upon the horizon.

I sleep on the isle of reeds with nothing to do,

I lie still until the sun is high on the three-rod marker.

I arrange things as I please, following my heart,

Court officials shiver waiting at the palace gates—how could they match my ease of mind?"

The woodcutter said, "The elegance of your beautiful streams cannot match the even greater elegance of my green mountains. I too have an *Immortal by the River* to prove it:

On the mossy path in autumn's height I go with my axe,

In the cool of evening I return with my shoulder pole.

Wild flowers tucked in my hair—how marvelous!

I part the clouds to find the road out,

I wait for the moon before calling to open the gate.

My young son and mountain wife greet me with joy,

A grass bed and wooden pillow I lean upon.

Steamed pears and millet I quickly set out,

New brew is ready in the jar—truly this strengthens the heart's ease."

The fisherman said, "These are the trades by which we both sustain our bodies, but you lack the pleasures of my leisure hours. There is a poem to prove it. The poem says:

At leisure I watch the white cranes fly across the gray sky,

I moor my boat by the stream and close my gray door.

Leaning on my canopy, I teach my son to twist fishing line,

I cease rowing and with my wife dry the nets together.

When the nature is still, truly the waves are calm,

When the body is at peace, naturally the wind feels slight.

A green rain cape and blue hat I wear as I please,

They surpass the purple sash worn in the court of the realm."

The woodcutter said, "Your leisure hours are still not as good as mine. There is also a poem to prove it. The poem says:

At leisure I watch the pale white clouds drift,

I sit alone in my grass hut and close my bamboo door.

When I have nothing to do, I instruct my son to open a scroll and read,

Sometimes I face a guest and we surround the chessboard.

In delight I take my staff and sing along the fragrant path,

In high spirits I carry my grass lute up the emerald heights.

Straw sandals, hempen sash, a coarse cotton quilt—

A heart at ease is finer than wearing silk."

Zhang Shao said, "Li Ding, 'In quiet song we may companion each other, / No need for clinking cups and gongs of brass.' Yet idle verses alone are nothing remarkable. Let each of us compose a few lines and see how our fisherman-and-woodcutter discourse compares."

Li Ding said, "Brother Zhang, your suggestion is most excellent. Pray, you recite first."

"Boat moored within the misty green waters,

Home deep in the mountains, the wilds afar.

I love when the stream bridge swells with spring tide,

And pity the cliff peaks wrapped in morning cloud.

Fresh carp from Dragon Gate I cook from time to time,

Worm-eaten dry firewood I burn day by day.

With nets and poles enough to sustain my old age,

With shoulder-pole and rope I may end my days.

On my little boat I lie and watch the wild geese fly,

On grassy paths I slant and hear the cranes cry loud.

In the arena of tongues I have no part,

In the sea of right and wrong few trace my path.

By the stream I hang my nets out to dry like brocade,

On the stone I grind my axe sharp as can be.

In the bright autumn moon I often fish alone,

In the silent spring hills no man comes my way.

With plenty of fish I trade for wine to drink with my wife,

With leftover firewood I buy ale to share with my sons.

I pour for myself and sing as I please,

I chant long and sigh, let the wild wind blow.

I call my brothers and invite the boatmen,

I lead my friends and gather with the old men of the wild.

We play finger-guessing, passing cups in turn,

We split tiles and trace words, ringing bells in turn.

Boiling shrimp and crab—joy morning after morning,

Roasting duck and stewing fowl—plenty day after day.

My simple wife brews tea with a calm and easy spirit,

My mountain wife cooks rice with a leisurely grace.

At dawn I raise my pole and wade through gentle waves,

At sunrise I shoulder firewood and cross the great pass.

After rain I don my coir cloak and catch the living carp,

Before the wind I swing my axe and fell the dead pine.

I hide my tracks, shun the world, play the fool,

I conceal my name, bury my identity, play the deaf-mute."

Zhang Shao said, "Brother Li, I have presumed to lead the way with my verse. Now it is your turn to begin a couplet, and I shall continue it."

"A wild man of the hills, feigning madness amid wind and moon,

An old remnant of the rivers and lakes, nursing pride in repose.

At leisure and at ease, I follow my carefree ways,

Far from gossip and strife, I rejoice in peace.

By night I sleep in the thatched cottage, secure and still,

At dusk I cover myself with my bamboo cape, light and free.

In forgetful friendship I befriend the pine and plum,

In joyful fellowship I ally with gulls and herons.

In my heart I reckon not at all on fame and gain,

In my ears I hear naught of spears and shields.

At any time I sip a cup of fragrant wine,

Through each day I eat three meals of wild vegetable soup.

Two bundles of firewood are my livelihood,

One rod and line my means of getting on.

In leisure I call my young son to grind the steel axe,

In stillness I summon my foolish boy to mend the old net.

When spring arrives I love to watch the green of willows,

When the season warms I delight in the green of reeds and rushes.

In summer I plant new bamboo to escape the heat,

In the sixth month I pick tender water-caltrops to cool myself.

At Frost's Descent the chickens are fat—I slaughter them as the day comes round,

At Double Ninth the crabs are plump—I cook them in good time.

When winter comes and the sun rises I still sleep on,

When the ninth cold days reach their height I am not cold.

Through the eight seasons in the mountains I follow my nature freely,

Through the four seasons on the lake I give free rein to my joy.

Gathering firewood, I have the pleasure of an immortal;

Angling for fish, I show no trace of the vulgar world.

Beyond my gate the wild flowers bloom in dazzling beauty,

At my boat's bow the green water ripples calm and smooth.

At peace in body, I speak not of the rank of the Three Dukes;

Serene in nature, I am better off than within a city ten leagues strong.

A city ten leagues strong guards against the commands of the frontier,

The rank of the Three Dukes is heard in the proclamations of the throne.

To delight in mountains and delight in waters—truly rare!

I thank Heaven, I thank Earth, I thank the gods of brightness."

After they had each recited their verses and joined in composing lines, they reached the place where the road divided and bowed to take their leave. Zhang Shao said, "Brother Li, take care on the road, and watch carefully for tigers in the mountains. Should any misfortune befall you, it would be a case of 'Tomorrow the streets will be missing an old friend.'"

Li Ding, upon hearing this, flew into a rage and said, "You scoundrel, you lazy wretch! Even a good friend can stand in for another in matters of life and death—how dare you curse me? If I meet a tiger and come to harm, you shall be overturned by a wave and drowned in the river."

Zhang Shao said, "I shall never be overturned in my life."

Li Ding said, "'Storms may arise in the clearest sky; fortune and misfortune may strike a man without warning.' How can you guarantee that nothing will happen to you?"

Zhang Shao said, "Brother Li, though you say this, you still don't understand. My trade has certainty to it—such a thing is not destined to happen to me."

Li Ding said, "You make your living on the water, where things are most dangerous and precarious, all dark and hidden—what certainty can there be?"

Zhang Shao said, "You don't know about this. In the city of Chang'an, on West Gate Street, there is a gentleman who sells divination. Every day I give him a golden carp, and he teaches me a reading in his sleeve. Following his directions, I have never failed once. Today I went again to have my fortune told, and he instructed me to cast my net on the east side of the Jing River bend and throw my hook on the west bank—I am certain to return fully loaded with fish and shrimp. Tomorrow I will come into town, sell the catch, buy wine, and meet you again."

With this they parted.

Now this is the truth: "Words spoken on the road are heard in the grass." It happened that in the Water Palace of the River Jing there was a yaksha who patrolled the waters, and he heard the words "never failed once." He rushed back to the Crystal Palace in haste and reported to the Dragon King in a panic: "Disaster! Disaster!"

The Dragon King asked: "What disaster?"

The yaksha said: "Your servant was patrolling the water by the riverbank when I heard two men—a fisherman and a woodcutter—talking together. When they parted, their words were most alarming. The fisherman said: 'In the city of Chang'an, on West Gate Street, there is a diviner who is the most accurate. He gives him a carp every day, and the diviner teaches him a reading in his sleeve, telling him where to fish so that he never fails. If such accuracy continues, will he not exhaust all the creatures of the water? How then shall the Water Palace be glorified? How then shall we leap and surge and wave, lending might to Your Majesty's power?'"

The Dragon King was furious. He seized his sword at once and was about to go up to Chang'an city to destroy this diviner. But the dragon princes and dragon grandsons, the shrimp ministers and the shrimp officers, the shad Grand Marshal, the mandarin fish Vice Director, and the carp Grand Steward all stepped forward together and said: "Let Your Majesty calm his anger. As the saying goes: 'Words that pass through the ear should not be trusted.' If Your Majesty goes, there will surely be clouds following and rain assisting, and I fear the common people of Chang'an will be alarmed and Heaven will hold Your Majesty to account. Your Majesty's power to appear and disappear is unfathomable, and his transformations are limitless. Let him simply transform into a scholar in white and go into Chang'an city to make inquiries. If such a man exists, it will not be too late to destroy him. If he does not, would it not be wrong to harm an innocent person?"

The Dragon King followed their counsel. He put down his jewelled sword, summoned neither clouds nor rain, left the riverbank, and with a shake of his body transformed into a scholar dressed in white. Truly:

Handsome and imposing, he towered above the valleys and reached toward the heavens. His gait was dignified and proper, his every step measured and correct. In speech he followed Confucius and Mencius; in courtesy he embodied the culture of King Wen. He wore a robe of jade-colored silk gauze and a carefree scholar's cap tied with a single band.

He set out on his journey, striding through the clouds, and made straight for the West Gate Avenue of Chang'an city. There he saw a crowd of people, packed together in a jumble, chattering and clamoring. Among them, one man was holding forth in a loud voice: "Those born in the Year of the Dragon have their own destiny; those born in the Year of the Tiger clash with them. Although the hours of Yin, Chen, Si, and Hai are said to form a harmonious combination, what one must fear is when the day offends the Year Lord." The Dragon King, hearing these words, knew at once that this was a place of divination. He pushed forward, parted the crowd, and looked inside. He saw:

Pearls and gems adorned the four walls; rich embroideries filled the hall. Incense burned ceaselessly in a precious duck-shaped burner; water stood crystal clear in porcelain vases. On both sides hung paintings by Wang Wei; above the seat loomed the image of the Valley of Ghosts. The Duanxi inkstone and golden lampblack ink complemented a large brush tipped with frost-white bristles; the Fire Pearl Forest and Guo Pu's calculations were carefully cross-referenced with the new texts of the Imperial Observatory. The six lines of the hexagrams were thoroughly mastered; the eight trigrams were completely understood. He could comprehend the principles of heaven and earth; he knew well the workings of ghosts and spirits. A single plate of midnight and noon was all he needed to set his calculations; his breast was filled with the orderly array of stars and constellations. Truly, future events and past events he saw as clearly as the moon in a mirror; which families would rise and which would fall he judged with the clarity of the gods. He could foretell disaster and determine fortune, pronounce death or declare life. When he spoke of wind and rain, his words came swiftly; when he took up his brush, even ghosts and spirits were awed. His signboard bore his name in calligraphy: Master Yuan Shoucheng, the Divine Diviner.

Who was this man? He was none other than Yuan Shoucheng, the uncle of the current Director of the Imperial Observatory, Yuan Tiangang. The master was indeed of rare appearance and elegant bearing; his fame spread throughout the great realm, and his arts surpassed all in Chang'an. The Dragon King entered and was presented to the master. After the exchange of courtesies, he was invited to sit in the seat of honor, and a boy served tea. The master asked, "What matter does Your Honor wish to inquire about?" The Dragon King said, "I ask you to divine the weather in the heavens—will it be clear or overcast?" The master at once cast a divination in his sleeve and pronounced: "Clouds will shroud the mountain peaks; mist will cover the forest tops. If you ask about rain, it will surely come tomorrow." The Dragon King said, "At what hour tomorrow will it rain, and how many inches will fall?" The master replied, "Tomorrow at the hour of Chen clouds will spread; at the hour of Si thunder will sound; at the hour of Wu rain will fall; at the hour of Wei the rain will be sufficient. The total will be three feet, three inches, and forty-eight drops." The Dragon King laughed and said, "You must not speak in jest. If it rains tomorrow exactly as you have declared, according to the hours and the measure, I will reward you with fifty taels of silver for your divination. But if it does not rain, or if it does not match the hours and measure, I will tell you plainly: I shall smash your shop front, tear down your signboard, and drive you out of Chang'an on the spot, and you shall not be allowed to delude the people here." The master answered cheerfully, "That is entirely up to you. Please go now, please go now. Come back tomorrow after the rain."

The Dragon King took his leave, departed Chang'an, and returned to his watery palace. The lesser water deities came to meet him and asked, "How did Your Majesty find that fortune-teller?" The Dragon King said, "He exists, he exists, he exists. But he is nothing but a glib-mouthed fellow who begs for his living by springtime chatter. I asked him when it would rain, and he said tomorrow. I asked him at what hour and how much, and he said clouds at Chen, thunder at Si, rain at Wu, and the rain sufficient at Wei, with three feet, three inches, and forty-eight drops. I made a wager with him: if it turns out exactly as he said, I will give him fifty taels of silver as thanks; if it is even slightly off, I shall smash his shop front, drive him away, and not allow him to delude the people in Chang'an." The aquatic host laughed and said, "Your Majesty is the Governor of the Eight Rivers and the Great Dragon God of Rain. Whether it rains or not, only Your Majesty knows. How dare such a man speak so recklessly? That fortune-teller has surely lost, surely lost."

At that moment the Dragon Prince, the Dragon Grandson, and the fish ministers and crab officers were still laughing and discussing the matter when a voice called from midair: "Dragon King of the Jing River, receive the decree!" All looked up and saw a messenger in golden robes, holding aloft an imperial edict from the Jade Emperor, who came straight to the watery palace. The Dragon King, in great haste, straightened his robes and burned incense to receive the decree. The golden-robed messenger returned to the heavens. The Dragon King expressed his gratitude and broke the seal to read, which read:

Command to the Governor of the Eight Rivers,

To drive the thunder and wield the lightning:

Tomorrow send down the rain and grace,

To bring universal relief to Chang'an city.

The hours and measure specified on the edict matched the master's divination to the finest hair. The Dragon King was so terrified that his very soul seemed to fly from his body. After a moment he revived and said to the assembled water deities, "In the mortal world there is such a gifted man—truly one who can penetrate the principles of heaven and earth! I cannot defeat him!" The Mackerel Marshal submitted a memorial: "Let Your Majesty set his mind at ease. What difficulty is there in defeating him? I have a small scheme that will surely silence that fellow's glib mouth." The Dragon King asked what the plan was, and the marshal said: "Simply delay the hour of rainfall and reduce a few drops, and that will prove his divination inaccurate. Is it not then easy to smash his signboard and drive him away?" The Dragon King followed his advice and was no longer troubled.

The following morning, the Dragon King assembled the Earl of Wind, the Duke of Thunder, the Lad of Clouds, and the Mother of Lightning, and they ascended to the highest heavens above Chang'an. He waited until the hour of *si* (9–11 a.m.) before spreading the clouds, the hour of *wu* (11 a.m.–1 p.m.) to send forth thunder, the hour of *wei* (1–3 p.m.) to release the rain, and the hour of *shen* (3–5 p.m.) to let the rain cease. But he had reduced the rainfall to a mere three feet and forty drops. He had altered the appointed hour by one double-hour and cut the rainfall by three inches and eight drops. After the rain, he dismissed his generals and led his forces back. Then he descended on his cloud, still disguised as the handsome scholar in white robes, and made his way to the main street inside the West Gate. He burst into Yuan Shoucheng's divination shop and, without a word of explanation, smashed his signboard, brush, inkstone, and all to pieces. The diviner sat in his chair and did not move. The Dragon King then seized a door plank and raised it to strike him, cursing: "You wicked sorcerer who speaks recklessly of fortune and calamity, you scoundrel who deludes the hearts of the people! Your divination is false and your words are wild and absurd. You said today's rain would fall at a certain hour and in a certain measure, and neither matched. Yet you sit there so smugly—be gone at once, and I will spare your life!"

Shoucheng remained utterly unafraid. He tilted his head back, faced the sky, and said with a cold smile: "I am not afraid, I am not afraid. I have no death sentence to fear—but I'm afraid you do. Others may be deceived, but I am not so easily fooled. I know you. You are no scholar—you are the Dragon King of Jing River. You disobeyed the Jade Emperor's decree, altered the hour, and reduced the rainfall. You have violated the laws of Heaven. On the Dragon-Execution Platform, you will not escape the blade. And yet you stand here cursing me?"

When the Dragon King heard this, his heart trembled with fear and his hair stood on end. He hastily dropped the door plank, straightened his robes, and bowed low, falling to his knees before the diviner. "Sir, forgive me. What I said before was only in jest. Who would have thought that a jest would turn into reality, and that I would truly have broken the laws of Heaven? What am I to do? I beg you to save me—otherwise, I will not let you go even in death."

Shoucheng said: "I cannot save you. But I can point you to a path to life and rebirth."

The Dragon King said: "I beg you to instruct me."

The diviner said: "Tomorrow at the third quarter of the hour of *wu* (around 11:45 a.m.), you are to be executed by the mortal official Wei Zheng. If you wish to preserve your life, you must go at once and plead with the present Emperor Taizong of the Great Tang. Wei Zheng is a chancellor under the Tang Emperor. If you can obtain his personal favor, you may yet be spared."

The Dragon King heard this, bowed his thanks, and departed in tears. Before he knew it, the red sun had sunk in the west and the moon had risen. He saw:

Purple-hazed mountains where smoke gathered, weary crows returning home; travelers on distant roads seeking lodging at inns. Newly arrived wild geese roosted on the sandbar at the ferry crossing. The Milky River appeared, urging the water clock onward; in a lone village, the lamplight burned without flame. Smoke curled gently from the furnace in the Taoist temple; in the butterfly dream, no human form was seen. The moon shifted the shadows of flowers across the railing; the starlight was scattered, the water clock's sounds changed—before he knew it, the deep night was already half gone.

The Dragon King of Jing River did not return to his watery palace but remained in the sky. He waited until around the hour of *zi* (11 p.m.–1 a.m.), then withdrew his clouds and gathered his mist, and went straight to the gate of the imperial palace. At that moment, Emperor Taizong was dreaming that he had stepped outside the palace gate, walking beneath the flowers in the moonlight. Suddenly the Dragon King transformed himself into human form, stepped forward, and knelt in obeisance, crying out: "Your Majesty, save me! Save me!"

Taizong said: "Who are you? I shall save you."

The Dragon King said: "Your Majesty is the true dragon; I am a sinful dragon. I have violated the laws of Heaven and am to be executed by Your Majesty's worthy minister, the mortal official Wei Zheng. That is why I have come to beg for your help—I implore Your Majesty to save me."

Taizong said: "If it is Wei Zheng who is to execute you, then I can save you. Go in peace."

The Dragon King was overjoyed, kowtowed his thanks, and departed.

Now when Taizong awoke from his dream, he could not stop thinking about it. Before long it was the fifth watch and the third stroke. Taizong held court and assembled the civil and military officials of both columns. He saw:

Mist enshrouding the phoenix towers, fragrance wafting from the dragon halls. Light shimmering, the red screen stirred; clouds brushing, the emerald canopies flowed. Sovereign and ministers were in harmony like Yao and Shun; rites and music carried the majesty of the Han and Zhou. The lamps of attending ladies-in-waiting, the fans of palace maids—both reflected brilliant colors. The peacock screens, the麒麟 halls—everywhere light floated. "Long live the Emperor!" they cried; "A thousand autumns of blessing!" The warning whip cracked three times; officials in court dress bowed before the beaded curtains. Palace flowers bloomed brilliantly, heavenly fragrance wavered; willow branches along the embankment were soft, imperial music was sung. Pearl curtains, jade curtains—golden hooks held them high. Phoenix fans, mountain-and-river fans—the precious carriage paused. The civil officials were elegant and distinguished; the martial generals were vigorous and alert. The imperial road divided high and low; the red steps arranged ranks and grades. Gold seals and purple sashes rode upon the three symbols; may the earth endure and heaven last for ten thousand autumns.

When the officials had finished their congratulations and each had taken his place, the Tang Emperor swept his phoenix eyes and dragon gaze across them one by one. Among the civil officials he saw Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Xu Shiji, Xu Jingzong, Wang Gui, and others; among the military officials he saw Ma Sanbao, Duan Zhixuan, Yin Kaoshan, Cheng Yaojin, Liu Hongji, Hu Jingde, Qin Shubao, and others—each one dignified and solemn. But Chancellor Wei Zheng was nowhere to be seen.

The Tang Emperor summoned Xu Shiji to the dais and said: "Last night I had a strange dream. I dreamed of a man who came forward to bow before me, saying he was the Dragon King of Jing River. He had violated the laws of Heaven and was to be executed by the mortal official Wei Zheng. He begged me to save him, and I promised. But today Wei Zheng is the only one absent from court. Why is this?"

Xu Shiji replied: "This dream will prove true. You must summon Wei Zheng to court, and Your Majesty must not let him leave the palace. If you keep him here for this one day, you can save the dragon from the dream."

The Tang Emperor was greatly pleased. He immediately issued an decree ordering the palace officials to summon Wei Zheng to court.

Meanwhile, Prime Minister Wei Zheng was in his mansion that evening, observing the celestial phenomena and burning precious incense, when he heard the cry of a crane from the highest heavens. It was a celestial messenger sent by heaven, bearing a golden edict from the Jade Emperor, commanding him to execute the old Dragon of Jing River in a dream at the hour of noon, the third quarter. The Prime Minister gave thanks for heaven's grace, fasted and purified himself, and remained in his mansion testing his wisdom-sword and exercising his primal spirit, and so did not attend court. When the attending official arrived with a summons, he was overwhelmed with dread; yet he dared not delay the imperial command. He hastily adjusted his robes and sash, received the edict, and proceeded to court, where he kowtowed before the throne to plead his guilt. Emperor Taizong said, "I pardon you of any offense." At that time the various ministers had not yet left court. The Emperor now ordered the curtains drawn and the court dismissed. He kept back Wei Zheng alone, summoned him to the golden hall, and brought him into the private chamber, where they first discussed strategies for pacifying the realm and plans for stabilizing the kingdom. As the hour approached the end of si and the beginning of wu, the Emperor ordered the palace attendants, "Bring out the great chess set. I shall play a game with my worthy minister." The palace ladies fetched the chessboard and laid it upon the imperial table. Wei Zheng thanked the Emperor for his favor and began to play. Move by move, they opened their formations. As it is written in the *Classic of the Rotted Axe Handle*:

The Way of chess lies in rigor and discipline. The superior player controls the center; the inferior player takes the edges; the middling player occupies the corners—this is the standard method of the chess master. The principle says: "Better to lose a piece than to forfeit the initiative." Strike left and watch the right; attack from behind and look ahead. There is that which seems first but comes last, and that which seems last but comes first. Do not sever two living groups; do not connect two already alive. Do not spread too loosely; do not crowd too tightly. Rather than cling to pieces to seek survival, better to sacrifice them for victory. Rather than advance without purpose, better to consolidate and strengthen oneself. When the enemy is many and you are few, first seek to survive; when you are many and the enemy is few, strive to expand your momentum. The skilled in victory do not contend; the skilled in formation do not fight; the skilled in battle are not defeated; the skilled in defeat are not disordered. Chess begins with orthodox moves and ends with surprise triumphs. When the enemy strengthens himself without provocation, he harbors intentions of invasion and severance. When he abandons a small piece without rescue, he has designs on a larger objective. To move carelessly is the mark of one without strategy; to respond without thought is the path to defeat. The *Classic of Poetry* says: "Trembling and cautious, as though standing on the edge of a deep valley." This is what is meant.

A poem says:

The chessboard is the earth, the pieces are the sky,

Their colors follow the yin and yang, creation complete.

When one reaches the profound and subtle point of transformation,

One may laugh and boast of the axe-handle-immortal of old.

The sovereign and his minister played on. The game had reached the hour of noon, the third quarter, and a single unfinished endgame remained, when Wei Zheng suddenly slumped over the table, fast asleep with heavy snoring. The Taizong Emperor laughed and said, "Truly, your worthiness is wearied from the labor of upholding the state and the toil of founding the empire, and so you fell asleep unawares." The Emperor let him sleep and did not call him. Before long, Wei Zheng awoke and prostrated himself on the ground, saying, "This minister deserves ten thousand deaths! I deserve ten thousand deaths! Just now I was overcome by fatigue and knew not what I did. I beg Your Majesty to pardon this minister's crime of disrespect before the sovereign." The Emperor said, "What disrespect have you committed? Rise now, sweep away the remaining pieces, and let us begin a fresh game."

Wei Zheng thanked the Emperor for his favor and had just taken a piece in hand when a great shouting and clamor was heard outside the palace gate. It was Qin Shubao, Xu Maogong, and others, who dragged a blood-dripping dragon's head and cast it before the throne, reporting, "Your Majesty, it has been seen that seas may shallow and rivers may dry up, but such a strange thing as this has never been heard of." The Emperor and Wei Zheng rose and asked, "Where did this come from?" Shubao and Maogong said, "South of the Thousand-Step Corridor, at the crossroads in the street, this dragon's head descended from the clouds. Your humble ministers dared not fail to report it." The Tang Emperor asked Wei Zheng in alarm, "What does this mean?" Wei Zheng turned and kowtowed, saying, "It was this minister who just now executed it in a dream." The Emperor was greatly astonished and said, "While you were napping, you neither moved your body nor used your hands, and you had no sword or blade—how then did you execute this dragon?" Wei Zheng replied, "Your Majesty, my body was before Your Majesty, but my dream departed from Your Presence. My body remained before Your Majesty playing the endgame, my eyes closed in drowsiness; my dream departed from Your Presence, riding auspicious clouds, my spirit soaring forth. That dragon was upon the dragon-execution platform, bound there by celestial soldiers. This minister said, 'You have violated the celestial statutes and deserve the death penalty. I carry out the mandate of heaven to end your remaining life.' The dragon heard my words in grief and anguish; this minister roused his spirit. The dragon, hearing grief and anguish, submitted its claws and folded its scales, willing to accept death; this minister, rousing his spirit, hitched up his robes and advanced, raising his frost-bright blade. With a single crack of the blade, the dragon's head fell away into the void."

When the Emperor heard this, his heart was filled with mingled grief and joy. His joy was in praising Wei Zheng as a worthy minister—with such a hero in the court, why worry that the realm might be unstable? His grief was that he had promised in the dream to save the dragon, never expecting that it would meet with execution. He could only summon his strength and issue an edict ordering Shubao to hang the dragon's head in the marketplace, to make it known to the common people of Chang'an. At the same time he rewarded Wei Zheng, and the various officials dispersed.

That evening, returning to the palace, the Emperor's heart was filled with melancholy. He thought of the dragon in the dream, weeping and wailing, begging for its life—how could it have known that death is inevitable and such calamity unavoidable? He brooded for a long time, and gradually felt his spirit grow weary and his body unwell. That night, during the second watch, he heard the sound of wailing outside the palace gate, and the Emperor grew still more terrified. Just as he was drifting into sleep, he again saw the Dragon King of Jing River holding a blood-soaked head in his hand, crying out, "Li Shimin, give me back my life! Give me back my life! Last night you promised with your whole mouth to save me, so why, when daylight came, you instead sent the official of the human realm to execute me? Come out! Come out! I shall take you to the King of Hell to argue this matter." He seized the Emperor and would not let go, clamoring again and again. The Emperor could not speak a word, and struggled only until sweat poured over his entire body.

At the very moment when the struggle could not be resolved, he saw fragrant clouds curling and colorful mists drifting from the south, and a female true person came forward. With a wave of her willow branch, the headless dragon, weeping and wailing, departed straight toward the northwest. This was Guanyin Bodhisattva, who had received the Buddha's decree to go to the Eastern Land to seek the scripture pilgrim. She had been staying in the Earth God's temple in the city of Chang'an, and that night, hearing the weeping of ghosts and the crying of spirits, she had come specially to drive away the karmic dragon and deliver the Emperor from his torment. The dragon then proceeded to the underworld to present its accusation—but that is another matter.

Meanwhile, Taizong regained consciousness and cried out, "A ghost! A ghost!" This threw the three palaces of empresses, the six courts of concubines, and the attending eunuchs into such a panic that they trembled through the night without a wink of sleep.

Before they knew it, the third watch of the fifth night-hour had arrived, and all the civil and military officials of the court were waiting outside the palace gates for the morning audience. When daylight came and still there was no sign of the emperor holding court, every one of them was filled with alarm and uncertainty. Not until the sun was high in the sky did an edict finally come forth: "Our heart is not at ease; let all officials be excused from court." Five or seven days passed in this manner, and the officials grew increasingly anxious. They were on the point of forcing their way in to inquire after the emperor's health when an edict from the Empress Dowager was issued, summoning the imperial physicians to the palace to administer medicine. The officials waited outside the palace gates for news. Before long, a physician emerged, and they all asked what ailed the emperor. The physician said, "The emperor's pulse is irregular—weak and rapid. He raves about seeing ghosts. Moreover, I have detected ten beats followed by one intermission; his five organs have lost their vital energy. I fear the end will come within seven days." Upon hearing this, the officials turned pale with horror.

In the midst of their grief and confusion, they heard another edict from the Empress Dowager summoning Xu Maogong, Huguo Gong, and Yuchi Gong to the emperor's presence. The three lords received the edict and hastened to the Palace of Divided Chambers. After they had paid their respects, Taizong spoke with a stern countenance, forcing his words: "My worthy lords, We took command of armies at the age of nineteen, campaigning in the south and north, resisting in the east and repelling in the west. After years of bitter hardship, We never once encountered the slightest trace of evil spirits. Yet today We see ghosts." Yuchi Gong said, "Your Majesty founded this empire and has slain countless men—why should You fear ghosts?" Taizong said: "You do not believe Us. Outside Our bedchamber door, bricks and tiles are thrown about at night, and ghostly voices cry out—it is truly unbearable. The daytime is just about tolerable, but the dark hours are impossible to endure." Shuibao said, "Let Your Majesty set Your mind at rest. Tonight Your servant and Jingde will guard the palace gate and see what manner of evil spirits there may be." Taizong approved the proposal. Maogong thanked the emperor and withdrew.

That evening, each man donned his armor. The two of them were fully equipped in their mail, holding golden melons and battle-axes as they stood guard outside the palace gate. What fine generals! See how they were attired:

On their heads, golden helmets gleamed and glittered;

On their bodies, armor of dragon scales.

A guardian mirror over their hearts shimmered with auspicious clouds;

Their lion-shaped buckles were drawn tight,

And their embroidered sashes glowed with new iridescence.

One had phoenix eyes that made the stars of heaven quail;

The other had round blazing eyes that floated like lightning on moonlit waves.

They were heroes and men of old renown,

Who for a thousand years became guardians of doors

And for ten thousand ages served as door-gods.

The two generals stood guard beside the gate. Through the night until dawn, not a single trace of evil was seen. That night, Taizong slept peacefully in the palace without incident. At dawn he summoned the two generals and rewarded them generously, saying: "Since We fell ill, We have not been able to sleep for several days. Tonight, relying on the awe-inspiring presence of Our two generals, We have slept very well. Please go out and rest for a time; come back in the evening to guard Us once more." The two generals thanked the emperor and withdrew.

For the next two or three nights, their watch was equally peaceful. But the emperor's meals grew smaller, and his illness seemed to worsen. Taizong could not bear to let the two generals toil so hard, so he summoned Shuibao, Jingde, and the other lords Du and Fang into the palace and told them: "These past two days, although We have found peace, it has been hard on General Qin and General Hu, who have labored through the entire night. We wish to summon a skillful painter to make true portraits of the two generals and paste them on the gates, so that they need not be troubled. What do you think?" The ministers complied at once with the imperial wish. Two skilled portrait painters were selected, and Generals Hu and Qin were painted in full armor as before. The portraits were pasted on the gates, and at night there was likewise no trouble.

After two or three days of this, there came again from the rear gate a clatter—ping-pang, ping-pang—of bricks and tiles being thrown about. At dawn, Taizong summoned the ministers and said: "For days past, the front gate has fortunately been free of trouble, but tonight the rear gate has been making noise. This will surely frighten Us to death." Maogong stepped forward and memorialized: "When the front gate was troubled, Jingde and Shuibao guarded it. Now that the rear gate is troubled, Wei Zheng should be assigned to guard it." Taizong approved the proposal and summoned Wei Zheng to stand guard at the rear gate that night. Zheng received the edict, and that evening he dressed himself in full array, carrying the dragon-slaying precious sword as he took his stand before the rear gate. He was truly a fine hero! See how he was attired:

A blue headband of fine silk bound his brow;

A brocade robe with a jade sash hung at his waist.

His wind-blocking sleeves fluttered like drifting frost,

His bearing rivaled the fierce visage of the god of the mound.

On his feet, black boots, crisply creased;

In his hand, a sharp blade, savage and bold.

His two eyes wide open, he gazed in every direction—

What evil spirit would dare approach?

Through the bright night, no ghosts or demons appeared. Although both the front and rear gates were now free of trouble, the emperor's body grew steadily weaker.

One day, the Empress Dowager issued another edict summoning the ministers to discuss the funeral arrangements. Taizong again summoned Xu Maogong and entrusted him with matters of state, charging him with the intent of Liu Bei's dying charge to his orphan heir. When he had finished speaking, he bathed and changed his garments, waiting for the end. Standing nearby, Wei Zheng seized the emperor's dragon robe and memorialized: "Let Your Majesty set Your mind at rest. Your servant has a matter that will guarantee Your Majesty long life." Taizong said: "The illness has already penetrated the marrow; Our life is in peril. How can it be preserved?" Zheng said: "Your servant has a letter to present to Your Majesty. Take it with you to the realm of the dead and deliver it to the Fengdu judge, Cui Jue." Taizong said: "Who is Cui Jue?" Zheng said: "Cui Jue was a minister in the service of the late emperor, Your Majesty's august father. He was first appointed magistrate of Zizhou and later promoted to Vice Minister of Rites. In life, he and Your servant became sworn brothers, and our bond was very deep. He has since died and now serves in the realm of the dead as the Fengdu judge who holds the ledgers of life and death. He often meets Your servant in dreams. If this letter is delivered to him, he will, out of regard for Your servant's humble ties, certainly release Your Majesty to return. He will ensure that Your soul returns to the world of the living and that Your dragon countenance once again graces the capital." Upon hearing this, Taizong took the letter, placed it in his sleeve, and closed his eyes and died. The three palaces and six courts, the empresses and concubines, the crown prince, and the two ranks of civil and military officials all mourned and donned mourning dress. The emperor's coffin was placed in the White Tiger Hall, but of this we shall say no more.

How exactly did Taizong's soul return to life? Listen to the next chapter for the explanation.

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且不題光蕊盡職,玄奘修行。卻說長安城外涇河岸邊,有兩個賢人:一個是漁翁,名喚張稍;一個是樵子,名喚李定。他兩個是不登科的進士,能識字的山人。一日,在長安城裡賣了肩上柴,貨了籃中鯉,同入酒館之中,吃了半酣,各攜一瓶,順涇河岸邊,徐步而回。張稍道:「李兄,我想那爭名的,因名喪體;奪利的,為利亡身;受爵的,抱虎而眠;承恩的,袖蛇而走。算起來,還不如我們水秀山青,逍遙自在,甘淡薄,隨緣而過。」李定道:「張兄說得有理。但只是你那水秀,不如我的山青。」張稍道:「你山青不如我的水秀。有一《蝶戀花》詞為證。詞曰:

煙波萬里扁舟小,靜依孤篷,西施聲音遶。滌慮洗心名利少,閑攀蓼穗蒹葭草。

數點沙鷗堪樂道,柳岸蘆灣,妻子同歡笑。一覺安眠風浪消,無榮無辱無煩惱。」

李定道:「你的水秀,不如我的山青。也有個《蝶戀花》詞為證。詞曰:

雲林一段松花滿,默聽鶯啼,巧舌如調管。紅瘦綠肥春正暖,倏然夏至光陰轉。

又值秋來容易換,黃花香,堪供玩。迅速嚴冬如指撚,逍遙四季無人管。」

漁翁道:「你山青不如我水秀,受用些好物。有一《鷓鴣天》為證:

仙鄉雲水足生涯,擺櫓橫舟便是家。活剖鮮鱗烹綠鱉,旋蒸紫蟹煮紅蝦。

青蘆筍,水荇芽,菱角雞頭更可誇。嬌藕老蓮芹葉嫩,慈菇茭白鳥英花。」

樵夫道:「你水秀不如我山青,受用些好物。亦有一《鷓鴣天》為證:

崔巍峻嶺接天涯,草舍茅庵是我家。醃臘雞鵝強蟹鱉,獐豝兔鹿勝魚蝦。

香椿葉,黃楝芽,竹筍山茶更可誇。紫李紅桃梅杏熟,甜梨酸棗木樨花。」

漁翁道:「你山青真個不如我的水秀。又有《天仙子》一首:

一葉小舟隨所寓,萬疊煙波無恐懼。垂鉤撒網捉鮮鱗,沒醬膩,偏有味,老妻稚子團圓會。

魚多又貨長安市,換得香醪吃個醉。簑衣當被臥秋江,鼾鼾睡,無憂慮,不戀人間榮與貴。」

樵子道:「你水秀還不如我的山青。也有《天仙子》一首:

茆舍數椽山下蓋,松竹梅蘭真可愛。穿林越嶺覓乾柴,沒人怪,從我賣,或少或多憑世界。

將錢沽酒隨心快,瓦缽磁甌殊自在。酕醄醉了臥松陰,無掛礙,無利害,不管人間興與敗。」

漁翁道:「李兄,你山中不如我水上生意快活。有一《西江月》為證:

紅蓼花繁映月,黃蘆葉亂搖風。碧天清遠楚江空,牽攪一潭星動。

入網大魚作隊,吞鉤小鱖成叢。得來烹煮味偏濃,笑傲江湖打鬨。」

樵夫道:「張兄,你水上還不如我山中的生意快活。亦有《西江月》為證:

敗葉枯藤滿路,破梢老竹盈山。女蘿乾葛亂牽攀,折取收繩殺擔。

蟲蛀空心榆柳,風吹斷頭松柟。採來堆積備冬寒,換酒換錢從俺。」

漁翁道:「你山中雖可比過,還不如我水秀的幽雅。有一《臨江仙》為證:

潮落旋移孤艇去,夜深罷棹歌來。簑衣殘月甚幽哉,宿鷗驚不起,天際彩雲開。

困臥蘆洲無個事,三竿日上還捱。隨心儘意自安排,朝臣寒待漏,怎似我寬懷。」

樵夫道:「你水秀的幽雅,還不如我山青更幽雅。亦有《臨江仙》可證:

蒼徑秋高拽斧去,晚涼擡擔回來。野花插鬢更奇哉,撥雲尋路出,待月叫門開。

稚子山妻欣笑接,草床木枕攲捱。蒸梨炊黍旋鋪排,甕中新釀熟,真個壯幽懷。」

漁翁道:「這都是我兩個生意,贍身的勾當,你卻沒有我閑時節的好處。有詩為證。詩曰:

閑看蒼天白鶴飛,停舟溪畔掩蒼扉。

倚篷教子搓鉤線,罷棹同妻晒網圍。

性定果然如浪靜,身安自是覺風微。

綠簑青笠隨時著,勝掛朝中紫綬衣。」

樵夫道:「你那閑時又不如我的閑時好也。亦有詩為證。詩曰:

閑觀縹緲白雲飛,獨坐茅庵掩竹扉。

無事訓兒開卷讀,有時對客把棋圍。

喜來策杖歌芳徑,興到攜琴上翠微。

草履麻絛粗布被,心寬強似著羅衣。」

張稍道:「李定,我兩個真是微吟可相狎,不須檀板共金樽。但散道詞章,不為稀罕。且各聯幾句,看我們漁樵攀話何如?」李定道:「張兄言之最妙。請兄先吟。」

「舟停綠水煙波內,家住深山曠野中。

偏愛溪橋春水漲,最憐岩岫曉雲蒙。

龍門鮮鯉時烹煮,蟲蛀乾柴日燎烘。

釣網多般堪贍老,擔繩二事可容終。

小舟仰臥觀飛雁,草徑斜欹聽唳鴻。

口舌場中無我分,是非海內少吾蹤。

溪邊掛晒繒如錦,石上重磨斧似鋒。

秋月暉暉常獨釣,春山寂寂沒人逢。

魚多換酒同妻飲,柴剩沽壺共子叢。

自唱自斟隨放蕩,長歌長嘆任顛風。

呼兄喚弟邀船夥,挈友攜朋聚野翁。

行令猜拳頻遞盞,拆牌道字漫傳鐘。

烹蝦煮蟹朝朝樂,炒鴨爊雞日日豐。

愚婦煎茶情散淡,山妻造飯意從容。

曉來舉杖淘輕浪,日出擔柴過大沖。

雨後披簑擒活鯉,風前弄斧伐枯松。

潛蹤避世妝痴蠢,隱姓埋名作啞聾。」

張稍道:「李兄,我才僭先起句,今到我兄,也先起一聯,小弟亦當續之。」

「風月佯狂山野漢,江湖寄傲老餘丁。

清閑有分隨瀟灑,口舌無聞喜太平。

月夜身眠茅屋穩,天昏體蓋箬簑輕。

忘情結識松梅友,樂意相交鷗鷺盟。

名利心頭無算計,干戈耳畔不聞聲。

隨時一酌香醪酒,度日三餐野菜羹。

兩束柴薪為活計,一竿鉤線是營生。

閑呼稚子磨鋼斧,靜喚憨兒補舊繒。

春到愛觀楊柳綠,時融喜看荻蘆青。

夏天避暑修新竹,六月乘涼摘嫩菱。

霜降雞肥常日宰,重陽蟹壯及時烹。

冬來日上還沉睡,數九天高自不寒。

八節山中隨放性,四時湖裡任陶情。

採薪自有仙家興,垂釣全無世俗形。

門外野花香豔豔,船頭綠水浪平平。

身安不說三公位,性定強如十里城。

十里城高防閫令,三公位顯聽宣聲。

樂山樂水真是罕,謝天謝地謝神明。」

他二人既各道詞章,又相聯詩句。行到那分路去處,躬身作別。張稍道:「李兄啊,途中保重,上山仔細看虎。假若有些凶險,正是『明日街頭少故人』。」李定聞言,大怒道:「你這廝憊懶!好朋友也替得生死,你怎麼咒我?我若遇虎遭害,你必遇浪翻江。」張稍道:「我永世也不得翻江。」李定道:「『天有不測風雲,人有暫時禍福。』你怎麼就保得無事?」張稍道:「李兄,你雖這等說,你還沒捉摸;不若我的生意有捉摸,定不遭此等事。」李定道:「你那水面上營生,極凶極險,隱隱暗暗,有甚麼捉摸?」張稍道:「你是不曉得。這長安城裡,西門街上,有一個賣卦的先生。我每日送他一尾金色鯉,他就與我袖傳一課,依方位,百下百著。今日我又去買卦,他教我在涇河灣頭東邊下網,西岸拋鉤,定獲滿載魚蝦而歸。明日上城來,賣錢沽酒,再與老兄相敘。」二人從此敘別。

這正是:「路上說話,草裡有人。」原來這涇河水府有一個巡水的夜叉,聽見了百下百著之言,急轉水晶宮,慌忙報與龍王道:「禍事了!禍事了!」龍王問:「有甚禍事?」夜叉道:「臣巡水去到河邊,只聽得兩個漁、樵攀話,相別時,言語甚是利害。那漁翁說:長安城裡,西門街上,有個賣卦先生,算得最準。他每日送他鯉魚一尾,他就袖傳一課,教他百下百著。若依此等算準,卻不將水族盡情打了?何以壯觀水府,何以躍浪翻波,輔助大王威力?」龍王甚怒,急提了劍,就要上長安城,誅滅這賣卦的。旁邊閃過龍子、龍孫、蝦臣、蟹士、鰣軍師、鱖少卿、鯉太宰,一齊啟奏道:「大王且息怒。常言道:『過耳之言,不可聽信。』大王此去,必有雲從,必有雨助,恐驚了長安黎庶,上天見責。大王隱顯莫測,變化無方,但只變一秀士,到長安城內訪問一番。果有此輩,容加誅滅不遲;若無此輩,可不是妄害他人也?」

龍王依奏,遂棄寶劍,也不興雲雨,出岸上,搖身一變,變作一個白衣秀士,真個:

丰姿英偉,聳壑昂霄。步履端祥,循規蹈矩。語言遵孔孟,禮貌體周文。身穿玉色羅襴服,頭戴逍遙一字巾。

上路來,拽開雲步,徑到長安城西門大街上。只見一簇人,擠擠雜雜,鬧鬧哄哄。內有高談闊論的道:「屬龍的本命,屬虎的相沖。寅辰巳亥,雖稱合局,但怕的是日犯歲君。」龍王聞言,情知是賣卜之處。走上前,分開眾人,望裡觀看。只見:

四壁珠璣,滿堂綺繡。寶鴨香無斷,磁瓶水恁清。兩邊羅列王維畫,座上高懸鬼谷形。端溪硯,金煙墨,相襯著霜毫大筆;火珠林,郭璞數,謹對了臺政新經。六爻熟諳,八卦精通。能知天地理,善曉鬼神情。一槃子午安排定,滿腹星辰佈列清。真個那未來事,過去事,觀如月鏡;幾家興,幾家敗,鑑若神明。知凶定吉,斷死言生。開談風雨迅,下筆鬼神驚。招牌有字書名姓,神課先生袁守誠。

此人是誰?原來是當朝欽天監臺正先生袁天罡的叔父,袁守誠是也。那先生果然相貌稀奇,儀容秀麗;名揚大國,術冠長安。龍王入門來,與先生相見。禮畢,請龍上坐,童子獻茶。先生問曰:「公來問何事?」龍王曰:「請卜天上陰晴事如何。」先生即袖傳一課,斷曰:「雲迷山頂,霧罩林梢。若占雨澤,準在明朝。」龍王曰:「明日甚時下雨?雨有多少尺寸?」先生道:「明日辰時布雲,巳時發雷,午時下雨,未時雨足,共得水三尺三寸零四十八點。」龍王笑曰:「此言不可作戲。如是明日有雨,依你斷的時辰、數目,我送課金五十兩奉謝;若無雨,或不按時辰、數目,我與你實說:定要打壞你的門面,扯碎你的招牌,即時趕出長安,不許在此惑眾。」先生忻然而答:「這個一定任你。請了,請了。明朝雨後來會。」

龍王辭別,出長安,回水府。大小水神接著,問曰:「大王訪那賣卦的如何?」龍王道:「有,有,有。但是一個掉嘴口討春的先生。我問他幾時下雨,他就說明日下雨。問他甚麼時辰,甚麼雨數,他就說辰時布雲,巳時發雷,午時下雨,未時雨足,得水三尺三寸零四十八點。我與他打了個賭賽:若果如他言,送他謝金五十兩;如略差些,就打破他門面,趕他起身,不許在長安惑眾。」眾水族笑曰:「大王是八河都總管,司雨大龍神,有雨無雨,惟大王知之。他怎敢這等胡言?那賣卦的定是輸了,定是輸了。」

此時龍子、龍孫與那魚卿、蟹士正歡笑談此事未畢,只聽得半空中叫:「涇河龍王接旨。」眾擡頭上看,是一個金衣力士,手擎玉帝敕旨,徑投水府而來。慌得龍王整衣端肅,焚香接了旨。金衣力士回空而去。龍王謝恩,拆封看時,上寫著:

敕命八河總,驅雷掣電行:

明朝施雨澤,普濟長安城。

旨意上時辰、數目,與那先生判斷者毫髮不差。諕得那龍王魂飛魄散。少頃甦醒,對眾水族曰:「塵世上有此靈人,真個是能通天地理,卻不輸與他啊!」鰣軍師奏云:「大王放心。要贏他有何難處?臣有小計,管教滅那廝的口嘴。」龍王問計,軍師道:「行雨差了時辰,少些點數,就是那廝斷卦不準,怕不贏他?那時捽碎招牌,趕他跑路,果何難也?」龍王依他所奏,果不擔憂。

至次日,點札風伯、雷公、雲童、電母,直至長安城九霄空上。他挨到那巳時方布雲,午時發雷,未時落雨,申時雨止,卻只得三尺零四十點。改了他一個時辰,剋了他三寸八點。雨後發放眾將班師。他又按落雲頭,還變作白衣秀士,到那西門裡大街上,撞入袁守誠卦舖,不容分說,就把他招牌、筆、硯等一齊捽碎。那先生坐在椅上,公然不動。這龍王又掄起門板便打,罵道:「這妄言禍福的妖人,擅惑眾心的潑漢!你卦又不靈,言又狂謬。說今日下雨的時辰、點數俱不相對。你還危然高坐,趁早去,饒你死罪!」守誠猶公然不懼分毫,仰面朝天冷笑道:「我不怕,我不怕。我無死罪,只怕你倒有個死罪哩。別人好瞞,只是難瞞我也。我認得你,你不是秀士,乃是涇河龍王。你違了玉帝敕旨,改了時辰,剋了點數,犯了天條。你在那剮龍臺上,恐難免一刀,你還在此罵我?」龍王見說,心驚膽戰,毛骨悚然。急丟了門板,整衣伏禮,向先生跪下道:「先生休怪。前言戲之耳,豈知弄假成真,果然違犯天條,奈何?望先生救我一救;不然,我死也不放你。」守誠曰:「我救你不得,只是指條生路與你投生便了。」龍曰:「願求指教。」先生曰:「你明日午時三刻,該赴人曹官魏徵處聽斬。你果要性命,須當急急去告當今唐太宗皇帝方好。那魏徵是唐王駕下的丞相,若是討他個人情,方保無事。」

龍王聞言,拜辭含淚而去。不覺紅日西沉,太陰星上。但見:

煙凝山紫歸鴉倦,遠路行人投旅店。渡頭新雁宿汀沙,銀河現,催更籌,孤村燈火光無焰。風裊爐煙清道院,蝴蝶夢中人不見。月移花影上欄杆,星光亂,漏聲換,不覺深沉夜已半。

這涇河龍王也不回水府,只在空中。等到子時前後,收了雲頭,斂了霧角,徑來皇宮門首。此時唐王正夢出宮門之外,步月花陰。忽然龍王變作人相,上前跪拜,口叫:「陛下,救我,救我。」太宗云:「你是何人?朕當救你。」龍王云:「陛下是真龍,臣是業龍。臣因犯了天條,該陛下賢臣人曹官魏徵處斬,故來拜求,望陛下救我一救。」太宗曰:「既是魏徵處斬,朕可以救你,你放心前去。」龍王歡喜,叩謝而去。

卻說那太宗夢醒後,念念在心。早已至五鼓三點,太宗設朝,聚集兩班文武官員。但見那:

煙籠鳳闕,香藹龍樓。光搖丹扆動,雲拂翠華流。君臣相契同堯舜,禮樂威嚴近漢周。侍臣燈,宮女扇,雙雙映彩;孔雀屏,麒麟殿,處處光浮。山呼萬歲,華祝千秋。靜鞭三下響,衣冠拜冕旒。宮花燦爛天香襲,堤柳輕柔御樂謳。珍珠簾,翡翠簾,金鉤高控;龍鳳扇,山河扇,寶輦停留。文官英秀,武將抖擻。御道分高下,丹墀列品流。金章紫綬乘三象,地久天長萬萬秋。

眾官朝賀已畢,各各分班。唐王閃鳳目龍睛,一一從頭觀看,只見那文官內是房玄齡、杜如晦、徐世勣、許敬宗、王珪等,武官內是馬三寶、段志玄、殷開山、程咬金、劉洪紀、胡敬德、秦叔寶等,一個個威儀端肅,卻不見魏徵丞相。唐王召徐世勣上殿道:「朕夜間得一怪夢:夢見一人,迎面拜謁,口稱是涇河龍王,犯了天條,該人曹官魏徵處斬,拜告寡人救他,朕已許諾。今日班前獨不見魏徵,何也?」世勣對曰:「此夢告準。須喚魏徵來朝,陛下不要放他出門,過此一日,可救夢中之龍。」唐王大喜,即傳旨,著當駕官宣魏徵入朝。

卻說魏徵丞相在府,夜觀乾象,正爇寶香,只聞得九霄鶴唳,卻是天差仙使,捧玉帝金旨一道,著他午時三刻,夢斬涇河老龍。這丞相謝了天恩,齋戒沐浴,在府中試慧劍,運元神,故此不曾入朝。一見當駕官齎賫來宣,惶懼無任;又不敢違遲君命,只得急急整衣束帶,同旨入朝,在御前叩頭請罪。唐王道:「赦卿無罪。」那時諸臣尚未退朝,至此,卻命捲簾散朝。獨留魏徵,宣上金鑾,召入便殿,先議論安邦之策,定國之謀。將近巳末午初時候,卻命宮人:「取過大棋來,朕與賢卿對弈一局。」眾嬪妃隨取棋枰,鋪設御案。魏徵謝了恩,即與唐王對弈,一遞一著,擺開陣勢。正合《爛柯經》云:

博弈之道,貴乎嚴謹。高者在腹,下者在邊,中者在角,此棋家之常法。法曰:「寧輸一子,不失一先。」擊左則視右,攻後則瞻前。有先而後,有後而先。兩生勿斷,皆活勿連。闊不可太疏,密不可太促。與其戀子以求生,不若棄之而取勝;與其無事而獨行,不若固之而自補。彼眾我寡,先謀其生;我眾彼寡,務張其勢。善勝者不爭,善陣者不戰;善戰者不敗,善敗者不亂。夫棋始以正合,終以奇勝。凡敵無事而自補者,有侵絕之意;棄小而不救者,有圖大之心;隨手而下者,無謀之人;不思而應者,取敗之道。《詩》云:「惴惴小心,如臨于谷。」此之謂也。

詩曰:

棋盤為地子為天,色按陰陽造化全。

下到玄微通變處,笑誇當日爛柯仙。

君臣兩個對弈,此棋正下到午時三刻,一盤殘局未終,魏徵忽然俯伏在案邊,鼾鼾盹睡。太宗笑曰:「賢卿真是匡扶社稷之心勞,創立江山之力倦,所以不覺盹睡。」太宗任他睡著,更不呼喚。不多時,魏徵醒來,俯伏在地道:「臣該萬死,臣該萬死!卻才倦困,不知所為,望陛下赦臣慢君之罪。」太宗道:「卿有何慢罪?且起來,拂退殘棋,與卿從新更著。」

魏徵謝了恩,卻才撚子在手,忽聽得朝門外大呼小叫。原來是秦叔寶、徐茂公等,將著一個血淋的龍頭,擲在帝前,啟奏道:「陛下,海淺河枯曾有見,這般異事卻無聞。」太宗與魏徵起身道:「此物何來?」叔寶、茂公道:「千步廊南,十字街上,雲端裡落下這顆龍頭,微臣不敢不奏。」唐王驚問魏徵:「此是何說?」魏徵轉身叩頭道:「是臣才一夢斬的。」唐王聞言,大驚道:「賢卿盹睡之時,又不曾見動身動手,又無刀劍,如何卻斬此龍?」魏徵奏道:「主公,臣的身在君前,夢離陛下。身在君前對殘局,合眼朦朧;夢離陛下乘瑞雲,出神抖擻。那條龍在剮龍臺上,被天兵將綁縛其中。是臣道:『你犯天條,合當死罪。我奉天命,斬汝殘生。』龍聞哀苦,臣抖精神。龍聞哀苦,伏爪收鱗甘受死;臣抖精神,撩衣進步舉霜鋒。扢扠一聲刀過處,龍頭因此落虛空。」

太宗聞言,心中悲喜不一。喜者,誇獎魏徵好臣,朝中有此豪傑,愁甚江山不穩?悲者,謂夢中曾許救龍,不期竟致遭誅。只得強打精神,傳旨著叔寶將龍頭懸掛市曹,曉諭長安黎庶。一壁廂賞了魏徵,眾官散訖。

當晚回宮,心中只是憂悶。想那夢中之龍,哭啼啼哀告求生,豈知無常,難免此患。思念多時,漸覺神魂倦怠,身體不安。當夜二更時分,只聽得宮門外有號泣之聲,太宗愈加驚恐。正朦朧睡間,又見那涇河龍王手提著一顆血淋淋的首級,高叫:「唐太宗,還我命來!還我命來!你昨夜滿口許諾救我,怎麼天明時反宣人曹官來斬我?你出來,你出來,我與你到閻君處折辨折辨。」他扯住太宗,再三嚷鬧不放。太宗箝口難言,只掙得汗流遍體。

正在那難分難解之時,只見正南上香雲繚繞,彩霧飄飄,有一個女真人上前,將楊柳枝用手一擺,那沒頭的龍悲悲啼啼,徑往西北而去。原來這是觀音菩薩領佛旨,上東土尋取經人,住此長安城都土地廟裡,夜聞鬼泣神號,特來喝退業龍,救脫皇帝。那龍徑到陰司地獄具告不題。

卻說太宗甦醒回來,只叫:「有鬼!有鬼!」慌得那三宮皇后、六院嬪妃,與近侍太監,戰兢兢,一夜無眠。

不覺五更三點,那滿朝文武多官,都在朝門外候朝。等到天明,猶不見臨朝,諕得一個個驚懼躊躇。及日上三竿,方有旨意出來道:「朕心不快,眾官免朝。」不覺倏五七日,眾官憂惶,都正要撞門見駕問安,只見太后有旨,召醫官入宮用藥。眾人在朝門外等候討信。少時,醫官出來,眾問何疾。醫官道:「皇上脈氣不正,虛而又數,狂言見鬼。又診得十動一代,五臟無氣,恐不諱只在七日之內矣。」眾官聞言,大驚失色。

正愴惶間,又聽得太后有旨宣徐茂公、護國公、尉遲恭見駕。三公奉旨,急入到分宮樓下。拜畢,太宗正色強言道:「賢卿,寡人十九歲領兵,南征北伐,東擋西除,苦歷數載,更不曾見半點邪祟,今日卻反見鬼。」尉遲恭道:「創立江山,殺人無數,何怕鬼乎?」太宗道:「卿是不信。朕這寢宮門外,入夜就拋磚弄瓦,鬼魅呼號,著然難處。白日猶可,昏夜難禁。」叔寶道:「陛下寬心,今晚臣與敬德把守宮門,看有甚麼鬼祟。」太宗准奏。茂公謝恩而出。

當日天晚,各取披掛,他兩個介冑整齊,執金瓜、鉞斧,在宮門外把守。好將軍!你看他怎生打扮:

頭戴金盔光爍爍,身披鎧甲龍鱗。護心寶鏡幌祥雲,獅蠻收緊扣,繡帶彩霞新。這一個鳳眼朝天星斗怕,那一個環睛映電月光浮。他本是英雄豪傑舊勳臣,只落得千年稱戶尉,萬古作門神。

二將軍侍立門傍,一夜天曉,更不曾見一點邪祟。是夜,太宗在宮,安寢無事。曉來宣二將軍,重重賞勞道:「朕自得疾,數日不能得睡,今夜仗二將軍威勢甚安。卿且請出安息安息,待晚間再一護衛。」二將謝恩而出。

遂此二三夜把守俱安。只是御膳減損,病轉覺重。太宗又不忍二將辛苦,又宣叔寶、敬德與杜、房諸公入宮,吩咐道:「這兩日朕雖得安,卻只難為秦、胡二將軍徹夜辛苦。朕欲召巧手丹青,傳二將軍真容,貼於門上,免得勞他。如何?」眾臣即依旨,選兩個會寫真的,著胡、秦二公依前披掛,照樣畫了,貼在門上。夜間也即無事。

如此二三日,又聽得後宰門乒乓乒乓,磚瓦亂響。曉來即宣眾臣曰:「連日前門幸喜無事,今夜後門又響,卻不又驚殺寡人也。」茂公進前奏道:「前門不安,是敬德、叔寶護衛;後門不安,該著魏徵護衛。」太宗准奏,又宣魏徵今夜把守後門。徵領旨,當夜結束整齊,提著那誅龍的寶劍,侍立在後宰門前,真個的好英雄也。他怎生打扮:

熟絹青巾抹額,錦袍玉帶垂腰。兜風氅袖采霜飄,壓賽壘荼神貌。腳踏烏靴坐折,手持利刃兇驍。圓睜兩眼四邊瞧,那個邪神敢到?

一夜通明,也無鬼魅。雖是前後門無事,只是身體漸重。

一日,太后又傳旨,召眾臣商議殯殮後事。太宗又宣徐茂公,吩咐國家大事,叮囑倣劉蜀主託孤之意。言畢,沐浴更衣,待時而已。傍閃魏徵,手扯龍衣,奏道:「陛下寬心,臣有一事,管保陛下長生。」太宗道:「病勢已入膏肓,命將危矣,如何保得?」徵云:「臣有書一封,進與陛下,捎去到陰司,付酆都判官崔珏。」太宗道:「崔珏是誰?」徵云:「崔珏乃是太上先皇帝駕前之臣,先受茲洲令,後陞禮部侍郎。在日與臣八拜為交,相知甚厚。他如今已死,現在陰司做掌生死文簿的酆都判官,夢中常與臣相會。此去若將此書付與他,他念微臣薄分,必然放陛下回來。管教魂魄還陽世,定取龍顏轉帝都。」太宗聞言,接在手中,籠入袖裡,遂瞑目而亡。那三宮六院、皇后嬪妃、侍長儲君及兩班文武,俱舉哀戴孝。又在白虎殿上,停著梓宮不題。

畢竟不知太宗如何還魂,且聽下回分解。